Oct 24 2006Carmen Electra and Paris Hilton looking for work

If they are looking for work I believe that Anna Nicole Smith is looking for a baby sitter on New Years Eve so she can bang Doppler Donger Fumaunderfungus, III.

"Helpdesk, this Paris. How can I infect you?"

I've got a job for her hunting stingrays.

Oh and is it just me or does Paris von Herpe look a little to happy to have the rabbit in red rubbing her ass into Paris's Firecrotch in the second photo?

Parasite looks like she is getting a little more plump. Not that I care, but all that beer she gulps, I mean sperm she swallows, is showing. Maybe Nicole Richie can take a few lessons and put some weight back on.

The Hiltons must be paying dead beat celebs to slum with their daughter.

"thats all the comments I have at this time"

Shaun
http://www.digital-six.net

I heard cocksuckers are in tremendous demand in that there "porn" industry. Perhaps all three would be good at this.

WILL WORK FOR COCK

...that's hot.

Maybe I am just being a bit picky, but what is the deal with their armpits in Pic #1?

(Ha - made you scroll up!)

Seriously though. I have never even heard of Armpit Herpes. That is some concentrated shit!!!

It looks like Paris found a new oily/grungy/scummy/greasy bastard in pics
7 & 8. And she is STONED.

But that dark haired chic is hot, so is Carmen Electra- I'd party with them ho's.

this is clearly a case a bad spelling. They want to pay 100 000 dollars to host an event. not get paid.

Shit that Kim chicky has quite an ass on her. Almost J-Lo like.
Bootylicious!

And what is with Paris in the first pic - she looks like a crossdressing impersonator. Her face and thighs just don't look right.

@7 that is funny. Could also be Will Work with Cock, Will Work on Cock, Will Work Cock, Will's Cock Works, or my favorite Cock Will Work

Kim Kardashian has a nice rack

http://www.celebslam.com

Paris Hilton looks my uncle when he gets all sweaty at Fouth of July picnics.

I wish I were joking.

only 100 000? my, she is becoming modest... ol' Paris must be losing faith in her abilities to entertain the crowds!

look at that ass

Did anyone check out the pic of Paris doing the shot? What is that hanging off of the drunk dude's mouth? Slobber or sperm? And if it's sperm, did Paris transfer it from her mouth to his, or was he stashing it in is mouth the whole time.
Excuse me . . . I have to go & vomit now.
8^Q'.'.'.

Digital-six.net is the Tom Cruise of websites.

Because it is really, really gay.

Really.

TCLTC, and so does Shaun.

@3: Funny shit.

i'm definitely hitting Paris' party,... soon as i stock up on Reynold's Wrap.

They look stoned

http://celebrity-films-schools.blogspot.com/

Funny that they aren't fighting with each other...most whores don't like other women standing on their same corner.

This was almost the greatest day in the history of history:

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/10/23/people.kirk.reut/index.html

Basically, the story says that the "Damsel in distress" in the movie House of Wax kicked the bucket.

Unfortunately, they were talking about the 1950s version, not the one that Paris played a "damsel" in last year.

Fuck! So fucking close, yet so far.

I'll give them a job, planting tulips...

...two-lips on my cock!!!

Look at Pic #4! Paris is about to be attacked by a vampire with Beige eyes!!! That will totally clash with her outfit and NOT be hot. Repeat - it will NOT be hot!

Electra I like, Hilton can host in a trash can for all I care.

http://www.scandalsnappers.com

@26 - That's pretty good McDirt but you forgot to add your mother, who I'm ass raping as we speak, to your list of bullshit.

This isn't all

Geez as a 38 year old Eurotrash jew from Britain who is married to a Black Morman with a "B" cup I guess I gotta leave

Why does Paris ALWAYS look like she is working hard at trying to look cool, so much so that she looks ridiculous?

@8 The armpit thing is the reflection of the sequins. It caught my eye too, but then I realized that it was her dress and not an STD of the pit.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

@26--So, according to your list, you have to leave then right, since #8 says no morons allowed??? Ohhhh, morMons...sorry. Carry on.

Dirty Mincer!

Nice cry for attention McDirt.

Ewwwwwwww...

That is all

Oh, how I dream to spooge on Dirt McGirt's face!

#26 >> I agree %100 with Point#7, he's suck a knob, and nothing he says is funny AT ALL. Anybody who laughs at Dane Cook is either
a)Retarded
b)Pathetic
c)Sheltered from Society
d)Extremely Dull
e)exposed to nitrous oxide
f)any combination of the above

Moving on....paris is pregnant!

Dirt honey your not funny... just kinda boring actually

#32 - Exactly what i was thinking.

McDirt you are fucking idiot!

Go on try to kick me off - just try!

LOSER LOSER LOSER LOSER LOSER LOSER LOSER!!

Hey Stallion, #26 is probably that waste of sperm, lamebananas.
If we don't feed it, it will go away.

@40 You prefer the spooge in your mouth then?

At least I have a cock.

That's why I'm a porn star.

paris' arm is jutting off from her elbow at an odd angle. i'm not sure how to tie that in with her being a megaslut, but i'm sure it works on some level.

@54 You apparently watch a lot of gay porn then to know that.

I love gay porn. Your father was in it.

Hey McDirt Honey... I', Still here!

I'm still here I'm still here La La LA LAAA I'm still here!

I thought guys liked lesbians... they all seem to fantasise about watching girl on girl

And hey dirt guess what...

I'm still here!

Your father gave out pearl necklaces in San Fransisco

Things we know about Dirt:

1. Loves spooge in mouth
2. Watch's gay porn
3. Know alot about Aids and other STD, therefore I believe he has one.
4. Lacks the ability to be funny
5. Is in need of attention, because his momma didn't love him enough (or maybe she loved him too much if you know what I mean).
6. Has only one type of comeback i.e. the gay/std retort

That is a beginning anyone else wanna join in?

So, at least I'm open about it. You should come out too, but it's probably hard, what with all the delicious sperm for you to munch on in the closet.

I LOVE TO TAKE COCK IN THE ASS!

#26 - Please go find a hobby, preferably taste testing cyanide or anthrax. Each one of your rants is lamer than the last. Also, learn how to use the 'caps lock' key, it might help when making your poi.. aw fuck it...

I think I'll commit a crime, like giving your mom roofies and finger fucking her putrid cooter, then wiping her female ejaculate on your upper lip. When the cops take DNA samples from the two of us, we'll get tried together and likely share a cell. After about 2 years without pussy, I'll get some contraband lipstick and machine lubricant, and American Me your ass, you stool pushing, pillow biting, ankle grabbing, silent farting, human enema getting little bitch. Go rollerblade in traffic with a fucking blindfold on, hopped up on 'shrooms and LSD, idiot.

Team up? Is that a gay porn title you like Dirt

MMMM, YEAH STALLION, RIDE MY LOOSE DRIPPING HOLE. DO IT!

OH BRAIN, SLAM MY TIGHT FILTHY MOUTH. IGNORE THE HERPES SORES AND JUST POUND ME....

ILTC!!!!!!

MMM, I OWN YOU ALL... AT LEAST I OWN THE JIZZ YOU LEFT ON MY LIPS!!!!!!

Yes honey, still here. Just like the wart still hanging from your sagging balls.

I AM A JIZZ DRIPPING ATTENTION WHORE!!

I WISH MY DADDY WOULD HAVE HUGGED ME!!

PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO MY PSYCHOTIC RANTS! I AM A DESPERATE BITCH!!!!!

Yawwwnnn . . . Dirt something original please you overblown child-molesting blow-up doll

"MMM, I OWN YOU ALL... AT LEAST I OWN THE JIZZ YOU LEFT ON MY LIPS!!!!!!"

Cum-swapper are we?

I NEED MORE MANMEAT. RICHPORT, PUT IT IN MY WORM-INFESTED BUTTHOLE. SHMOODY, POUND MY EARHOLE. BEAT ME LIKE A STEP CHILD, IT MAKES ME SO WET.....

La La La LA LA La Laaaaa. Dirt loves the cock dirt loves the cock hi ho the dariyo dirt loves the cock

DLTC

I WISH MY HERPES WOULD CLEAR UP SO I COULD GO BACK TO MY JOB AT THE WHOREHOUSE...

PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME...

PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME...

MY PARENTS NEVER LOVED ME...

I AM INFESTED...

I NEED MY SHOTS...

ELATED - PLEASE COME POUND ME IN THE FARTHOLE. I NEED YOU BAD.

The other imposter so your an imposter and he is the imposter of the imposter

THE OTHER IMPOSTOR WILL SOON BE KICKED OFF

ATTENTION EVERYONE, DONT PAY ATTENTION TO THE IMPOSTOR

WOW, YOU ARE SO SMART DIRT#2, WHO IS THIS, BRAIN? YOU FUCKING FAG, COME UP WITH SOMETHING NEW ASSHOLE

ATTENTION EVERYONE, DONT PAY ATTENTION TO THE IMPOSTOR

Ok, this isn't fun anymore. Dirt you win. Your penis is gigantic, and I would be honored if you would rub one out for me on my face.

IGNORE THE IMPOSTER IMPOSTER, I AM THE REAL IMPOSTER, NOT THE IMPOSTER IMPOSTER OF THE IMPOSTER!

ALL YOUR CAUSING IS HELPING MY SHIT CAUSEHEAD

MY FUCKING ASS HURTS SO BAD FROM ALL THE ASS RAPING TOM CRUISE GIVES ME!

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY IMITATE ABOUT SAYING

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME I LOVE THE COCK TO MUCH!

DLTC DLTC DLTC DLTC DLTC DLTC DLTC!!

YESTERDAY I WAS PICKING MY ASS AND ALL THESE BEADS FELL OUT!

TOO BAD YOU ALL HAVE BEEN OWNED TODAY BY A GIANT COCK SUCKER. I NOW OWN ALL OF YOUR COCKS. AND I KEEP THEM IN MY MAGGOT-INFESTED ASS.

I AM A USELESS TROLL WHORE.

I OWN EVERY GAY PORN EVER MADE!

DIRT #2 - STOP, YOU ARE MAKING ME CRY! I AM CRING LIKE A GIRL NOW. STOP TEASING ME.

Two unfunny Dirt McGirts can the world take this much lame attempt at humor

WHEN I GO TO PUBLIC BATHROOMS I SUCK EVERY COCK IN THERE BECAUSE I'M NOT SCARED OF AIDS I ALREADY HAVE IT

I'm in love with the Dirt imposter!! You go Imposter!

Dear Lord! Will someone kick him off already?

Have I been insulted by the real dirt or the imposter dirt? I only ask because it wasn't funny and I want to give no credit where no credit is due.

THESE GERBILS WON'T STAY IN MY ASSHOLE!

DLTC DLTC DLTC DLTC DLTC DLTC DLTC DLTC DLTC... And I love it when people come up with STD related "insults" its so entertaining.

DLTC DLTC DLTC DLTC!

PLEASE SOMEONE STOP THE BLEEDING NO MORE BIG ELEPHANT COCKS PLEASE STOP I CAN'T TAKE IT

@141 STD related insults are like farts they are only funny to the person doing them.

I JUST ATE A BIG BOWL OF DICKS FOR DINNER

Dirt it is Shmoody (no c), and I was never on your mom she likes it on top and I find it easier to hand the seizures when she orgasisms that way.

Oh and Dirt you may want to remove the drano from your kool-aid it is affecting your brain.

#145 I know... I find it entertaining that Dirt here thinks he is funny for trying to "insult" me with various STD related comments....

DLTC

Hell, I'd pay Paris just to keep her *away* from my party, so she wouldn't infect my guests...

http://www.HolyCandy.com

Has Paris had work done? Her face looks different recently...and not in a good way.

Dirt Mcgurt: What a fucking asshole you are. Is this what your life consists of? Seriously, you have fucking problems. Post #32 wasn't me motherfucker. I wouldn't give you the time of day anymore, but this shit is getting ridiculous. What a phsycotic faggot you are. Just when this place kind of get's funny again, you have to come and act like a complete child. Get a fucking hobbie you fucking asshole. Like Russian roullete or something, fucking loser.............

DLTC

Got-damn does Paris look ugly in that pic. How is it that people think she's hot?

150: Dirt McGirt #1, you are a sad little dipshit. The reason you haven't been kicked off is because the "imposter" is the person who runs this site. Who else could log in under your name? He's obviously enjoys pretending to be you too much to kick you off.

DLTC

man, paris truly has got some thunder thighs. looks like she could crush nuts with them O_o

Did you guys realize that typing everything in CAPS makes you 100 times funnier?

Me either! But, apparently it does! Watch...

WAFFLES

CHICKEN

LAMP

See?!

Thanks for the lesson Dirt! You are my hero!

Idiot.

PS--And by 'funnier' I of course mean fucking annoying...

Did you guys realize that typing everything in CAPS makes you 100 times funnier?

Me either! But, apparently it does! Watch...

WAFFLES

CHICKEN

LAMP

See?!

Thanks for the lesson Dirt! You are my hero!

Idiot.

PS--And by 'funnier' I of course mean fucking annoying...

Sorry about the double post...

i think it's obvious that dirt is lambananas, who has probably been banned. fucktard spammer should die, that's the only way to keep him away.

oh yeah, and PHLTC. as does TC.

What's wrong with Paris' arm in the first picture? It looks broken, or double jointed!

I'M BACK, BITCHES!

I OWN YOU ALL, AND AN 18" "DOUBLE DONG" IN EBONY, WITH EXTRA MAN MUSCLE VEINS AND RIDGES! IN FACT, I'M RIDING IT AS I TYPE!

DAMN, MY ASSHOLE IS HUGE! IT'S A FUCKING CAVERN! A GOD DAMNED TUNNEL, BITCHES!

DMcGLTC, AND TOM CRUISE IS THE SHIZZLE!

Why is everyone feeding the troll today?
And where is Papa?

help us PapaHotNuts
you are our only hope

PAPANONUTS!

There we go....it IS bananahammock!

(_o_)

(_*_)

and that's some damn nasty looking armenian ho, why is it that all of them have to have bushy eyebrows and giant eyes? i don't even want to know what kind of frickin' stupid bazillionaire heiress that hairy bitch is ... 8^Q

In other news... Kim Kardashian is smoking... my enormous johnson. I'd hit that like Bob Marley on his last spliff...

I'M BACK! I HAD TO GO GET THE BARNACLES SCRAPED OFF OF MY CUNT, SO IT TOOK ME A FEW MINUTES TO RETURN!

I AM SO SEXY! COME LOOK!

http://www.crazyshit.com/site/pics/images/nasty_pussy_lips.jpg

TAHT'S RIGHT, DRINK IN MY NARCASISTIC LONLINESS.

WON'T SOMEONE HOLD ME?

WHO IS THIS IMPOSTER? IS IT YOU BOB? OR TONY? WHAT THE HELL? I AM SO ANGRY!

AAGGHHHH!! THE MAGGOTS HAVE EATEN THROUGH MY PANTIES!!! I CAN'T STOP THEM NOW!!! SOON THEY WILL BE IN MY CUNNY!!!

I LOVE DOG DICK.

WHO'S 'OWNED' NOW, YOU USELESS CUNT???

STAY OFF THIS FUCKING BOARD.

all you people not talking smack about celebrities suck, seriously, we don't care about them, nor do we care about each other, except to comment on what great cock-jugglery comments we have to say about the cock-juggling celebrities like Paris, et.al, and furthermore, that girl in the red dress is WAY hotter than Paris and notice, her dress is somewhat demure compared to coke-bag-heinous-heiress....

So I'm with this four midget hookers right...and ...blah blah yack yack yack and we ...blah blah 'cause she had a can of Cheez It right, and then blah blah blah so, so, I finally tell her ...that's not the leaning tower of Pisa that's my cock.

true story

Is that Sfartos Nachos' ring she's wearing in those pictures?

This is all just way too fucking lame for words. I'm glad I've got to go out of town for a few days so I can take a break from this shit.

Maybe someone will die horribly while I'm away. If I was a praying man, that's what I'd pray for; for someone to die. Horribly.

And slowly.

#189...I'm with ya Jim, someone will die sloooowwwwly oh so slowweley, just like you have instructed me....

For fuckety fucks sake,enough with this herpologist biaaaaaaaaaaatch.

Armenian girls are so fugly. I bet she's got winter bush.

$100,000 to host a party? I bet you get get all the kebabs and finger food you want thrown in... all served on a "bushy plate"!

Ignoring all the bull.. The bitch in red looks way better than frog-face. I wish she'd hung herself over that.

Come on people, we seem to have lost our way... a troll is bad enough. But trolling a troll? Just ignore it, let it curl up and die...

That said, I'm offering free manual mammograms to all legal females (fuck it, even immigrants), I'd tap Kim Kardashian like a fucking keg at a frat house, Alicia Keys may or may not have beat up her girlfriend, and TCLTC. That is all.

Her top keeps reflecting the light back onto her skin making her look like she's covered in blisters. That, or she really actually may be covered in blisters. The woman should be in a leper colony.

When I read the title of the post about two unemployed sluts and then saw 195 comments, I said to myself, "Jrzmommy," I said, "something strange is definately afoot at the Circle-K!" And lo and behold...a troll.

Hi Dirt or whoever you are- I think you are so rude. Lets just have fun and knock around some celebs and shit, not get all disgusting fucking my mom, your dad, jizzing on lips and cumming in asses,controlling shit,etc,etc. Remember one of PrettyBaby's mantras- Tough Guys Just Are Tough, They Don't Have to Tell Everyone That They Are. And Tough Guys are Sexy- Not like you Baby.

Comment #182- What the hell? See a Psychiatrist!! Quick!! We only care what oily dick Paris is currently working on.

Lastly 195 Richport- I volunteer for you, but after feeling the DD's you may need to cancel all the other Ho's that come after.

xoxoxo

#200 - My technique is firm but tender, and involves a radical buoyancy test that at times requires usage of my johnson. It has yet to be FDA approved, but we're confident. Many thanks for your contributions to unconventional science.

Kim Kardashian looks like a fat Iranian prostitute.

#201 "Are you sure that you are a doctor?" "Okay sir" (Opens robe....)

i just find it so funny that people still 'worship' this retard. All she does is drink and party and she is considered amazing and worth our time of day. I am sick of us 'poor folk' obsessing over the Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous. They must go to bed at nite and laugh at all the 'little people' for being so fucking stupid and 'buying' into their lives as important. God I am so sick of it all.

Hilton has really gone down on her price. After watching all those VH1 shows about how filthy rich she is, you'd think she would be alot more.

E - http://blog.ateava.com/

Jrz - I never thought I'd be so infatuated with a Persian whore before. Yea, I know she has the IQ of a squeaky doorknob, but she really makes me want some hashish... after putting her to a euphoric, orgasmic sleep...

Fuck! This shit got over 200 comments? Damn.

I think that Paris' hotness is extremely overated. She needs to do something progressive with her (undeserved)fame. That chicka with her is so fine. Oooh La La!

PATHETIC. I SWEAR, THIS DUMBASS BROAD GETS WORTHLESS BY THE MINUTE.

I PITY THE RETARD WHO ACTUALLY GOES THROUGH WITH THOSE IDIOTIC DEMANDS. I WOULDN'T PAY THE WHORE 100 PENNIES TO HOST A PARTY.

I DEFINANTLY WOULDN'T PROVIDE HER WITH A DAMN JET. SHE NEEDS TO TAKE HER SIZE 11 FEET AND WALK HER ASS TO THE PARTY. THE ONLY "EXPENSES" SHE SHOULD GET ARE ALL THOSE MAXI PADS SHE'LL NEED TO HOST A PARTY FOR AN HOUR OR SO..YOU KNOW, CONSIDERING SHE BLEEDS FROM ALL THE MEN WHO'VE RAPED HER ASS OVER THE PAST NUMBER OF YEARS.

(crickets)

Please please please refer to Kevin Federline as Earl Spears from now on.

It has legs. I promise.

Kim Kardashian resembles that transexual from "There's Something About Miriam".

The resemblance is uncanny.

DanYELL is back.

I know... even the crickets fell asleep...

Now are they looking for work "together" :)

Raised Eyebrows.....!!!! Another S** Tape ...

http://www.carmenelectraguide.com/
and http://www.parishiltonguide.com/ looking for work.

yeah, and someone will be dumb enough to give those bitches that