October 4, 2006
Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn break up
Us Weekly's cover story is that Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston have split. A source close to Vince says the split happened just before he left for London to begin work and that Vince told the source: "It's not common knowledge, but we're not together anymore. We've split up." Additionally, a friend of Jennifer confirmed: "They're 100% done."
No specific reason was given for the split, but I suspect it might have something to do with them being the two most grumpy human beings on the planet Earth. The only person I've seen who's more consistently bitter is my friend Dan, and he was born with a pair of testicles on is face.
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Comments
1. Posted by Italian Stallion on October 4, 2006 10:48 AM
I really don't thimk she's that hot anyway, bitch has a nice body though.............
2. Posted by Italian Stallion on October 4, 2006 10:49 AM
think*
3. Posted by pinky_nip on October 4, 2006 10:52 AM
She's about as sexy as a pussy fart.
4. Posted by combustion8 on October 4, 2006 10:53 AM
bet she cries herself to sleep every night knowing she once had brad pitt bwahahaha ...dumb slut.
5. Posted by Philip Ramirez on October 4, 2006 10:55 AM
Vince Vaughn is funnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyy.
6. Posted by suzy on October 4, 2006 10:55 AM
i heard on the radio this morning, that Vince told her that she has bad or ugly hair.. something was wrong with her hair..
i dunno.. but then they got into a fight and reconciled...
and now this.. so i dont know which rumor is a fact.
7. Posted by DrDanny on October 4, 2006 10:57 AM
#3: Some of us find PFs _quite_ sexy!
8. Posted by mrs.t on October 4, 2006 10:58 AM
Vince had a problem with her hair???
That can only mean.......
VVLTC!!!!!!!
9. Posted by RichPort on October 4, 2006 10:58 AM
In other news, water is wet... details at 11.
10. Posted by bigponie on October 4, 2006 11:05 AM
It was bound to happen when she stopped laughing at his jokes.
11. Posted by GirlyGirl on October 4, 2006 11:06 AM
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....
Huh? What happened??
12. Posted by slantingthroughdarkness on October 4, 2006 11:20 AM
I feel sorry for Jen. I know what it's like to be dumped by Vince Vaughn (come back snookums).
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
13. Posted by 10pennypixel.com on October 4, 2006 11:33 AM
Mwahaha!
http://www.10pennypixel.com/
14. Posted by krisdylee on October 4, 2006 11:46 AM
Thank God.....
15. Posted by Brain Embolism on October 4, 2006 11:53 AM
#3 pinky_nip - Don't mean to sound repetitive, but that was another hum-dinger.
Queef:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=%0D%0AQueef
16. Posted by sharkbite on October 4, 2006 11:59 AM
What a surprise. Yawn.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
17. Posted by IFuckingHateYou on October 4, 2006 12:00 PM
I've got Jennifer starting a new profession.
I'm tying a piece of string between her nipples and she's going to be the prop for my tight-rope walking flea attraction. Big money maker, I'm certain of it.
Seriously, she's kinda hot, but I LOVE those nipples, they're always standing at attention, doesn't matter if she's got on a two sweaters and a parka, they're poking through.
18. Posted by Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest on October 4, 2006 12:01 PM
I thought they weren't together in the first place? Vince, if a broad won't admit to being with you in public thats a pretty good indication that your nothing but rebound material. She ain't even hot and she looks like a lame lay (could be wrong).
19. Posted by shmoody on October 4, 2006 12:02 PM
I have a feeling that Vince told her that he is in fact the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.
20. Posted by Italian Stallion on October 4, 2006 12:03 PM
LoL @ 9.........also stay tuned for exclusive footage of Tom Cruise coming out of the closet!!!!!!!!!
21. Posted by shmoody on October 4, 2006 12:07 PM
What are the odd a sex tape exists?
22. Posted by littlerosa on October 4, 2006 12:11 PM
#4 - combustion8: What makes her a "dumb slut"? Now, Angelina Jolie is a dumb slut. Jennifer is neither dumb nor a slut. Brad cheated on Jennifer, not the other way around. Brad's a dumb slut and he's now with a dumb slut. They're a perfectly dumb slutty couple.
23. Posted by RichPort on October 4, 2006 12:16 PM
#20 - No shit... I didn't know I logged into obvious dot fucking com... I mean, what the fucking fuck?
24. Posted by CelebSlam.com on October 4, 2006 12:19 PM
Did you Vince Vaughn is like 7 feet tall?
http://www.celebslam.com
25. Posted by shell on October 4, 2006 12:28 PM
Haven't they been done quite a few times now?
26. Posted by Wampoon.com on October 4, 2006 12:33 PM
I'm with TEAM Vaughn!
http://wampoon.com
27. Posted by serial snarkalec on October 4, 2006 12:42 PM
I've never seen him not looking like he was drooling or her not looking like she was holding in one endless toke. A perfect couple, I don't understand.
28. Posted by Star Maker Machinery on October 4, 2006 1:06 PM
Vince obviously didn't learn his lesson from the whole Tom Cruise debacle. He's wearing a Panama hat for chrissakes ... might as well just wear a rainbow sash around his tucked-in dick.
29. Posted by Spindoc on October 4, 2006 1:07 PM
Their Movie is done, and now is coming out on DVD. They don't need the publicity anymore..i.e. they are now "Broken up"
30. Posted by Eye-Dish Lass on October 4, 2006 1:29 PM
Jennifer Aniston and John Stamos (2 Greeks) should just get married (they needn't even f'ing meet), and hurry the f up and spit out 3 kids....George, George, and George. And they can at least share a laugh that Rebecca Romijn already lost it and Brad Pitt is as happy with that drag queen as JT is with Cameron Diaz and her gothic hair.
31. Posted by dFotze on October 4, 2006 2:18 PM
GOD! Why is everybody so mean?? I don't know her personally, but she seems like a cute girl. I felt so bad for her getting replaced by superwoman Angelina Jolie, I mean who wants to go through THAT, and now she's getting dumped by her rebound. That's pretty harsh. Have some compassion, will ya?
32. Posted by Italian Stallion on October 4, 2006 3:13 PM
@31 wrong site moron, try weloveeveryone.com............
33. Posted by Binky on October 4, 2006 3:14 PM
She finally realized that Vince has no jokes. He just acts like he's like... 14 - and then a movie crew is brought in.
After a while the interest thins...because it isn't an act...
34. Posted by gossipmonger on October 4, 2006 3:23 PM
Regarding dFotze's post-really dear, you're at the wrong
site. The Superficial is ALL about deflating the over
inflated that is Hollywood!
You really should leave now before you sustain permanent injuries to your oh-so-Pollyanna like outlook on life.
35. Posted by RichPort on October 4, 2006 3:28 PM
#31 - Stallion's right, welovestupidfucks.cum is where you meant to go. You shouldn't have made that last turn out of Idiotville... what are they gonna do without their mayor?
36. Posted by Freaka on October 4, 2006 5:24 PM
Vince is a moron with a gambling problem who likes to sleep with a different groupie every night. The man is not relationship material and he and Maniston were never together. Trust me. There were never any plans to get engaged because they were never in a real relationship. It was all a publicity stunt. So please don't ask for compassion for Maniston.
37. Posted by youdontsay on October 4, 2006 5:43 PM
#17 - I know she used to do stupid shit before auditions like put stuff in her bra so her nipples poked out... she told her roomate to do it and she'd get more work.
They have these things now you can put in your bra to make it look like hard nipples. She probably uses those, based on the other story.... at least I'd assume now that she's got $$$ she's still not using m&m's or whatever it was. I think it might have even been posted in an old Craigslist.
Whatever. It has obviously worked for her.
Though I've never unerstood how people can think she's "nice" and "personable"... Is it THAT probable... that a girl who grows up in an acting family in Los Angeles, with divorced parents who bickered and fought with eachother constantly, has been spoiled from birth, who has been dumped by man after man, all of whom from generally most accounts are really good, nice, commitment-minded guys, who on top of all this always looks sour and put out by having to deal with a life she not only chose, but put effort into attaining... if you really look at a whole picture of her and not just interviews when she is "on" for America, does it REALLY seem that she is that nice and sweet?! I just don't get it!
38. Posted by Binky on October 4, 2006 6:29 PM
My sources tell me Jen actually thought her publicist was hooking her up with Vince 'GILL' - and she was unware who this teen-wanna-be was for a number of months.
But after attending a few Chug Parties at the local High School - she began to question his maturity...
39. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on October 4, 2006 6:32 PM
@32
Oh go pick on someone at your own level, good grief. Tender hearted people have rights too! Sob!
- President of the bleeding hearts club
40. Posted by NotANiceGirl on October 4, 2006 6:40 PM
I thought they weren't officially together? I mean I always buy property with "friends" I think he was tired of being her post Brad arm candy
41. Posted by pixel killya on October 4, 2006 7:09 PM
Jennifer flushed down the Caniston.
42. Posted by biatcho on October 4, 2006 7:23 PM
i wouldn't mind having the sexual intercourse with that man. My husband might, but I sure as hell wouldn't.
43. Posted by KelKel on October 5, 2006 12:34 AM
She seems a bit needy and clingy...ol vince boy is better off.
44. Posted by Sassy on October 5, 2006 4:37 AM
It was all a publicity sham anyway. And anyone who thinks otherwise should know the word gullible has been removed from the dictionary.
45. Posted by Slinx on October 10, 2006 6:50 PM
Jennifer is all Chin...