October 10, 2006
Evangeline Lilly and Dominic Monaghan get frisky on the beach
Evangeline Lilly and Dominic Monaghan were caught very publicly displaying their affection on a Hawaii beach. Although when a couple gets their sex on there's usually not a creepy third guy standing over watching them. It's like the plot to some dirty porno movie, where the innocent surfer wanders by and the horny couple invites him to join in on the sandy fun. And then an animal control officer shows up and tells everybody to be careful because there's been numerous "trouser snake" sightings. Then cue music and enter the pizza delivery guy. Throw in a line about having to "deliver while it's hot" and you've got porno gold.
More of Evangeline Lilly and Dominic Monaghan being very open about making out after the jump.
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Comments
1. Posted by Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest on October 10, 2006 5:22 PM
Hey that borad is way doable. And after seeing her with that bad-bodied dork it makes me think I actually have a shot. (Dies laughing)
2. Posted by Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest on October 10, 2006 5:23 PM
Its BROAD. I know Im a fuck up.
3. Posted by BigJim on October 10, 2006 5:32 PM
I wonder if Dom really is Hobbit sized. Maybe she just loves him for his personality.
4. Posted by aussiecrumpet on October 10, 2006 5:35 PM
Awwwww How romantic i think they make a good pair.Its not like they both havent been spared a beating from the ugly stick.
5. Posted by ApacheRose on October 10, 2006 5:37 PM
So many things wrong with this, I don't even know where to begin...looks like some very strange body language.
6. Posted by Binky on October 10, 2006 5:38 PM
Well she's a lot cuter than the UFC guys I'm watching now.
Then again - so is he...
A 'Living is easy with eyes closed' Tatoo? Deep. But damn - you run into a lot of furniture.
7. Posted by CruisingForCock on October 10, 2006 5:41 PM
I'm off to spray Windex in my eyes.
8. Posted by sortit on October 10, 2006 5:44 PM
ewwww
9. Posted by attraction-chronicles.blogspot.com on October 10, 2006 5:46 PM
Nice. Good job to Merry
10. Posted by Robyn on October 10, 2006 5:46 PM
'Living is easy with eyes closed' is Dominic's reminder to Lilly. That's the only way they can stay together.
11. Posted by S.P.F.R.S. on October 10, 2006 5:58 PM
She must like scrawny co-stars. I will say they are both talented and she is pretty hot, lucky him.
12. Posted by Italian Stallion on October 10, 2006 6:01 PM
Evangeline: He has a little dick, but he sure can eat out a belly button........
13. Posted by lohanjob on October 10, 2006 6:02 PM
if you got rid of the hobbit in these pictures kittens everywhere would fear for their lives...
14. Posted by Brain Embolism on October 10, 2006 6:14 PM
From the Superfish guys caption, my guess would be, he watches way to much pornography and he's got a couple of "stories" simmering in his head.
15. Posted by ScottInFlorida on October 10, 2006 6:27 PM
I would so bang dat!
ON EDIT: I would so bang her! Him, I would just as soon light on fire.
16. Posted by LilRach on October 10, 2006 6:45 PM
Good for them. They look really happy with each other. I hear they are planning to get married soon.
It so nice to be in love!
17. Posted by DrDanny on October 10, 2006 6:48 PM
Good lawd she's a major babe. He must be packin' something.
18. Posted by Tracie on October 10, 2006 6:51 PM
#10, After reading the tattoo, I was thinking the exact same thing. Looks like Evangeline likes to be dominated, and isn't that the biggest fantasy for a little dude with a Napolean-complex like Dominic?
Personally, my Hobbit of choice would be Billy Boyd, at least he can sing...
19. Posted by Tracie on October 10, 2006 6:53 PM
*Napoleon...oops!
20. Posted by CelebSlam.com on October 10, 2006 6:54 PM
God damn he is ugly
http://www.celebslam.com
21. Posted by poos'n'wees'n'bumblebees on October 10, 2006 6:57 PM
1) ew, poo Billy Boyd. "spew!"
2) Look where they get to live/work...so unfair!
3) They look so cute together.
4) Apparently he is a really nice cool fun dude, cool fun dudes are fun. That's why she likes him. For fun, with fun bits.
22. Posted by Binky on October 10, 2006 7:11 PM
Hummm... Jenna Jameson was the only celeb at the UFC show
I guess she knows her audience...
(Not that I've ever seen the shows - I don't even know who Jenna is sweetie - All my comments are based solidly on rumor)
Just got a text msg - I... M... off... tpc
23. Posted by Dory on October 10, 2006 7:15 PM
She dosn't seem particularly interested in a few of thoses photos... "I'll just lay here with my arms by my sides and let him do whatever he has to do."
24. Posted by Flip21 on October 10, 2006 7:16 PM
Dominic Monaghan's claims to fame: playing a midget with a girl's name in a trilogy, having uglier ears than Harland Williams, and sounding like a 12-year-old with an awful lisp whenever he opens his mouth.
25. Posted by Binky on October 10, 2006 7:39 PM
Stephen Hawking : Personally - I'm finding these 'Scream Awards' a little lame.
Binky : Tell me about it Steve. I didn't even know I got this channel. Where's the remote ?
(f off Bink and read the f'n thread - Mr Fish)
26. Posted by assfacecocknocker on October 10, 2006 8:23 PM
i'd go dat! i'd wear her ass as a hat!
27. Posted by BarbadoSlim on October 10, 2006 8:47 PM
My opinion is that , I don't know who Evangeline
Thinks she is ..really.
So, she's famous.
So fucking what?
Usually people have a little more decency.
Can we get a little perspective here?
Kick the fucking media whoring habit already!
yes it took a lot of work, I'm not very articulate ....YR!!!!
28. Posted by pedro on October 10, 2006 10:55 PM
http://web.mac.com/propaganda4
29. Posted by jrzmommy on October 11, 2006 5:24 AM
Surfer: "Here, guys, I thought you could use my board to do the horizontal bop on! Could I get you to autograph it when you're done? I'll just wait here til you're finished........."
30. Posted by Tracie on October 11, 2006 5:48 AM
I stand by my earlier statement. ;)
http://www.billyboyd.net/images/Image/b22.jpg
31. Posted by camabron on October 11, 2006 5:54 AM
Who the fuck are these two putzes ?
32. Posted by DancingQueen on October 11, 2006 6:04 AM
For shit's sake, where are the Others when you need them? God how I hate PDA.
33. Posted by RichPort on October 11, 2006 6:09 AM
What would hurt more, having sand in her pussy or having to stare at this failed genetic experiment up close? Tough choice...
34. Posted by frangly on October 11, 2006 6:23 AM
Wow, her body is unbelievably fit. Whew.
35. Posted by pinky_nip on October 11, 2006 6:55 AM
I'd rather fuck the driftwood.
36. Posted by serial snarkalec on October 11, 2006 8:18 AM
Two midgets get sand wedgies, how cute. All they need are braces for their strange teeth.
37. Posted by captainwalker on October 11, 2006 8:19 AM
ISN"T USUALLY A CREEPY THIRD GUY
Usually there are 5 of them. The paparnazi. Jesus how dumb.
38. Posted by sharkbite on October 11, 2006 8:26 AM
Exhibitionists...
http://www.temptalia.com
39. Posted by Bioplant on October 11, 2006 8:31 AM
Good to see Shamrock retire. After getting the shit pounded out of him for the third time, I think the viewers want to better matches.
Wanderlei versus Liddell would be good. Too bad it's never going to happen. Franklin should jump up a weight class and clean things up.
And then do some algebra.
40. Posted by Bioplant on October 11, 2006 8:32 AM
-to
41. Posted by Triumph Insult Dog on October 11, 2006 8:48 AM
What is it with beautiful stars and ugly guys?! It's like a weird trend!
Christina Aguilera--->Jordan Bratman
Janet Jackson--->Jermaine Dupree
Beyonce'--->Jay Z
JLO--->Marc Anthony
What the hell?!
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
42. Posted by NipsyHustle on October 11, 2006 8:59 AM
hurray, ugly guys are having the best week ever! now those two geeks who created youtube and sold it for 1.5 billion to google will be swimming in hot snatch too. ugly seems to be coming out a winner alot. i'm voting for "ugly '08"
43. Posted by blahblahblah on October 11, 2006 8:59 AM
Must have something to do with his *GASP* personality.
Imagine that.
44. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on October 11, 2006 9:26 AM
Just goes to show that attraction is not only about looks.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/article_sex.htm
45. Posted by 86 on October 11, 2006 9:59 AM
I've heard of her but who is he?
46. Posted by Spindoc on October 11, 2006 10:44 AM
They must be about to Break up or having relationship problems. Celebs only allow the paparazzi to photograh them making out if they are trying to hide trouble in the relationship.
47. Posted by DancingQueen on October 11, 2006 11:02 AM
How can people who live in Hawaii be so freaking white?
48. Posted by c on October 11, 2006 11:23 AM
ugh, Dominic still looks like a hobbit. I can only hope that his personality is stunning enough to make up for that pasty body and scruffy face.
http://popanalysis.blogspot.com
49. Posted by ponk on October 11, 2006 2:48 PM
she's playing dead while he sniffs her so she doesn't get eaten.
50. Posted by skilzaw on October 11, 2006 3:44 PM
she's got a butterface.
51. Posted by Pinky on October 12, 2006 1:10 AM
#32 and #47 by DancingQueen..hate PDA? Just look the other way!!! And you wonder how people can be so white living in Hawaii? Because it's fucking too hot to hang outside for too long to get tan. And didn't anyone ever tell you, too much sun can cause skin cancer? And maybe you don't know that while living in Hawaii, you are closer to the equater. So yes, some of us are white who live here. Some of us are white (race wise)!!!
52. Posted by faghag on October 12, 2006 5:05 AM
She's beautiful, and you all know it. He isn't quite so hot, but he's acceptable enough and from what I've heard is a good guy. All we do is slam celebs for being shallow (which I'm all for), but if one of them chooses to copulate with a fellow human who isn't a genetic freak of gorgeousness then everyone is up in arms and "eww-ing" all over the place. It's kind of pathetic really. There are plenty of famous people we can feel good about eviscerating. Put your negative reaction to this pair down to plain old jealousy and move on.
53. Posted by VentBox on October 12, 2006 6:45 AM
How tragic it is that i had to venture over here and check out this post. I was in love, Kate. I was in love.
54. Posted by jrzmommy on October 12, 2006 11:52 AM
52--run away.
55. Posted by Spindoc on October 12, 2006 1:09 PM
#52, Fag Hag,
Are you the unattractive Fag Hag who has no life outside of hanging with her gay friends because you mistakenly believe that they are looking past your outward faults and see how beautiful you are inside and don't realize that you are a clown to entertain them?.....or are you a hot chick that likes gay guys because you want to hang out sometimes with guys who don't want to bang you?
just asking.
56. Posted by Lance Bass Turd on October 12, 2006 5:57 PM
@ #52:
ITA, you are spot-on.
And to the haters, it is so obvious you do not, nor will you ever, have a woman of Evangeline's caliber. That takes intelligence, respect, humor and testicles.
57. Posted by wtflalalala on October 13, 2006 1:19 AM
ewww, hes so gross.. someone save her.
58. Posted by Stuey75 on October 16, 2006 5:55 AM
who is he, and who is she? i aint neva huurd of them fools.
59. Posted by ImaniOU on October 21, 2006 6:31 AM
You mean she hooks up with Charlie and not Jack or Sawyer? I want my money back!
And boy is Claire going to be pissed...
60. Posted by ImaniOU on October 21, 2006 6:34 AM
I think in the first picture he's giving her a little bit of hobbit man-love...
I bet she couldn't feel it, too.
Kinda the problem with having only a halfling.