October 10, 2006
Jessica Simpson makes up movies for her to star in
Jessica Simpson has been going around telling everybody she's making a movie with Luke Wilson called "Blonde Ambition", but reps from his camp are saying it's not true. In September she said she was preparing herself to be linked to Wilson by tabloids as they started filming in November, and last week she told Jimmy Kimmel, "I'm going into doing another movie with Luke Wilson called 'Blonde Ambition!'"
But a rep for Wilson told Star, "This project is in talks." What's more, a source told the tab, "Luke Wilson will never do a movie with Jessica Simpson." The insider suggests that the star's manager dad Joe Simpson has been exaggerating prospects for the flick. "Joe is telling Jessica he's getting big stars," says the source. "Joe's been working on it for months. It'll end up having a bunch of nobodies if it happens. He was trying to get Meg Ryan to be the Sigourney Weaver character. It's such a joke. He's been sending out half-written scripts with personal letters to stars asking them to be in it."
This is so incredibly sad. It's like the fat kid in school who goes around telling everybody their dad is an astronaut and then one day you find out he's really just the janitor.
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Comments
1. Posted by tito on October 10, 2006 8:06 AM
http://www.myspace.com/sporkier
FIRST
2. Posted by PJ in PA on October 10, 2006 8:14 AM
When it comes to acting, Jessica Simpson makes Paris Hilton look talented. Like Oscar worthy talented.
3. Posted by jrzmommy on October 10, 2006 8:16 AM
I see she's wearing her perma-fag again.
4. Posted by 86 on October 10, 2006 8:17 AM
What is wrong with this girl?? She has all the potential to be a hot A lister and she just keeps getting broken up with and made to look stupid. Wise up Jess...hire a new manager and start sleeping around.
5. Posted by Italian Stallion on October 10, 2006 8:19 AM
Why wouldn't they let Joe get all the characters together? He got them all for that porn he directed. He got Jessica, and Ashley, and he was even in the film. I believe it was called "Daddy's little Darlings"...............
6. Posted by ImmaAssClown on October 10, 2006 8:21 AM
14:58??
*crosses fingers*
7. Posted by ICouldn'tResist on October 10, 2006 8:24 AM
She should just do some porn and get it over with.
8. Posted by spatz on October 10, 2006 8:26 AM
she should just kill herself already. she's the most overexposed, overrated human on the planet
9. Posted by Guy-Pierre on October 10, 2006 8:27 AM
Liar, liar pants on fire!!!
I still love her though.
10. Posted by RichPort on October 10, 2006 8:29 AM
She was confused. Some told her she was "blonde and bitching". Easy mistake.
11. Posted by IHatePhiladelphia on October 10, 2006 8:33 AM
She's shallow and she lies, cheats and steals.
Just like a Philadelphian!
12. Posted by sharkbite on October 10, 2006 8:34 AM
She needs to dump her dad already. Hire somebody new!
http://www.elegancepixelfied.com
(celebrity photos)
13. Posted by Karen Rani on October 10, 2006 8:53 AM
Shut up. My Dad really is an astronaut. REALLY.
And by astronaut, I mean penniless bum. God I hate that guy. And JS's Dad - what a complete idiot.
14. Posted by CelebSlam.com on October 10, 2006 8:55 AM
This is the evil-doings of papa joe
http://www.celebslam.com
15. Posted by Jenna on October 10, 2006 9:06 AM
Good lord, when is her father going to quit ruining her career?
What's more, a source told the tab, "Luke Wilson will never do a movie with Jessica Simpson."....that's cold Luke.
16. Posted by ImmaAssClown on October 10, 2006 9:15 AM
That's smart Luke...
17. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on October 10, 2006 9:16 AM
I can't stand when people like Jessica Simpson emphasize that they are blonde. It makes me want to die my hair brown.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
18. Posted by Triumph Insult Dog on October 10, 2006 9:22 AM
Joe Simpson is like that "Home Alone" kid's father. He goes around making demands and exploiting his kid until they're both escorted out by security.
Get those walking papers ready, Jess. You've already lost a husband, next stop beggin' for money on the street...Reach for the stars!
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
19. Posted by biatcho on October 10, 2006 9:42 AM
Luke Wilson KNOWS I would knock his dick in the dirt if he ever so much as said hello to this baboon, let alone make a movie with it. And I don't want to have to knock the cock off of him because I would much prefer to ride it. hard.
20. Posted by RichPort on October 10, 2006 9:45 AM
I'm sure studios are lining up to get her after the stellar success of Employee of the Month and The Dukes of Hazard. I mean I'm no Joe Simpson, but I'd pay to see her topless. That's right, let's unleash those gallons of vitamin DD.
21. Posted by commissioner on October 10, 2006 10:11 AM
When will she just go back to Texas and get married and live in a mobile home like every big-boobed blonde who hails from there?
22. Posted by DancingQueen on October 10, 2006 10:33 AM
Who is Luke Wilson to say he's too good to be in a movie with Jessica Simpson? I mean hell, he's been in movies with his brother Owen before.
23. Posted by slantingthroughdarkness on October 10, 2006 10:37 AM
"Hold the camera up Ashlee. Make sure you get my boobs in the shot. You got it? Ashlee, are you even listening to me?"
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
24. Posted by carrie bradshaw on October 10, 2006 10:44 AM
Jessica, sweetie, the smartest thing you can ever do for yourself is to fire your dad, hire a good agent, and never, ever, be seen in public again with Ken Paves.
25. Posted by forlorn angel on October 10, 2006 11:08 AM
Her dad is a pervert, she would do well to fire him... but I am not sure that would do her much good... she should have treated Nick better and maybe she wouldn't be on a free-fall out of the spotlight. she can't even make a good recording anymore, let alone a good movie... stick to commercials honey, one line is all you can handle... or do porn, you don't have to talk, just look good... you can do that...
26. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on October 10, 2006 11:12 AM
So sad. Making up non-existant film collaborations with people that abhorr you. Watch it get worse - Jess mentioning working with Jenna Jameson and Jenna's publicist issue a flat denial. And as for Luke Wilson, who does he think he is? Aside from needing bro Owen to elevate his wooden acting to Ben Affleck standards (not great)by comparison, he gets snarky with Jessica Simpson? That's like DeNiro pissing on that kid from Life Goes On. "Work with Corky? Get the fuck outta here!" And didn't he make Home Fries? Drew Barrymore is that much better than Jessica? She married Tom Green for Christ's sake!
27. Posted by jrzmommy on October 10, 2006 12:16 PM
The next pitch her father makes, "So, Jessica, you play a nymphomaniac who has sex with lots and lots and lots of guys.....and I'll be the director/producer/cameraman/Best Boy/Grip/Gaffera/YOU NAME IT.....I'll do all the casting, too. You can be the star!"
28. Posted by Amish Dude on October 10, 2006 12:30 PM
Dear Superficial editor,
My father is a janitor, a real good janitor. He's proud of the work he does and provides well for the family.
In the future, please refrain from using the word janitor in a derogatory way.
Thank you for your valuable time.
29. Posted by Amy3000 on October 10, 2006 12:36 PM
I.....*sigh*, never mind....
30. Posted by doihaveabooger on October 10, 2006 1:05 PM
Since none of them can act, i would suggest another beverly hillbillies remake for the simpson clan.
31. Posted by beifiori on October 10, 2006 1:06 PM
you know what's sad? even if the fat kid's dad WERE an astronaut, people would claim he was the janitor anyway...
anyway, joe is beyond loser, i'm surprised he hasn't herniated a few discs in his back considering how colossially large his head is. I wonder, will he ever learn that his daughters aren't known for their "talents" but rather their "talents"...he may since he too admires dear sweet-assed Jessie's "talents" like every normal father, oh, but wait, they aren't HER father so it's ok...Does Joe not get that he sucked at what was probably the EASIEST job prior to this one, so what would make him think he can run with the big dogs of hollywood? go back to Texas Joe, take your sick pervy self out of hollywood while you have at least a nanogram of dignity left.
32. Posted by Spindoc on October 10, 2006 2:06 PM
When you're a big star you don't trumpet projects ahead of time because you know they may fail. When you're a big star and you lie, the publicists of other stars back you up because they are happy that their clients were mentioned by a big star like you.....
wow, even Luke Wilson's publicst won't back up these lies, meaning even B-Level wilson doesn't want to be associated with Box office Poison like Miss Simpson.
33. Posted by Snert on October 10, 2006 6:45 PM
Does this make Jessica stupid? Because professional screenwriters do the exact same thing.
34. Posted by ImmaAssClown on October 11, 2006 8:12 AM
yes Snert, yes it does.
that and endless amounts of other fodder she has provided the public with over the last few years.
that, my friend, makes her stupid (among other things)
35. Posted by Vagianta on October 11, 2006 9:24 PM
Has anyone noticed that Dina Lohan looks like Papa Joe in drag?
36. Posted by Fawlty on October 12, 2006 11:44 PM
Can anyone explain what the hell "He was trying to get Meg Ryan to be the Sigourney Weaver character." means? Are they implying it's a remake of "Working Girl" or something?
37. Posted by wtflalalala on October 13, 2006 1:25 AM
lol, this is the saddest thing i have heard. oh god, building trains and watching them crash...