Oct 25 2006Kate Moss and Pete Doherty already bad parents

well, we need someone to balance shiloh and suri...

Do we have any confirmation that she is really preggers besides Pete's uncle's comments?

... it's called honky tonk love where I'm from...it makes babies small and they could peak out a keyhole with both eyes at the same time. Watch, the kid is going to be like the daughter from AbFab... nerdy, stiff, and boring.

It looks like Pete and Kate or Kate and Pete or Pete and Repeat, are ruining Halloween too!

as an aside, they look like HELL... jesus, on my worst bender I had better skin than that "super" model. ehhh... I need to clean my eyes out and burn my brain... (shudder)

He looks like a scared racoon with Down's Syndrome. And she looks like a whore.

They are both so fugging fug. Nice disguises, too. Was 7-11 having some discount halloween mask display at the counter? These two need to die plz. Thnx.

Those male grizzly bears that kill and eat young bears make better parents than these two.

I hope she isn't pregnant, because not only is she drinking, it looks like she has a cigarette in her right hand...mother-of-the-year, anyone?

Fresh out of rehab and straigh to...a party for booze!! Getting tanked on champagne within the first week out of rehab is most therapeutic. The marketing wonks at the rehab places these two stayed at are like, "Thanksafuckinglot."

She's not drinking alcohol you judgemental fucks. She's chugging liquid cocaine...

PS--They make Shitney and K-Fag look like good parents.

she might be drinking water in a prosecco bottle. but who are we kidding. she's probably already lost the child..

Hey, maybe in a few years Rush Limbaugh can say their kid is faking health problems, too.

People, don't you understand?? She can't give up everything for the stupid kid -- I mean, the coke keeps her skinny and the alcohol and cigarettes keep her calm. You people have to take care of your fetuses because you are just regular READ: not special. Only celebrities are special.
Judgemental assholes.

It's only champagne and a Marlboro Light, fuck, I mean you people are acting like it's scotch and an unfiltered Lucky...

It's only champagne and a Marlboro Light, fuck, I mean you people are acting like it's scotch and an unfiltered Lucky...

Do those two dumb fucks know it's not Halloween yet?

Is she wearing a gold vagina on her face?

#11 RichPort - Been there, done that.

Flippers and a tail? If she is really pregnant with Pete's kid, the kid will come out with a crack pipe, a fourty ouncer, an eating disorder, and a third eye for luck.

I'm thinking she's probably not pregnant. She's slightly on thin ice to begin with, with her modeling clients. If she gets busted boozing and smoking while pregnant, that'll be the last straw.

Although I have to agree with #21. At this point, if there IS a kid, the disfigurement horse is WAY out of the barn.

Kate Moss is always gross. They should save up money now for the special ed. classes.

http://theblemish.com

She's just trying to get rid of it the natural way. Honey, my advice is go with Tequila - whips the fetus right outta there. You have 3 months before you need to move on to everclear if it doesn't work.

#21 - Shmoody: "a third eye for luck" is the best one I have heard in 3 months at least. you rock. And it winks on its own!

We all know that long before,,,,what do you expect from celebrities...

http://celebcorner.blogspot.com/

I don't understand why Pete isn't in jail. It seems like regular people get arrested for drugs only once and go to jail. How many times has this dude been arrested?? Do they not put people in jail in Jolly Old England?

Speaking of Nightmare Pregnancies....this little snippet from The Scoop:

Tara Reid says turning 30 wasn’t actually that bad. “I thought it’d be scary, but it really doesn’t feel any different,” Reid told OK! magazine. “I think about kids a lot more. I really want kids.”

The Doherty/Moss love child and the Reid/Random Fuck from the Bar kid can detox together if she hurries!!

the baby will be the reincarnation of keith richards, looking exactly like keith right now when it's born

Damn, he is one ugly frickin Brit. I wouldn't even let him glance at me. Eyes on the ground Fugly.

She's trying to live up to Britney Spears' bad name, apparently.

http://www.scandalsnappers.com

This is exactly why not everyone should have children... because they still are children.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

okay, now I know I've been pissed about the whole black jujyfruit thing lately. So I switched to Swedish Fish for a few days, but, like Pete and Kate, couldn't stay away for too long from what I know is not good for me and went back to Jujys today. I'm happy to report that there were only two black ones -- but out of 17 Jujys, there were 11 red ones. That means, yes, only four were "other"--two orange, one green and one yellow. That's a fuck of a lot of reds, dontchya think? There's no fucking Zen in jujys, my friends.

She might as well be sniffing RU-486 pills

http://www.celebslam.com

Jrz - Your jujyfruits are under communist siege.

Rich--or they're all turning fucking Republican Neo-Con on me

this is actually pretty sad. if i was there i woulda slapped the shit out of her.

God I am so friggen bored!!!!! Even teh Superfish is boring today.

@33 - jrz, try "Good n Plenty's", they're half black and half white!

39--and all gross. I fucking HATE licorice -- hence my dilemma.

If she does have a kid, it'll probably turn out to be the cutest baby ever. Crackheads can have the cutest, most perfect babies, and then chicks who always ate organic and never smoked and did everything right end up with the flipper kids. Ya just never know. That genetics is some tricky shit. I do think, however, for the good of all mankind, Pete Doherty should not be allowed to reproduce. They should lock him up like they did the last vials of smallpox and then debated whether or not to destroy it altogether. I think smallpox got a last-minute pardon. But there should be no such mercy for Pete Doherty. Off with his head! They've got the Tower of London over there. They should start using it again.

Wow, and their having a kid?

That kid's gonna come out looking (and sounding) like Pee Wee Herman!

Hey Kids, the word for today is: "WAISTED"

http://www.blackbeatpress.com

but she's beautiful, come on. i just don't know what's up with pete.

Read all about "Deputy Shaq"!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061025/ap_en_ot/people_shaq_botched_raid

Heeeeey! They dont sell those cute little 12 oz. bottles of Moet at my corner liquor store.....

Hmmmm, I like Kate Moss more after reading this.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2006490385,00.html

#36 - Then after November, most of them will be BLUE!

AM I THE ONLY PERSON AWAKE TODAY??!!! Here's a gem:
NEW YORK (AP) — Ricky Martin on Wednesday defended Madonna's adoption of a 1-year-old Malawian boy, calling her an "exemplary" mother, and said he, too, would like to adopt.

Ricky Martin would like to adopt a 15 year old African boy

I get it! I finally get it!
Kate is so used to barfing up her food that barfing after sex with Petey Boy is just par for the course.

I feel enlightened.

Do we actually know she is pregnant???? Just rumours i reckon. She seemed to bring her first kid up pretty well.

Welcome to reality people - what do you think most people do when they get out of rehab - go home read a book with a cup of tea and scone? I don't think so. It's their lifestyle - get over it.

Where did you get the idea of involving a church?

Can't blame her for grabbing a whole bottle. After all, she's drinking for two now...

http://www.HolyCandy.com

thats babys guna be so loaded. its guns come out singin the macarana and doing some sort of baby dance due to all the loadedness due to drugs and alcyhol.

i envy that baby. in kate mosses vadge for 9 months and gettin a constant borage of kikass drugs.

#53 Holy Candy

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was fucking hilarious.

He should always wear the mask, or a paper bag, whatever works..............

Nice teeth, Pete. In my spare time, I like eating concrete slabs as well.

does anyone else realize that these two are the white Whitney and Bobby?

Please I feel like the whole world is playing a big joke on me. See there seems to be a celebrity named Pete Doherty who was created out of thin air sometime within the past few years. Apparently everyone on the planet is in on the creation of this fake celebrity named Pete Doherty in an effort to make a big joke at my expense. Please, I have no idea who this person is, please let me in on this planet wide prank you are pulling on me!!!

im never #1

I like dropping ziplocs full of confectioner's sugar around idiots like these. It's funny to see them both dive for the floor at the same time, bang heads, then pass out, when they wake up, I make sure the bag is gone so they can spend the ride over to their dealer violently argueing that the other one selfishly snorted the whole shit. I like run on sentences too. Oh and chicks who fall for stupid pick up lines like 'Yo daddy must be a terrorist, 'cause you DA bomb!!' or 'Quick there's a fire in my pants! Come blow it out!'...

Not only is Kate Moss fellating that bottle of wine to tease Pete "Petah, look! This is biggah than you!" but blogspot is totally fucking down, which is irritating.

@62--blogspot's down for you, too? I couldn't tell if it was just me or not...

She could take 1,000 milligrams of thalidamide and wash it down with a pint of kerosine three times a day, and it would still be a healthier diet for the baby than what she's doing now.

No one's blog would come up. But they're back now. I commented on your blog about tying guys up. Damn, that's fun...

What does she see in him!!!!!!!!!!

E - http://blog.ateava.com/

Finally we see the reason why his band's called Babyshambles.

these two are hilarious! should no longer be considered as news!

FOR MORE CELEBRITY NEWS/SCOOP:

http://www.intogossip.blogspot.com/

Dear Blogspot:

You have caused my friend Wally to go off the deep-end. He has bats in his belfry because of you - and what's worse is that none of us even know what the hell a belfry is.

He is completely 'Toys in the Attic' because of how bad you have treated him the last 24 hours.

So, I don't know, maybe call him and apologize. Or send him a fruit basket (nothing too grand, just let him know that you are aware of your errors.)

AFJ

@69 - Angry Ferret Jones ((69)Looks like you got the lucky number)

I love you man. Thanks for the above post. I tried 5 times to post my little "rant" on YOUR site, but once again, Blogspot forbad me. I'll get it there though.
There was one mistake in the "rant". Where it said, "I just tried to post this comment on Apaches "Bondage Barbie" thread:"... it was supposed to say "InstantAsshats", not "Apaches". Make the appropriate apologies for me okay.
Once again, you're a great bunch of guys and gals, I just can't handle it anymore.

Maybe I'll 'see' you over there in a week,
Wally

OH YEAH, ONE MORE THING. IM THE BIGGEST WASTE OF SHIT THERE IS. MY ASSHOLE IS BIGGER THAN A MANHOLE FROM THE CONSTANT DICK POUNDINGS IVE HAD TO ENDURE FROM MY FATHER

SEE, IM NOT THE ONLY FAGGOT ON THIS SITE, IM ONE TOO

I JUST GOT THROUGH FUCKING MY DOG IN THE ASS
HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY

I HAVE A DICK AND A PUSSY, SO I FUCK MYSELF REGULARLY

MY MOUTH IS IN A CONSTANT "O" SO BIGJIM CAN SLIDE HIS DICK IN IT ANY TIME HE WANTS

PAPAHOTNUTS SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING YOU DO AT A GAY BAR, I WISH PAPAHOTNUTS WOULD PAPAHOTNUT IN MY QUIVERING ASS AND THEN SHOT ONE ALL OVER MY FACE

DAMN IM SO LONELY AND GAY, I FEEL LIKE SINGING SHOWTUNES WHILE JERKING RICHPORT OFF

I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THE NAME ANITA MANN INSTEAD OF DIRT MCGIRT, THATS MORE MY STYLE

She may be a crack-ho with a deadbeat but she is still earning millions... makes me proud to be British!

Jesus tap dancing christ...just why? Can't someone put a damn strap ball over her mouth? Nothing comes in..as usual. And nothing comes out, like her throwup that lets her stay skinny =)

WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT, IM GOING TO HAVE BEAT MY OWN BITCH ASS...ILL HAVE MOMMY DO IT ON MY BARE ASS... I LIKE THAT

ITS HARD TO THINK WITH ONLY THREE HOURS SLEEP...WITH MY GNAT BRAIN AND FLEA DICK, ITS TWICE AS HARD

103--You want me to beat you on your ass?

Jrz - Just let it curl up and die. It's apparently very lonely and likely wacks off with sandpaper mitts.

I found myself pondering your whole 'space' question last night and try as I might, I still can't justify it either way. Though I love the Hubble pictures of far off galaxies, they could always just be artist's renditions. Then I look at people like the Kate Moss and her Alex de Large looking homie, and realize that 'they' must be among us already, so why not spend some time looking for them.

I think you should use your jujyfruits as rune stones, roll them like dice, then try to figure out if its worth the time and money to try and find ALFs when they appear to mostly hail from the UK and Southern states anyway. I trust your infinite wisdom.

Save Hedonistica!

This doozy arrived in my e-mail box courtesy of 'popbitch' this morning:

Mommy dearest <
Poor Kate just wants some peace. At a party while on holiday, Kate Moss was feeling somewhat tired and emotional. A small child is running around, screaming for her mum. "Won't someone shut that kid up?" says Kate. "But Kate," comes the reply. "She's yours."

Tee hee!

I dont know but she is still fuckable though she looks mostly like a $5 whore around the train station area in british large city.

Look on the first picture:
Pete thinking (if he still can): 'Uh yeah suck it baby like an hour ago you did with my dick'

I hate this guys complexion. Does the freak ever see the sun?? And don't worry #59, Nobody has ever really heard of this cat until now and it's only cuz he's nailing Cute Little Coked-up Kate.

And Ricky Martin wants to adopt!! Yikes, and you know my usually sharp gaydar was way off with him. And I still really believe that I could switch him back but PrettyBaby ain't no faghag.

wow.

Being pregnant makes you gross...

Thats worldly. Its 2006, not 1406.
That is the attitude of a teenage boy with very little experience and prowess in the bedroom. or a misogynist.

And WHY does Pete look so bummed out?! He better get down and lick Kate right there and thank her for being with his ugly ass. He should have a Joker-style permanent smile on his face at all times that he gets Cocaine Kate. I'd have more respect for the guy if he pulled the bottle out of her hand, spanked her ass, threw her pregnant ass over his shoulder and laid her out on the caviar buffet to give it to her. The End.

P.S. I have a Pete too and he is hotter 'n hell....
Sorry, I better be careful that I don't OWN this thread like someone up above.

Hey #111 Being pregnant does not make you gross!!!!! Why would you say that???!!I had 2 cute little lads and I was sexy during and sexy after. And that's an opinion shared by many others sucka.

Come on Fish, this article sucked yesterday, so it is a throbbing hemorrhoid 24 hours later.

Escape the Fish, come rub some Ferret all over your naughty parts. The party is at my place...

http://angry-ferret.blogspot.com/

Why does Kate look like an Oklahoma waitress who serves only hamburgers and hamhocks.

Why is this article stil on top

The party maybe at Angry Ferrets...

...but the Par-Tay is in full swing at Yeeeah!
and she already has 4 new posts up!

http://yeeeah.com/blog/

Does superfish even give a shit anymore.

I'll be at the party and at the par-tay shortly.

#116

She's better dressed than any Oklahoma waitress I ever met.

Is not the dress bubba.

Although, that particular dress looks like shit, just like she looks like shit, standing next to her shitty boyfriend who is shit.

got that commish.

Roger that.

Aren't these people fucking wealthy? Why is he smoking his cigarette down to the butt like some bum that picked up a discarded stoogie off of the street and lit it up? Can't they fucking afford a new carton of Silk Cuts or whatever the fuck they smoke over there? Cheap fucks!!!

#111, it's called a "joke". Lighten up.

And I do think it's amusing when the trolls think they "ran everyone out" when we're all out sleeping/partying/etc. :)

damn, looking at him makes me wanna go get a haircut and take a shower. GUK.

look at those scragely ass whatever they are sideburnishesque things. acne jaw scars....not good

Back where I grew up, these are the sort of people who rented the crappiest house on the street, made it worth even less, burned things in their backyard and brought the police out every weekend. In a trailer park, they'd be the recipients of homespun justice, and would come home from the tavern one night to find their doublewide on fire, their (barking, shitting) dog shot, and their neighbours making a wide path for them to leave the park.

I like how she wore a see through dress with white granny panties. Very classy. That must be why she was elected to the Vanity Fair style hall of fame. Well played, Kate.

I would like to beat both of them sensless, slip them tabs of acid, tape them in a box, then just as they are comming off their 2 day trip, I would like to shoot them execution style...

Just me though...

she looks coked out as well.
sad, really sad.
that idiot standing next to her is no
friend.

This is the best trash England has to offer? What a weak ass country. I can't imaguine anything more ignorant and develpmentally challenged (retarded) than the offspring of these two. 10 bucks says it dies because it forgets to breathe.

I can see her underrrwearr haa

but i like them :(

i smell miscarriage or a beautiful embryo

why is she on every other page of all the fashion magazines? why do people want what she has, when clearly she has nothing?

god....why the hell does she even spend one minute with him? was he her original coke dealer?

What the hell? Kate moss isn't pregnant.Yous are fucking stupid if you believe everything you read in the tabloids.GO PETE!