Earl is puts the moron in oxymoron. Has that been said before? Fuck it, it bears repeating.

Yes, Earl, you fuckhead, each birth does indeed become less and less stressful....because you become less and less attached to each child.

He's, without question, the world's biggest asshole.

And in other news, K-Earl has been named the new prime minster of North Korea because crazy people with delusions of granduer stick together.

Of course it gets less stressful...while the rest of us have to actually raise our kids, he just hooked up with his gravy train and set off...

God I hate him. But as far as being a freeloader goes, he's damn good, so I gotta give him credit for that...

EARL......

I can mention three things I would change on that episode of CSI:

*it should have been a true documentary

* Earl should have been dimembered

*Earl should have have been killed

He's a butt-cheek, abalone, and spleen sandwich--with extra diarrhea sauce.

The easy thing to say is this guy is a douche or an asshole or a modern day Emperor with No Clothes, but it is societys fault he is so rich and in the public eye.

If my daughter brought home a guy with kids by another woman of a different race he didnt even marry, my daughter would be disowned or have so much sense shaken into her that such a relationship would not take place. Not Britneys family. She could have married any kind of guy she wants and ends up with a guy that even the dumbest poorest trailer park family would not welcome.

Then once he is famous for marrying her, people in power who can cast actors in shows like CSI or the WWE decide to call Federline. He probably got more to get bodyslammed then 90% of this country makes in a year. That gets his career going even more. Even if his work sucks he has a career financed by a stipper bimbo type wife we all bought records from thinking it would give us a better look at her ass and tits all while making her rich. Britney is the kind of girl who marries trash like this guy, whehter she is rich and exposed to the finer things in life or lives in a swamp in Louisiana. Money puts ignorance more easily into public view.

No matter what you think of this guy, society has put him in this place. The lack of upbringing for Britney, the lack of any logic shown by talent casting agents, and we as a whole for buying whatever garbage they have to sell. He has no talent, no brains, no money of his own, but guess what, he does not need it.

Federline is smarter then all of us put together.

#7-- I was thinking "drawn and quartered" would have given the episode some nice historical ambiance.

he is such a waste of human skin and oxygen!

When the boy's get older, he's going to show them that CSI episode to prove "daddy" was an actor once. What sucks about all this is when they get beat up in school, which we all know will happen, they'll think it's ok. Everyday when they come home from school, if they even make it that far, they'll tell daddy what a great job acting they did in school that day...............

InstantAsshat -- "He's a butt-cheek, abalone, and spleen sandwich--with extra diarrhea sauce."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!! (Gross!)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

I'm still trying to figure out what "field" he's underrated in?

Damn, when he said he shocked himself, I thought he was gonna say he was diving for plugged in toasters in the pool out back. I mean this guy didn't exactly eat from the tree of knowledge...

Oh come on people!

To have such confidence in yourself, even in the face of adversity is really quite erotic, no?

I'd fornicate with him. Provided I was drunk, high, with him wearing 3 plastic bags on one head and 18 condoms on the other.

"If you want to hate me, cool, hate me. You know why? Because all it's going to do is help me."

Ok, Well I am helping the shit out of you.

I help you and every other wanna-be rappah-ganstah just like you.

I'll never stop helping you, you illiterate, contrived, useless sperm-machine. Fuck.

I'll help him with a shotgun blast to the face, ala Kurt Cobain, with my 12 gauge, double barrel, pump shotgun.

Shick Shick BOOM

Shick Shick BOOM

PS - You are Earl now, bitch!

Damn Earl, you are so street!

Yo, DJ Jazzy Earl, kick that hardcore ganster shit, homie.!

MC Spermy Earl is in da' Howse all you homies and Chess Club Kids! Hide your poop-hole!

I hope his next acting role is in "Faces of Death".

Horay, more Earl Spears news!

Except you're not calling him Earl Spears yet, which disappoints me.

Speaking of Earl, no not K. Earl Fed!
"My Name Is Earl". It's an all new rerun at 8e/7c on CBS.

"Very Bad Things
Earl decides to take Joy's side when she gets into an argument with Darnell; the purchase of an entertainment center does not turn out the way Joy planned."
Original Air Date: Sep 21, 2006

Followed by an all new rerun of "The Office".

@20 I was thinking as a "crash test dummie" for Dateline........

Everybody gots to be somebody.

http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

Each birth gets less stressful for him? Of course they do. He's not the one giving birth.

http://glossedover.com

#9 - I agree; I am completely at a loss as to WHY people keep giving this tool work! He's getting paid to make appearances, he's getting paid for some clothing line (or maybe sneaker, can't remember), he gets cast on a very popular TV show.... why isn't anyone who has the power to do so slamming doors left and right in his face? Who sits around in a meeting and says Oh my gah- we HAVE to get K-Fed to represent ______. There's a big difference between being the guy people love to hate and simply being the guy that everyone hates. Someone needs to put this little fuck in his place, good and hard.

Well, somebody has to say it:

Kevin Earl Federline Loves the Cock!

he's smokin hot, i'd gladly suck his cock. lots of girls do. not would. do.

satan tried to posses k-fed but realized he had no soul to posses.

What is it about that CSI episode that he's proud of? He looked like a moron, acted like a retard, and went down like a little girl. Is the the mark of a good blonkey? Indeed, Earl. Indeed.

By the way Aphrodite, very nice.

he's actually not successful. I mean he is riding his wifes coattails. They would have hired an extra for CSI, his albums sell...i hate saying that, but at least one sells because of his wife.

lol they are the white whitney & bobby.

"If you want to hate me, cool, hate me. You know why? Because all it's going to do is help me. I know who I am."

Thousands of people hate you, and that doesn't bother you just the tiniest bit?

You, sir, are a fucking liar. Or extremely stupid. Or most likely both.

Okay, I've just been waiting for a story about baggy-pants K-fed so I could repeat something that I heard the other day. I was told that the baggy pants fad started in prison where this would indicate that you were someone's BITCH! Please tell me this is true if anyone knows. I can't wait to tell it to the next butt-crack baggy pants fool I run into. HEE HEE!

Do you guys know that there are tons of chics that love this guy? It is highly inexplicible but true. I hear that there are oodles of fansites dedicated to him.

All I really love- the wiggerish yo homie stuff. It is really disturbing yet funny.

I'm kinda confused-didn't he have about 8 lines in the show? What could he have possibly done differently? Not dressed like a wigger woulda been a good start I guess...

I can't wait to see him in his next starring role "Dateline: To Catch A Child Predator"...

He's a CAT cap and a oiled up pair of Wolverines from being on Maury Povich as Maury screams to the audience while Brit's crying "Earl, you are NOT the father!!!", to which he'll give a reply along the lines of "That's wiggety wack, yo".

#32, I say more like multi-millions

#34 that depresses me to no end.

Yeah #9, forget all the other shit, he had to go and fuck a woman of another race, that's his real problem.

So how are things down there in the compound, you guys still down in Butthole Springs Mississippi right.

Stay the course brother there's a war a'comin'!

Can anyone here give me total proof that this isn't Vanilla Ice?

Why can't he just die already?

http://www.celebslam.com

#39

J.M. you just blew my mind, has anyone seen these "two" in the same room? Has anyone even seen Vanilla since Federline "dropped" on the scene?

*cue Twilight Zone music*

Barbado--There's only one way to find out.....Have Suge Knight shake him up outside of a balcony...if he falls and splatters his brains all over the pavement...it's Kevin EARL Federfuck. If he just pees his pants.....it's Vanilla Ice.

In defense (please shoot me later... I have some loose ends to tie up first) of Vanilla Ice, he actually did sell 10+ million records without marrying a multimillionaire hick. Earl is like the male Paris Hilton... he just says "that's hot, yo".

K-Earl: The most talked about, perhaps, but also the most universally reviled. You know, like anal leakage, crotch fungus, and Paris Hilton's rotting twat.

#9: You know what that attitude will get you? A brown grandbaby. Karma's an ironic bitch with one hell of a sense of humor.

True, true Vanilla did suffer for his "art"? as well (see Suge Knight). Unlike ratface here who only suffers hangovers.

I also have a fondness for "rollin in my 5.0," 'cause I have a 5.0 and therefore appreciate anything 5.0 related

Rich: *stunned silence*

#33: partly true -- they weren't someone's bitch but the prison clothes didn't fit them properly :)- check

http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/sagging.asp

I feel like that chick from Heroes... my evil mirror image wrote #43... and here I thought I was just sleeping and dreaming of anally violating Kim Kardishian in my harem... there is never, I repeat , never an excuse for Vanilla Ice. Suge deserved the Nobel Peace Prize for that one. Damn you alter-ego!!! Damn you to hell!!!

Why is it that the most UNDESERVING idiots have all the money FOR DOING NOTHING? I really hate him! White trash weasle.

of course it gets less stressful for him with each birth. when he had the first two he was sharing a 1 bedroom apartment with 5 other guys, sleeping on the floor. now he's living in a mansion sleeping with a used up whore.

with brit paying his child support and paying for the new guinea pigs they made, what does he have to worry about?

I dunno guys.....you tell me...
Vanilla Ice

http://www.vanillaice.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/pu.jpg

K-Fag

http://thebosh.com/archives/upload/2006/08/husband-Kevin-Federline.jpg

You are giving Earl too much credit comparing him to Vanilla Ice. Vanilla Ice has 10 times more talent than Earl...and that's not saying much.

The thing is, that "All publicity is good publicity" mindset that he has doesn't work anymore.

Paris hilton and Jessica Simpson are two of the most known woman in the country it seems, yet their CD's didn't sell shit. Kevin can think it's great that everybody hates him, but guess what douchebag, people don't buy CD's put out by people they hate.

52--Did you just say that Robert Van Winkle is talented? The Queen Mother, Lord-God of All Wiggers, Vanilla Ice???? You obviously weren't alive in 1989...or are too young to remember.....it.

Does Earl write his own stuff? If so, he wins this loser race by a pointy nose. At least Vanilla Ice could point to the Black kid who wrote his stuff for him... FUCK! I just did it again... someone please call Suge Knight on me... many thanks.

And for the record, I'd buy Earl's CD if it had a picture of Britney's naked 20 year old rack on the cover... fuck, who am I kidding... I'd still pirate the shit. They should play Earl's hits outside of Taliban strongholds in Afghanistan to force them to surrender.

#54....Not really, just more talented than K-mart. I remember 89 quite well unfortunately.

Okay, his entire career path, combined with the post title, made me instantly think of that old movie "The Jerk" with Steve Martin. Still, Earl's a better name than Navin.

Earl wishes he had as much talent as Vanilla Ice or Milli Vanilli; which, as someone else pointed out, is not saying much. Earl's overwhelming talent appears to be as an insperminating machine. Maybe he could help Madonna out and give her a wiggah wanna-be baby.

Okay, 70s quiz time. Who else remembers this line: "Slide it, Earl!"????

......getting a dial tone........dialing.......OOH, SHHHH....it's ringing..........Hi. Is Suge there? This is Jrzmommy. Sure I can hold....I'm holding.....All right stop, Collaborate and listen...dah dah dah dah dah...With my ragtop down so my hair can blow.....YES? HELLO, Suge? Hi, it's Jrzmommy......can you come over here to the Superfish and jangle RichPort out the window and shake some sense into him? Okay, thanks!!! Bye....huh? What's that? Oh, thanks, you keep your chocolate starfish tight too, Suge! Word!!! Hee! Bye!

Thanks Jrz... his goombahs thought it was funny to swing me out the window by my johnson... thanks goodness it was a 10 story building and no one was wearing a top hat...

Oh, oh, someone mentioned Milli Vanilli, careful my friends for down that road leads to madness.

Although, I wonder how it would've worked out for them I there was more Vanilli, than Milli, know wattI'm sayin'?

more Vanilli, think about it...

Slim - It might have worked if there was less suicide too, oh, and outfits that didn't imvolve 'men' wearing blazers with fucking tights...

#9 - Tell us how you really feel. Don't hold back!! :)

btw, I agree with everything you said regarding what a douchebag Kevin is - but what's up with the racial hatred going on ??

I also agree with number 9, but Shar's race should have nothing to do with it. The fact that your daughter brought home a man with two very young children by another woman should PERIOD should send up red flags, not the fact that the other woman was of a different race.

#9 Jeremy1Esq: Yes, of course, his first baby momma being a "woman of a different race," that's by all means the WORST of his missteps, right? Disown your child for that, would you?

*ahem*

"Do you guys know that there are tons of chics that love this guy? It is highly inexplicible but true. I hear that there are oodles of fansites dedicated to him."

This is the thought that will make me wake up in the middle of the night. What kind of loser thinks he's cool?

Its a special kind of asshole that thinks its great that everyone hates him. Most people would think "Gee, maybe I'm doing something wrong here that people with an ounce of intelligence hate my guts and the only fans I have are pathetic white trash losers". But no, he actually thinks its great. Britney should be embarrassed. She is so over. I can't imagine she would have one single normal fan left.

i'd love to suck his dick. and swallow. and give anal. then suck again. lots of girls would. he's trashy-hot, just like all those trashy-hot girls that guys want to fuck. it's funny that people can't handle it when girls simply ignore the double standard.

Yes, because that is what your children need from you... for you to focus on your own career (which is a waste of time) only to sit back and do nothing while you (watch them grow up).

I am telling you, we need criteria about who is allowed to reproduce!

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

I agree with #2

Kfed is simply your typical redneck. He wishes it was more complicated than that.

Trashy hot?!?!?

How about just trash. I can see how women may go for a "dangerous" dude (gang bangers, Xtreme athletes a mechanice who doen't wash his hands)

Earl is NONE of those things, you like him, you like freeloading trash, you are an enabler for these parasites. See how you'll like him in 15 years when your daughter brings one home to mooch of you.

jrz and Rich-

I know you two assholes did the "running man" to Ice's only hit.

Ah c'mon Commish....how'd you guess?

Just a hunch, since you knew the words and all. I will admit to having a drink with ol' Rob. But nothing else happened, I swear. That dude from Warrant was another story.

Crazy college days, man.

(wikipedia for comedic value)

#47, that did take away some of my joy, but it won't ruin my plan to tell this tale to every baggy pants boob I meet. Even if they find out the truth eventually I will have tingly joy at seeing their horror at the thought of emulating a prison bitch. I'm hoping that maybe guys will start wearing pants that fit so we can see their buns. Young guys, why must you hide your buns under these silly outfits? Show them while they're young and firm.

I can see how women may go for a "dangerous" dude (gang bangers, Xtreme athletes a mechanice who doen't wash his hands)

i love how guys think they have a say in both what they like in girls, and what girls should like in guys. it's funny because the first is a statement of their overt heterosexual preference, and the second is a statement of their latent homosexual preference. very revealing. slim, here, clearly likes the butch archtypes of gay culture. most hetero girls don't.

#68 You would give anal? I think you mean receive. Although I suspect he wouldn't mind gettin anal...

Let me redirect you sweetie to the trashiness of Small Dicked Collin Farrel or Ugly Jamie Foxx or even the classic trashiness of Old Ass Jack Nicholson. Much more interesting! The only problem is you'd be lucky to leave their beds unbruised and unblemished.

"it looked good. it looked perfect."

my god, that is the funniest stupidest thing ever.

like anchorman, "I look *GOOD*...REAL good."

check me out, I'm K.Earl, I'm hip, I'm with-it...duka duka duka duka ... ooooohhh!

What can I say, I'm at peace with my inner homo.

That notwithstanding I also have eyes, a little experience and a sister who likes bad boys and learned a life altering lesson.

not hot just trash no matter how much you rationalize it, honey. *snaps fingers from side to side*

lmao! ok, very clever, you win.

Sure, he's a douche. But he knocked up a dumb rich girl so he wins.

Commish - No one does the running man anymore...? I always thought the pointing and the smiles were because I was so damn good at it... there goes 'the snake' and 'the wop' I guess... what year is it?

Jeremy1Esq (posting #9) summed it all up in a nutsell ...

Forget haters! You know what would really help him? People buying his music. Meanwhile, he wishes he could have changed some partssss? How long does he think he was on screen exactly? You can barely get a SAG credit with that little onscreen time!

D_E_N_I_A_L

Rich- do you still wear the baggy knit pants with a super-sized shirt to do your thing?

Whew! Good times, but anyways.....Save Hedonistica.

When I saw his name on the opening credits for CSI the first thing I thought was "Oh boy! I hope he plays a corpse!" Alas, he played a thug and not very convincingly either. Brit-Brit would have been more menacing than he was.

Actually it's a well known fact if you know anyone in the business that K Fed has a huge cock...

God, if you're there. Do the right thing and kill this asshole. This mean trick you're playin on us all is outta fucking wack. Now, in the words of the evil dude from Resident Evil 4: "KILL HIM!"

The only smart thing K-Fed ever did in his entire life was screw Britney Spears other than that he's a complete moron in the truest sense of the word.

Sometimes God really does have a sick sense of humor;)

Sometimes God has a really sick sense of humor;)

Yeah he can watch his kids grow up becoming Kevin federlineS. I think one's already enough. I hate how he goes on and on talking good about himself. He's not even famous.

I think he is depressed/jealous (psychotic symptoms) because I thought it was ME that was the most talked about person of anyone over the past couple of years. I wish I had seen this 'Kevin Federline' insert earlier!

(Is it true that Kevin Federline's real name is Michael Wallace?).

I just had a thought! Since Missus Fed is in so tight with The Imperial Leader, why doesn't she arrange a little hunting trip for him with the VP? (cue "Shotgun")

He is such a hole...

I love it when Leno makes jokes about this idiot. He can't act I saw that episode of CSI with him in it and he played an obvious moron.