October 25, 2006
Gisele Bundchen ruins Halloween
Gisele Bundchen attended the Moet & Chandon Fashion Tribute yesterday looking like that tool who shows up to your Halloween party dressed as "Normal Guy" and he's just got on jeans and a t-shirt. Only instead of "Normal Guy" she came as "Crazy Button Lady" and just pinned a bunch of buttons to her shirt. You know what's a good costume? A mummy. Or a police officer. But not Mrs. Insane Button Collector person.
A couple more of Gisele making an ass out of herself after the jump.
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Comments
1. Posted by asbo on October 25, 2006 9:20 AM
owned
2. Posted by asbo on October 25, 2006 9:22 AM
I deem you all gayers
3. Posted by asbo on October 25, 2006 9:23 AM
GAYERS
4. Posted by sharkbite on October 25, 2006 9:23 AM
Such a half-assed mask on her face, too. Gross.
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5. Posted by l3irdy on October 25, 2006 9:24 AM
Beautiful or not...only a FREAK would date Leo for as long as she did!
6. Posted by Binky on October 25, 2006 9:26 AM
She looks like the movie the guy made with the PC.
7. Posted by pinky_nip on October 25, 2006 9:28 AM
I don't think it's a costume. It's from the Derelicte campaign.
8. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on October 25, 2006 9:37 AM
Great 70's era Cher costume on the douchebag she brought as a fashion accessory.
9. Posted by defaultbunny on October 25, 2006 9:42 AM
gah! nevermind her though...what about the skeevey guy shes hanging off of and his "mask". Its like he went rummaging through her gift wrapping supplies and came up with an extra swath of crinolin ribbon and went "ah-ha! theres my costume!"
Get a hair cut you hippy!
10. Posted by ponk on October 25, 2006 9:45 AM
She's dressed as one of the Village People, the Village Idiot.
11. Posted by slantingthroughdarkness on October 25, 2006 9:45 AM
It looks like someone punched her in the face repeatedly.
Oh my God. She didn't go to the party with Paul McCartney, did she?
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12. Posted by Don Boogie on October 25, 2006 9:45 AM
Is "hitting that" something that I might be interested in? Why yes. Yes it is.
13. Posted by Angry Ferret Jones on October 25, 2006 9:46 AM
This reminds me of something my Great Aunt Eunice used to say. She would bend down, look me right in the eye and say "Girls with nice tits can do whatever they want. They can wear what they want, and they can say what they want."
Then she would doze off on the couch with a lit cigarette still in her hand.
Mr Fish, I have a costume idea for you. You can be "I Will Never Get Pussy as Nice as Giselle In A Million Fucking Years" Man.
I'd hit it, Fish would hit it, hell even my Aunt Eunice would hit that.
Leo D is an ignorant little pube hair. She was the best thing to ever happen to that little half-a-man.
14. Posted by fruit salad head on October 25, 2006 9:46 AM
With all that flare, I'm sure she'd make employee of the month at Chotchkie's.
"You know what, Stan, if you want me to wear 37 pieces of flair, like your pretty boy over there, Brian, why don't you just make the minimum 37 pieces of flair?"
15. Posted by Angry Ferret Jones on October 25, 2006 9:48 AM
#7 - Nip, you are killing me today!
"Why don't you Deri-lick my balls, El Capitain?"
hehehe.
Blue Steel mother fuckers!!!!
16. Posted by Anastasia_Beaverhausen on October 25, 2006 9:59 AM
What's she doing with Anthony Kiedis circa 1990s?
17. Posted by PrettyBaby on October 25, 2006 10:03 AM
What a stupid half-assed attempt at a sexy costume! But she is hot so I'll let her pass for now.
By the way, I HATE when chics wear unsexy costumes for Halloween. This Sat. I'm having a huge bash and if one damn chic shows up dressed as either 1. A Stick of Gum or 2. An M&M. She will be tossed out on her unattractive arse. Off the soapbox now.
18. Posted by CelebSlam.com on October 25, 2006 10:03 AM
At least she has nice tits
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19. Posted by RichPort on October 25, 2006 10:05 AM
She should come aa a mummy with her store-bought fun bags exposed, using ice cubes on her nipples as her prop. Then we can all get mini pretzels and do a little ring toss. She excites me not... she just makes me want some fucking hay.
20. Posted by jrzmommy on October 25, 2006 10:08 AM
that "mask" makes her ass look HUGE!
21. Posted by Italian Stallion on October 25, 2006 10:23 AM
I hope she is Sure.........
22. Posted by camabron on October 25, 2006 10:24 AM
She's got massive artificial tits too...ughhh
23. Posted by BeautifulNightmare on October 25, 2006 10:25 AM
OK, did the invite say "dress like a jackass" or did she just choose to do so?
24. Posted by mbarkr on October 25, 2006 10:26 AM
@18. No doubt. I don't care what kinda halloween outfit she's got on. It can look just as crappy on my floor as it does on her. It's the kick ass body UNDER the outfit I wanta hit. Can you imagine that ass up in the air. I can, and I ... umm... I be right back.
25. Posted by RichPort on October 25, 2006 10:27 AM
Thanks Stallion... now I can't get that fucking commercial out of my head...
26. Posted by PapaHotNuts on October 25, 2006 10:28 AM
Homeless models are people too.
27. Posted by cv on October 25, 2006 10:29 AM
The haters are just losers who are still living in the basements of their mothers' houses. Or maybe they're PC users with no sense of humor. ;-)
Yeah, they should all get "We will never screw a hot chick" t-shirts.
28. Posted by GossipMonkey on October 25, 2006 10:37 AM
she looks like an asshole. but she is smokin hot from the neck down. i'm a chick and i would definitely meet her downtown for lunch.
29. Posted by RichPort on October 25, 2006 10:39 AM
She reminds me of this old lady that walks around New York City with iguanas all over her. The Iguana lady has great fake tits too.
30. Posted by RichPort on October 25, 2006 10:40 AM
#27 - Or we could always just borrow yours.
31. Posted by tits_on_snack on October 25, 2006 10:43 AM
LOLOL HEHE I'M A MODEL LOL
32. Posted by macheteseduction on October 25, 2006 10:45 AM
She looks like a hooker. Last time she takes fashion advice from a 7 year old meth addict.
33. Posted by yuckyfresh on October 25, 2006 10:52 AM
dude, when you look like that you can wear whatever you want whenever you want. you can even wear nothing at all. even to church. i recommend that.
34. Posted by yuckyfresh on October 25, 2006 10:54 AM
is that marilyn manson on her arm?
35. Posted by yuckyfresh on October 25, 2006 10:55 AM
his costume is "normal guy", except it actually is a costume and he doesn't even look normal.
36. Posted by commissioner on October 25, 2006 10:55 AM
#14
Funny, I thought of Office Space when I saw her, too.
37. Posted by shmoody on October 25, 2006 11:16 AM
You know where that costume would look great ... on the floor next to my bed.
Good lord people a very hot woman is wearing a costume that shows off her rather impressive cleavage, has a skirt that is slit all the way up the middle for easy access, and is looks to be made of a material that can easily be torn off, AND some are complaining because it has buttons on it.
Am I the only hetrosexual male here?
38. Posted by kate on October 25, 2006 11:28 AM
She was putting on her pieces of flair, people.
39. Posted by kate on October 25, 2006 11:29 AM
Oh crap, I didn't see #14. I was wondering why no one picked up on the flair thing.
40. Posted by cole007 on October 25, 2006 11:39 AM
"I don't think it's a costume. It's from the Derelicte campaign."
PURRRRRFECT...
she should dere-lick your balls, capitan...
the dress has nice lining - it's too bad she fucked it all up with that denim vest with Chotchkie's flair all over it. Why doesn't she just wear fishnet from head to toe next time and skip the mask? let's get real, honey. stop swimming with monkeys and put on a condom dress. Or a trash bag loincloth.
41. Posted by schmotze on October 25, 2006 11:59 AM
her nip is hanging out in the first picture
42. Posted by Baroness on October 25, 2006 1:00 PM
Nice canteloupe-halves implants there, Gisele.
43. Posted by ElatedPornStar on October 25, 2006 1:16 PM
Just a sample of her snatch and I could die a happy man.
A very happy man.
With a large penis.
Very large.
And succulent.
44. Posted by becca11 on October 25, 2006 2:37 PM
at least shes not chubby and pumpkin headed like scarlett
45. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on October 25, 2006 2:39 PM
Crap, that is what I was going to wear, damn her for stealing my costume!
Now I guess I will have to go in my second choice which is a really scary one... a Pete Dougherty mask!
46. Posted by Sara Luppino on October 25, 2006 3:10 PM
Did a sewing machine explode on her or something.
Despite what your mother said kids, buttons are in. But only if there is more buttons on your clothes than there is starving children in Somalia
47. Posted by Sara Luppino on October 25, 2006 3:13 PM
And you know the sad thing...
The truth is that ugly dress prolly cost over $10,000... and took 7 weeks and 10 japanesse 8 year olds to sew together.
48. Posted by intoGOSSIP on October 25, 2006 10:22 PM
Someone call the fashion police!
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49. Posted by 1-Ton on October 26, 2006 6:43 AM
Save Hedonistica!
50. Posted by SpazzCat71 on October 26, 2006 9:44 AM
#41, thank you--I thought I was imagining it......
51. Posted by heartbreaker on October 27, 2006 1:46 AM
I also thought I was imagining her nipple!
52. Posted by female canuck on October 27, 2006 7:27 PM
that freak, her date? $10 bucks he used Lohan's "nylons" to create that mask for his head.
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