October 3, 2006
George Clooney is crafty
In the November issue of Vanity Fair George Clooney says he wants to go out with as many people as possible to put photographers out of business. He says:
"Here is my theory on debunking photographs in magazines, you know, the paparazzi photographs. I want to spend every single night for three months going out with a different famous actress. You know, Halle Berry one night, Salma Hayek the next, and then walk on the beach holding hands with Leonardo DiCaprio. People would still buy the magazines, they'd still buy the pictures, but they would always go, 'I don't know if these guys were putting us on or not.'"
It's a good idea, except instead of doubting the photographs everybody's just gonna think George Clooney is a bisexual man whore. He hasn't even put his plan into motion yet and I already think that. Jealousy can be a cruel mistress.
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Comments
1. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on October 3, 2006 10:29 AM
George contributes a lot to humanity, so being a Playboy isn't his only job.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
2. Posted by CelebSlam.com on October 3, 2006 10:30 AM
Leave some ass for the rest of us George
http://www.celebslam.com
3. Posted by Tracie on October 3, 2006 10:30 AM
Now just wait a minute, I always thought that George Clooney WAS a bisexual man whore!
4. Posted by Glossed Over on October 3, 2006 10:30 AM
What a tremendous sacrifice Clooney is willing to make--can you imagine how tough it'll be for him to go out with a different person every single night? Rough! Poor, poor George.
http://glossedover.com
5. Posted by Tracie on October 3, 2006 10:31 AM
P. S. Nice yellow teeth Georgie...
6. Posted by pinky_nip on October 3, 2006 10:31 AM
The guy has a pet pig.... How 'bout some shots of you makin' it squeal, Clooney?
7. Posted by BigJim on October 3, 2006 10:31 AM
Way old news.
8. Posted by bigsteamyone on October 3, 2006 10:32 AM
his teeth look very yellow ,wassup with that ?
9. Posted by wedgeone on October 3, 2006 10:33 AM
So how are the paparazzi supposed to react when he's caught in a car getting oral from Andy Dick or some other transvestite hooker? Will he be considered classy like Hugh Grant or Eddie Murphy?
10. Posted by RichPort on October 3, 2006 10:39 AM
George Clooney spits butter...
11. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on October 3, 2006 10:57 AM
I find it interesting that Clooney slips that comment in about holding hands with DiCaprio as more and more rumors about his strident bisexuality emerge. I'm sure he was just kidding, and the notion was meant to show the absurdity of the press. It is in no way pre-emptive damage control designed to make such future gossip seem ridiculous. And does anyone buy his fake, self-deprecating smugness anymore? You know he's a grade A asshole in real life. And he likes watching underage Mexican boys wrestle nude doused in crisco while enlarging his sphincter with various dildos and phallic-shaped vegetables and fruits.
12. Posted by shell on October 3, 2006 11:07 AM
Why doesn't he just say he wants to stick his dick in as many holes as possible
13. Posted by feistyminx on October 3, 2006 11:55 AM
I hope he gets caught with George Michael in a bathroom stall. Let his PR spin that one! I thought he was an @ss ever since he made a joke about Charleton Heston having Alzheimers and saying he deserves it because of his politics. It's cruel, no one deserves Alzheimers.
14. Posted by RichPort on October 3, 2006 12:03 PM
#13 - You're right. I want Charleton Heston to be fully cognizant when some meth addict with an itch and an illegal gun smokes him for the $20 in his wallet.
15. Posted by Italian Stallion on October 3, 2006 12:22 PM
Motherfucker look's like he wants a can of spinach and some Olive Oil...........
16. Posted by edb87 on October 3, 2006 1:07 PM
Clooney goes the way of Travolta...I throw all the blame on the Batsuit with the nipples.
http://www.edquartersaudio.com
17. Posted by Wampoon.com on October 3, 2006 2:54 PM
Damn! How does he do that thing with his lips? I've been trying for the past hour. I want to be crafty bitch!
http://wampoon.com
18. Posted by gossipmonger on October 3, 2006 4:26 PM
My husband and I have always thought him gay-not that
we care but it just kind of funny as he's always made out
to be such a lady's man!
I didn't like the comment he made about Jack Abramoff-it
was just stupid and tacky-disappointing from someone
I always thought was a class act.
Truly, his teeth are horrid!
19. Posted by May on October 3, 2006 8:23 PM
He needs to whiten those teeth before trying to get some hot fe/males
20. Posted by beifiori on October 4, 2006 12:39 AM
Ha----Ha! that george, he's so witty and smuuurt!
21. Posted by ImaCracka on October 4, 2006 5:42 AM
Did he just call leo an actress.... I mean I always new that guy was a fruity bastard but come on.....
22. Posted by Fewdfreak on October 4, 2006 6:19 AM
His teeth would be a lot whiter if he was sucking cack and slurping the man milk.
23. Posted by applecrisp on October 4, 2006 7:26 AM
ewwwwwwe. Yellow teeth.
The result of excreting verbal bile from that orifice.
24. Posted by jackspratling on October 4, 2006 7:37 AM
For the first twelve years or so, wondering who Clooney was dating was slightly interesting. Now, nobody cares. By this time Clooney's had so much grade A tail prance in front of him that the only logical conclusion is he bats for the other team.
15 years from now, when gay marriage is legal, they'll STILL be trying to pin Clooney down to see who his man-bride (mife? gride? Musband?) is. And it will still be boring. Memo to Clooney-- no one cares. We want more stories about firecrotches.