Jessica Simpson is busting out of her shirt

Double D's baby. Daddy likey.

She definitely looks better when she's popping out. Otherwise, it's all fug.

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Yeah, her "flash" isn't deliberate at all. I hate this stupid biatch and her butt-chin.

MA MA!

YES!!!

bergdor616 is either gay or jealous

This is just plain tacky.

At least now that she's over Nick she can develop a few other interests.
Judging from her boots she's getting ready to go fly fishing. Good on her.
Boots - Start wading !

Are those new?

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I like to imagine John Mayer splooging all over Jessica's face because in the immortal words of Arnie in "Predator" he's "ONE UGLY MOTHERFUCKER!!"

I had boobs like that until I ran 8 miles every other day.

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Titties!!!

Good God allmighty I hate her guts. When she opens her mouth it is just a crap shoot as to the drivel that is about to be produced. And she as stupid as a box of leaves.

But damnit if she doesn't have an amazing set of breasts. Fuck, what a conundrum.

She is the defining example of how hard it is to be a man. You want SO BAD to cover those lovely fun pillows with you man-goo, but you know that at some point you would have to listen to her talk.

Nature is a cruel mistress.

For clearer / untagged pics of J. Simpleton, go here:

http://hotcelebs.byethost33.com/?p=1230#more-1230

PS - Check out the titties on the old gal in Pic #1. Ginourmous!

Brain, would you fuck her?

I'm pretty sure that's intentional poppage.

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Ferret, you made a ferret sandwich out of me!

How sick is this? That father is disgusting, and I can't believe that Jessica and Ashlee go along with it. As pervy as he is, it's unfathomable to me that he used to be a preacher!! What must his wife think?

Ferret, I'd fuck "every which way but loose!"

Yet just one more way this chick is waaaay overexposed. I wonder how many years left till the funbags rest on her knees whilst she takes a dump. Hows that man-goo holdin up ferret?

And I would hold the camera my friend...

#21 - Good point. Nice tits don't last forever. Thanks for the visual!

I think a good strategy for her (and Britney, and Lindsey, et.al.) would be to have some really racy, sexy, naked photo's done. Then just hold on to them for 10-15 years.

Once the 'girls' start drooping, sell the pix to Playboy, and have one last hurrah!

I notice shes picking her ass in that first pick, think pappa left a little babybatter up in there?

I do.

"Sweet melons"?

Yeahy, right. More like silicone-flavored melons.

Blech.

Bust away! Very nice! Now if she'd only get her nose fixed.

Looks like Jessica's taking the Pamela Anderson route to hold onto her celebrity. But gawd, at least Pam didn't need to do it until she was over 30!

her dad creeps me out!

Is it just me, or does the Fish load slower than Jessica doing a story problem? What gives?

I hate when my buttons pop open like that, always a bummer. At least she handled it well.

What? It was on purpose? Oh, well in that case, good bra choice, but don't wonder why no one can listen to you seriously Jessica... and it isn't because you wear your shirt like that, it is because of the stupid things you say.

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She looks good, no need to be jealous.

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ok, now she should stop spending money on boobie surgery and think about fixing up that face of hers. it would make a train take a dirt road.

thats tittiriffic!

I predict a Cinncinatti* bowtie in this bitches future.............

Jessica Simpson is the only famous woman I'd slept with.

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Even more creepy? The fact that he probably made the suggestion while lying in her bed, a scented candle burning in the corner, his robe open just enough to expose his package, and him making little claw motions in the air as he softly purrs her name.
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Hahaha - nice!

It is for publicity. Nick must be asking himself how to get his current woman and Jessica back to crib. Without the dad of course. :-)

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Who are you talking about #36?

Hey Stallion,

WTF is a Cincinnati bowtie? I know what a columbian necktie is, but I think its something different.

"For some odd reason, these pics are making me want to fuck a blonde leopard. Odd... I'd like to titty fuck her while bruising the bottom of her chin. As soon as she opened her mouth to say something 'poignant' like "OUCH!!!", SPLOOOSH... daddy juice all over her little Texas drawl box..."

- an excerpt from Joe Simpson's new autobiography and self help book "Properly Rearing Your Daughters: How To ALWAYS Cum In First"

@38 - I feel that Stallion is going to be hit or miss today, so I'll answer your 'cincinnati bowtie" question in his absence.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cincinnati+bowtie

Hey, did Joe take these pictures??

Don't forget, he has a "deal" going with the tabloids...

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Crazy Stuff...

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check out Jessica minus her panties on my page at www.mimun2.com

She looks like an SS officer in drag.

AND--it must be Big Boobie Bust-Out Night wherever she is.....check out the rack on the mamacita holding the door in the second picture.......as they say in the VW commercials, "Holy..."

GOD I am so sick of her boots. Next she'll come out wearing only thigh-high boots and a freaking zebra print bra. Oh, and a matching purse. Jesus, this is getting old. As I always say, HOARF!

Jrz - LOL! Big Boobie Bust Out Night... that was classic!

Delish.

Thanks B.E.

Now I know and knowing is half the battle.

Gawd, she's still around? I thought she overdosed on self tanner. Snore.

mmm...that's very nice....i actually kind of like her dad, lol