little early to be faking again, ain't it?

awesome... babies rule..

not another crazy alien chinese baby!

Looks like TC needs a man bra.

FIFTH!!!

Hey Ferret, how's the weekend?

"lunch should always be on the loser." BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That bitch got NO ass-- lookit them back pockets of her jeans all the way down on the backs of her thighs. (pic 2)

twelthf...
did they ever get Officialy Married.?
i guess Tom is trying to Populate the World with Scientologists, all by himself. maybe no one wants to join Scientology any more.

Wow. Tom's got good aim.

http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

Famous gays or bisexuals:

Tom Cruise
John Travolta
Bryan Adams
Garth Brooks
Randy Travis
Mike Meyers
Jason Priestly
Kevin Spacey
The good looking Asian on Survivor

hooray! another sham baby! tcltc!

pop art underwear --> http://funderpants.com

She's not pregnant. It's called front butt and it's an after-effect of child bearing.

She just hasn't gone in for her tummy tuck yet.

I think I owned a pair of boots just like that in 1984!

Hey bioplant, you forgot that whiny James Blunt dude on your list, he's got that purdy little mouth LOL

Oh sweet irony... TC is looking more like Rainman as they years pass. One word Ms. Holmes should really consider: STYLIST

TCLTC

It wouldn't shock me! Besides the fact that you're super fertile after having a baby ...oh wait that would mean they had sex... well the payday doesn't hurt! Especially when you have the most rancid case of herpes on your face and could use some designer bags to put over your head. Plus with both of their careers in the shitter some baby attention whoring wouldn't hurt!!!! At least for now we know where this one is hiding!!!!

Now that I think about it, she does kinda look like an emu in boots.

Nobody has said it yet, so here goes:

Tom
Cruise
Loves
The
Cock

Fuck you RichPort
and all you stand for!!!

Oops, forgot Hayden Christensen. He's gay too.

again! riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...

Shout outs to Brain, Ninja, Tranny and Steeno!

#1 - How could SHE be pregnant, when HE is the one sleeping with men? See # 17 above.

#2 - It takes much longer for a woman to get her figure back when she has delivered an alien baby.

#3 - Katie should stop taking fashion advice from Jessica Simpson. Pull those fucking pantlegs out of your boots.

#4 - Oddly enough, I would still nail her like Jesus to a cross. (Oh - too early for those kind of jokes? Suck it.)

#5 - TCLTC but Katie doesn't.

On topic:

I would think a guy like Tom Cruise - even though he enjoys eating dirt pipes and smoking pole - would be able to land a hotter chick than Katie Holmes, Nicole Kidman, or Mimi Rogers.

Seriously, there are some smoking hot ladies out there. And he continually ends up with the midpriced happy meal.

Be like Trump. Buy yourself a model wife.

19 (9)--I think David Schwimmer is a flamer.

IF she is, I can only ask one thing....

Do these people know what birth control is?

Between this and Brit's "Irish Twins", I have fucking had it. Someone needs to sterilize all these Hollyweird fuckers.

Hey BigJim, snowed lately in Cowtown?

naw.. she's not having a baby.. she's having a keg party.. and y'all are invited..
she looks bloated.. she needs to watch her intake of budlight and those nasty scientology vitamins.. after all, look what they did to john revolting?!!

Tom can help breastfeed if so.

23: Ricky Martin, Aaron Carter

You guy's have forgot the biggest flamers in your little poll

Matthew McConaughey
Guy-Pierre
Alek Dukakis
Lance "one nut" Armstrong

Holy shit! I'm more surprised by the Superficial update!

Wilmer Valderamma is definately FAGOLA

Those boots are nuts. The whole baby thing... no big deal, many women get pregnant right after having a baby. The whole Tom Cruise thing about being gay... honestly I think I am one of the few people who does not think he is gay. I know a guy just like him and he is simply an feminine, whiney guy who is more like a boy man than anything else. They do exist.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

Ewww. Not another one.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

@21- All excellent points mi amigo.

Could be baby fat she's still working on losing....or.....could she be? Let's hope not.
We don't need a sequel to the circus.

Originally, I was going to be cranky about people giving her crap over a baby pooch. Those things are hard to get rid of. But then, I saw more photos of the rail thin Katie and her gaunt face and decided that she must be pregnant. Crap, does Tom not allow her to eat? Can he not afford it?

@28- Stallion, I'll link Guy-Pierre &
Aleksandr Q. Dukakis' site for you!

http://lamplighter-gallery.blogspot.com/

Hopeless

Katie bores me.

Hey, jrz, did you notice the Colts are four and ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh? Four and zero?

Yes, I had football overload this weekend. While recouperating from the salon day Friday.

Tom's trying to fatten her up for his stew

http://www.celebslam.com

37--Indy-deedikee!!! You're loving it! My 'Skins seem to be on an upswing these days, too. I changed my Baltimore pick at the last minute to a New Orleans upset and got fucked both ways.

I haven't seen that much chemistry since Rosie O'Donnell fucked Tom Cruise with her strap-on.

jrz:

Peyton Manning is as cute as a basket full of Tomkittens. And the Botox has made my "angry" lines go away. Now I just look bemused at the morons who work for me.

Yep, all is right in my world.

#40- I'm dying over here pinky_ .

Looks like she shoved a waterballoon in there, probably to make Suri jealous.

http://www.wampoon.com

commish: bemused. hee hee. i did some retail therapy this weekend and as a result will be better dressed than my colleagues -- life IS pret-tee fucking good...you betcha.

Those boots suck ass.

Tom Cruise sucks cock.

That's one busy turkey baster in the Cruise household

#18 - Stand in line, cupcake.

Thought for the day: If Katie is 5'8 and Tom is supposedly 5'7, then why isn't she "towering over him" in those 2 inch boots? Look at how tall she is compared to the guy in the beige pants. (So he does wear lifts.)
Also, on the last pic, is that just my imagination or can I see her HUGE belly "hole" and the after-baby line running up the length of her tummy?
I could be seeing things, but I don't think so.

Not another demon seed!#%

http://www.sidekickwallpaper.com/

Off subject a bit:

Is it just me, or when you see celebrity siblings who seem to be a caricature of their famous sibling, they change the way you look at the celebrities entirely. Look at Brad Pitt's brother. He made me look at BP TOTALLY differently and now he's not near as cute. THEN if you look at TC's sister....wow. She looks like a Mad magazine rendering of TC and then he looks like a joke.

Photo looks doctored to me...

awwww, give her a break. she just had a kid a few months ago. you guys have OBVIOUSLY have never given birth or you'd know what it does to your body. sheesh.

52--this is the superficial.com not fatgirlspityparty.com

I've seen the actual photos from this event, and she did not have any sort of baby-bump.

Granted, she's not as tiny as she was pre-baby, but she clearly does not look to be pregnant again.

And I think her boots are damn hot. Good for her for looking so good when surrounded by psychos.

First, even if that lump was real it's not what a post baby bump looks like.

Second, if you've got loops on your pants, they're there for a reason. Wear a belt, for crissakes. What is she from the midwest or something?

I wish Brain would get a room, and that Ferret would visit it.

He did visit it, in fact we BOTH did.

It's called 'Your Mom's Room', and there is a big party inside. Your mom, that is.

57-- there's a party inside and everyone's coming.

awww....fuck it...they're boring glassy eyed aliens....

so she pops out more L.Ron clone.....still does not change a damned thing

T C L T C

HEY they both have the same sized tits....LMAO...what a fucked up observation...

speaking of which, my mom said your cock looks like an oompa loompa. to scale and everything. and that she wants her $5 back.

i'm just making trouble, sorry.

not to mention that since the change, we like to call her "dad."

I think maybe I should checkmyshorts for my brain and my funniness because there not where they used to be.

Please update this and tell me that she is not pregnant for sure.

thats just a dead fetus, wrapped around her waist, making it look like she might be pregnant. its a scientology thing

@46. Busy turkey baster. Hee Hee! God, I hope she is pregnant. I'm going through a real depression since Brit squeezed out her most recent mouth to feed. She's too busy dressing Jamielynn/SPF2 up in tulle and ribbons to come out and play. Lohan won't fall down FAR enough to break her goddamn neck and at this point Paris Hilton would only be interesting if she grew a tail. I guess this will have to tide me over until Tara Reid commits suicide. What's wrong with Hollywood? All these babies and nobody is dying! We're running out of valuable resources. It's simple economics, people! Kill yourself, Tara! Won't you please think of the children?

How tall is Tom Cruise? As tall as the man walking in front of Kate/Katie? Taller?

Because I thought he was quite short. Yet, here Katie is wearing heels, towering above the general public, but Tom is keeping up?

What kind of sorcery is this?

Wow,her and her old b/f are still banging I see

All I can think about is how that gay sweater totally accentuates Tom's man titties. No he is totally straight. Loves Tacos.

ALl I can think about is how that gay sweater accentuates TOm's man titties.

sorry about the double posting.

She'd better be pregnant again. These two need to have AS MANY BABIES AS POSSIBLE. I want a world filled with babies as cute as Suri, and I want it now!

72. You know how cute Suri is how, exactly?