October 24, 2006
Britney Spears' baby might not be a boy
Britney Spears still hasn't confirmed the name of her new baby and sources are revealing that it isn't named Sutton Pierce and was never a boy at all.
"That's not the baby's name," one source insists. "It's Jayden James. J.J. for short." Another source insists that the baby isn"t a boy at all - but a girl. The rumors gained traction when Federline appeared on a radio show and refused to answer questions about the baby's name or gender. "Isn't that strange when you hear that, when you have a child and people tell you the sex is a different one," the DJ asked Federline. He replied: "Yeah it's crazy. Well it's even crazier when people are telling me my child's name." Buzz about the baby's sex grew louder after a report that Spears was photographed buying pink baby clothes at Planet Blue in Malibu - but her bodyguard confiscated the film.
Another source is saying they're using the child as a PR stunt like Suri Cruise, and "that they'll release pics closer to the release date of Kevin's new CD." Although I don't understand why somebody doesn't just break into Britney's house and take a peak under the kid's skirt. Since when have "laws" ever stood in the way of the human spirit? That's just loser talk.
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Comments
1. Posted by CelebSlam.com on October 24, 2006 8:57 AM
You stay classy Britney!
http://www.celebslam.com
2. Posted by ApacheRose on October 24, 2006 9:00 AM
It's probably because the kid came out a hermaphrodite and they haven't figured out if they'll raise it as a boy or girl... or both.
3. Posted by BeautifulNightmare on October 24, 2006 9:02 AM
"Buzz about the baby's sex grew louder after a report that Spears was photographed buying pink baby clothes at Planet Blue in Malibu - but her bodyguard confiscated the film."
Maybe Britney is raising Sutton Pierce as a cross dresser?
4. Posted by jrzmommy on October 24, 2006 9:02 AM
"Jeeeeeezussss Krast, Keyvin! What in the HAIL do you cawl theeeis? Its not a girl....not yet a woman.....but not a boy?"
5. Posted by gatorbates on October 24, 2006 9:04 AM
I thought the kid's name was Jim Bob Cooter Federline.
You can always take the trash out of the trailer ............
6. Posted by Binky on October 24, 2006 9:07 AM
Hummm... last time I checked James was a guy's name.
My sources tell me it is a baby girl though. Olive Veronica Federline.
Or O-Ver Fed for short, because she's a little tubby.
7. Posted by IFuckingHateYou on October 24, 2006 9:08 AM
They haven't released the name or the sex because these fucking idiot hillbillies don't know what either one is.
They're waiting for "the shell" to fall all the way off so they can figure out if it's a boy or girl, then it's either going to be K-Fag Jr. or Britney Jr.
Somebody needs to tell these stupid fucks that it isn't a shell, it's the fucking diaper and it needs to be changed.
8. Posted by Madrid Marriott on October 24, 2006 9:12 AM
Does the sex really matter? We already know that the child is/will be all of the following:
1. White trash
2. A whore
3. Drug/alcohol-dependent
4. Fucked up
5. In therapy
6. Noticeably unsmart
9. Posted by biatcho on October 24, 2006 9:18 AM
And now for something completly different...
I have a co-worker telling me there are pics out today of Matthew McConofag & his boy toy Lance MyAnus kissing & stuffs.
I am too lazy to bother looking... I need proof please. Anyone?
10. Posted by BigJim on October 24, 2006 9:32 AM
Two words:
Circumcision accident.
11. Posted by Christie on October 24, 2006 9:32 AM
What does it matter? All they are trying to do is create a buzz for K-Fed's CD...just the same as having K-Fed on WWE westling. I am sure the pics will be out in the next week or so seeing as that is when K-Fed's CD is due for release.
Just a guess.
12. Posted by jrzmommy on October 24, 2006 9:40 AM
I'm surprised she didn't try to have Sean Preston OD in her hospital room. Copycattin' bitch.
13. Posted by yuckyfresh on October 24, 2006 9:42 AM
and your little dog too! wa ha ha ha ha!!
14. Posted by PrettyBaby on October 24, 2006 9:42 AM
#9 Yuck- I will poke out my pretty greens if I see those. For related content see the Jake and his Lame Duck posting. But whatever, I'll look at 'em if someone's got 'em.
15. Posted by Brain Embolism on October 24, 2006 9:49 AM
Wow!
16. Posted by sharkbite on October 24, 2006 9:55 AM
Unlike Suri, which we weren't even sure existed, and even then, weren't sure if it wasn't an alien or a robot... we know we are not lucky enough that there is no Britney baby.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com
17. Posted by Angry Ferret Jones on October 24, 2006 9:56 AM
Britney's Baby Shirt is a Racist!
18. Posted by Glossed Over on October 24, 2006 9:58 AM
Are we sure Britney and Kevin can even tell the difference between a boy and a girl?
http://glossedover.com
19. Posted by carrie bradshaw on October 24, 2006 10:02 AM
I just love how celebrities use children as PR stunts *cough*Tom Cruise*cough*Madonna.
Remind me again though, how having the baby photos come out at the same time as K-Fed's "album" drops will inspire people to go buy his shitty record?
20. Posted by ponk on October 24, 2006 10:07 AM
just how do you determine the sex of a cabbage patch kid?
21. Posted by RichPort on October 24, 2006 10:07 AM
They actually haven't named the child as yet. They want something original and poignant, something that says class and unique all at once. The were gonna go for "Xena: Trailer Park Princess", but it was too long and words that start with "X" make Brit's eyes water and brain swell.
They have likely opted for a Prince-like symbol name, probably in the likeness of a middle finger.
22. Posted by Stuey75 on October 24, 2006 10:10 AM
fo real #19. I aint buying it for nuttin. and i could give a flying rats ass what they had, unless it was some freak of nature. I have yet to see a celebrities baby except that one madonna stole cause it was on here.
23. Posted by Italian Stallion on October 24, 2006 10:19 AM
I think the nickname J.J. is DYNOMITE!!!!!
24. Posted by NipsyHustle on October 24, 2006 10:22 AM
they are probably still turning it over trying to figure out what it is. no one cares about her breakdancing hamster.
25. Posted by Brain Embolism on October 24, 2006 10:36 AM
#23 - Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
That's right, I'm laughing here Stallion.
You are on FIRE today my friend!
26. Posted by Kitty on October 24, 2006 10:59 AM
Brittany uses her new born baby as a publicity stunt, then she'll cry that the media won't leave her and her baby alone. Isn't that like child exploitation or something?
27. Posted by Do Freebird on October 24, 2006 11:08 AM
I always assumed that in Bayou country they had a traditional name for the second child.
So lets welcome little Booger to the Federline lineage.
BTW, has anyone else thought what Brit's obvious combination of fertility/stupidity is going to do to the overall gene pool of the human race? I predict that within 10 generations that Neanderthal man will once more walk the earth.
28. Posted by Kitty on October 24, 2006 11:11 AM
TMZ says its a boy: Jayden James
http://www.tmz.com/2006/10/24/tmz-solves-britney-baby-mystery/
29. Posted by tsarinaamanda on October 24, 2006 11:15 AM
Oh my GOD, I just realized that the...thing Shitney was holding in that pic was a SHIRT! I thought it was a bunch of wadded-up rolls of film, or a paper towel used to wipe up after Sean P vomits up his soda, Cheetos, and strained peas! Hideous, truly THE ugliest shirt I've ever seen!
and @26-
You're ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. I'm also sick to death of these whiny bitches getting themselves into these situations, and then bitching and crying about how they are so harassed, OMGZ WTF! I say...."Just don't look, just don't look" It's got Paul Anka's guarantee (guarantee void in Tennessee)! Then maybe the Federtards and their demon spawn will just drop dead from being ignored. We can only hope.
30. Posted by Spindoc on October 24, 2006 11:23 AM
Man is SHE going to be pissed if his CD Is a hit, if this douchebag ever gets his own money he will dump her ass in a second. THen she will go around bitching about how she made him a star and boo hoo hoo.
31. Posted by seyoboy on October 24, 2006 11:27 AM
I hate
Britney ...nobody cares about your baby
http://celebcorner.blogspot.com/
32. Posted by Brain Embolism on October 24, 2006 11:35 AM
The babies a "Bigfoot, Gus"!
33. Posted by LoneWolf on October 24, 2006 11:36 AM
LOL @ #12.
Doesn't matter what sex it is - the poor little fucker's doomed to be dropped on its head, crushed behind the steering wheel, or OD'ing from 2nd hand pot smoke anyway.
Feral cats are better mothers.
34. Posted by erika ned on October 24, 2006 11:53 AM
the birth certificate was filed today...
tha baby is def initely a boy and it's name is jayden james federline
check it out here:
http://www.tmz.com/2006/10/24/tmz-solves-britney-baby-mystery/
35. Posted by bond on October 24, 2006 12:10 PM
i think it's supposed to be someone should take a PEEK, not a PEAK. someone taking a PEAK would be a whole different kind of story for a whole different time and place.
36. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on October 24, 2006 1:12 PM
Maybe they can have Madonna adopt the baby, at least that way he might have a fighting chance.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
37. Posted by Sara Luppino on October 25, 2006 2:57 PM
It is Jayden James, but here are 3 other names they picked out and were highly considering.
Cheeto Crunch Spears
Large Fryy Spears
Lucy Poosi Spears
38. Posted by andrew-film on October 26, 2006 3:35 AM
Oh, these two created a mutant! And what did ya expect? A beautiful baby? From these two with IQ lowering from 75?
39. Posted by Sam on October 28, 2006 8:09 AM
How come he/she is still uncertain ? Why would they lie to the fans/media/public ?
http://www.britneyspearsguide.com/