In some ways I think she might resemble her dad....

Wow..I'm seriously first...

Okay..guess not..second's not bad...she looks great!

I heard she has six toes on one foot. Freak- she must be reported, found & exterminated.

No worries Mandy.
You came and you gave without taking

She is stunning and it is so nice to see a woman without breast implants. I almost have forgotten what that looks like.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

id hit it.

I wouldn't mind rubbing a little vaseline on that ass.

She should have bought a pair of tits to go with the bikini.

@ #6 Member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, are we?

right about now there is a fish drinking the water dripping from her crotch area.

Hmmm let me see, masculine face, check.

No discernible tits, Check.

Yup, that's a man baby.

that guy from the black crows is a lucky man.

Flatty, flatty they're flat and that's that!

How old is she? She has the body of an 18 year old.

Maybe if she ate once in awhile, she wouldn't look like a little boy. Give me breasts over bones anyday...

I'd personally take tiny titties over fake, hard sacks of silicone or saline any day.

And for all you idiots that say otherwise, it's obvious you've never actually felt, touched, licked or fucked a woman with real-life implants. They look good when they're covered up & that's about the best thing that can be said about fake titties.

@#16

Amen, brother!

so where's Owen?

Looking at Kate makes me feel all cunty inside.

@ 17 Take it eeeeeasy, holmes.

Normally I would concur with your assesment of preferring real titties over fake titties anyday, but come on dude.

This bitch is so flat chested I can't tell if she's coming or going.

Who stole her breasts?

http://www.celebslam.com

Don't they have a kid? How's the poor tyke suppose to achieve any nourishment out of those mosquito bites? Think of the children!

Instead of focusing on her lack of breasts, can't we focus on the fact she is a talented actress going through a divorce? Can't we understand that her children are confused because daddy isn't home anymore? Why does everything have to be about sex and outer beauty with you people? Get a life!

PS. I wonder if her and that chick in the 4th pic are eating each other's pussy. I would love to be a part of that, taking turns fucking one while the other has a beaver sandwich while waitng her turn for her sausage wallet to get stuffed with new currency, the currency of cock.

Kate, that looks mighty painful. Perhaps it needs numbing..
NUMNUMNUMNUM
No tits, but a great ass. makes MM feel so bi-curious!

Papa! You're back!
I want to "Come to Papa!"

Scuze me on #25- I meant 'me' not 'MM'

***SOME CALL THE COAST GUARD***

Kate Hudson was attacked by Pirates and they stole her chest!!!

Curse you Black Pearl!!

omg for having kids she has a wonderful body. Other than not having boobs i hope i
look like that after kids.

Although titties are nice, I'm not that worried about them on her. I'm just wondering what that ass looks like with Italian sausage in it? Tyra Banks provided the K-Y, let's get this party started. ATM's to go around..............

#8 - you meant to write "the body of an 8 year old boy" right???

#30 - I'd take real ass over fake tits anyday. And flat chested chicks work the manaconda better anyway, because they have to try harder to keep a man. I'd her hit so hard on each cheek with my schlong, she'd look like a Cherokee with war paint on. WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO!!!

Her titties are the size of my pet cockroach's tits.

At least Ethiopians have tits that go down to their knees. You could at least find a way to titty fuck them .... but Kate's?
You'd have a better chance of becoming Jenna Jameson's personal beaver groomer.

I want to wear her ass as a hat.

LOL @ 32....crazy fucker

So I made the mistake of turning on Conan last night a few minutes too early and caught the end of Leno. Seeing any of Leno is bad enough -- that fat-chinned unfunny fatty. But who was the "musical" guest?

K-fucking-Fed. So pathetic. It was like watching Vanilla Ice imitating Snoop Dogg imitating Vanilla Ice. What a piece of shit. That sure ruined my night.

#17 Kate's boobs would feel hard as hell because they are nothing by mammary glands. Perfect defense against an attack by Kate Hudson is a fast head butt to the titties. She would drop like a jar of Vaseline from Tyra Banks gooch.

@28 - Excellent Mr Ferret.

From Auschwitz, with Ass. The next Bond movie, starring Kate Hudson.

There's some statistic about going blonde being the equivalent of a boob job in upping your sex appeal.

I had a flat girlfriend for awhile.

She loved anal.

True story.

look it's owen wilson at age 13

Okay hold up in breaking news Keith Urban has checked himself into rehab! mothafucka!
The world no longer makes sense!

ok carry on

Boobs or no boobs, im surre she looks better than most of us in here, she pretty cute and has a great ass.

Newsflash: he is reportedly addicted to hair dye.

carry on

Sarah Jean (I can seeee you!!!)

Will you PLEASE put your grandpa B;air's web page back up? While I have nothing but contempt for you, I think he looks like a rockstar! And I would never say a bad thing about anybody's grandpa. I don't roll like that.

PULEEEEEZE??

http://sarahjean.marysremnant.org/blair/home.html

I USED TO LOOK LIKE HER UNTIL I GOT BREAST IMPLANTS. NOW THE ONLY GUYS THAT ASK ME OUT ARE THOSE WITH small dicks. WISH I HAD KNOWN ABOUT THAT "SIDE EFFECT" BEFORE THE SURGERY.

I have a sneaky feeling she enjoys anal sex.

# 46 Maybe work on your personality now...

#44...buwahahaaaaa

I saw her on a talk show back when she was pregnant, and she was very proud of having temporary "boobs," she kept clutching them and shouting about having boobs to the audience. I think she had them for a little while after the baby was born, but she went on one of those Hollywood trainer power diets, where you exercise all day and eat some specially designed nutrient program. I read in a magazine she lost something like 60 lbs. in a couple months.

She looks hot! I would consider switching sides for her.
Don't worry Kate, I got enough boobies for both of us!

Looks like that kid from The Sixth Sense grew his hair long.

#49 grassy ass

It's disturbing isn't it? The world no longer makes sense.

#52 you have never been more right, it's amazing!

#46 - You ever heard the saying that every man's organ is small when it's playing inside of a cathedral?
To quote the late great Sam Kinison, "if she still thinks that it's small then she won't mind when I SHOVE IT IN HER ASS!! AAH! AAAAH!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!"

#40 - My wife has huge-mongous cans. The thought of anal sex makes her wretch. True story. My cross to bear. On the other hand, I know a chick who loves anal more than regular style (bummer that I didn't get to find out personally), and her tits are even smaller than Kate's.
I think that we have the beginnings of a scientific study here. I wonder if the feds would put up $250,000 to conduct "statistical research" . . . .

huge rack too eh

#54 - I can't stop laughing at the Sam Kinison quote... hahahahahahahahaha

I find it helps to train them young in anal, pre-childbirth. Some develop hemorrhoids and, while the speed bumps may be great fun for us, it hurts them like a motherfucker. Conversely, many of you who have women who poo-poo on pistons in the poop chute, probably ran more anal trains than a gay Amtrak in high school and college. Like Bob Marley said, don't let 'em fool ya...

#54 I think that guys with small packages try to find a woman with large boobs to compensate for their shortcomings. When you see a guy with a top heavy chick you can bet his john is a mini. Didn't you mention that your wife has large cans?

@54 wedgeone - You may be on to something there. I volunteer to "test" the subjects.

Celebs, like Keira Knightly and this one....SO played out NOT getting implants. Puhleez - finish the job - Dr. Rey will cancel an appt for you.

Does she LIVE in the ocean? I think her and Matthew McConaughy who LIVES on the beach should just get together, if only for convenience. He's trying to camoflauge his good looks enough for her to like! Owen Wilson and all that Aqua Net he wears will just get sticky in the water. Ewwwwww.

LOL @ Poster # 17 - hahahaha I was going to burn you but I won't.

Small Large, Fake breasts are peffectly fine. If you flaunt them as a ho' to get attention then you have a self moral issue you will never get by or understand.

http://www.digital-six.net

I'm the fucking President of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee... they may be little, but they're all mine, baby.... Thus, I have no problem finding clothes that fit....
I do have an ass that won't quit, thanks to all the yoga I do, although I have yet to stick anything up it, I believe I could try...
Rock those small titties, Kate! Yahoo!!!!

There's just one problem #60, she's not man enough for Matt, now, if she rode a bike, or, I don't know, had at LEAST one testicle he might...

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/a/aerosmith/dream+on_20004389.html

Post #64 was a goof!

#17 - thank you! :) ---- the no-more-than-a-handful-boobies-brigade

Kate is cute. Actually, cute and she looks like she goes like leaf blower on avgas. I mean, is this girl so freaking healthy or what? She looks like she just likes having sun and fun - none of that booze-smoke-crack Lohan-thing going on.

THis chick looks like this AFTER babies ? Scarlett will be so lucky.

Kiki Dunst and Kate Hudson - perfect!

Oh and its a statistical factr that girls with smaller boobs have more sensitive nipples, tend to be multiorgasmic and are less likely to get obese.

BTW - boob-job tatas are horrible to touch.

See, you went too far, you had me interested 'til you went and mentioned Kirsten Fucking Dunst? and perfect?

you sir, owe everyone here an apology

are all men here closet gays or what's all this crap about anal?

Did one of you mugs write the new headline on CBSnews.com for the Foley case? "Priest's relations with Foley to be probed." I am not joking. Hummm, hummmm.. he said "probed." That is as funny as anything I've read on here in weeks. To recap, Tyra is insane, Tyson doesn't deserve to be paid to hit women, Kate looks cute in a swimsuit, and probably better out of it, Kate what's her name doesn't have much of an ass (aside from her husband) and the chick with the dumpy ass on the boat almost turned me off to boating completely. Carry on and check out that headline for yourself. Can you image the boss when that gets back to him? "Probed? You couldn't think of a better word, you dipshit?

I have to have that bathing suit!!

Does anyone know where I can find it?

I think I speak for all heterosexual males on here when I say, "...and I'm spent."

I think the next things for me to do is have someone break my nose real good and not have it fixed, get down to about 95lbs and do either one of the following: become a washed up rockstar or be a second-hand man in a bunch of toilet humor movies.

#71

Just google search "Blue Man swimwear"

If I were to tell Kristen Dunst "Go fuck yourself!" that hermaphrodite bitch would likely reply "I could..."

I'm so hot for her. I have small titty balls and an incredible ass. A Victoria's secret bra gives the impression of the cleavage that BigJim loves.

Oh and I love anal.

Well she is no Lyndsay Lohan... thank god.

If I were Kate, I'd never be seen in public because I would be touching myself all the time.

Heavenly Fazhah, bless us all, since it is officially Girl-On-Girl Friday over at CooterPunch.

http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com//

In the name of the Hookah, and the Strippah, and the Cinnamon Toast...

Amen

Try to understand that having less than a 36 C doesn't mean a girl doesn't have any tits. She has them, they're just wittle. ^_^

46. So what you are saying is that you have sex with every guy who asks you out?

Classy..like your fake tits.

I once dated this chick in high school for the sole reason that she had gigantic tits.

She wasn't much to look at, was dumb as a fucking rock, and had the personality of Kelly Osbourne on meth. Still, she had this gigantic 17-year-old rack.

So, I put up with her shit for the requisite two weeks until I could get the bitch's legs apart. That wasn't all I was after though. You see, I was at that age when I'd discovered porn, and I remember this scene with Peter North titty fucking Tracey Adams (who had awesome natural boobs, even though she totally chunked up later).

Anyway, I just really wanted to titty fuck this chick and blow in her face, just like Pete did to Tracey.

So there I was, chugging my meat train through her alps and she says, "I want you to come on my tits."

"Sure, baby," I said, then I blew my load on her face.

"You came on my face," she said.

"Well," I said, thinking fast, "your tits are just so beautiful I didn't want to mess them up."

"Don't you think my face is beautiful?"

"Uh..." I didn't know what to say.

"You know," she said. "Sometimes I think the only reason you're going out with me is so you could fuck my tits."

"Yup," I said. "That's pretty much it." Then I pulled on my pants and left.

True story.

Wow, um, so I guess she's hot if you have a thing for 13 year old boys, cos judging from the sinewy body and lack of tits, I think that is the look she's going for

Small tits are sexy.. Big tits are overrated.

Shaun @61:

Why in the hell would you link to the site of your actual business? Do you think anyone here is going to hire you?

Besides, as someone who knows, I can honestly say that yours is the crappiest website that I've ever seen done by someone who (supposedly) is a web designer.

Maybe you should try a different career. Like roadkill removal.

82 If you're female you're jealous. If you're male, you're gay.

BigJim, I'll let you blow the load in my face or my tits or my stomach or my ass, my back, my ear....

I think she looks fabulous. I'll give her half of my breast quality for half of her ass quality.

BigJim...is that really you in the bath towel? Get over yourself.

I have to wonder about someone that would post a picture of their torso. I'm thinking it's a joke, though...right?

Hi, I'm a girl that can say "cunt" and "cock". Isn't that so witty and sexy of me?

Are you a semi-witty male with a semi-decent chest and probably a small penis and malformed face?

If so, I'm all over you like Tom on cock.

#61 - I have to agree with BigJim, your site is the gay.

There is this new thing out now, it is called 'creativity'. You should TOTALLY check it out.

(Holy shit, I just embedded HTML in my post! Maybe I could be Founder, Administrator and Development like Shaun!

I gotta go call my mom!!!

... EDNA AND SARAH JEAN ...

Edna, I just checked out your site, that is some crazy shit! You are pretty cool - for a churched-out nut job. Thanks for the Sarah Jean archive. Top notch work. Did Shaun help you with it?

http://ednas-gonna-smote-you.blogspot.com/

She is gorgeous and natural. Fake breasts are gross.

Oh, good golly gosh! ForMeToBlow has crawled out from under her rock again, where she's been blowing every crab-infested, herp-ridden, homeless, midgit, muslim terrorist, tax-evading, Bush voting, disabled, OJ Simpson believing, VampireFreaks posting, school shooting, illegal immigrant she can get her fish lips around.

And all because she wants to make fun of me.

I am deeply honored.

If you agree that Shaun's site is "the gay," as Ferret so aptly put it, then call him and tell him so:

517.507.5838 or 619.618.0219

If Anita answers the phone, I'm sure she'll pass on a message to Shaun.

You can also send hate mail:

development@digital-six.net or support@digital-six.net

BJ - was her last name Mantablow?

"Anita Mantablow."

"Hey, everyone quite down. Anita Mantablow. Everyone look around...."

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#94 - SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

#94 - SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

Note to self: font size html tags are not recognized by type key... good to know...

TCLTC

#96-NO.

#95-NO.

Dude, don't hesitate, just jump off the ledge already. In just a few seconds it'll all be better. I promise.

She has tits. They're just small. Nothing wrong with that. If you can cup 'em in your hand and fit 'em in your mouth, then they'll do nicely. If she were any bigger she'd have post-pregnancy tits-on-toes sag. Believe me, that's twenty times worse.

Shaun's web design site is certainly no worse than Sarah-Jean's web design site:

http://delectual.com/

You can really sense the creativity in her black, grey, and classic white background motif.

I need to hurl some Skittles on that site--give it some color.

Ha !! as if I needed proof, according to the good folks over at Dictionary.com there is no such word as DELECTUAL, it's just some bullshit term this insane bitch came up with to try to sound technical or some shit.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=delectual

Ummm... am I the only one that finds her body manish looking? I mean seriously, what's so attractive about a woman with breasts that small in a bikini? That's not to say that I believe a woman has to have DDs to look nice in a swimsuit, but their body should at least be proportionate. And hers isn't.

Hey, kitty-kat... know what? Fuck you....

I had great tits about 8 years ago, then I had two babies, nursed them, and my perky 36 c's somehow became perky 36 a's. It's nature, sometimes a chick gets smaller after having a baby or two.... Guess that I'm not "proportionate" according to you, but I love my tits... They'll never sag to my belly button.... my hubby loves to cup them when I'm riding him hard, so.... again, fuck you....

Delectual is a hybrid term, a cross between delicious and intellectual. It's like calling a bald guy curly or a fat guy slim, the irony of the name itself makes it seem attractive initially. Other terms invented by SJ, but ultimately rejected, include:

WHORLAR - A cross between whore and scholar
PRETTIOT - A cross between pretty and idiot
YUMANKY - Yummy and skanky
QUILAC - Queen and lilac
HORAGRAPHER - Horrible photographer

Any additional ideas can be submitted to her web site via email, free of charge.

Krysdylee...you ride your husband hard? Really? You've never mentioned that before. *scratches head*

Anyhow, Yes...Kate should have bigger boobs, but she had a really great body and she is confident enough to NOT get fake boobs and that makes her sexy.

"has" I mean.

And my boobs are still the same size after two children....a little less perky, but they were abnormally spectacular before kids...so now they are about normal.

Forget her tits...where have her facial features gone? They appear to have been erased.

the fuck are some of you talking about, her having the body of a little boy? what, just cuz she has no tits? cuz that's the only thing you could possibly complain about with her. what 8 yr old has an ass like that, especially for a white chick (don't give me that, you've seen katie's)?

save the "boney" shit for nicole richie if you have to, but quit beating around the bush and just come right out and admit it: some women could do a lot worse than investing in breast implants... either that or learn to live with the "wittle ones" like some of the others have up here.

...but speaking of her tits, why can't the people that think she should get a couple of rubbery bags of industrial type filler stuffed into her delicate, sensitive bosom appreciate the beauty of diversity? I myself have an abundant expanse of soft, wan, mammary baps punctuated by a couple of large, beige nipples smeared across each bountiful, porridgey sack. Yet i would be proud to rub these against her taught, perky breasts while PapaHotNuts delivered the jackpot in Kates eager, athletic wet snatch.

And for the person who said she looks "boney"...maybe you should see this:

http://www.fuglyforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=8758

i used to resent my mini 34b's. still would prefer full c's, but i'm learning to love what i got. they're attentive, receptive, ....

and my body agrees with the theory discussed earlier.

Check out Edna Bambricks take on the whole Sarah-Jean thing.

http://ednas-gonna-smote-you.blogspot.com/

Credit goes to that Angry of all Ferrets.

Kate Hudson is one of the shittiest people that I've seen in a long time. And another thing, whoever the person is that writes the "stories" on the front page of this site is not funny anymore; seriously, his "humor" is complete shit. Same old stuff, every day. nothing new. While were on this subject, everyone on here should be ashamed of themselves for even being on this site. I know I'm being hypocritical, but so be it. I have to be. for your sake. Apparently, no one else who knows you is telling you, so I have to be the one who does. your lives are pathetic...you have to go online and talk shit about celebrities because your own lives are horrible, youre all probably a bunch of wage slaves, coming home after your nine to fives and writing comments that no one important will ever see or care about. The guys who write in here are losers, probably never seen a vag since theyve been born, and the women have such low self-esteem that they have to trash other girls to make themselves feel better. What else have I forgot? Oh, yeah, you know that the guy that runs this site is probably a major pedophile or something to be scanning the internet for womens "nip-slips" or something else. Do you know what they do to people like you in prison asshole? Maybe all the celebsluts on here are ho's, and are addicted to drugs/alcohol, but there lives (at least the partying) is probably no different than your own pathetic existence. One more thing: if youre on this site and are over, say, 29, you should be shot on site for mere principle. Yes, anything over 29 is pathetically old you old ass fuckers. That is all

Yeah, I hear ya but whatever "Dirt" why don't you go eat a bag of fuck, you commie.

Che Guevara's site ---------------->

Wow. Dirty McGirty seems a little disillusioned with the whole Superficial thing, doesn't he? He just needs to chill out at the mall with a soda, maybe buy some noo white sneakers and check out some hot, young chicks' asses til he feels at home again. Alternatively, he could have part of his brain cauterised by the faulty synapse connections that occur when listening to the President of the U.S. of A. talk. That worked for me, afterall.

Alternatively, Dirty can go post his filthy, commie views at this forum for social outcasts and delinquents:

http://www.fuglyforums.com/

I'm begging. No actually, i'm not. It's not as if i'm desperately spamming links to lure hapless souls to my favourite forum that's needing some fresh, exciting new blood or anything. I'M NOT.

shame about her chest. apart from that she has a stunning and natural looking body.

#115 - ODB? You're alive??? You were much funnier on you albums; this rant just comes across as sad and bitter. Your online date fell through after discovering your hand is permanently shoved in your forest-like crotch? I bet when you jerk off it looks like you're rolling boogers, pencil dick. Sad I tell you, just sad.

When pious pricks preposterously postulate positions predominantly perturbed by people's peaceful puns, it really, rightfully and reasonably, reveals their rapidly reducing righteous relevance.

In other words, go away and blow me, not necessarily in that order. What the fuck is the matter with kids today? If you stupidly keep all of your relationships online, kudos to you. Kindly eat a dick, mourn the closing of hedonistica, bend yourself in half like a flip phone, and kiss your own ass goodbye. And don't sully Ol' Dirty Bastard's name you fucking child... I mean how old were you were Wu Tang was hot? Like 6? Put the mouse down, go out and learn something. Celebs deserve what they get, bitch.

*favourite crappy form.

I've seen bigger lumps in a bowl of porridge. She's really not even that hot. She's cute i'll give her that.

Hey Mr. Fish - your mom is writing in again (# 115)
She seems to be angrier than 'Black Jack Shellack' this time.

#105- No krisdylee, fuck you. And get a life while you're at it, troll. Just because I'm not gonna kiss her ass and say "OMG! She looks soooo amazing!!!" doesn't mean that I deserve your rudeness. You obviously have issues with your small tits since you felt you had to respond to what I posted even though I was doing nothing more than expressing my opinion. But keep telling yourself that your mosquito bites are awesome if that makes you feel better honey.

Hey everybody, kitty_kat just called me a troll!!!!!

I don't have any body issues. I love my small tits. What I can't fucking stand is the idea that only "real" women have large breasts. Come on... Oh, wait... do you have big boobs? So when you're tucking them in your pants when you're 55, mine will still be where nature intended.

PS, everyone deserves rudeness now and again....

CATFIGHT!!!!!

Stallion, I'm counting on you to bring the beer.

Puertorican rules are in place ladies (long nails and knives allowed, the one who cuts the first face wins)

FIGHT!!

Some of these people need to learn how to fill their prescription before the weekend.

Ladies, you can make fun of my small breasts. I have never had a complaint from a man about the size.

The only complaint I had about your tits Cruising, is they're not in my mouth near as much as I'd like.....

here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.....

And all you ladies, I'm gonna need ah, photographic samples of all your activities for hmmm research I'm doing for an article, yeah, on The New Yorker dealing with Female violence and breast size, in a contemporary context versus the Viking expansionist period.

At this point in my life, I'll take any kind of breasts.
Big
Small
Real
Fake
Perky
Saggy
Baggy
Haggy
Flaggy
Snaggy
Maggy
Waggy
Craggy
Dick-Fucked
Mouth-Sucked
Ass-Touched
and even krisdylees!!!

Tits is tits.

130 Well played. Your prize...you like oral?

129 I offer myself to you, for science.

128 I stand corrected, I have had that complaint in the past. It's just so hard to have my tits in your mouth when your head is between my thighs.

she

is

hot

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fuck

shes the hottest thing in hollywood, fuck tht, america.

#126 - Puertorican rules? Cool I'll bring the vaseline then...

Big tits are like make up or red lipstick: eye catching. But big tits do not make up for lack of ass, which many huge breasted chicks sorely lack. Big tits don't help you look good in jeans or a gown. My wife is small and delectable. Or is it delectual? Fuck, I get my words confused Monday mornings...

Re: 132

Did herbiefrog change his name, or start a trend?

@133

Oh please. I don't know which huge breasted chicks you've been checking out but I've got big tits AND a perfect ass and I'm 100% plastic-free. Nothing wrong with small boobs but when you can't tell what's front or back...to me that's not sexy.

#135 - Good for you tootsie pop. And I have enormous perfectly sculpted muscles, a killer wardrobe, and a smile that makes women cum on sight. See? We can both play the "I'm completely fucking full of shit" game.

I believe I said "many", not "all". You might wanna brush up on those reading comprehension skills. Vida Guerra is an example of having it all, good looks, huge knockers and a slamming ass, but those chicks are few and far between.

To me, it's all about the "BA ratio"
Thats the Breast / Ass ratio.

BA ratio = 1.2 fantastic

BA ratio =1.0 normal,
Could mean big cans, but plenty of junk in dat trunk.
Could also mean surfboard flat with an ass tighter than a size 6 bikini on Cameron Manheim.

BA ratio = 0.8 ,No tits, big ass, all bad. no good can come from this.

ever try sucking on a basketball? 34DDD of silicone will produce the same effect. I'll take the small titties and finely manicured beaver over fake tits any day.

Hi, I've been enjoying sf for about a year now. This is my first post. I would really love to know if men actually like fake boobs.

#139 I think you won't get a definete answer. It depends on the person. So either way you are someone out there will like what you have.

#139

You can pose your question to Sarah Jean on http://delectual.com/. She will research and post the results for you.

#139 - Unbutton your blouse and I'll tell you if I like what I feel or not.

#142 - I don't have fake ones. I'm a 36C. I'm just trying to figure out if men find fake = sexy.

#143 - I never said you did. I'm just trying to run a controlled experiment.

#144

I've had my sweater pulled over my head for ten minutes waiting for you to cop a feel.

@136...

Not completely full of shit, just lucky I guess...(there are pictures that prove this.)

As for reading comprehension...I don't think too well on a monday morning either.

She looks great. And while I would agree that fake boobs are crap, and I wouldn't tell her to get them, her lack of any boobs at all make me feel better.

Commish - LOL! That remids me of a joke someone sent me regarding copping feels:

A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results.

On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 32," is the reply.

"Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman says happily.

A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question.

The girl replies, "I'd guess about 29."

The woman replies with a big smile, "Nope, I'm 50."

Now she's feeling really good about herself.
She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question.

The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30."

Again she proudly responds, "I'm 50, but thank you!"

While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question.

He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands
under your bra. Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are."

They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the best of her. She finally blurts out, "What the hell, go ahead."

He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other.

After a couple of minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay...How old am I?"

He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, "Madam, you are 50."

Stunned and amazed, the woman says,
"That was incredible, how could you tell?"

The old man says, "Promise you won't get mad?"

"I promise I won't," she says.

"I was behind you in line at McDonald's."

144 - ok. sounds good.

"Kate has confidence and that makes her sexy."

'Scuse me while I go throw up. Sorry, guys, but opting to not get boob surgery doesn't _automatically_ make you sexy. You actually have to kind of, oh, look good in broad daylight. Oh, and not having a concave chest, yeah that helps too.

OOC, since when did the Superficial get invaded by sugary cheerleaders who LUV Kate and gay guys who talk about anal and ATM every thread? Where did all the clever commenters go? I'm going to go ask Mr. Owl...

Rich:

I *heart* you.

Pssst! Hey, krisdylee. Your ignorance is showing.
(1) You need a dictionary for Christmas to look up the word "proportionate", and
(2) "...where nature intended..."? Are you serious? I think you need a biology lesson to go along with that dictionary. Breast sagging is linked with heredity and is competely natural. So it doesn't matter if you have double D's, or negative breasts like yourself.
But again, keep telling yourself that small breasts are the best kind and big breasts are unattractive if it makes you feel better about yourself...

Before you get all crazy giving her kudos for staying "natural" please take a moment to take into account that she had her nose fixed before launching her acting career.

http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/005951.html

I'm a total whore who will tell you her life story just for validation! I had huuuuge boobs once, but my 30 cracker spawn sucked the fun right out of my fun bags. Now I ride my bedpost while surfing the 'net! My purple sweat pants smell like canned ham and I can't remember where I put Burl Jr. Damn these Vicodin...

she is hot. i would go to town on her. she dont got much boobs but she got a nice kaboose. i would defeninently take time out of my busy schedule of typing junk on crappy websites to tap dat shit!

I'm sorry, but I'd have to ask her to put on an old-fashioned swimsuit. You know, the kind that starts coverage at the ankles and goes up to the hairline? *Too damn skinny*. One good romp with her, and her lover would hear something going "snap, crackle and pop". And then he'd realize that he had Raisin Bran for breakfast...

She's kind of pear-shaped.
Like a white J-Lo.