October 5, 2006
Carrot Top and the Carter brothers are boggling my mind

I'm not going to pretend I understand what's going on here. I can't even gaurantee I'll remember seeing it in three hours. Most likely my brain will repress it in an attempt to save my mind from whatever horrors it was meant to cause. I suspect the pictures weren't even taken with a camera, but rather manifested by the thoughts of some girl sitting alone in a room facing the corner. And when you flip her around to see who you're dealing with you realize she doesn't have a face.
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Comments
1. Posted by YoMamma on October 5, 2006 1:32 PM
oh my god
2. Posted by cole007 on October 5, 2006 1:32 PM
I can't believe how bad that is. Jesus have mercy on my memory receptors.
3. Posted by cole007 on October 5, 2006 1:33 PM
wait a minute - I think Carrot is a trannie.
4. Posted by YoMamma on October 5, 2006 1:34 PM
I was FIRST.
As lame as I thought people were for doing it....it feels pretty good.
YEY ME!
5. Posted by YoMamma on October 5, 2006 1:35 PM
Kathy griffins hair look much better straight.
6. Posted by Tracie on October 5, 2006 1:35 PM
First, Kathy Griffin dates Joey Fatone of N*Sync, looks like now she's on to the Carter brothers.
7. Posted by Basheera on October 5, 2006 1:36 PM
This is the caption that comes to mind for the first half: "What face would you make if a man were to hit on you?"
Second part: "Look as gay as you can."
8. Posted by Tracie on October 5, 2006 1:37 PM
Oh my God! I can't believe my mistake. That's the first time I've confused Kathy Griffin with Bette Midler...oops!
9. Posted by Chicagoboy on October 5, 2006 1:38 PM
Isn't this one of the signs of the Apocalyse? You know, Paris Hilton, raining frogs, locusts, Brit-Brit pregnant with the anti-crists, water turning to blood, and this? Or am I thinking of the plagues?
10. Posted by c on October 5, 2006 1:46 PM
Too much ugly -- I can't take it. I have to close this window now!
http://popanalysis.blogspot.com
11. Posted by Jacq on October 5, 2006 1:46 PM
OMG! I thought I was having a nightmare until I realized I'm awake. And I don't mean that work is a bitch - I mean that the man formerly known as Carrot Top officially gives me the heebs.
Talk about a firecrotch!
12. Posted by Glossed Over on October 5, 2006 1:49 PM
Is Carrot Top wearing eyeliner? I'd look at the picture again, but I don't think my heart can take it.
http://glossedover.com
13. Posted by Jacq on October 5, 2006 1:53 PM
I was going to bed one night and there was some wacky show on TV where hotel security was arresting Carrot Top for causing a distrubance. He offered to pay for the damages, wrote a check and made a getaway. The clerk exclaimed, "It's a rubber check!" and he was stretching it. Laughed my ass off, seriously. Must have been all of the drugs I was on or something, because the world did not implode when I earnestly laughed at this ass-clown.
14. Posted by Jacq on October 5, 2006 1:55 PM
#12 - Because it is bursting with love and adoration?
15. Posted by mYslead on October 5, 2006 1:56 PM
add Carrot Top to the videoclip where nick and the younger one fights together and it would have been PURE gold. actually i would have paid to see that.
16. Posted by shell on October 5, 2006 2:02 PM
Howie D. is not aging very gracefully
17. Posted by Shaun on October 5, 2006 2:08 PM
It's Carrot Top. What do you expect? Make-up or not, Carter brothers or not.
Understand?
Because I don't. :D
18. Posted by Ruby on October 5, 2006 2:11 PM
@12 Carrot Top had the eyeliner tattooed on. That dude jumped the shark a loooong fucking time ago.
Gives firecrotches a bad name.
19. Posted by TheDarkLady on October 5, 2006 2:32 PM
I think the first pic is their "angry face". Did you know that if you toke a bit and look at these pictures, they aren't ugly. They're hysterical.
20. Posted by bigponie on October 5, 2006 2:35 PM
fucking queer brothers for the straight guy and carrot top is their first victim.
I'm never gonna eat carrots again.
21. Posted by Guy-Pierre on October 5, 2006 2:36 PM
Redheads make me weak in the knees.
Just like seeing Alek in leather!
22. Posted by BriBri on October 5, 2006 2:42 PM
Carrot Top looks like a really, really, really bad transexual.
23. Posted by Italian Stallion on October 5, 2006 2:42 PM
I'd like to put them all in a "Magic Bullet" and call the creation "Carrot Fag Sorbet". We could feed it to the homeless in San Fransisco........
24. Posted by Holy Candy on October 5, 2006 2:48 PM
Mmmm... a Carter and Carrot sandwich.
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
www.HolyCandy.com
25. Posted by BoognishRising on October 5, 2006 2:56 PM
JESUS CHRIST!
Nice eyeliner, sweetie.
I bet that dude could suck-start a vaacum cleaner.
26. Posted by Angry Ferret Jones on October 5, 2006 3:07 PM
If I were all of you I would start building the biggest boat you can, and fill that goddamn thing with pairs of animals and plenty fo food.
A photo like this is surely the sign of the apocolypse.....
27. Posted by Aleksandr Q. Dukakis on October 5, 2006 3:16 PM
Guy, I have a surprise for you when you get home !!
Hi-eee Ferret... have you seen Wally-kins?
28. Posted by CelebSlam.com on October 5, 2006 3:23 PM
This picture will haunt my dreams
http://www.celebslam.com
29. Posted by radio4play on October 5, 2006 3:32 PM
FUCK! this is the scariest image I've seen in a while. The guy gives me the creeps
30. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on October 5, 2006 3:37 PM
Carrot Top needs to go on that show Extreme Makeover. He looks like a scary clown.
God, I hate clowns and creepy dolls... wait, what was that... I hear something... click, click, click... Chucky?
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
31. Posted by Pagan Queen on October 5, 2006 3:41 PM
Wanna see something REALLY freaky? Go to Carrot Top's home page and surf through. He looks great from the neck down - in a few pictures his arms are huge...but when you look at the neck up..it is like he is trying to turn into the world's ugliest woman, a tital currently owned by Michael Jackson.
32. Posted by Pagan Queen on October 5, 2006 3:43 PM
Yeesh, supposed to say "A titlal currently owned by Michael Jackson"
Hard to get my keys to stay on the keyboard KNOWING that Carrot Top's mug is at the top of this page.
Horror of horrors! Samhain is a few days away...guess he is trying to scare off bad energy early!
33. Posted by Pagan Queen on October 5, 2006 3:44 PM
*a title - holy cow, dunno what is going on. Must be the migraine meds and then I looked at CT.
Dang!
34. Posted by FrootPie on October 5, 2006 4:02 PM
Dear God, can somebody please hold me? The horror...... I can't take it. I just...... no.
35. Posted by bigponie on October 5, 2006 4:17 PM
It really is pipi longstocking on steroids.
36. Posted by mrs.t on October 5, 2006 4:19 PM
caption for bottom pic: "Guuuurrrrl, no you dit-ant."
He reminds me of this girl I went to middle school with....AND her name was Penny, AND she was six feet tall.
37. Posted by duds on October 5, 2006 5:09 PM
They are all three has been celebrities starving and doing anything for attention.
Losers!
38. Posted by Danklin on October 5, 2006 5:30 PM
Damn, if Nick Carter isnt gay, i'll eat my own shit. Carrot top is still bent over from Nick savagely tearing that ass up.
39. Posted by Cruzadas on October 5, 2006 5:46 PM
damn, those are 3 ugly girls
40. Posted by ApacheRose on October 5, 2006 8:13 PM
Everytime I've seen Carrot top in the past few years, I always think about the cartoons when Bugs Bunny gets into some weird shit and turns into this huge, hulking mean and retarded rabbit-thing.
Now, it'd be even more perfect if that hulking retarded rabbit were to put on makeup and wear a scrunchy in his hair.
41. Posted by courtkneeyo on October 5, 2006 8:25 PM
dude. i have tried to figure out how old carrot top really is. trust me it is really hard to find out. my friends dad told me he went to school with him years ago. that would make him about 55.. wouldn't that be crazy if he really was that age. oh and by the way. they look like shit in this photo
42. Posted by jesusjuice on October 5, 2006 8:29 PM
Looke like Aaron might have gotten ahold of some proactive to clear up his pockmarks. I guess I just don't respect him.
43. Posted by DonTheMine on October 5, 2006 9:33 PM
Good Christ! When did Emperor Palpatine start hanging out with transvestites and the gay N'Sync guy?
44. Posted by Beastiephile on October 5, 2006 9:52 PM
Wow, that's Nick Carter? He looks...different. That's a nice light fixture in the background. And is that, some sort of shelf?
Please excuse me. I'm trying my best to look at anything but that red thing in the middle. I'm going to sleep soon and I don't want to give myself bad dreams.
45. Posted by Piglet on October 5, 2006 10:20 PM
Many times while working in Orlando, I ran into him. I often wondered if he was in drag b/c he looked much like he does in your photos.
To each his own I suppose.
46. Posted by cayana on October 6, 2006 12:41 AM
Oh I think I know exactly what's going on there.
And it involves a large bottle of lubricant.
47. Posted by DrunkBlogger on October 6, 2006 1:30 AM
Damn it.
48. Posted by MsMonipenni on October 6, 2006 2:10 AM
In a weeks time I can just see how this scene will play out...Nick will be awoken by his brother dancing around like a retard...a fight will break out because Aaron doesn't respect Nick. After a "Punch up" behind closed doors Nick will start screaming..."You know what this guy did, I break up with Carrot, he takes her out gives her red roses and then poses with her in the backseat of my car! And then he leaves the photograph so I'll see it..."
49. Posted by RichPort on October 6, 2006 6:06 AM
I wonder how much time CarrotTop spends in the mirror making kissy faces at himself? I remember when he was a tedious, moderately funny comedian. Now he's a Maybelline wearing, steroid laden, Halloween horror with the hairstyle of a Sopranos goomah. If he continues down his current homo-curious path, he can expect an IM from former Representative Mark Foley in the coming days. Obviously the two blonkeys on either side of him are his boy bitches, whoever the fuck they are.
This thread had me crying... my wife told me to smoke a bowl and shut the fuck up. Thanks for getting me in trouble you selfish fucks. Please continue.
50. Posted by Triumph Insult Dog on October 6, 2006 7:00 AM
Hey, Japanese Animation characters come to life! WOO HOO!!!
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
51. Posted by jrzmommy on October 6, 2006 8:06 AM
Oofah! I see the years have not been very kind at all to Pebbles Flintstone.
52. Posted by RichPort on October 6, 2006 8:19 AM
#51 - We thought those FBI/ IP tracers got to you. We could have used your helpful banter the last couple of days.
53. Posted by jrzmommy on October 6, 2006 8:25 AM
I hope they didn't. annnnnnyway........
54. Posted by 86 on October 6, 2006 8:31 AM
I want my mommy.
55. Posted by benni2874 on October 6, 2006 8:41 AM
@#49..hilarious
56. Posted by Stuey75 on October 6, 2006 10:42 AM
holllle-leee hell. I dont know who is the gayest in this trio. carrot top looks like some gay psycho raggety andy doll on crack
57. Posted by frangly on October 6, 2006 12:58 PM
And the older Carter is just FAT. Fat and very plain. Average American fat boy. And he is famous why?
58. Posted by benni2874 on October 6, 2006 12:59 PM
lawd jeesuus christ. If I dont be damned and seen it all. These lil' fawkwads are on cammeraa doin' some sort of freakzoid-circle jerk. Whadda hell is this gawd-damn country commin too?? Looka like the super freak in da middle has done cum all over the other two german blondy freaks shoes. lawd have mercy! Is this what GW Bush has bought us too?? That thing in the middle..what is it? Chucacabra?? Make my dick want to shrivel up. Im ashamed to be called a man.
59. Posted by duds on October 6, 2006 1:15 PM
My God, he looks 60!
Carrot Top (born Scott Thompson on February 25, 1967 in Cocoa Beach, Florida) Damn he looks old and no wonder he's friends with the Carters, they are from Florida too!
I never would have thought Nick Carter from the Backstreet (Backdoor) Boys would be getting it on with Carrot Top!
Here's a tell all link about Carrot Top....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrot_Top
60. Posted by duds on October 6, 2006 1:17 PM
lol. #57 The FAT Carter boy is famous because he's funking Carrot Top!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
GROSS!
61. Posted by Eye-Dish Lass on October 6, 2006 3:10 PM
A Wigger, a Trannie, and a Boy with a Housewife's Fannie...
62. Posted by PunjabPete on October 6, 2006 3:27 PM
CT just gets freakier all the time. From the neck down he is like a body builder. Works out 3 times a day if memory from Howard Stern's shows serves. Neck up, he has had tattooed eyeliner and some other weird facial surgery... He also loves to go to the Mustang Ranch and his favorite activity is bukaki (whatever that is)...
Now excuse me while I execute myself for having remembered all this shit about that eyeliner wearing transexual freakazoid....
63. Posted by PunjabPete on October 6, 2006 3:28 PM
Oh, and if that little freak on the left ever posted up like the badass he thinks he is in picture one, I would totally rip his arms off and beat the shit out of him with them. I hate little wannabe wigger "gangstas"...
64. Posted by Ivorwen on October 7, 2006 1:51 AM
I actually have had a recurring nightmare for years where Carrot Top is chasing me. I don't know what's up, but ever since I was I teenager he has scared my deep down inside in a very disturbing way.
65. Posted by sirokai on October 8, 2006 2:02 PM
I read all the comments and still haven't found an answer to this question: So, which one is dating Carrot Top?
66. Posted by aurealis on October 12, 2006 4:46 PM
That photo was NSFW. Please display a warning next time.
67. Posted by LaydeeBug on October 16, 2006 5:06 PM
Ahhhhhhhhh! Oh, gosh I got scared. Did you all ever wonder why so many young actresses were fighting over Aaron Carter? I've never been able to figure it out. He looks like someone after of night of crack-smoking! Believe me, I know! It's ain't perty.