Oct 5 2006Jude Law and Sienna Miller get drunk together
Jude Law and Sienna Miller were spotted together last night at a Pepe Jeans party at 17 Berkeley Street in Mayfair. They were smiling and kissing and, by the time the two left for the Groucho club nearby, Jude was plastered and seen stumbling his way to their car and crying a little in the back seat. Which doesn't necessarily make him a woman, just not a man. Although he could've easily covered up the crying if he started spinning his shirt over his head and yelling out, "Look at me! I'm a flagpole! Wooo!"
Some more of shots of Jude and Sienna together after the jump.
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1. GirlyGirl - October 5, 2006 12:19 PM
Getting plastered is awesome.
2. griffmills - October 5, 2006 12:24 PM
so funny what a little fame does....he looks like a drunk poorly dressed douchebag.....she looks mean and ugly (but I would do her)
3. DancingQueen - October 5, 2006 12:24 PM
This girl is a dumbass. Getting cheated on publicly for all the world to see and then taking the cad back. He must have a big schlong is all I'm sayin...
4. Tracie - October 5, 2006 12:25 PM
Jude's a stupid dick and Sienna's a stupid cunt for staying with a stupid dick.
5. Tracie - October 5, 2006 12:28 PM
#3, It's actually a tiny weenie:
http://www.jossip.com/gossip/200508_judelawnude.jpg
Maybe Sienna likes her men super hairy. I hear she's actually got her eye on Robin Williams.
6. CelebSlam.com - October 5, 2006 12:29 PM
He looks likes he exercising a few demons
http://www.celebslam.com
7. Tracie - October 5, 2006 12:31 PM
One more nekkid Jude:
http://socialitelife.com/images/jude_nude-1.jpg
8. mrs.t - October 5, 2006 12:32 PM
I can't even look at hime without recalling the old pics of him and his miniscule penis. And I don't want to hear a goddam word about "shrinkage"-my husband could have 100% shrinkage and still look like a horse next to Jude.
9. Grunt Big - October 5, 2006 12:33 PM
That's not Jude Law, it's Eddie Vedder.
10. mrs.t - October 5, 2006 12:34 PM
thanks for linking those, Tracie.
11. HolisticWisdomcom - October 5, 2006 12:34 PM
That is what alcohol does... it makes you forget that someone publicly and personally hurt you. Then you wake up and realize you had one cosmopolitan too many!
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
12. Binky - October 5, 2006 12:35 PM
He's crying because he's worried their Nanny will see the pictures.
13. DancingQueen - October 5, 2006 12:49 PM
Wow Tracie, you're right, that's nothing to be proud of. I can't believe he'd change in public like that. What a horse's arse.
14. Guy-Pierre - October 5, 2006 12:49 PM
Jude Law... Yum-Mee!
@7.. Tracie sweetie, is he circumcised? It's hard (tee-hee) to tell from your photos.
15. shmoody - October 5, 2006 12:51 PM
And in the background Jimmy Buffet was heard to sing
"So why don't we get drunk . . . and screw."
16. slantingthroughdarkness - October 5, 2006 12:55 PM
"I love you Sienna. I really love you..."
"I know Jude. I really love you..."
"I love you Siennaaaaaggghhh..."
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
17. shmoody - October 5, 2006 12:57 PM
Did she kick him in the nads in the top picture?
I mean he probably deserves it and all but why wait all this time? Shouldn't she do it right after he banged the nanny?
18. The Gilbs - October 5, 2006 1:21 PM
#5 one cannot determine how large a man is until he is erect. I have seen small stay small and then there is small that grows to, well, whoa. Not that I care whether this badly dressed whore has a big wiener or not I'm just educating.
19. meetmybutt - October 5, 2006 1:26 PM
she obviously waited until they got into the car to rip a ginormous beer fart
20. no one you know - October 5, 2006 1:30 PM
Is she wearing a harness? Who has the leash?
21. alteaon - October 5, 2006 1:35 PM
What is that brown leather contraption she has on?
22. Tinky-winky - October 5, 2006 1:36 PM
Jude looks like a reptile!
23. Italian Stallion - October 5, 2006 1:41 PM
@7 I didn't know he was from Vienna.........
24. c - October 5, 2006 1:49 PM
Jude and Sienna are two hot sluts. Too bad they can't dress for shit or hold their liquor.
http://popanalysis.blogspot.com
25. Shaun - October 5, 2006 1:54 PM
Getting sh*t faced is always fun.
26. shell - October 5, 2006 2:04 PM
What a coincidence. I'm going to get drunk when I get off work.
27. Jacq - October 5, 2006 2:04 PM
Jude: Knock, knock!
Sienna: Who's there?
Jude: You did.
Sienna: You did who?
Jude: The nanny! Bwahahaha! *snort* Love, you're not laughing!
28. Jacq - October 5, 2006 2:16 PM
#8 - Me too. The ones of him on the French Riviera looking like a proud 12 year old. Baby dick!
#20, 21 - My thoughts exactly. Suspenders? Weight belt? Harness? It is probably something designer that I can't afford and don't want.
29. bitchaholic - October 5, 2006 2:36 PM
Drunk british guys are HAWT!
I'd hit it.
30. BoognishRising - October 5, 2006 3:02 PM
I would not want to get in a car with him. A can of nitrous oxide and the picture would be complete.
IT'S DADDY, SHITHEAD! DON'T YOU FUCKING LOOK AT ME!!!
31. Equalparts - October 5, 2006 3:07 PM
#18 I concur.
His weenie looks about the same as my bf's, but his grows to a nice size when he's feeling randy.
32. The Juice - October 5, 2006 4:15 PM
Why's everyone looking at the back of his head like he's got a pussy growing from it
33. HollyJ - October 5, 2006 4:57 PM
strikethru --> nasty uncut penii
(sorry to the uncut guys in here; it's a personal preference)
34. RichPort - October 5, 2006 7:21 PM
I'm really trying to think of two people that I could give a fuck about less... nope, still drawing a fucking blank.
35. cayana - October 6, 2006 12:43 AM
I think he's crying because someone yanked out one of those chest hairs he has on display. I know if I had those things staring at me all the evening the temptation would be very, very hard to resist.
36. cayana - October 6, 2006 12:46 AM
#20 & 21 .. it's a gun holster. In case he starts having thoughts about the nanny again..
37. jrzmommy - October 6, 2006 8:18 AM
crier.
38. nc72 - October 6, 2006 10:28 AM
The girl's out to have some fun, and I bet Jude is luvin it!
http://www.exposay.com/sienna-miller-says-monogamy-is-unrealistic/v/5040/
39. tracyp - October 6, 2006 11:27 AM
what's with her harness in the second pic???
40. Eye-Dish Lass - October 6, 2006 3:03 PM
Arsharshar
41. knowhere - October 10, 2006 4:27 AM
i'd do both of them probably.
42. killeristic - November 15, 2006 6:51 PM
that is really sad huh.
43. UNCLE NED - January 18, 2007 3:55 PM
The girl's insecure and LOVES HIM. I've seen that look before in a woman's face. She's out of my league, but I've seen that look before. She'd go back with him in a minute. And he KNOWS IT.
44. HollywoodSnark - April 5, 2007 10:27 AM
"and crying a little in the back seat"?!? what a bitch