October 30, 2006
Jessica Alba has sex in the ocean
Jessica Alba and her boyfriend Cash Warren were spotted what looks like having sex in the ocean. Or group calisthenics. It's hard to tell without my x-ray goggles. Although for the sake of my own amusement let's just go ahead and assume they're doing it. A bit disappointing though, since I always imagined seeing photos of Jessica Alba having public sex would be a bigger deal than this. Ya know, some scented candles, a few fireworks, and maybe a big banner hanging across the room that says "Congratulations, penis!"
Some more of Jessica Alba having sex in the ocean after the jump, although none of them are any more informative.
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Comments
1. Posted by Kg on October 30, 2006 2:57 PM
A kingdom for x-ray goggles!
2. Posted by CelebSlam.com on October 30, 2006 3:03 PM
I've never wanted to be salt water so bad in my life
http://www.celebslam.com
3. Posted by Madrid Marriott on October 30, 2006 3:06 PM
Nice for the bearded clam to be exposed to its native environment.
4. Posted by guest1234567 on October 30, 2006 3:07 PM
She won't pose nude, so as not to embarrass her father. But she will have sex in public when she knows she is always surronded by cameras. WTF is wrong with this logic?
5. Posted by miss.minxy on October 30, 2006 3:11 PM
Oh c'mon!!! They're not having sex in the ocean, they're just hugging. Don't you guys know that it's not so pleasant for the girl?
6. Posted by Shaun on October 30, 2006 3:11 PM
That's not hitin' it. They are cuddling in the water. Nothing else.
LOL @ Poster 3. Funny! :-)
http://www.digital-six.net
7. Posted by RichPort on October 30, 2006 3:12 PM
Meat always has a longer shelf life when salted and cured. And I apologize for not turning around in those pics, but cameras have this weird side effect of turning me psycho. I was likely to run ashore and beat the photogs with my enormous johnson rather than cloaking it in its intended sheath, Ms. Alba (or as I like to call her, the Off Shore Whore).
8. Posted by BigJim on October 30, 2006 3:28 PM
A Haiku about bad web design:
Digital Six sucks
Shaun is a shitty web guy
I hope he dies soon
Oh, and that wasn't her boyfriend, it was me. And we were having sex.
9. Posted by saradevil on October 30, 2006 3:32 PM
right after those pictures were taken the boyfriend was eaten by a great white shark...the same shark that wants to eat jessica's father so she can pose nude....da-da-daaaaa!!!
10. Posted by slantingthroughdarkness on October 30, 2006 3:37 PM
Why do I feel like I'm watching a Discovery Channel special on spawning salmon?
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
11. Posted by Madrid Marriott on October 30, 2006 3:40 PM
So Richport and BigJim both had their penises in Jessica Alba in these photos (#7 and #8). Either they're into some nautical double-penetration (and neither are as well endowed as advertised), they're the same person, or someone is unoriginal.
12. Posted by BigJim on October 30, 2006 3:44 PM
I admit to being unoriginal. That will teach me to post without reading previous postings.
Curse you, Rich!
13. Posted by RichPort on October 30, 2006 3:50 PM
BigJim was scuba diving and clandestinely penetrated from the exit hole. Thank goodness swords were not crossed... I swear the look of ecstasy was my doing... though pic #7 clearly shows when BJ made his move. She thought it was my entire arm (she likes that) until I did the "Look ma, no hands!!!" move...
Scuba dive elsewhere you Canadian stealth fucker!!!
14. Posted by flashback on October 30, 2006 3:59 PM
jesus christ he's living my dream
http://gamespitter.blogspot.com/
15. Posted by RichPort on October 30, 2006 4:06 PM
#11 - No false advertising, it's enormous. If you look anything remotely like Ms. Alba, I'll be happy to give you a good ocean fucking in full view of the camera jockeys... just beware of the Canadian stingray... of course if you're a bowser, well you just have to go to the shower and pretend. Oh and tell my wife I got killed in the war...
16. Posted by krisdylee on October 30, 2006 4:12 PM
Yep, havin' sex in water.... Nothing like getting the biggest douche a vagina will ever experience.....
17. Posted by assfacecocknocker on October 30, 2006 4:12 PM
id hit it! (that dude in the face, then bang jess in the ocean some more)
18. Posted by EricaDanielle on October 30, 2006 4:24 PM
I actually think these pictures are cute. I love her so.
19. Posted by assfacecocknocker on October 30, 2006 4:28 PM
if i was a whale (i sorta am cos of my giant cock) near by i would swim up and hit that from the other end for an interspecies 3 way.
20. Posted by Dory on October 30, 2006 4:32 PM
For people having sex she really dosn't seem that interested, unless of course shes one of those people who just lay/sit/be held there with no expression, no enthusiasm, No Fun!
21. Posted by Jade - The Gossip Girls on October 30, 2006 4:36 PM
They may be playing around but they're definitely not having sex. Ugh would you have sex in the ocean. Eewwww! Salt, Sharks, Bacteria - no thank you very much.
Jade
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net
Everyone Loves the Gossip Girls!
22. Posted by Soh!B on October 30, 2006 4:43 PM
I wish I had a snorkler. I'd do some crazy shit with it in that scenario.
23. Posted by blanket jefferson on October 30, 2006 5:05 PM
um she is hot,and im not even a dude.
but i dont think they are bumping uglies.
24. Posted by assfacecocknocker on October 30, 2006 5:12 PM
#22 i would pay to see that.
25. Posted by Kristin on October 30, 2006 5:39 PM
She's so hot.
26. Posted by HollyJ on October 30, 2006 5:41 PM
No way they're having sex unless he's the most boring lay on earth. Her expression is completly blase. Except that next-to-the-last one, where it's possible he accidentally poked her asstube instead. =0
27. Posted by pixelbasic on October 30, 2006 5:45 PM
The more shocking thing is "Jessica Alba has Sex..."
28. Posted by urwrong on October 30, 2006 5:49 PM
"Who wants to brave those bronze beauties
Lying in the sun
With their long soft hair falling
Flying as they run
Oh they smile so shy
And they flirt so well
And they lay you down so fast
Till you look straight up and say
Oh lord
Am I really here at lost"
29. Posted by Kiki on October 30, 2006 6:07 PM
"Congratulations, Penis!"
OMG that reeked of awesome-ness!!
30. Posted by Saera on October 30, 2006 6:19 PM
LOLZZZZZZ, "Congratulations, Penis!"
I absoleutly love your hilarious comments, Superficial.
31. Posted by Ambassador of Sexy on October 30, 2006 6:22 PM
http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2006/10/30/jessica_alba_sex_in_ocean_08.jpg
Yeah, that's not a great orgasm face...
32. Posted by seyoboy on October 30, 2006 6:33 PM
She is so hot
http://celebcorner.blogspot.com/
33. Posted by amajean040904 on October 30, 2006 6:47 PM
hay these pics are so old see look at this (2nd pic)
http://forum.anothersite.co.uk/showthread.php?t=93864&highlight=Jessica+Alba
there from 08-07-2006 (well thats when they were posted)
34. Posted by James on October 30, 2006 8:08 PM
Ewwww. He can have her I don't want THAT. He'll cry when his dick falls off from banging a girl everyone has had.
35. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on October 30, 2006 8:21 PM
Looks like the perfect setting for a waterproof sex toy! Reminds of a great vacation I had once. Memory...
All alone in the moonlight...
I can smile at the old days...
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/waterproof-vibrators.htm
36. Posted by VKS on October 30, 2006 9:03 PM
um... they aren't having sex. you can clearly see the reflection of his yellow swim trunks in the water. they're up around his waist. AND TRUST ME, NO GIRL WANTS SALT WATER SHOVED UP HER COOCH, not matter how horny she may be at the time. that's pain, there.
37. Posted by Raebees on October 30, 2006 9:08 PM
They are so having sex. I've had sex in the ocean three times and that's exactly what it looks like!
38. Posted by Raebees on October 30, 2006 9:10 PM
Salt water does not hurt the cooch. I mean it didn't hurt mine. And his ween could be coming out from under his shorts ya know! Think about it! It's not that hard people.
39. Posted by combustion8 on October 30, 2006 10:18 PM
wow, she's clingy.
40. Posted by whitenavel on October 31, 2006 3:03 AM
First.
41. Posted by andrew-film on October 31, 2006 5:01 AM
Second.
I either don't think they're having sex. They've been seeing each other for what, 3 years now? After 3 years the lust for sex is diminishing. Yeah, with some average girl, but not with Alba! But pumping salt up your crotch isn't a very pleasant thing. Masochism? Oh, yeah!
42. Posted by jrzmommy on October 31, 2006 6:09 AM
there's really not much to say here.
43. Posted by PrettyBaby on October 31, 2006 7:14 AM
Good Morning and Happy Halloween everyone!
(I realize that I am overly perky today:)
Richport- You are funny as hell- "Thank goodness swords were not crossed" Too funny!
Also love Madrid Marriott!
Anyway, I think this Jess is cute but her stupid dance movies are annoying other than that- they are probably not boinking but if it gets all you dudes going then fantasize away!!
44. Posted by Bogart on October 31, 2006 1:09 PM
no they're not, yes they are, no they're not, yes they are, no they're not, yes they are... I'm telling mother!
45. Posted by JohnniePolo on October 31, 2006 7:00 PM
37. Posted by Raebees on October 30, 2006 9:08 PM
They are so having sex. I've had sex in the ocean three times and that's exactly what it looks like!
Was it good for that snapping turtle too?
46. Posted by lohans8ball on October 31, 2006 10:23 PM
Jeez if I'm doin it with her and she has those looks on her face I'm pullin out.
47. Posted by Mike on November 1, 2006 11:40 AM
These pics gave me a boner. Just wanted to share that.
48. Posted by Nikky Raney on November 7, 2006 2:56 PM
what the hell is HE wearing?
49. Posted by Nikky Raney on November 7, 2006 2:57 PM
they dont really look like they're having sex. :\
50. Posted by Nikky Raney on November 7, 2006 2:58 PM
is that yellow thing in the ocean her panties or his or what?