October 6, 2006
Eva Longoria is clumsy
Eva Longoria was injured on the set of Desperate Housewives yesterday and sent to the hospital after slipping and brusing her ribs.
"Eva slipped on one of the stairs coming out of her trailer," the rep, Liza Anderson, told the Associated Press. "Nothing is broken, but her ribs are very bruised."
The injury is minor and she won't have to take any time off from work, although this isn't the first time she's been injured on set. Back in August of 2005 she had to go to the hospital after a pole fell on her head while filming. Which sounds like something I made up to be cute, but actually happened.
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Comments
1. Posted by griffmills on October 6, 2006 8:45 AM
I do not care, she is ugly
2. Posted by Holy Candy on October 6, 2006 8:51 AM
Those hair extensions probably keep throwing her off-balance.
www.HolyCandy.com
3. Posted by hamacus on October 6, 2006 8:54 AM
She must have slipped on the jizm left over from the gang bang she had to try to get over Tony Parker.
You try to walk straight after banging 30 guys. We appreciate your effort Eva. At least she is not a quitter like her French Ex-Boyfriend.
4. Posted by Binky on October 6, 2006 8:59 AM
Her co-stars were later seen eating bananas - although the peels were missing....
5. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on October 6, 2006 9:17 AM
@4
That was really funny. Thanks for the laugh, you made my morning.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
6. Posted by RichPort on October 6, 2006 9:23 AM
I'd like to bruise her ribs... from the inside.
7. Posted by bigponie on October 6, 2006 9:24 AM
It's never a good idea for a woman to have her mouth that wide open, a flying cock might decide to land in there.
8. Posted by Sheva on October 6, 2006 9:32 AM
Nothing I hate more than a brash snickering rodent.
The more you know of her, the more you dislike.
I think she is just playing herself on that show Desperate Househo.
Saw her on Leno. Absolutely nothing to say.
9. Posted by Troller on October 6, 2006 9:34 AM
Probably fell over those ridiculous pink slippers she was wearing in yesterday's SF
10. Posted by jrzmommy on October 6, 2006 9:37 AM
she thought the border patrol was coming for her.
11. Posted by slantingthroughdarkness on October 6, 2006 9:44 AM
Billy Bush claims he was on the phone with Longoria when it happened. So I say Bush should be booked for attempted murder.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
12. Posted by Wampoon.com on October 6, 2006 9:45 AM
All that matters is that she looks good in her underwear. Might want to put a bag over her face if she isn't wearing makeup though.
http://wampoon.com
13. Posted by jrzmommy on October 6, 2006 9:48 AM
11-I say Bush should be nominated for Mayor!!
14. Posted by Angry Ferret Jones on October 6, 2006 10:01 AM
I would hit that, then hit it again, then hit it some more.
Then, I'd go get a sandwich. Nothing heavy - maybe just a Ham and Cheese, no mayo.
Afterwards, back to the hitting of that. Hit it from the left, then the right. I'd just hit it all night.
Take five just to check out the web, but then go right back to the hitting of that.
Continuously.
15. Posted by RichPort on October 6, 2006 10:11 AM
Now I know where I saw her before! She was in an episode of thise educational video I saw online at Borderbangers.com.
Damn Ferret, you're like a fucking jackhammer.
16. Posted by Shaun on October 6, 2006 10:13 AM
:D so poster # 14 has expresses he would like to hit it.
Poster # 4 thanks for the laugh as well.
Desperate housewives is boring. I will admit though, there are a few episodes I actually stomached and wondered what it would be like to live like they do. Gawking at all the fresh meat that strolls through the neighborhood.
Or like this weekend's episode:
"As both their lovers linger in comas, Susan and Ian decide to escape for a weekend in the country."
Like wtf? Hahahaha tough life.
http://www.digital-six.net
17. Posted by bigponie on October 6, 2006 10:13 AM
its always nice to have a tic-tac before you open your mouth that way.
18. Posted by FrootPie on October 6, 2006 10:29 AM
Victoria Beckham's head could fit in there.
19. Posted by nc72 on October 6, 2006 10:30 AM
Yeah totally agree with #1 she's fugly...
http://www.exposay.com/eva-longoria/1/c/768/
20. Posted by CelebSlam.com on October 6, 2006 10:35 AM
This goes down as the least humorous post on thesuperficial ever
http://www.celebslam.com
21. Posted by Italian Stallion on October 6, 2006 10:44 AM
She was putting new shingles on the roof of my garage and fell off. This just proves the media lies...............
22. Posted by combustion8 on October 6, 2006 11:19 AM
I dont care much for them mexicans.
23. Posted by jrzmommy on October 6, 2006 11:20 AM
Has anyone made a Hee-Haw Hee-Haw donkey-noise comment yet? Am I the first?
24. Posted by radio4play on October 6, 2006 11:20 AM
ugly
boring
next
25. Posted by CooterPunch on October 6, 2006 11:46 AM
HOLY CRAP. Did you hear that? That was the sound of the earth stopping on its axis.
Ooh yeah, Happy Girl on Girl Friday everybody!
http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com/2006/10/happy-girl-on-girl-friday.html
26. Posted by commissioner on October 6, 2006 12:10 PM
When a pole hits me on the head, I usually look up at bf and tell him "that's not funny".
27. Posted by tallcoolone on October 6, 2006 12:22 PM
She can't walk straight after her ex-boyfriend fucked her 50 different ways and left her wobbling like a weeble. Sorry, but something about her just gets under my skin...ecchhhh.
28. Posted by Guy-Pierre on October 6, 2006 12:40 PM
@25.. Cooter Punch darling! Why don't you ever feature a "Guy on Guy Friday"?
Aleq & I can send you pics.
29. Posted by Brain Embolism on October 6, 2006 1:33 PM
#25- CooterPunch, great girl on girl friday!
#28 GAY Pierre - Get the fuck off this site and stay off, you queer!!!
30. Posted by Star Maker Machinery on October 6, 2006 1:35 PM
Her face makes me want to puke.
31. Posted by Guy-Pierre on October 6, 2006 2:01 PM
STOP IT!!! I have just as much right to be here as you do!
Aleq, Italian Stallion, Angry Ferret... won't you come to my defense?
32. Posted by HollyJ on October 6, 2006 2:42 PM
"A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mistress Eve.
Go right to the source and ask the horse
He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse.
He's always on a steady course.
Talk to Mistress Eve.
People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day
But Mistress Eve will never speak unless he has something to say.
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking horse?
Well listen to this. I am Mistress Eve!" ::whiney::
33. Posted by cayana on October 7, 2006 2:38 AM
Of course she slipped and fell. She was wearing GIANT FLOWERS as shoes.
34. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on October 7, 2006 7:55 AM
Isn't that Miss Pearly from Friday After Next? Where's Criag and Dae Dae? I hope they figure out how to pay their rent...
35. Posted by PrincessMuMu on October 9, 2006 1:35 AM
Stupid twat, do something about your hair. It looks fucking awful.
36. Posted by LaydeeBug on October 16, 2006 5:03 PM
Griffmills, you're my new hero! She looks like a mouse-fly, whatever that may be.