October 5, 2006
Jude Law and Sienna Miller get drunk together
Jude Law and Sienna Miller were spotted together last night at a Pepe Jeans party at 17 Berkeley Street in Mayfair. They were smiling and kissing and, by the time the two left for the Groucho club nearby, Jude was plastered and seen stumbling his way to their car and crying a little in the back seat. Which doesn't necessarily make him a woman, just not a man. Although he could've easily covered up the crying if he started spinning his shirt over his head and yelling out, "Look at me! I'm a flagpole! Wooo!"
Some more of shots of Jude and Sienna together after the jump.
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Comments
1. Posted by GirlyGirl on October 5, 2006 12:19 PM
Getting plastered is awesome.
2. Posted by griffmills on October 5, 2006 12:24 PM
so funny what a little fame does....he looks like a drunk poorly dressed douchebag.....she looks mean and ugly (but I would do her)
3. Posted by DancingQueen on October 5, 2006 12:24 PM
This girl is a dumbass. Getting cheated on publicly for all the world to see and then taking the cad back. He must have a big schlong is all I'm sayin...
4. Posted by Tracie on October 5, 2006 12:25 PM
Jude's a stupid dick and Sienna's a stupid cunt for staying with a stupid dick.
5. Posted by Tracie on October 5, 2006 12:28 PM
#3, It's actually a tiny weenie:
http://www.jossip.com/gossip/200508_judelawnude.jpg
Maybe Sienna likes her men super hairy. I hear she's actually got her eye on Robin Williams.
6. Posted by CelebSlam.com on October 5, 2006 12:29 PM
He looks likes he exercising a few demons
http://www.celebslam.com
7. Posted by Tracie on October 5, 2006 12:31 PM
One more nekkid Jude:
http://socialitelife.com/images/jude_nude-1.jpg
8. Posted by mrs.t on October 5, 2006 12:32 PM
I can't even look at hime without recalling the old pics of him and his miniscule penis. And I don't want to hear a goddam word about "shrinkage"-my husband could have 100% shrinkage and still look like a horse next to Jude.
9. Posted by Grunt Big on October 5, 2006 12:33 PM
That's not Jude Law, it's Eddie Vedder.
10. Posted by mrs.t on October 5, 2006 12:34 PM
thanks for linking those, Tracie.
11. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on October 5, 2006 12:34 PM
That is what alcohol does... it makes you forget that someone publicly and personally hurt you. Then you wake up and realize you had one cosmopolitan too many!
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
12. Posted by Binky on October 5, 2006 12:35 PM
He's crying because he's worried their Nanny will see the pictures.
13. Posted by DancingQueen on October 5, 2006 12:49 PM
Wow Tracie, you're right, that's nothing to be proud of. I can't believe he'd change in public like that. What a horse's arse.
14. Posted by Guy-Pierre on October 5, 2006 12:49 PM
Jude Law... Yum-Mee!
@7.. Tracie sweetie, is he circumcised? It's hard (tee-hee) to tell from your photos.
15. Posted by shmoody on October 5, 2006 12:51 PM
And in the background Jimmy Buffet was heard to sing
"So why don't we get drunk . . . and screw."
16. Posted by slantingthroughdarkness on October 5, 2006 12:55 PM
"I love you Sienna. I really love you..."
"I know Jude. I really love you..."
"I love you Siennaaaaaggghhh..."
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
17. Posted by shmoody on October 5, 2006 12:57 PM
Did she kick him in the nads in the top picture?
I mean he probably deserves it and all but why wait all this time? Shouldn't she do it right after he banged the nanny?
18. Posted by The Gilbs on October 5, 2006 1:21 PM
#5 one cannot determine how large a man is until he is erect. I have seen small stay small and then there is small that grows to, well, whoa. Not that I care whether this badly dressed whore has a big wiener or not I'm just educating.
19. Posted by meetmybutt on October 5, 2006 1:26 PM
she obviously waited until they got into the car to rip a ginormous beer fart
20. Posted by no one you know on October 5, 2006 1:30 PM
Is she wearing a harness? Who has the leash?
21. Posted by alteaon on October 5, 2006 1:35 PM
What is that brown leather contraption she has on?
22. Posted by Tinky-winky on October 5, 2006 1:36 PM
Jude looks like a reptile!
23. Posted by Italian Stallion on October 5, 2006 1:41 PM
@7 I didn't know he was from Vienna.........
24. Posted by c on October 5, 2006 1:49 PM
Jude and Sienna are two hot sluts. Too bad they can't dress for shit or hold their liquor.
http://popanalysis.blogspot.com
25. Posted by Shaun on October 5, 2006 1:54 PM
Getting sh*t faced is always fun.
26. Posted by shell on October 5, 2006 2:04 PM
What a coincidence. I'm going to get drunk when I get off work.
27. Posted by Jacq on October 5, 2006 2:04 PM
Jude: Knock, knock!
Sienna: Who's there?
Jude: You did.
Sienna: You did who?
Jude: The nanny! Bwahahaha! *snort* Love, you're not laughing!
28. Posted by Jacq on October 5, 2006 2:16 PM
#8 - Me too. The ones of him on the French Riviera looking like a proud 12 year old. Baby dick!
#20, 21 - My thoughts exactly. Suspenders? Weight belt? Harness? It is probably something designer that I can't afford and don't want.
29. Posted by bitchaholic on October 5, 2006 2:36 PM
Drunk british guys are HAWT!
I'd hit it.
30. Posted by BoognishRising on October 5, 2006 3:02 PM
I would not want to get in a car with him. A can of nitrous oxide and the picture would be complete.
IT'S DADDY, SHITHEAD! DON'T YOU FUCKING LOOK AT ME!!!
31. Posted by Equalparts on October 5, 2006 3:07 PM
#18 I concur.
His weenie looks about the same as my bf's, but his grows to a nice size when he's feeling randy.
32. Posted by The Juice on October 5, 2006 4:15 PM
Why's everyone looking at the back of his head like he's got a pussy growing from it
33. Posted by HollyJ on October 5, 2006 4:57 PM
strikethru --> nasty uncut penii
(sorry to the uncut guys in here; it's a personal preference)
34. Posted by RichPort on October 5, 2006 7:21 PM
I'm really trying to think of two people that I could give a fuck about less... nope, still drawing a fucking blank.
35. Posted by cayana on October 6, 2006 12:43 AM
I think he's crying because someone yanked out one of those chest hairs he has on display. I know if I had those things staring at me all the evening the temptation would be very, very hard to resist.
36. Posted by cayana on October 6, 2006 12:46 AM
#20 & 21 .. it's a gun holster. In case he starts having thoughts about the nanny again..
37. Posted by jrzmommy on October 6, 2006 8:18 AM
crier.
38. Posted by nc72 on October 6, 2006 10:28 AM
The girl's out to have some fun, and I bet Jude is luvin it!
http://www.exposay.com/sienna-miller-says-monogamy-is-unrealistic/v/5040/
39. Posted by tracyp on October 6, 2006 11:27 AM
what's with her harness in the second pic???
40. Posted by Eye-Dish Lass on October 6, 2006 3:03 PM
Arsharshar
41. Posted by knowhere on October 10, 2006 4:27 AM
i'd do both of them probably.
42. Posted by killeristic on November 15, 2006 6:51 PM
that is really sad huh.
43. Posted by UNCLE NED on January 18, 2007 3:55 PM
The girl's insecure and LOVES HIM. I've seen that look before in a woman's face. She's out of my league, but I've seen that look before. She'd go back with him in a minute. And he KNOWS IT.