October 24, 2006
Carmen Electra and Paris Hilton looking for work
Carmen Electra and Paris Hilton are reportedly trying to get gigs for New Year's Eve hosting celebrations in Miami, New York, or Los Angeles. Hilton wants $100,000 plus expenses and a private jet for her to host a party, while Electra wants just $50,000 and expenses. Left off the list was Kevin Earl Federline, who's willing to host for $12 and a hot sandwich. The sandwich doesn't even have to be hot. Or a sandwich. I believe his exact words were "a coupon for Arby's."
More of Paris Hilton celebrating her best friend Kim Kardashian's 26th birthday at Tao after the jump.
NOTE: From now on I'm referring to K-Fed only as Kevin Earl Federline. Why? Because you can't unlearn the truth.
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Comments
1. Posted by shmoody on October 24, 2006 2:20 PM
If they are looking for work I believe that Anna Nicole Smith is looking for a baby sitter on New Years Eve so she can bang Doppler Donger Fumaunderfungus, III.
2. Posted by ScottInFlorida on October 24, 2006 2:21 PM
"Helpdesk, this Paris. How can I infect you?"
3. Posted by BigJim on October 24, 2006 2:21 PM
I've got a job for her hunting stingrays.
4. Posted by shmoody on October 24, 2006 2:26 PM
Oh and is it just me or does Paris von Herpe look a little to happy to have the rabbit in red rubbing her ass into Paris's Firecrotch in the second photo?
5. Posted by Shaun on October 24, 2006 2:30 PM
Parasite looks like she is getting a little more plump. Not that I care, but all that beer she gulps, I mean sperm she swallows, is showing. Maybe Nicole Richie can take a few lessons and put some weight back on.
The Hiltons must be paying dead beat celebs to slum with their daughter.
"thats all the comments I have at this time"
Shaun
http://www.digital-six.net
6. Posted by frenchtoaststix on October 24, 2006 2:37 PM
I heard cocksuckers are in tremendous demand in that there "porn" industry. Perhaps all three would be good at this.
7. Posted by Angry Ferret Jones on October 24, 2006 2:40 PM
WILL WORK FOR COCK
...that's hot.
8. Posted by Angry Ferret Jones on October 24, 2006 2:42 PM
Maybe I am just being a bit picky, but what is the deal with their armpits in Pic #1?
(Ha - made you scroll up!)
Seriously though. I have never even heard of Armpit Herpes. That is some concentrated shit!!!
9. Posted by PrettyBaby on October 24, 2006 2:43 PM
It looks like Paris found a new oily/grungy/scummy/greasy bastard in pics
7 & 8. And she is STONED.
But that dark haired chic is hot, so is Carmen Electra- I'd party with them ho's.
10. Posted by hingsten on October 24, 2006 2:44 PM
this is clearly a case a bad spelling. They want to pay 100 000 dollars to host an event. not get paid.
11. Posted by LilRach on October 24, 2006 2:44 PM
Shit that Kim chicky has quite an ass on her. Almost J-Lo like.
Bootylicious!
And what is with Paris in the first pic - she looks like a crossdressing impersonator. Her face and thighs just don't look right.
12. Posted by shmoody on October 24, 2006 2:45 PM
@7 that is funny. Could also be Will Work with Cock, Will Work on Cock, Will Work Cock, Will's Cock Works, or my favorite Cock Will Work
13. Posted by CelebSlam.com on October 24, 2006 2:47 PM
Kim Kardashian has a nice rack
http://www.celebslam.com
14. Posted by Kimberly on October 24, 2006 2:48 PM
Paris Hilton looks my uncle when he gets all sweaty at Fouth of July picnics.
I wish I were joking.
15. Posted by laikiska on October 24, 2006 2:48 PM
only 100 000? my, she is becoming modest... ol' Paris must be losing faith in her abilities to entertain the crowds!
16. Posted by A on October 24, 2006 2:49 PM
look at that ass
17. Posted by wedgeone on October 24, 2006 2:49 PM
Did anyone check out the pic of Paris doing the shot? What is that hanging off of the drunk dude's mouth? Slobber or sperm? And if it's sperm, did Paris transfer it from her mouth to his, or was he stashing it in is mouth the whole time.
Excuse me . . . I have to go & vomit now.
8^Q'.'.'.
18. Posted by BigJim on October 24, 2006 2:50 PM
Digital-six.net is the Tom Cruise of websites.
Because it is really, really gay.
Really.
TCLTC, and so does Shaun.
19. Posted by Kimberly on October 24, 2006 2:50 PM
@3: Funny shit.
20. Posted by ponk on October 24, 2006 2:54 PM
i'm definitely hitting Paris' party,... soon as i stock up on Reynold's Wrap.
21. Posted by seyoboy on October 24, 2006 2:56 PM
They look stoned
http://celebrity-films-schools.blogspot.com/
22. Posted by Spindoc on October 24, 2006 2:58 PM
Funny that they aren't fighting with each other...most whores don't like other women standing on their same corner.
23. Posted by BigJim on October 24, 2006 3:07 PM
This was almost the greatest day in the history of history:
http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/10/23/people.kirk.reut/index.html
Basically, the story says that the "Damsel in distress" in the movie House of Wax kicked the bucket.
Unfortunately, they were talking about the 1950s version, not the one that Paris played a "damsel" in last year.
Fuck! So fucking close, yet so far.
24. Posted by Brain Embolism on October 24, 2006 3:16 PM
I'll give them a job, planting tulips...
...two-lips on my cock!!!
25. Posted by Angry Ferret Jones on October 24, 2006 3:35 PM
Look at Pic #4! Paris is about to be attacked by a vampire with Beige eyes!!! That will totally clash with her outfit and NOT be hot. Repeat - it will NOT be hot!
26. Posted by sharkbite on October 24, 2006 3:43 PM
Electra I like, Hilton can host in a trash can for all I care.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com
27. Posted by Brain Embolism on October 24, 2006 3:47 PM
@26 - That's pretty good McDirt but you forgot to add your mother, who I'm ass raping as we speak, to your list of bullshit.
This isn't all
28. Posted by shmoody on October 24, 2006 3:47 PM
Geez as a 38 year old Eurotrash jew from Britain who is married to a Black Morman with a "B" cup I guess I gotta leave
29. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on October 24, 2006 3:52 PM
Why does Paris ALWAYS look like she is working hard at trying to look cool, so much so that she looks ridiculous?
@8 The armpit thing is the reflection of the sequins. It caught my eye too, but then I realized that it was her dress and not an STD of the pit.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
30. Posted by Anastasia_Beaverhausen on October 24, 2006 3:53 PM
@26--So, according to your list, you have to leave then right, since #8 says no morons allowed??? Ohhhh, morMons...sorry. Carry on.
Dirty Mincer!
31. Posted by Italian Stallion on October 24, 2006 3:54 PM
Nice cry for attention McDirt.
32. Posted by Dory on October 24, 2006 3:58 PM
Ewwwwwwww...
That is all
33. Posted by ElatedPornStar on October 24, 2006 4:00 PM
Oh, how I dream to spooge on Dirt McGirt's face!
34. Posted by UglyPornStar on October 24, 2006 4:01 PM
#26 >> I agree %100 with Point#7, he's suck a knob, and nothing he says is funny AT ALL. Anybody who laughs at Dane Cook is either
a)Retarded
b)Pathetic
c)Sheltered from Society
d)Extremely Dull
e)exposed to nitrous oxide
f)any combination of the above
Moving on....paris is pregnant!
35. Posted by Dory on October 24, 2006 4:01 PM
Dirt honey your not funny... just kinda boring actually
36. Posted by LilRach on October 24, 2006 4:02 PM
#32 - Exactly what i was thinking.
McDirt you are fucking idiot!
Go on try to kick me off - just try!
LOSER LOSER LOSER LOSER LOSER LOSER LOSER!!
37. Posted by Brain Embolism on October 24, 2006 4:02 PM
Hey Stallion, #26 is probably that waste of sperm, lamebananas.
If we don't feed it, it will go away.
38. Posted by shmoody on October 24, 2006 4:04 PM
@40 You prefer the spooge in your mouth then?
39. Posted by ElatedPornStar on October 24, 2006 4:05 PM
At least I have a cock.
40. Posted by ElatedPornStar on October 24, 2006 4:06 PM
That's why I'm a porn star.
41. Posted by knowhere on October 24, 2006 4:07 PM
paris' arm is jutting off from her elbow at an odd angle. i'm not sure how to tie that in with her being a megaslut, but i'm sure it works on some level.
42. Posted by shmoody on October 24, 2006 4:07 PM
@54 You apparently watch a lot of gay porn then to know that.
43. Posted by ElatedPornStar on October 24, 2006 4:07 PM
I love gay porn. Your father was in it.
44. Posted by Dory on October 24, 2006 4:09 PM
Hey McDirt Honey... I', Still here!
45. Posted by Dory on October 24, 2006 4:11 PM
I'm still here I'm still here La La LA LAAA I'm still here!
46. Posted by Dory on October 24, 2006 4:13 PM
I thought guys liked lesbians... they all seem to fantasise about watching girl on girl
And hey dirt guess what...
I'm still here!
47. Posted by ElatedPornStar on October 24, 2006 4:13 PM
Your father gave out pearl necklaces in San Fransisco
48. Posted by shmoody on October 24, 2006 4:13 PM
Things we know about Dirt:
1. Loves spooge in mouth
2. Watch's gay porn
3. Know alot about Aids and other STD, therefore I believe he has one.
4. Lacks the ability to be funny
5. Is in need of attention, because his momma didn't love him enough (or maybe she loved him too much if you know what I mean).
6. Has only one type of comeback i.e. the gay/std retort
That is a beginning anyone else wanna join in?
49. Posted by ElatedPornStar on October 24, 2006 4:16 PM
So, at least I'm open about it. You should come out too, but it's probably hard, what with all the delicious sperm for you to munch on in the closet.
50. Posted by Dirt McGirt on October 24, 2006 4:16 PM
I LOVE TO TAKE COCK IN THE ASS!
51. Posted by RichPort on October 24, 2006 4:16 PM
#26 - Please go find a hobby, preferably taste testing cyanide or anthrax. Each one of your rants is lamer than the last. Also, learn how to use the 'caps lock' key, it might help when making your poi.. aw fuck it...
I think I'll commit a crime, like giving your mom roofies and finger fucking her putrid cooter, then wiping her female ejaculate on your upper lip. When the cops take DNA samples from the two of us, we'll get tried together and likely share a cell. After about 2 years without pussy, I'll get some contraband lipstick and machine lubricant, and American Me your ass, you stool pushing, pillow biting, ankle grabbing, silent farting, human enema getting little bitch. Go rollerblade in traffic with a fucking blindfold on, hopped up on 'shrooms and LSD, idiot.
52. Posted by shmoody on October 24, 2006 4:17 PM
Team up? Is that a gay porn title you like Dirt
53. Posted by Dirt McGirt on October 24, 2006 4:17 PM
MMMM, YEAH STALLION, RIDE MY LOOSE DRIPPING HOLE. DO IT!
OH BRAIN, SLAM MY TIGHT FILTHY MOUTH. IGNORE THE HERPES SORES AND JUST POUND ME....
ILTC!!!!!!
54. Posted by Dirt McGirt on October 24, 2006 4:18 PM
MMM, I OWN YOU ALL... AT LEAST I OWN THE JIZZ YOU LEFT ON MY LIPS!!!!!!
55. Posted by ElatedPornStar on October 24, 2006 4:19 PM
Yes honey, still here. Just like the wart still hanging from your sagging balls.
56. Posted by Dirt McGirt on October 24, 2006 4:19 PM
I AM A JIZZ DRIPPING ATTENTION WHORE!!
I WISH MY DADDY WOULD HAVE HUGGED ME!!
PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO MY PSYCHOTIC RANTS! I AM A DESPERATE BITCH!!!!!
57. Posted by shmoody on October 24, 2006 4:20 PM
Yawwwnnn . . . Dirt something original please you overblown child-molesting blow-up doll
58. Posted by ElatedPornStar on October 24, 2006 4:21 PM
"MMM, I OWN YOU ALL... AT LEAST I OWN THE JIZZ YOU LEFT ON MY LIPS!!!!!!"
Cum-swapper are we?
59. Posted by Dirt McGirt on October 24, 2006 4:21 PM
I NEED MORE MANMEAT. RICHPORT, PUT IT IN MY WORM-INFESTED BUTTHOLE. SHMOODY, POUND MY EARHOLE. BEAT ME LIKE A STEP CHILD, IT MAKES ME SO WET.....
60. Posted by Dory on October 24, 2006 4:22 PM
La La La LA LA La Laaaaa. Dirt loves the cock dirt loves the cock hi ho the dariyo dirt loves the cock
DLTC
61. Posted by Dirt McGirt on October 24, 2006 4:22 PM
I WISH MY HERPES WOULD CLEAR UP SO I COULD GO BACK TO MY JOB AT THE WHOREHOUSE...
PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME...
PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME...
MY PARENTS NEVER LOVED ME...
I AM INFESTED...
I NEED MY SHOTS...
62. Posted by Dirt McGirt on October 24, 2006 4:23 PM
ELATED - PLEASE COME POUND ME IN THE FARTHOLE. I NEED YOU BAD.
63. Posted by shmoody on October 24, 2006 4:24 PM
The other imposter so your an imposter and he is the imposter of the imposter
64. Posted by Dirt McGirt on October 24, 2006 4:25 PM
THE OTHER IMPOSTOR WILL SOON BE KICKED OFF
65. Posted by Dirt McGirt on October 24, 2006 4:25 PM
ATTENTION EVERYONE, DONT PAY ATTENTION TO THE IMPOSTOR
66. Posted by Dirt McGirt on October 24, 2006 4:26 PM
WOW, YOU ARE SO SMART DIRT#2, WHO IS THIS, BRAIN? YOU FUCKING FAG, COME UP WITH SOMETHING NEW ASSHOLE
67. Posted by Dirt McGirt on October 24, 2006 4:26 PM
ATTENTION EVERYONE, DONT PAY ATTENTION TO THE IMPOSTOR
68. Posted by ElatedPornStar on October 24, 2006 4:27 PM
Ok, this isn't fun anymore. Dirt you win. Your penis is gigantic, and I would be honored if you would rub one out for me on my face.
69. Posted by Dirt McGirt on October 24, 2006 4:27 PM
IGNORE THE IMPOSTER IMPOSTER, I AM THE REAL IMPOSTER, NOT THE IMPOSTER IMPOSTER OF THE IMPOSTER!
70. Posted by Dirt McGirt on October 24, 2006 4:27 PM
ALL YOUR CAUSING IS HELPING MY SHIT CAUSEHEAD
71. Posted by Dirt McGirt's little dick on October 24, 2006 4:28 PM
MY FUCKING ASS HURTS SO BAD FROM ALL THE ASS RAPING TOM CRUISE GIVES ME!
72. Posted by Dirt McGirt on October 24, 2006 4:28 PM
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY IMITATE ABOUT SAYING
73. Posted by Dirt McGirt's little dick on October 24, 2006 4:28 PM
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME I LOVE THE COCK TO MUCH!
74. Posted by Dory on October 24, 2006 4:29 PM
DLTC DLTC DLTC DLTC DLTC DLTC DLTC!!
75. Posted by Dirt McGirt's little dick on October 24, 2006 4:29 PM
YESTERDAY I WAS PICKING MY ASS AND ALL THESE BEADS FELL OUT!
76. Posted by Dirt McGirt on October 24, 2006 4:29 PM
TOO BAD YOU ALL HAVE BEEN OWNED TODAY BY A GIANT COCK SUCKER. I NOW OWN ALL OF YOUR COCKS. AND I KEEP THEM IN MY MAGGOT-INFESTED ASS.
77. Posted by Dirt McGirt on October 24, 2006 4:30 PM
I AM A USELESS TROLL WHORE.
78. Posted by Dirt McGirt's little dick on October 24, 2006 4:30 PM
I OWN EVERY GAY PORN EVER MADE!
79. Posted by Dirt McGirt on October 24, 2006 4:31 PM
DIRT #2 - STOP, YOU ARE MAKING ME CRY! I AM CRING LIKE A GIRL NOW. STOP TEASING ME.
80. Posted by shmoody on October 24, 2006 4:31 PM
Two unfunny Dirt McGirts can the world take this much lame attempt at humor
81. Posted by Dirt McGirt's little dick on October 24, 2006 4:32 PM
WHEN I GO TO PUBLIC BATHROOMS I SUCK EVERY COCK IN THERE BECAUSE I'M NOT SCARED OF AIDS I ALREADY HAVE IT
82. Posted by Dory on October 24, 2006 4:32 PM
I'm in love with the Dirt imposter!! You go Imposter!
83. Posted by el_princess on October 24, 2006 4:32 PM
Dear Lord! Will someone kick him off already?
84. Posted by shmoody on October 24, 2006 4:34 PM
Have I been insulted by the real dirt or the imposter dirt? I only ask because it wasn't funny and I want to give no credit where no credit is due.
85. Posted by Dirt McGirt's Bleeding Asshole on October 24, 2006 4:35 PM
THESE GERBILS WON'T STAY IN MY ASSHOLE!
86. Posted by Dory on October 24, 2006 4:36 PM
DLTC DLTC DLTC DLTC DLTC DLTC DLTC DLTC DLTC... And I love it when people come up with STD related "insults" its so entertaining.
DLTC DLTC DLTC DLTC!
87. Posted by Dirt McGirt's Bleeding Asshole on October 24, 2006 4:37 PM
PLEASE SOMEONE STOP THE BLEEDING NO MORE BIG ELEPHANT COCKS PLEASE STOP I CAN'T TAKE IT
88. Posted by shmoody on October 24, 2006 4:37 PM
@141 STD related insults are like farts they are only funny to the person doing them.
89. Posted by Dirt McGirt's Bleeding Asshole on October 24, 2006 4:38 PM
I JUST ATE A BIG BOWL OF DICKS FOR DINNER
90. Posted by shmoody on October 24, 2006 4:41 PM
Dirt it is Shmoody (no c), and I was never on your mom she likes it on top and I find it easier to hand the seizures when she orgasisms that way.
Oh and Dirt you may want to remove the drano from your kool-aid it is affecting your brain.
91. Posted by Dory on October 24, 2006 4:43 PM
#145 I know... I find it entertaining that Dirt here thinks he is funny for trying to "insult" me with various STD related comments....
DLTC
92. Posted by Holy Candy on October 24, 2006 4:56 PM
Hell, I'd pay Paris just to keep her *away* from my party, so she wouldn't infect my guests...
http://www.HolyCandy.com
93. Posted by kickservebt on October 24, 2006 4:59 PM
Has Paris had work done? Her face looks different recently...and not in a good way.
94. Posted by Italian Stallion on October 24, 2006 5:00 PM
Dirt Mcgurt: What a fucking asshole you are. Is this what your life consists of? Seriously, you have fucking problems. Post #32 wasn't me motherfucker. I wouldn't give you the time of day anymore, but this shit is getting ridiculous. What a phsycotic faggot you are. Just when this place kind of get's funny again, you have to come and act like a complete child. Get a fucking hobbie you fucking asshole. Like Russian roullete or something, fucking loser.............
95. Posted by Dory on October 24, 2006 5:04 PM
DLTC
96. Posted by Mugato on October 24, 2006 5:10 PM
Got-damn does Paris look ugly in that pic. How is it that people think she's hot?
97. Posted by amhi on October 24, 2006 5:19 PM
150: Dirt McGirt #1, you are a sad little dipshit. The reason you haven't been kicked off is because the "imposter" is the person who runs this site. Who else could log in under your name? He's obviously enjoys pretending to be you too much to kick you off.
DLTC
98. Posted by hilaroushillary on October 24, 2006 5:34 PM
man, paris truly has got some thunder thighs. looks like she could crush nuts with them O_o
99. Posted by Anastasia_Beaverhausen on October 24, 2006 5:40 PM
Did you guys realize that typing everything in CAPS makes you 100 times funnier?
Me either! But, apparently it does! Watch...
WAFFLES
CHICKEN
LAMP
See?!
Thanks for the lesson Dirt! You are my hero!
Idiot.
PS--And by 'funnier' I of course mean fucking annoying...
100. Posted by Anastasia_Beaverhausen on October 24, 2006 5:43 PM
Did you guys realize that typing everything in CAPS makes you 100 times funnier?
Me either! But, apparently it does! Watch...
WAFFLES
CHICKEN
LAMP
See?!
Thanks for the lesson Dirt! You are my hero!
Idiot.
PS--And by 'funnier' I of course mean fucking annoying...
101. Posted by Anastasia_Beaverhausen on October 24, 2006 5:43 PM
Sorry about the double post...
102. Posted by yuckyfresh on October 24, 2006 5:45 PM
i think it's obvious that dirt is lambananas, who has probably been banned. fucktard spammer should die, that's the only way to keep him away.
oh yeah, and PHLTC. as does TC.
103. Posted by ER on October 24, 2006 5:48 PM
What's wrong with Paris' arm in the first picture? It looks broken, or double jointed!
104. Posted by Dirt McGirt on October 24, 2006 5:48 PM
I'M BACK, BITCHES!
I OWN YOU ALL, AND AN 18" "DOUBLE DONG" IN EBONY, WITH EXTRA MAN MUSCLE VEINS AND RIDGES! IN FACT, I'M RIDING IT AS I TYPE!
DAMN, MY ASSHOLE IS HUGE! IT'S A FUCKING CAVERN! A GOD DAMNED TUNNEL, BITCHES!
DMcGLTC, AND TOM CRUISE IS THE SHIZZLE!
105. Posted by mrs.t on October 24, 2006 5:48 PM
Why is everyone feeding the troll today?
And where is Papa?
help us PapaHotNuts
you are our only hope
106. Posted by Dirt McGirt on October 24, 2006 5:50 PM
PAPANONUTS!
107. Posted by mrs.t on October 24, 2006 5:51 PM
There we go....it IS bananahammock!
108. Posted by Dirt McGirt on October 24, 2006 5:52 PM
(_o_)
109. Posted by Dirt McGirt on October 24, 2006 5:52 PM
(_*_)
110. Posted by hilaroushillary on October 24, 2006 5:55 PM
and that's some damn nasty looking armenian ho, why is it that all of them have to have bushy eyebrows and giant eyes? i don't even want to know what kind of frickin' stupid bazillionaire heiress that hairy bitch is ... 8^Q
111. Posted by RichPort on October 24, 2006 5:57 PM
In other news... Kim Kardashian is smoking... my enormous johnson. I'd hit that like Bob Marley on his last spliff...
112. Posted by Dirt McGirt on October 24, 2006 6:26 PM
I'M BACK! I HAD TO GO GET THE BARNACLES SCRAPED OFF OF MY CUNT, SO IT TOOK ME A FEW MINUTES TO RETURN!
113. Posted by Dirt McGirt on October 24, 2006 6:27 PM
I AM SO SEXY! COME LOOK!
http://www.crazyshit.com/site/pics/images/nasty_pussy_lips.jpg
114. Posted by Dirt McGirt on October 24, 2006 6:29 PM
TAHT'S RIGHT, DRINK IN MY NARCASISTIC LONLINESS.
WON'T SOMEONE HOLD ME?
115. Posted by Dirt McGirt on October 24, 2006 6:30 PM
WHO IS THIS IMPOSTER? IS IT YOU BOB? OR TONY? WHAT THE HELL? I AM SO ANGRY!
116. Posted by Dirt McGirt on October 24, 2006 6:31 PM
AAGGHHHH!! THE MAGGOTS HAVE EATEN THROUGH MY PANTIES!!! I CAN'T STOP THEM NOW!!! SOON THEY WILL BE IN MY CUNNY!!!
I LOVE DOG DICK.
117. Posted by Dirt McGirt on October 24, 2006 6:31 PM
WHO'S 'OWNED' NOW, YOU USELESS CUNT???
STAY OFF THIS FUCKING BOARD.
118. Posted by cole007 on October 24, 2006 7:22 PM
all you people not talking smack about celebrities suck, seriously, we don't care about them, nor do we care about each other, except to comment on what great cock-jugglery comments we have to say about the cock-juggling celebrities like Paris, et.al, and furthermore, that girl in the red dress is WAY hotter than Paris and notice, her dress is somewhat demure compared to coke-bag-heinous-heiress....
119. Posted by BarbadoSlim on October 24, 2006 7:42 PM
So I'm with this four midget hookers right...and ...blah blah yack yack yack and we ...blah blah 'cause she had a can of Cheez It right, and then blah blah blah so, so, I finally tell her ...that's not the leaning tower of Pisa that's my cock.
true story
120. Posted by Flip21 on October 24, 2006 7:50 PM
Is that Sfartos Nachos' ring she's wearing in those pictures?
121. Posted by BigJim on October 24, 2006 8:01 PM
This is all just way too fucking lame for words. I'm glad I've got to go out of town for a few days so I can take a break from this shit.
Maybe someone will die horribly while I'm away. If I was a praying man, that's what I'd pray for; for someone to die. Horribly.
And slowly.
122. Posted by BarbadoSlim on October 24, 2006 8:23 PM
#189...I'm with ya Jim, someone will die sloooowwwwly oh so slowweley, just like you have instructed me....
123. Posted by KelKel on October 24, 2006 9:34 PM
For fuckety fucks sake,enough with this herpologist biaaaaaaaaaaatch.
124. Posted by whitenavel on October 25, 2006 1:30 AM
Armenian girls are so fugly. I bet she's got winter bush.
125. Posted by J&M on October 25, 2006 3:21 AM
$100,000 to host a party? I bet you get get all the kebabs and finger food you want thrown in... all served on a "bushy plate"!
126. Posted by Marjolein on October 25, 2006 3:26 AM
Ignoring all the bull.. The bitch in red looks way better than frog-face. I wish she'd hung herself over that.
127. Posted by RichPort on October 25, 2006 6:14 AM
Come on people, we seem to have lost our way... a troll is bad enough. But trolling a troll? Just ignore it, let it curl up and die...
That said, I'm offering free manual mammograms to all legal females (fuck it, even immigrants), I'd tap Kim Kardashian like a fucking keg at a frat house, Alicia Keys may or may not have beat up her girlfriend, and TCLTC. That is all.
128. Posted by no one you know on October 25, 2006 6:49 AM
Her top keeps reflecting the light back onto her skin making her look like she's covered in blisters. That, or she really actually may be covered in blisters. The woman should be in a leper colony.
129. Posted by jrzmommy on October 25, 2006 6:50 AM
When I read the title of the post about two unemployed sluts and then saw 195 comments, I said to myself, "Jrzmommy," I said, "something strange is definately afoot at the Circle-K!" And lo and behold...a troll.
130. Posted by PrettyBaby on October 25, 2006 7:26 AM
Hi Dirt or whoever you are- I think you are so rude. Lets just have fun and knock around some celebs and shit, not get all disgusting fucking my mom, your dad, jizzing on lips and cumming in asses,controlling shit,etc,etc. Remember one of PrettyBaby's mantras- Tough Guys Just Are Tough, They Don't Have to Tell Everyone That They Are. And Tough Guys are Sexy- Not like you Baby.
131. Posted by PrettyBaby on October 25, 2006 7:32 AM
Comment #182- What the hell? See a Psychiatrist!! Quick!! We only care what oily dick Paris is currently working on.
132. Posted by PrettyBaby on October 25, 2006 7:34 AM
Lastly 195 Richport- I volunteer for you, but after feeling the DD's you may need to cancel all the other Ho's that come after.
xoxoxo
133. Posted by RichPort on October 25, 2006 8:01 AM
#200 - My technique is firm but tender, and involves a radical buoyancy test that at times requires usage of my johnson. It has yet to be FDA approved, but we're confident. Many thanks for your contributions to unconventional science.
134. Posted by jrzmommy on October 25, 2006 8:08 AM
Kim Kardashian looks like a fat Iranian prostitute.
135. Posted by PrettyBaby on October 25, 2006 8:28 AM
#201 "Are you sure that you are a doctor?" "Okay sir" (Opens robe....)
136. Posted by kylieer on October 25, 2006 8:28 AM
i just find it so funny that people still 'worship' this retard. All she does is drink and party and she is considered amazing and worth our time of day. I am sick of us 'poor folk' obsessing over the Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous. They must go to bed at nite and laugh at all the 'little people' for being so fucking stupid and 'buying' into their lives as important. God I am so sick of it all.
137. Posted by Etan on October 25, 2006 8:36 AM
Hilton has really gone down on her price. After watching all those VH1 shows about how filthy rich she is, you'd think she would be alot more.
E - http://blog.ateava.com/
138. Posted by RichPort on October 25, 2006 8:40 AM
Jrz - I never thought I'd be so infatuated with a Persian whore before. Yea, I know she has the IQ of a squeaky doorknob, but she really makes me want some hashish... after putting her to a euphoric, orgasmic sleep...
139. Posted by Alex on October 25, 2006 10:23 AM
Fuck! This shit got over 200 comments? Damn.
140. Posted by The Pharoah on October 25, 2006 12:04 PM
I think that Paris' hotness is extremely overated. She needs to do something progressive with her (undeserved)fame. That chicka with her is so fine. Oooh La La!
141. Posted by danielle on October 25, 2006 12:49 PM
PATHETIC. I SWEAR, THIS DUMBASS BROAD GETS WORTHLESS BY THE MINUTE.
I PITY THE RETARD WHO ACTUALLY GOES THROUGH WITH THOSE IDIOTIC DEMANDS. I WOULDN'T PAY THE WHORE 100 PENNIES TO HOST A PARTY.
I DEFINANTLY WOULDN'T PROVIDE HER WITH A DAMN JET. SHE NEEDS TO TAKE HER SIZE 11 FEET AND WALK HER ASS TO THE PARTY. THE ONLY "EXPENSES" SHE SHOULD GET ARE ALL THOSE MAXI PADS SHE'LL NEED TO HOST A PARTY FOR AN HOUR OR SO..YOU KNOW, CONSIDERING SHE BLEEDS FROM ALL THE MEN WHO'VE RAPED HER ASS OVER THE PAST NUMBER OF YEARS.
142. Posted by RichPort on October 25, 2006 4:51 PM
(crickets)
143. Posted by Flip21 on October 25, 2006 10:21 PM
Please please please refer to Kevin Federline as Earl Spears from now on.
It has legs. I promise.
144. Posted by xx.deathcab.xx on October 26, 2006 5:15 AM
Kim Kardashian resembles that transexual from "There's Something About Miriam".
The resemblance is uncanny.
145. Posted by jrzmommy on October 26, 2006 5:52 AM
DanYELL is back.
146. Posted by RichPort on October 26, 2006 6:13 AM
I know... even the crickets fell asleep...
147. Posted by Sam on October 28, 2006 8:13 AM
Now are they looking for work "together" :)
Raised Eyebrows.....!!!! Another S** Tape ...
http://www.carmenelectraguide.com/
and http://www.parishiltonguide.com/ looking for work.