Oct 27 2006Brad Pitt pranks himself

It must suck to be so good looking you have no friends. What am I saying it does suck, I should know...

this sounds like something you would do to entertain 4 year olds...

Dear Jesus, this is the lamest Fish posting in a long time.

Maybe just file it under "Phoned it in on a Friday."

Even Edna is shaking her head.

Oh yeah, well Philadelphia is full of blowhards and knock-kneed bimbos.

And the bimbos don't even give head!

right.
and because brad pitt does that,
i would assume he masterbates himself.

=]

He'll do anything to seem "regular" won't he... poor little prince of his own crazy universe of shit...

Why is everybody overseas now?? Brad and Angelina, Wesley Snipes is hidin' out and Madonna is grocery shopping for more kids, what's REALLY goin' on...

It's like working at a company and seeing all the logos change to Chinese before they finally announce that your job is "moving"!

I think all the stars are going to "Bollywood" for more money. I'm just sayin'...

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fuck, how exactly does this lighten the mood on the set? Poor crew members must have been terrified of the crazy man

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Me likey Brad Pitt, wedgie or not! He could come on over and waddle around my house any day.

Okay now, You don't get it, this Fucker is so hot it is ridiculous. I would love to watch him "yank" his pants up. He really deserves me I think, yep.

Ahhhhhh, to be famous!!!

he's overrrrrrrated

Er...we care about this why? This is as much entertainment to read as Lindsay Lohans bulge. Jesus tap dancing christ....er...wait...the bulge was better.

I would love to watch him "yank" all over me. Fuck, what I would give to even watch him "yanking". mmmmmmmmmmmm

Giving himself a wedgie. That must just be about the only thing that comes close to having Angelina's fat lips around your dick. It's really all about love.

Angelina Jolie is a damn genius. She snatched him from that boring Jennifer Aniston and then gave him 3 (count 'em) 3 babies and then probably keeps him so fucked and sucked that he is just in a daze and he does whatever she wants.

She needs to teach a class on her methods. I will ahppily join.

happily and even joyfully...

All the horny girls will emerge now..

Wow, I've always wanted to uppercut a punk ass! I bet it felt good pal.

It sounds like shit I do for my imaginary friend all the time.

Wow, I've always wanted to uppercut a punk ass! I bet it felt good pal.

It sounds like shit I do for my imaginary friend all the time.

Wow, I've always wanted to uppercut a punk ass! I bet it felt good pal.

It sounds like shit I do for my imaginary friend all the time.

I hate people who hate Philadelphia.

uppercuts? that wouldn't work on my computer. i almost broke my hand trying to get it to work.

This is what happens when you are only around people who kiss your ass all the time. You actually start to think that you are funny, witty, and clever instead of the idiot that you obviously are Brad.

We're all just laughing our asses off Brad. Heh heh heh.

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@22 - That's because your a knock-kneed bimbo your damn self.

...you're

and I still hate Philadelphia!

Oh, that Brad. So funny. Ha. ha.

*eyeroll*

I'm gonna ignore the dumbass Lame Cook reference

While I am not familiar with the University of Being Sexy (must not be accredited) I know how to make women and men orgasm just by using your eyes... and just a simple glance is all it takes too! This is particularly effective when I am riding my spaceship to the land of Oh Yeah, right there baby.

As for Brad and his wedgie. Hot!

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Supposedly he helped them build the church behind him. When he asked them what they were going to call it, they replied in "clicks" which were translated to him as "The church of God". His face turned all red and he said "Awe, you guys don't have to name it after me". The youngest one said in "clicks"... "No stupid, were naming it after that white bitch that took little David to a better place"...........

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You are an outstanding humn being.

Brad Pitt likes things wedged in his ass? maybe that explains why he won't marry until gays are allowed to.
BPLTC

#33 Thems fightin' words!!

I don't care if he is a liberal asswipe, he doesn't need to speak except to say "Why PrettyBaby, You taste Delicious"

I feeling a little xxx rated today..

Damn you Internets!

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Brad Pitt just got a little douchier.

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I would also snatch this vanilla ass up. Ya smell me? No homo.

@33 Excellent. I adore him and that was still funny.

God: Thank you for Brad.
God: Thank you for letting Superficial use "wedgie" & "Brad" in the same sentence.

It's like Bredgie. That made me giggle.

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What is a 'wedgie'?

Nice one, so the next news will be about "Angelina Pitt" ?

What is a 'wedgie'? Did you mean veggie ?

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God his shorts are so lucky. they get to be stuffed up in between those luscious blonde buns while he waddles around. i bet they were sweaty, those buns. in my next life i want to be his shorts.

Orgasmovision! Mmmm Brad Pitt..

How do his pants fit when Angelina is always up his ass?

Am I the only female that just doesn't find Brad Pitt hot anymore? He seems to get uglier and uglier everytime I see another picture of him.

Brad Pitt is so freaking sexy!!! What I would do for one night with him...

i want him soooooooo badly i can almost taste him.

wow, who knew he was a total weirdo....the people on the set must have been like 'wtf!?'