Oct 25 2006Keanu Reeves might be homeless

First! Haha! I guess it's getting tougher for him to find work in Hollywood these days.

Second!

Keanu is WAY too casual, man! If he was at a protest rally, cops would beat him about the head and shoulders long before they realized who he was!

Hell, by the looks of him, cops might do it anyway...

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I heard he was very close to landing the lead role in Pinocchio but his performance wasn't wooden enough. Sad.

He's taking 'My Name is Earl' chic a bit far I think. But after you get kicked out of Starbucks a few times - you learn to dress a bit better...so I've heard...

Holy crap.
And I thought this dude was sexy back in the 90´s.

I´m all up for the grunge look, but this is too much. Looks like he hasn´t taken a shower in YEARS.

Strange fucking dude.

maybe he wasn't the chosen one after all.

Give him a shave and a thorough scrubbing and I bet he's a heck of a lot of fun in the sack!

And I've heard from legitimate sources that he smells as good as he looks...bleh...

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he's giving you full time "neo" fashions. you know how they do it outside the matrix. don't act brand new.

Obviously he's depressed. Didn't he lose his pregnant fiance in a car crash a couple of years ago? Poor guy.
He seriously reminds me of the homeless prophet in "Life or Something Like It" with Angelina Jolie. Pull yourself together Keanu! You still have a chance!

Wow, I kept TRYING to think of some reason he may be looking this way (movie role? doubtful)and be able to defend my hunky Keanu... and I am at a loss. I used to think he was hot... now I am just stumped...

At least Keanu doesn't feel the need to rub our poverty in our faces by insisting on carrying a tea cup poodle as an accessory and the latest $20000000 bag by Hermes. I think he is one of the last sane people left in Hollywood. At least he looks like you and I, and not some plastic bimbo who can't even tell chicken from tuna.

I wonder if he cares about our opinions?

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He's just pretending to be homeless so he can turn gay tricks.

He loves the cock almost as much as Jake does, but not nearly so much as Tom does.

Hate to break it to you all, but he's obviously on set. Keanu - you had me at Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.......(sigh)

Long-rumored to have been the one who started River Phoenix's drug habit when they worked together on "My Own Private Idaho",
Keanu had dumped the Jennifer Syme, then found out she was pregnant. The baby girl, Ava, was stillborn. The couple split for good afyerwards. Two years later, Jennifer died in a car accident being thrown out the windshield without wearing a seatbelt. Also, Keanu's sister, Kim, has been battling leukemia for several years. A black cloud for Keanu indeed.

He looks like a college professor.

If you shower him, he'd lose about 10% of his weight. I have to confess, I walked by him on the street the other day and accidentally dropped a few quarters in his coffee cup. He was not happy, and kept mumbling about being "The One". I need to stop equating fingerless gloves and overall dirtiness with vagabonds...

#20 - I was thing EXACTLY the same thing...

First of all, why does that damned TypeKey let me check a box that says "Sign me in for two weeks" and then never signs me in for two weeks, not even two days? Stupid.

Second, Keanu Reeves needs a bath. He needs to come over to my place and I will bathe him. Then I would love him long time, because he's the sweetest, sexiest motherfucker in Hollywood. Then I would have his babies....sigh.

Looks like he was inside drinking coffee somewhere and some publicicst type said "come outside and take a photo with this dipshit" and he said "um totally but can I bring the java?" And of course he could. He looks like he's going off to smoke a bowl. He looks great.

Whenever I see this dude I think of that hideous movie Speed. "Whoa" or whatever he likes to say.

I am disappointed at the lack of hot guys on here. Gay Jake Gyllenhal and Fucking Keanu Reaves. Where's Mark Wahlberg, Al Pacino or even Brad the Ego Pitt? Even Nick Lachey would be alright. Whatever, I am going back to the love of my 3 Bosses. Bye-Bye.

#22 Yes Asshat you are 100% correct, I got my hopes up that I'd be signed on and then...nothin'

What is with guys growing these scraggly beards... They. Are. Not. Attractive.

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Where's the picture of him cleaning windshields?

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What's really funny is that he is still worth about $100 million, and I still very fucking jealous of that. Anyone other than the Olsen twins say different, well, they are liars.

The Matrix has been renamed Atari 2600.

Well, I feel bad for Michael J. Fox, but we can tell that Keanu does not have Parkinsons disease......He actually got to drink the coffee, not wear it.........

I love this man. He has gone through the ringer in his life and might have actually achieved some sort of depth, which is difficult in this day and age. He is one beautiful man.

I think that cup is for his monkey.

That about sums that up.

Maybe I'm crazy but I think he looks hot. Then again I like them dirty and unshaven. MMmmm.

homeless-looking, grunge-like... nevermind. i'd still do him big time!!

he's in NY. My cousin saw him last week in the Time Warner lobby - they made eye contact. She felt he was "electric" - meaning, she thinks he might have pooped his pants when he saw her. But hey - they might start dating anyway.

He should really rethink tucking his pants into the front of his shoes.

What?? Why on earth would he want to fuck his pants in front of his shoes? If only to traumatize or embarass them, or show them whos boss; that would make sense then.

KRLTC!

Homeless cock.

I always thought it funny when people buy expensive clothing that looks old and worn. It just defies logic to me.

I bet you that is one of those outfits that cost over a grand but has that worn look, hell, it could be the first time he has ever worn it.

Yuck.

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Oh, Keanu was sooo hot in Speed! I know that was a long time ago, but I would bed him in a hot skippy flash even now! I wouldn't mind having to bathe him first. Sorry, my hormones are raging.

his grooming is really out of control. honestly, anymore than a 5 o clock shadow and he looks like shit. the outfit is a little unforgiving too, especially for someone with the dosh he's got.

Littering.

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Poor guys, seems like he's the new most hated celeb in Hollywood.

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The guy comes out to the street to have a smoke so he doesn't bother people inside, and puts down his coffee probably to take a few pictures with fans, and you are making hateful comments over his ragged up clothe?! What's wrong with you people?!! *looks at site's name* Oh, I see.

Look how he is wearing his shoes, like a dumb NBA-Player. 'Ey Yo gimmi some Koffi, can you dig it?
And the sideburns, is this Elvis retro chic? He forgot this glases build with out of perforated metal plate.

Or this in-memory-of-Bob Marley'esque cap.

This stupid scarf, onyl suckers or toddlers wear it like he does.

This all fits very well (Uh I must puke...)

He is such a dumb ass, totally overrated.

I don't understand, he looks normal to me. Do you think he looks like a bum because he doesn't shop at Kitson's for Men? Because he doesn't dress up for the camera ??
I bet he is very annoyed by the camera's following him everyday, and in turn he rebels.
In that way I respect him more than say, pretty boy Jude Law, or any other star-struck attention seeking celeb.

I don't understand, he looks normal to me. Do you think he looks like a bum because he doesn't shop at Kitson's for Men? Because he doesn't dress up for the camera ??
I bet he is very annoyed by the camera's following him everyday, and in turn he rebels.
In that way I respect him more than say, pretty boy Jude Law, or any other star-struck attention seeking celeb.
I would go on a date with him in a second.

I'd still do him. Homeless, dirty, a bit haggard...sounds kinky.

God: Thanks for Keanu, too.

Superficial dudes, you're totally rocking the good looking men from my generation who have now become wedgie-makers-of-their-own-delight and KEANU.

I still remember when a few years back there were all these pap photos of him chilling out with a homeless guy. He's so weird that way...but I love him still.

I remember I once read some article where the author who obviously didn't "GET" Keanu's acting started it with: "Keanu. In Hawaiian, 'Keanu' means yelling your lines in monotone fashion and with no facial expressions." heh!

So, I can't remember what the point of my comment is.

I like Keanu, homeless or no.

I wonder what's in his book?

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Man,you guys are all retarded. Its called a set you nimrods. why do I even bother to cotnue to read this shit. You guys are all fucked!

What the hell is wrong with you, people?! First off he didn't get River into drugs! If you've ever read anything about River you would know that. Second, just because he doesn't feel the need to walk around in $1000 suits and a manicure doesn't make him a bum or a male prostitute! Actually I think people should have more respect for him because he doesn't waste money on bullshit material stuff when there are starving children out there! I'm sure you all are the kind of people who like snobs like Paris Hilton or think that every man has to be metrosexual. Keanu is a real man! I'm glad to see that there are men like him left instead of the bitches alot of men have turned into today. He is a wonderful actor and human being!

Hmm, coffee cup has me thrown for a loop...

Otherwise, its the same ole' Keanu, and I would also have his babies...

No harm, no foul.

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ha ha...i'd love to see him take a dump on the sidewalk....oh wait...no i don't

ohhh ohhh... is the "one" a zero?

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