Oct 5 2006Jessica Biel might be Gumby

first! yipppppeeeeeee

All this time I haven't been working out because the gym is too expensive. I never knew I was such a sucker! The sidewalk is free - WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT!

Oh yeah, that's why... Because I'm young, have high, firm titties and I don't need to work out.

now all she needs is pokey as a sidekick. maybe Matthew McConaughey

Is she about to blow that guy? What CAN'T you do on a sidewalk?

Yay! It's Jessica Biel. Anyways.

wow.. all i need to have a body like that is a rubber ball and a parking meter? screw you bally's!

@4 She's got a big smile on her face looking right at his crotch. She's either smiling because she's happy to blow him or laughing because she can't find it.

Great talent to have if you're a plumber.

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Wow. I'd eat a bowl full of her diarreah.

F'ing H O T.

That isn't something she could have done at home?
We need to nip this trend in the bud, people. Do you really want to see photos of Paris or Kate Bosworth working out on a sidewalk like this? You all know that Superfish would post each and every eye-searing one of them.

At least it appears she earns her body, rather than starves it. She might do both.

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There are snarky things that I could say, but really all of that is overshadowed by one clear fact: I truly would like to have my way with her. Thanks.

I guess after The Illusionist flopped, she couldn't afford a gym membership anymore.

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I knew she got a Brazilian wax, but I didn't know she knew Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. This is the bitch that should have got a hold of Paris. I'd pay to see that shit..............

I just came.

Oh, and I call bullshit on the SF guy being "pretty familiar with the gym."

Guys who are familiar with the gym look like this: http://profiles.yahoo.com/therealbigjim68

They don't call me BigJim because of the size of my wang.

Why do these moron celebrities continue to work out RIGHT outside their gyms??

Are they really that gd starved for press??

Especially that lesbo Biel. It's not like she's a nobody who never gets in People or Us.

Pathetic.

Yay, Jessica! She looks great and healthy women are very attractive!!

I need to run a scam like this.

Step 1 - Super hot girl comes to my "gym."

Step 2 - Super hot girl writes me a check.

Step 3 - Send super hot girl out to the sidewalk to work out.

Step 4 - Cash the check and run like a banshee with diarhea.

she is the hottest grumpy i know!

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I think I just touched myself

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omg, could you imagine having sex with her? i need to start going to her gym.

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hey superfish dude, I need a closeup of her tat and while your at it, I need a closeup of her cunt also.

get to it, chop chop...

I think she is trying to do a cartwheel, someone should show her how to do it properly. Geez.

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Why is this girl forever exercising on the side walk???
I like this chick but geez! Something i can't stand is when i'm driving down the road and you see some jogger that's doing their strectches right there in front of everyone! Aren't you meant to stretch before you go out to exercise???

Bloody posers.

I would encourage my husband to hit that, just so I could watch that ass in motion.

@15.. I was wishing upon a star that they called you BigJim because of the size of your wang.

Your body looks fan-hot-tastic. Lovin it!

Guy-Pierre, your blog is about to become my homepage. The instructional post alone is well worth the admission price.

....and, I am waiting for the Stallion to come back here with both guns a-blazing....it seems that he will not take kindly to the same-sex body compliments. But I could be wrong.

Mmm yes, she's looking a little less muscley in these. I'm halfway hard.

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My goodness, the girl is working out. I could understand the rants and raves if she were smoking crack or snorting coke. Give the girl a break, at least she's healthy!

*Sighs*

#24:

You obviously don't exercise.
People work out in the heat to sweat and burn more fat. As for streching by the side of the road? Jeez, louise, muscles get tired, cramped and need to constantly stretched....... Like I wrote earlier, you obviously DON'T WORK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!

The Gays love BigJim....

and so do I...

http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com/2006/10/im-completely-and-totally-speechless.html

oh man..... couldn't laugh hard enough...

Bigjim, thanks for clearing us up on that whole big penis rumor.

She needs to stop working out her chest before she starts to look like Arnold. Seriously, look at her funbags, they're more nonexistant than before.

God, I want her. She is soooo freakin fine. Gimme, gimme, gimme....

#31 Calm down man - i was just giving my opinion! I wasn't saying anything was wrong with exercising outside i said stretching outside in public was weird!

oh yeah and i go to a place called a gym - ever heard of one? If i exercised outside there would be too many guys having to grab their handy dandy notebooks.

Anyone have a keyboard I could borrow? Mines is a little sticky.

She's extremely fuckable, and she knows it

I would sell my grandmother to see this girl naked.

Guy, I'm flattered, but I'm afraid I don't swing that way.

kris: that hubby of yours going out of town any time soon?

@27&28.. mrs.t, thank you so much for the word of encouragement. It's alot of hard (that word always makes me giggle) work/fun. Both the blog and the sexual doings.
Stallion is a sweet, sweet man.

Mr41.. A fellow always has his dreams.

So Graceful...so tasteful.

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***WHAT THE HELL?***

Stop what you are doing at follow the link at # 33!!

For the love of all that is sacred, that is the gayest thing I have ever seen!

Krisdylee and Ferret--

It's pretty damn bad when the best looking one of the lot is William H. Macy, don'tcha think?

Speechless just about covers it, yeah. And nauseating...

If she were so retarded I'd give her a "workout" and not in public like this staged crap.

definitely the best ass in Hollywood... no question...

I know exactly where she works out and you don't.

Jesus, what's with these chicks on the frickin' sidewalk? I know Jessica Biel and Kate Beckinsale are B-list celebrities and don't get the big parts, but I've just got your standard-type job and I can afford a 24-hour Fitness membership - I'm sure they could spring for even the multi-club LA Fitness deal on what they make. Yo, ladies, actions at this level of pathetic-ness to get attention do not make you a hot commodity, they make you look like a sad attention slut.

Damn. I may just see another erection in my lifetime just thinking of what that mink go do in the sack. Not sure though, after that Carter-Carrot bullshit.

Isn't she the one with the monster tongue? I wanna see her stick that huge thing out and lick her own butt!

#10 Kate Bosworth would snap in half if she tried to do something like that. Hmm actually that might be entertaining to watch.

The girl has got some nice arms but I bet I can wrestle her to the ground, even tho I'm 5 feet and probably weigh as half as her. I'll just hit her in the face with my steel ass and it's TKO, bitch.

Might be? I'd say she is! derpa derp derk derp derk.

Mmmmm ... flexalicious! I'd be all over her like a hungry terrier on Alpo. Particularly after spreading Alpo all over her lovely little body, then having to lick it off to get to the real good stuff.

Thanks alot. Obviously the standard jeans construction of rugged denim and a brass zipper offers no protection against involuntarily tearing through my pants and knocking my coffee cup out of my hands. Just imagine trying to explain that one to your co-workers... I nearly bruised my own chin; that's the first time that's ever happened. I will never, I repeat, NEVER again mix Cialis, Ginseng, esctasy, and weed before knowingly viewing pics of Bielicious getting all sweaty, bendy and twisty. I love the way she's staring at trainer boy's crotch. I'm off to buy the 7th Heaven DVD collection, a bottle of Jergens and some wet naps. And Mr. Fish owes me a new pair of jeans and a first aid kit for my scalded johnson.

I...JUST...LOVE...HER...MAN!

She is a black dude's dream! Oh, sorry,uh, she a very upstanding woman and I'm an upstanding man...IN MY PANTS!

(I'm sorry, it had to be said.)

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figures

#33 - I commented before reading the thread, stumbled onto your ominously Masonic post number, and clicked on the link. JESUS H FUCKING CHRIST IN A HANDBASKET!!! I though John T playing tonsil hockey on the way to the plane was fruity, but this may well be one of the oddest, most bile inducing, images I've ever seen. You win the "Mu eyes!!! I'm bliiiiind!!!" award for the thread. Talk about juxtaposing the beauty with the fucking beasts...

#33

That is one image I would have never expected to see. Those four frolicking in a lake together. Holy monkey!

That does not look like my workout. Maybe that is why I have a gut. How can real women who actually work for a living still have a life, eat well, and have a body like that? I cannot give up the occasional chicken wing for beauty. I bet that bitch does not light farts. We all have to have our special talents!

OMG! I love that position. the girl wraps her leg around your neck while you play a game of rear entry gentry...

Jessica your are a true master!

the last time I tried to do that at a shopping center I had a net thrown on me.

I'm not sure it was necessary to take 28 pictures of her throwing a ball.

#64 - My johnson respectfully disagrees.

#3, everyone knows that Tori Spelling is Pokey...

wow, that's hot ... I wish I had a video of that in slow motion!
-Ben
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Yummy!!! Remember X17s photos of her "making out" with her friend?
http://www.exposay.com/i-am-seriously-going-to-need-a-minute-here-people/v/4404/

Yummy!!! Remember X17s photos of her "making out" with her friend?
http://www.exposay.com/i-am-seriously-going-to-need-a-minute-here-people/v/4404/

Why is she famous? Seriously who gives a shit about this fatass.

fatass = she has a giant ass

Actually I like watching girl like her practicing on sidewalk, than drunken rednecks on they way home. I don't get why this mind you? At least she is on fresh air.

my wang is in love

I have nothing bad to say about JB. She's beautiful, healthy and apparently down to earth.

I actually did that same move on the icy sidewalk in front of the drug store..

yeah, super flexible rubber bones help