Nice blackheads all over her nose. Ughhhh

Right.... and we thought the Scary Spice story was the most frightening thing on the 'Fish today. Yikes.

34 my ass. she has got to be mid-forties, and her pores do not take kindly to the 'bronzer'.

For the love of god, get her a skin peel before she releases the Kracken.

Is the sun over exposure. I don't know why people think that looking like a orange desert snake is "fabulous and healthy".

She needs a peeling ASAP. With sulfuric acid.

Can't sleep, clown'll eat me.

She's looked like this forever - people are only noticing this now?

She's always had a fucked up scary face.

She looks like "Chief" from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest."

I'm scared!

LOL! My God, man. She's not aging well.
Mmmm. Juicyfruit.

Who cares what she looks like, with a mouth like that, I bet she can fellate like a champ.

She's bringing back sexy...
if sexy was cowhide.

I FUCKEN HATE HER FACE. I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A PURSE OUT OF HER LEATHERY SKIN

She also has some big Chiclet teeth. What about those, um, canines?

Take a look at how hot she was when she was in "the Mask"

What the hell happened?! aren't celebrities supposed to have access to special magical skin formulas containing Zimbabwayan Monkey semen that keeps them forever young? (See Morgan Fairchild/Bo Derrek)

Damn, What happened to Cameron? for that matter what happened to Terri hatcher? Oh thats right, annorexia.

ridden hard and put away wet, bitch doesn't need a make up artist, she needs a car detailer to condition that leather

HOLY CRAP! That made me jump out of my gaming chair.

http://wampoon.com

Ooops, forgot the link. Ok, I'll try that one more time.

Take a look at how hot she used to be. What happened?

http://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/Cameron_Diaz_2.jpg

She truly looks like Dopey from Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

Spindoc, that is an amazing point of comparison. You may ask, 'What happened?'

The bigger question remains: 'How did she change species?'

When did Tim Burton's creations start to come alive?

Dammit, why don't photographers stop taking these close up pictures of stars, man!

Nobody was to see that! It ruins the fantasy! Do we REALLY want to see a closeup shot of Jessica Alba, or Eva Longoria with no makeup?

I mean, give us men a break...

http://www.blackbeatpress.com

Shit, I don't want to see Eva Longoria WITH makeup. Give us ALL a break.

crikey!!

I thought MY pores were bad.

No one can accuse her of having any work done on her face

Is this why JT attacks paparazzi that get too close? He doesn't want us to know his shame.

Jack'o-lantern lookin' motherfucker.

she's bringing leatherback (YEAH!)...those other handbags don't know how to act (YEAH!)...her face is wrinkled up like my nutsack (YEAH!)...she is a beard for the dancing fag(YEAH!)...

botox, girl...(go head, bitch, go with it)

thats some scary ass shit.....

Thanks for my first genuine laugh of the day.

24-no shit. JT could stick his dick in those pores. Gross!

her face is like perennially on the magnified side of the mirror.

When they discuss actors who will disappear from the industry when we switch to HDTV, Diaz is always at the top of the list.

Now I see why.

Wow...And I thought K-Fed did a number on Brittney. What did JT to to Cameron?

the olsen twins in ten years.guaranteed.

especially the skinny one.

homegirl needs to stay out of the sun.her skin should be made into a bag.

but it needs conditioning first.

YIKES!

She still looks good from a far.

Crystal Gayle as coke whore. I agree with others who can't reconcile the fresh-faced Cameron from The Mask and the horrid voodoo glowskull leering at us in those pics. It's what Hollywood does to people - the drugs, the nonstop partying, alcohol, nasty sex to play connect the penises to Paris Hilton's heiress herpes. In hindsight I can't believe she sued that photog who tried to sell pics of her topless. Looking like that, and at this stage in her "career", you would think she would appreciate shots of her twenty-year old tits and fresh complexion making the rounds. To top off the fugly, I have read repeatedly that she is an absolute cunt to P.A.s and little people on set.

True, these are not her most flattering pics, but the truth is that without botox, surgery, etc. this is what happens. It is called aging.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

Since I am technically retarded, could someone PLEASE do me a favor and show me what it would look like if Cameron Diaz and Brian Peppers had a baby? Is there anyway to photoshop or whatever this lead photo of Cam with this.....http://static.flickr.com/8/10180188_b56ef7d76b.jpg

I've heard that she's had crap skin for like a decade, that she's one of those stars who dread the switch to HDTV as it reveals a multitude of sins. But yikes!

@39

Please don't suggest such a horrible thing! What have we ever done to you?

That photo of Peppers was more than enough to scare the paint off of my car, shit's peeling after that!

From far away, they look pretty ok but once you hit that zoom button or do any close up shots, all hell breaks loose.

It's called ageing people! Ok so she is ageing a bit quickly considering she is only 34 - but give her a break - she is only one of many celebs who has opted not to go to extreme lengths to keep her youth and not look all plastic - we mock them if they do and we mock them if they don't! Can't bloody win!

I must admit though a good facial for her once in a while wouldn't hurt.

Its called HD cameras, the old tricks aren't working anymore.

*from Showtime at the Apollo*

Cameron Diaz pores be so big i'm getting sucked in as I write this POssssssssstttt!@%&%#

tee hee...Voodoo Glowskulls.

omg! cant sleep, clown'll eat me, cant sleep, clown'll eat me...

That is one horrendous looking bitch!!!!!

Good lord Im going to print that out and scare the shit out of the kids in my area on halloween!!!!!

Justin screws that????????

YAAAA! A little anxious with the Halloween mask I C. I'm just trying to figure out what she's suppose to be. If she's going for the over-the-hill-starlet looked shes got it pegged. Or scabby crack slut she could double for. I'm SOOOOOO happy for Justin for baggin' "The most beautiful girl in Hollywood" (His words).

# 26 ---i wet myself a little laughing at your post.

her face needs to be shut all the way down for an unspecified amount of time. i'd suggest imploding it and stripping it down to the bone. this mess is beyond "touch ups".

justin is doing the right thing by keeping cameras and light away from this disaster. i'm sure he has her on a strictly doggystyle diet.

Perhaps whorish clown would have been more appropriate?

http://www.celebslam.com

Mommy ... what is that? I'm scared!

"I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille".

And my trained eye tells me she has had Botox to her forehead and between her eyes.

As God awful looking as Lohan, Britney, assorted Hilton sisters etc. can look sometimes, this disgusting bitch in my opinion is consistently uglier than the lot of them. The best she might have ever looked is when she had spooge in her hair in Something About Mary. Ugly ugly skank. I'm off now to throw up in my mouth.

she looks like she has exchanged her face for a tan hide from a monkeys ass.

id still go her but

"True, these are not her most flattering pics, but the truth is that without botox, surgery, etc. this is what happens. It is called aging. "

She wouldn't look so bad if she didn't fry her skin so much, though.

This is the reason why i stay outta tanning beds!

Why hasn't she Ever been introduced to deep pore facial wash or suncream? Does she realise with these two Wonderful products she could remain hollywood starlike for a lot longer. Perhaps some blotting paper she can use to get rid of the sheen when it arises!

"ridden hard and put away wet" - thank god someone else knows the cowboy colloquialisms that my father has been spouting at such appropriate times my whole life.

As an aside, I wish tabbacy was the culprit here.

I'm older than Cameron (30) and my skin is fucking awesome compared to her - I don't have money for expensive products, either... and I smoke. I have clear, white-girl skin and extremely small pores.

It's sun exposure, people. SUN. And genetics. I have a friend who looks alot like Cameron. She has huge, ugly, shitty pores. She tans, too. IN the booth and sun. She has fake boobs and had her cellulite sucked out years ago. She might dress well and wear a size 6, but she looks like ass if you get too close up. Also, the fake blonde - back to real brown - back to blonde really does a number on your hair and skin I think. I feel if you strip your hair's natural color, it possibly strips the oils that you need leaking down to your face to keep you supple and young.

The only problem I am dealing with is my giant frown/thinking wrinkle in my forehead from reading so many posts so intently!

"Frownies" work well, Cameron, if you don't want surgury, bitch, so does Sheisedo products - get the WHITENING ones.... and stop tanning. 'Sexy back' is going to be backing out soon for a younger specimen.

...Even that creepy trannie from The Silence of the Lambs would not be interested in that skin.

You saw Batman begins.
Now the Joker ends it.

Oooh I totally know what I'm gonna be for Halloween

Poor JT! Can you imagine waking up to that? Especially after a scary dream? I'd need an adult diaper.

And when the lights came up at two
I caught a glimpse of you
And your face looked like something
Death brought with him in his suitcase

"The French Inhaler"
by Warren Zevon
(we miss you Warren)

I AM TOTALLY LAUGHING MY ASS OFF TO :
3 "For the love of god, get her a skin peel before she releases the Kracken."
11 "She's bringing sexy back.. if sexy is cowhide"
22 "I don't want to see Eva Longoria WITH makeup."
25 "no one can accuse her of having any...work done"
62 "Oooh I totally know what I'm gonna be for Halloween"

This is the single most generous helping of hilarious posts for a single shitty zoom shot that I've ever seen! Thanks! This made me laugh my ass loose!! HA HA!! (3 and 11 tie for first prize)

Hey #59
The skin on my scrotum looks better than the skin on her face. Also has less hair on it then her chin does.

Woaaah....she's like a wrinkled crone...(croney? you know the word I'm looking for...)

Maybe she just has one of those faces that goes to shit when she smiles??

Ps. #28 you're hilarious

UNWASHEDMASSES totally called it. Crystal Gayle! I looked at that picture and i thought, "Which leathery black haired electric blue eyed country singer does she resemble?" She just needs ass length hair extensions and she's a dead ringer.

her face is the reason for doggie style.
also just be glad we don't have to listen to her laugh like a seal.

Hmmm....with blue eyes you shouldn't try the vampira look. save the trash for Angelina.

it could be worse. she could look like tara reid.

I just joined this site to defend Cameron. How can you possibly criticize her looks. She hasn't looked this good since Batman.

#71 WTF?!?!?!?!

Batman? explain youself immediately

ooooooooooooooooooh, nevermind, although she does resemble the classic Cesar Romero Joker more than the Nicholson version.

Aging naturally has a career in it.

Cher is basically laughed at, but someone who ages semi-naturally can get a part in a film as an older person.

Maybe she's in it for the uber-long-haul, ya know, and she's not scorching her career by spending her thirties trying to look a decade younger, besides, she still looks a hell of a lot better than your typical 34-year old american woman.

#35 said it right:

she is the OLSEN Twins in 10 years from now.

she is hideous! She made herself ugly.

She deserves an OSCAR for MAKEUP.

BEST HALLOWEEN MAKE UP.

HAHAHAHAHAHA, it's true, she DOES like death! I just made that picture my new wallpaper!

Elias, you are truly courageous. Just remember what you did, so when you flip on your monitor tomorrow morning, you don't scream the neighbors awake.

If you start at her left mouth corner (that's your right, facing, peeps) and go upwards climbing the gorged wrinkles, by five huge cracks you're at the top of the cheekbone.

Unfortunately, her bangs cover the plethora of witch cracks between there and the corners of her tired eyes, but I can spy at least three mooncrate fissures radiating from that eye corner alone.

I mean, you could literally spelunk down into those bad boys on a rope. Fuck's sake. Anna Nicole doesn't have cracks that deep.

Someone needs some Oil of fucking Olay.

Shes bringing sexy black death.

When did Steven Tyler get plastic surgery?

InstantAsshat-AddFame, I'll keep that in mind. Although, I may wake up and become petrified as soon as I see her death-like face, who knows?

#54 I think you are right. Her forehead looks suspiciously smooth compared to the rest of her face.

Now they just need to take that Botox and hit the corners of her eyes too..

OMG. Thanks for the nightmares.

If I saw that coming toward me I'd kill myself out of sheer terror.

hahahahaha

That happens when photoshop was not used.

At least her hair is nice and shiny.

Eww, that hair is too black for her complexion.

She needs to give up sugar and refined carbs. That shit makes big pores look craterous by causing "low level cellular inflammation". Dull sciency shmmmeuh, but terribly true. And maybe give up smiling too. Thankfully my screen res is so poor that I can't see her orange peel hide as badly as the rest of you. Thank you. Thank you.

If they should make a "there is something 'bout Mary ²" she can play the old bitch now.

Where's her chainsaw?

#28: ooooooo

i love uuuuuuuuuuuuuu

MWAH

Thats where my wallet went! Her mouth looks like a big damn catfish!

Looks like 1970s-used-up-porn-star chic to me. She still has a twinkle in her eye, so I guess she isn't completely dead inside...

yeeeeaaaaccccck!!!!!!!!!!!**violent convulsions** why do this to us fish?????

It's nice to see H.R. Pufnstuf making a comeback.........

good one #95. Here's visual evidence

http://www.austinchronicle.com/issues/dispatch/1999-12-10/screens_feature2-1.jpg

#95, lmao
I never thought she was attractive, even when she was in "The Mask".

Nice resemblance here too:

http://www.puzzle-shop.de/joker.html

Why the F do these stars go brunette?! Nicky Hilton sealed her fate with it. Britney? What about when Skankfest XTina "I heart da Jew Boi" Aguilera was a brunette (or blackette....)? MISTAKE. ALWAYS A MISTAKE. Cameron: 1. Bleach the shit out your huhr Gurl. 2. Exclusively flaunt your body. 3. She's still HOT - we're just jealous cuz she's banging JT who used to bang Britney who's now banging Kevin who used to bang Char who's now banging Quentin who used to bang Mira who's now banging some super young guy. And NOW the circle is complete. Don't bang young guys.

....and they say having a girl steals your beauty....

well give her some credit she is like 40 i think she looks pretty good

I believe that's actually Lou Reed

She aged. How dare she. That whore.

I've seen her future, and it ain't pretty...
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004979.html

cmon.. how judgemental can you be??? I mean.. there IS something really classy about her after all- I think it's the rich corinthian leather?

Damn....she looks like the fucking Crypt Keeper.....and just in time for halloween too

Well, when you've living with a deeply-closeted-

(censored by J Timberlake's publicist)

They're not blackheads, they're freckles...for fucks..

Why u guys beeing so meaaaan???
I have skn problems as well, i saw so many doctors, i did so many facials, i`m using so much stuff...theres someting genetic...
I bet she got the best doctor in the world, and verything that she wants... but they can`t do anything as well...
Some people they lucky, they got good skin some peolpe they don`t...
I`m not happy at all about this , but what can i do..........???
I bet she feels the same....