October 16, 2006
Jessica Simpson is busting out of her shirt
Jessica Simpson was spotted at Il Sole in West Hollywood with her leopard print bra busting out of her poorly buttoned shirt. Which sounds really good until you realize the whole idea was probably her dad's. Even more creepy? The fact that he probably made the suggestion while lying in her bed, a scented candle burning in the corner, his robe open just enough to expose his package, and him making little claw motions in the air as he softly purrs her name.
More of Jessica Simpson and her explosive cleavage after the jump.
NOTE: Don't think Joe Simpson is playing favorites. That creepy bastard doesn't discriminate when it comes to exposing his daughters' sweet melons.
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Comments
1. Posted by mrs.t on October 16, 2006 2:36 PM
Double D's baby. Daddy likey.
2. Posted by theblemish.com on October 16, 2006 2:37 PM
She definitely looks better when she's popping out. Otherwise, it's all fug.
http://theblemish.com
3. Posted by bergdof616 on October 16, 2006 2:42 PM
Yeah, her "flash" isn't deliberate at all. I hate this stupid biatch and her butt-chin.
4. Posted by ICouldn'tResist on October 16, 2006 2:44 PM
MA MA!
5. Posted by losenord on October 16, 2006 2:44 PM
YES!!!
6. Posted by ICouldn'tResist on October 16, 2006 2:46 PM
bergdor616 is either gay or jealous
7. Posted by Giggles on October 16, 2006 2:49 PM
This is just plain tacky.
8. Posted by Binky on October 16, 2006 2:51 PM
At least now that she's over Nick she can develop a few other interests.
Judging from her boots she's getting ready to go fly fishing. Good on her.
Boots - Start wading !
9. Posted by CelebSlam.com on October 16, 2006 2:58 PM
Are those new?
http://www.celebslam.com
10. Posted by Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest on October 16, 2006 3:03 PM
I like to imagine John Mayer splooging all over Jessica's face because in the immortal words of Arnie in "Predator" he's "ONE UGLY MOTHERFUCKER!!"
11. Posted by Wampoon.com on October 16, 2006 3:05 PM
I had boobs like that until I ran 8 miles every other day.
http://wampoon.com
12. Posted by Samuel L. Jackson on October 16, 2006 3:07 PM
Titties!!!
13. Posted by Angry Ferret Jones on October 16, 2006 3:15 PM
Good God allmighty I hate her guts. When she opens her mouth it is just a crap shoot as to the drivel that is about to be produced. And she as stupid as a box of leaves.
But damnit if she doesn't have an amazing set of breasts. Fuck, what a conundrum.
She is the defining example of how hard it is to be a man. You want SO BAD to cover those lovely fun pillows with you man-goo, but you know that at some point you would have to listen to her talk.
Nature is a cruel mistress.
14. Posted by Brain Embolism on October 16, 2006 3:16 PM
For clearer / untagged pics of J. Simpleton, go here:
http://hotcelebs.byethost33.com/?p=1230#more-1230
15. Posted by Angry Ferret Jones on October 16, 2006 3:17 PM
PS - Check out the titties on the old gal in Pic #1. Ginourmous!
16. Posted by Angry Ferret Jones on October 16, 2006 3:18 PM
Brain, would you fuck her?
17. Posted by sharkbite on October 16, 2006 3:18 PM
I'm pretty sure that's intentional poppage.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com
18. Posted by Brain Embolism on October 16, 2006 3:19 PM
Ferret, you made a ferret sandwich out of me!
19. Posted by Astriastar on October 16, 2006 3:19 PM
How sick is this? That father is disgusting, and I can't believe that Jessica and Ashlee go along with it. As pervy as he is, it's unfathomable to me that he used to be a preacher!! What must his wife think?
20. Posted by Brain Embolism on October 16, 2006 3:20 PM
Ferret, I'd fuck "every which way but loose!"
21. Posted by wizzbanger on October 16, 2006 3:21 PM
Yet just one more way this chick is waaaay overexposed. I wonder how many years left till the funbags rest on her knees whilst she takes a dump. Hows that man-goo holdin up ferret?
22. Posted by Angry Ferret Jones on October 16, 2006 3:22 PM
And I would hold the camera my friend...
23. Posted by Angry Ferret Jones on October 16, 2006 3:27 PM
#21 - Good point. Nice tits don't last forever. Thanks for the visual!
I think a good strategy for her (and Britney, and Lindsey, et.al.) would be to have some really racy, sexy, naked photo's done. Then just hold on to them for 10-15 years.
Once the 'girls' start drooping, sell the pix to Playboy, and have one last hurrah!
24. Posted by combustion8 on October 16, 2006 3:40 PM
I notice shes picking her ass in that first pick, think pappa left a little babybatter up in there?
I do.
25. Posted by BigJim on October 16, 2006 3:48 PM
"Sweet melons"?
Yeahy, right. More like silicone-flavored melons.
Blech.
26. Posted by Sarcastikus on October 16, 2006 3:50 PM
Bust away! Very nice! Now if she'd only get her nose fixed.
27. Posted by Tracie on October 16, 2006 3:55 PM
Looks like Jessica's taking the Pamela Anderson route to hold onto her celebrity. But gawd, at least Pam didn't need to do it until she was over 30!
28. Posted by Dory on October 16, 2006 4:09 PM
her dad creeps me out!
29. Posted by RenoScarab on October 16, 2006 4:15 PM
Is it just me, or does the Fish load slower than Jessica doing a story problem? What gives?
30. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on October 16, 2006 4:16 PM
I hate when my buttons pop open like that, always a bummer. At least she handled it well.
What? It was on purpose? Oh, well in that case, good bra choice, but don't wonder why no one can listen to you seriously Jessica... and it isn't because you wear your shirt like that, it is because of the stupid things you say.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
31. Posted by geneva4u on October 16, 2006 4:35 PM
She looks good, no need to be jealous.
http://www.geneva4u.blogspot.com/
32. Posted by bond on October 16, 2006 4:50 PM
ok, now she should stop spending money on boobie surgery and think about fixing up that face of hers. it would make a train take a dirt road.
33. Posted by NipsyHustle on October 16, 2006 6:26 PM
thats tittiriffic!
34. Posted by Italian Stallion on October 16, 2006 7:48 PM
I predict a Cinncinatti* bowtie in this bitches future.............
35. Posted by James on October 16, 2006 9:23 PM
Jessica Simpson is the only famous woman I'd slept with.
36. Posted by Shaun on October 16, 2006 9:52 PM
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Even more creepy? The fact that he probably made the suggestion while lying in her bed, a scented candle burning in the corner, his robe open just enough to expose his package, and him making little claw motions in the air as he softly purrs her name.
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Hahaha - nice!
It is for publicity. Nick must be asking himself how to get his current woman and Jessica back to crib. Without the dad of course. :-)
http://www.digital-six.net/
37. Posted by James on October 17, 2006 5:20 AM
Who are you talking about #36?
38. Posted by thebor on October 17, 2006 6:00 AM
Hey Stallion,
WTF is a Cincinnati bowtie? I know what a columbian necktie is, but I think its something different.
39. Posted by RichPort on October 17, 2006 6:11 AM
"For some odd reason, these pics are making me want to fuck a blonde leopard. Odd... I'd like to titty fuck her while bruising the bottom of her chin. As soon as she opened her mouth to say something 'poignant' like "OUCH!!!", SPLOOOSH... daddy juice all over her little Texas drawl box..."
- an excerpt from Joe Simpson's new autobiography and self help book "Properly Rearing Your Daughters: How To ALWAYS Cum In First"
40. Posted by Brain Embolism on October 17, 2006 6:47 AM
@38 - I feel that Stallion is going to be hit or miss today, so I'll answer your 'cincinnati bowtie" question in his absence.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cincinnati+bowtie
41. Posted by Triumph Insult Dog on October 17, 2006 6:51 AM
Hey, did Joe take these pictures??
Don't forget, he has a "deal" going with the tabloids...
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
42. Posted by NunoH on October 17, 2006 7:16 AM
Crazy Stuff...
http://omj.no.sapo.pt
43. Posted by idtboy on October 17, 2006 7:16 AM
check out Jessica minus her panties on my page at www.mimun2.com
44. Posted by jrzmommy on October 17, 2006 7:29 AM
She looks like an SS officer in drag.
45. Posted by jrzmommy on October 17, 2006 7:30 AM
AND--it must be Big Boobie Bust-Out Night wherever she is.....check out the rack on the mamacita holding the door in the second picture.......as they say in the VW commercials, "Holy..."
46. Posted by GirlyGirl on October 17, 2006 7:51 AM
GOD I am so sick of her boots. Next she'll come out wearing only thigh-high boots and a freaking zebra print bra. Oh, and a matching purse. Jesus, this is getting old. As I always say, HOARF!
47. Posted by GirlyGirl on October 17, 2006 7:52 AM
Jrz - LOL! Big Boobie Bust Out Night... that was classic!
48. Posted by Nikk The Templar on October 17, 2006 8:30 AM
Delish.
49. Posted by thebor on October 17, 2006 10:47 AM
Thanks B.E.
Now I know and knowing is half the battle.
50. Posted by Sassy on October 18, 2006 11:02 PM
Gawd, she's still around? I thought she overdosed on self tanner. Snore.