Oct 30 2006Bill Maher makes fun of the dead

Okay, now THAT´S some funny shit.

Wow. That's original.

What a F*ing jerk!!!!!!!! This is in such poor taste.

Jade
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Ouch, that's pretty lame.

Poor taste! Let's see him get speared at his desk job.

Hey Superficial, are you an idiot.
I thought you made your money by people clicking on the umpteen million ads you have floating around here.
Putting a thread up after everybody has gone home is not a good business practice.

THINK... TRY... DO !!!

Too soon.

wow

too soon,dude,too soon.

horrendous.

P.S.highest ive ever been!so siked!

..And he's fuckin un original. I think South Park Already mocked a guy wearing a Steve Erwin outfit with a sting ray. He stole the joke.

When I first saw the photo, I assumed he was dressed as a bleeding-heart Liberal. Then I realized he didn't need a costume for that.

maybe he is that old american dude that bought it the same way.......either way its still a riot.

i dont get it. is steve erwin dead or somethin?

maybe a stingray should spear him through the heart. see how he likes it. wouldnt there be egg on his face then?

i was going to go as this, but then i realize it was tasteless and not even funny. that is one of the many reasons why i am smarter than bill maher.

i also wear underoos from http://www.funderpants.com

what a douche

Wow, what an ass. You know you've screwed up when South Park's joke on the same subject is more tasteful than yours.

Maher's a degenerate secret homo. Just thought I'd let everyone know.

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now who's crass enough to be anna nicole's zombie son?

Oh so I guess I'm an asshole for wearing that smashed up Mercedes while dressed up as Princess Diana... geez, go buy a sense of humor you fuckers. I liked the crikey dude and all, but I don't think this costume is nearly as fucked up as the exhumed Daniel corpse get up I turned down (too much fucking dirt and worms).

in other news, is he wearing makeup or is he really dead?

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FUNNY SHIT!! Me love lawn thyme, Bill. LOL

Tacky.

How long is this asshole gonna circle the drain? Did he go as Osama in 2001?

19 -- Yeah, you ARE an asshole. It's way too soon after his death to be making fun of it, ESPECIALLY since his widow and sons are still in grieving!

If you are offended by this, then you don't belong here.

Fucking candy asses.

#9 - You are right. It is a weak rip-off.

This guy lost his edge years ago. He should take a quick trip to "fuck-off land."

true dat, 19 @ 25

BTW, could he BE any more stoned?

At first, I thought he was starring in the sequel to Snakes on a Plane, in "Snakes in a Chest", as that barely resembles a sting ray barb.

GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT BILL

trufax

Jeeeeeez. I actually thought that he was dressed up as a mummy sorta thing, but once I read that paragraph, why would he do such a thing? o____0

"**..And he's fuckin un original. I think South Park Already mocked a guy wearing a Steve Erwin outfit with a sting ray. He stole the joke.**"

That WAS Steve Irwin you idiot. He died back when he was raping animals in the ass with his thumb, thats why he was in Hell and invited to the party.

He is all in halloween spirit

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I have no idea who this fuckwit is but that is so not funny!

Steve Iriwn's wife is already devastated enough about South Parks antics and now this! For those of you who think this is funny - just imagine that this could be your husband or your dad that is being mocked. Way too soon for this shit.

And by the way he is one ugly fuck.

Steve Irwin? That's nothing, I went to a party on Saturday dressed as Christopher Reeves, wheelchair and all. My girl came as Terri Schiavo.........

I just don't get his sense of humor. There's funny and then there's totally inappropriate and sick!!

This is sick.

Jade - who officially hates Bill Maher
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Terri Schiavo was hot.

Ya' know, before she looked like that guy from Beetlejuice.

so, when I was one of the twin towers impaled with a plastic plane, that was in bad taste? whoops.

you people suck.
oooh. it would've been so much better had he just dressed up as a slutty police officer. which, incidentally, would hurt the feelings of police officers worldwide.

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Hehehe. ^_^

He is not funny.
I really can't stand political extremist (from the right or left).
He is divisive.

Ever notice that the old fucks, that have no shot at the young chicks, are always combing and pulling what little hair they have left down into their face?

Maher is such a waste of oxygen.

what a bunch of fucktards. poor taste. perhaps you weren't hugged enough as kids? damn peeps.

Who is Bill Maher ?

there's a difference between really funny, and really tacky...and this get-up goes way beyond the borders of tackyland. What an ass.

P.S. Hey Bill! That's one baaad rug there, man.

If it was offensive but funny then I'd give the guy the thumbs up (thumbs up for the princess Di comment Richport!). But it's not even funny.

That is just completely wrong.

Being an ex-jarhead, THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT THAT PISSES ME OFF,

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061031/ap_on_re_mi_ea/iraq

... and that's not even the most killed in a month!!!

What a fucking douchebag. I hope Steve Irwins widow sees this and blasts the mother fucker. Talk about poor taste.

Good Lord. C'mon, you're better than that Bill. What, you watched South Park and thought that everybody would think you were being original.

D-Bag.

for all you people saying the people that find this offensive are so pathetic, you're all douchebags who apparently dont value human life and have no sympathy toward the families of the dead. What a bunch of cunts.

OK, a person from S TX is hating anyone who's not crazy-Nazi-Rove-scary-right-wing-ass-bag...

I mean.. shit.. Ever BEEN to Texas?!?! Cuz I have ..unfortunately.. several times.. and it's like being beamed into the racist Third World (minus the cool belly-dancing). That's the single highest concentration of racist ignorant people this side of Kansas. Seriously.

Austin TX is OK, though. Love the bats. That bridge rocks.

what a Dick...

he just lost all respect from me. Fucking asshat

Is he supposed to be mr. magoo with a barb in his chest?

Damn he's ugly on that picture.

@49 I couldn't have said it any better myself.

Unoriginal indeed. I must have seen at least 5 people dressed in Irwin costumes this weekend. It became as shocking as seeing some chubby sorority girl dressed in a slutty nurse costume. Snore.

Yes, I was right - still a total fucker, this is so not funny.

Y'know, I'm a jerk...and sometimes I go off on a tangent about how celebrity worship is an indictment of our entire society, and not just a blight on our culture...

...but shit.

Even I'll admit this is a really mean thing to do.

what an idiot

He's a fucking jerk. And by fucking jerk I mean he's ugly as hell! And by all means, if there was one normal man at this party or whatever, he should have kicked him in the crotch then pull his heart out and mock him in front of everybody.

I hate Bill Mahr. But it's funny. He's got balls to dress up like that.

Okay, why someone would bring Texas into this is beyond me. I hope you know how ignorant you sound talking about Texas (or any place) like that. You've been to Tx a few times and didn't like it? Hmm, maybe YOU are the problem.

To have so much hate for any one place and stereotype everyone that lives there (Oh except for the hippies/yuppies in Austin, theyr'e cool durrrrrr) is really stupid. You're a moron.

Bill Maher is a funny, thought provoking fucker. His show is one of the few where the left and the right can battle it out without reducing themselves to a "Crossfire" like squabble. Surely his audience leans left, but he has staunch conservatives on regularly, which is more than can be said for the FoxNews shows. He's also an asshole, but most people that piss in the open, willing mouth of society usually are (Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, Al Franken...). Too soon to make fun of the crikey dude? Perhaps, but if he went as Paul Wellstone surrounded by a burnt out airplane shell I suppose that would be okay. Each of you celeb nut huggers can take turns wacking me off. That is all.

Actually I forgot to say, everything is bigger in Texas: the scandals, the poverty, racism, oil wealth, rogue tax-evading corporations, hiring illegal immigrants to clean toilets... Don't Mess With Texas.

without question he is the most unattractive man ever. And when I say ever I mean EVER!

Def. ugly! He's not funny... I think his punishment should have to be to walk behind Paris Hilton so he can slip and fall in a puddle of herpes!!!

BM is a an arrogant schmuck, but this doesn't make him an asshole. This is just unoriginal.

BTW, hate all you want, but he gets so much pussy that he makes Wilmer Valderama look like one of the the Queer Eye guys.

As for Steve Irwin.....(wait for it)......

He was croc-blocked!!

Thank you. Thank you very much.

it's one way to get press coverage, i only wished his name was mispelled. he used to be so hip, now he's so last century......

I'm just wondering about what I can go as for Halloween without offending too many people, so I'm looking for feedback. After all, I'm just a dumb Canadian who doesn't really understand Americans all that well, and I certainly wouldn't want to offend our great neighbor to the south.

So, I'm thinking about either dressing up as a suicide bomber, or an airline pilot with a scraggly beard and holding a box cutter.

Would either of these be considered going too far?

At first I thought this costume was his ode to "Frankenstein gets fucked in the chest by Alien" which I thought was just plain mean because,well, who the fuck doesn't love Frankenstein??? And aliens that fuck monsters.

But now that I know I am wrong I can laugh again.

65--No shit this dude get's a lot of chicks. When I lived in DC I went to an event that he was at also and he had the most beautiful chick with him and he was IGNORING HER while other chicks just glommed on to him. I don't get it. they must think he'll make them famous or something.

BigJim, I say go as a mexican day laborer and try to jump the border to the states... see what happens.

Jim - Go as Osama bin Laden wearing an American flag as a turban.

Or you can dress up as Hilary Clinton with a cock hanging from your pantsuit zipper.

If everyone would get over stigmatizing death as something horrible, then maybe so many people wouldn't be offended by jokes about the dead. Why does the human race make death and dying into such a horribly sad event? The world is so fucked up, if you're considered good and you die the whole world mourns, if you're considered bad (John Wayne Gacy) and you die, no one can give a fuck. Death is Death is Death is Death. Dying is what you start to do from the day you're born.

laaaame

Go as an unwed Ann Coulter going to Planned Parenthood to have an abortion. The outfit should have a string of flavored condoms hanging out of the purse (right next to a prescription for RU-486 and a DNC voter registration card) and come with a good conscience and semblance of the truth to make it truly ironic.

I love you guys.

Except those of you are fucksticks.

Do'h! Those of you "who" are fucksticks might make more sense. Too much of that Canadian beer for breakfast.

What a fuckin LOSER,He probably put that costume on thinking "Boy oh boy,I'll get the laughs now for sure! I'm so controversial!"

The bottom line is this- everyone knows he sucks. He wants to be relavant or whatever but in the end, he is ugly, boring and stupid.

By Crickey though, he better watch out for old Steve's ghost. I think that squirrely guy's energy hasn't left yet. Bill may meet with an unexplained death by kookaburras and platypuses.

Steve Irwin is laughing his ass off in his grave.

Bill Maher gets more ass than a seat on the city bus. And some of them are unfairly attractive. He's starting to look like a cartoon character, but he's edgy, smokes copious amounts of doobie, and gets hot, young ethnic chicks.

Bill Maher '08

#76 Mmmmmm Fucksticks.....

Unfortunately for the hot, young chicks, they still have to listen to his boring diatribes before, during and after he fucks 'em. Could you imagine your "claim to fame" being boned by this old fucker?

Too bad it didnt happen to him instead of Steve.

tasteless, and i'll tell you why.

It's time to change the story here, because I can't stand looking at him. He looks like he's a real (live?) rotting corpse.

I'll tell you what's tasteless. My cleaning guy ate some of my fucking Bottle Caps last night and left the wrappers on my desk.

Fucking Guat.

Of course he's an asshole he's basically against everything decent. He's a fucking liberal thats their repertoire. Their number one goal is to turn American into the athiest shithole cesspool like Europe. Not to mention pretty much disarm us from self defense and let the terrorists have open season on us,

That's nothing. This year I'm going as Michael J. Fox - the costume was a bargain, all I have to do is pretend that I have a debilatating disease and put a big sign on my forehead that says "faker".

#88 - A few qualudes and we love you in the morning...

Osh- you get my engine running.

The funniest thing is he only went in this costume to be offensive, like OH WHATS THE MOST OUTRAGOUS THING I CAN BE. Him and a thousand other frat boys, office assholes and all around bullies. It's so predictable, it's not funny... not because of subject matter just because it's so obvious... going as a stingray with a steve irwin attached to your tail would have been way way funnier!

Tasteless - yes. Stupid - yes. Thoughtlesss - yes. Bill should be ashamed of himself. So what if it's 'funny' to some, it's low brow and just shows how far he's slipped. You wouldn't see Colbert or Stewart pulling a stunt like this just to get attention, would you? No. They have more class and also more originality - not to mention an actual sense of humour. This is just lame. Sorry Bill - you suck.

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Osh heck yeah, I'm in agreement with Limbaugh about him faking it too. What a god damn drama queen Fox is. If I made a list of actors who used to be cool but are now gaping assholes, I would spend all day on it. It would be a huge list to say the least.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! It is the Pagan New Year :)

HollyJ - you cant lump all us Texans into the racist, ignorant group. There are so many of us who are not and just want to go about living our lives.

Racism, unfortunately is everywhere...it is up to each person to not pass it on to the younger crowd.

Off soapbox

He looks like my grandmother.

Bill Maher is a worthless cocksucker. He always has three liberals to one conservative on his show and claims it's balanced. And the "conservatives" he has on are either nutty or dubious right wingers at best (I guess it's to level the playing field). For years Arianna Huffington was his republican representative, need I say more. He's the insightful genius who lauded the bravery of the terrorists that highjacked the planes and piloted them into the Trade Center. He's a shmuck and controversial statements (or costumes) are the only way he gets any press. If his show wasn't on HBO he'd have been cancelled a long time ago. One can only hope that the next time the brave terrorists hit us, Mr. Maher is there to witness it firsthand.

Papa, you make me moist to the point of embarrassment.

Next year he should just go as what he really is...Arianna Huffington's emotional tampon.

Why is it that every few weeks you can tell that the writing style & sense of humor on the fish changes (for the worse) and at the same time we don't get new posts until at least Noon EST. Basically it's because everyone on the west coast is not as funny as the rest of the country and they clearly don't comprehend the fact that the world revolves around EST. Except for english football, which requires me to sit in a bar at 7:30 every Saturday morning and forces me to drink a lot by 10am.

NEW POST NOW!!!!! We're bored.

Yah. File that under: who the fuck cares about Bill Maher.

Wow, a lot of you sure do hate Bill Maher... makes me feel embarassed that I kick everyone of the TV at 11PM every Friday night to watch one of the only smart political shows on TV... I think I may have to get some neocon retraining to reject these populist notions... perhaps hunt with friends and mistake them for prey, or say the same phrase over and over again to justify whatever mistakes I make, or maybe change my name to something Orwellian like NiceGuyPort. Yea that's exactly what I'll do.

Last I checked, Pat Buchanan, Ann Coulter and Rick Santorum were as conservative as they come...

Rich- Maher's show would be more palatable to me if he were better looking. I'm pretty shallow. I'd watch Jon Stewart read a phone book.

Yeah, I'm a bigot. It's not his ideas I reject, it's his appearance.

#88 - poor you, you have been SOOOOOOOOOO brainwashed!

Ann Coulter is a big ear havin' douchebag.

Yeah, his show was about as "balanced" as anything the Fox News Channel. It's a joke, people. We could call Bill an asshole, but then that would be an injustice to Rush Limbaugh ...

The Alligator Hunter got killed by a swordfish?? Crazy. How come no one told me??

jrz- she does have big ears! I bet she likes them yanked real hard while giving head.

He's funny an all..but the outfit is lame. Ecspecially since a million other people dressed up like that already.

Put the same costume on Jack Black and everyone would be laughing.

Commish - I don't watch Oprah, pretty much for the same reason. I'm a "pretty" bigot too... Bill Maher is the epitome of "needs a stylist".

Give credit this is the funniest shit from Maher in years. Of course it's tasteless and no class but that's what he brings to the table.

And if you think his show is a balanced discussion you smoke more weed than he does. All he does is blather the typical liberal/left religious belief of the day as if it's gospel and make faces at the lone person who is suppose to represent the other perspective while the crowd joins him in their mocking glee.

That is of course until someone from the socialist/left perspective with some informed intelligence comes on and rips through him with facts and tears him a new asshole leaving him speechless and looking like the stupid LA out of the reality drugged up dude he is:

That would be Christopher Hitchens.

Now that was a great show seeing him rip Maher's asshole in seconds.

Tune in next week when Maher blames America's Christians for forcing the poor Al Qaeda terrorists to kill more people around the globe.

And you know they want to do it here. Maher of course will cite their bravery for doing so.

Asshole.

Bill Murray wannabe.

104 I'm actually not brainwashed, I've talked to liberals before they all spew the same bullshit. So shut the fuck up and go watch 60 minutes, Oprah, Dr Phil, Racheal Ray or some other sheeple show for brainwashed zombies to soak up.

Bill doesn't seem to be able to realize the line between political incorrectness and outright offensiveness.

But that's why his TV show was cancelled in the first place, right?

I am smarter than this man.

Excellent! Hilarious! If Steve were alive he'd get the joke and laugh his arse off. Crikey, that stingray really got me good, eh? The world needs to take it self a LOT less seriously... then fewer people would be getting killed over arguments as to whose imaginary sky monkey is real or not. Sure must be a lot of muslims here, judging by the atrophied senses of humour.

Ah ha!!! Now I see where all the political freaks went after the Rush thread!! Goofballs, any excuse to jump on it.

Since I am soooo much like #103 (bigoted) I say- the Dude is unattractive, therefore, he sucks. Time for another of PrettyBaby's philosophies- If you want to open your fat yapper on TV about politics, you should be hot. And don't be too liberal. K, I embelished on that last part to try to get someone mad.

#118

I'll take it a step further; if you're ugly, don't commit your image to film. Ever.

I happened to laugh. I didn't know Steve Irwin, therefore I don't really care how or even that he died. Honestly, most of you probably don't either. You're just saying you do because it's the only socially acceptable thing you can say.

But goddamn, people, so what if *you* think it's not funny? Not all Halloween costumes are supposed to be funny, anyway. And lots of people try to be funny and fail. Make fun of him for that, sure, but "tastelessness" is not enough to automatically declare something unfunny. A lot of humor is tasteless to someone. Most, even. Jesus Christ. "It's disrespectful to his family!!!" Why do you care? Do you *know* his family? Chill the eff out.

#119 Word

#112 _ How's the weather on the planet you're from? Do the have unicorns and gnomes? I fucking hate gnomes... except for the Travelocity Gnome... he saves me money, which I use to frequent bars in conservative white neighborhoods. Then I pick up your women and bone 'em as we listen to Limbaugh. So remember, if your wife says she tired, it really means she met the manaconda... and she fucking loved it.

HEY BIG JIM!!! Don't worry about offending too many. I've been pretty offensive 2 years in a row, then went safe and just got told the fuck off!!!
I was a Nicole Brown Simpson Pez Dispenser
The last year I put seaweed in my hair and wore an Aruba T-shirt 4 Natalie Halloway
Last night I went to a party as a Harem girl and got screamed at for being an unpatriotic cunt! Go figure! So fuck em if they can't take a joke. I don't like Bill Maher personally so he can't win with me!

What a jackass!!! Ya we all need to have a sense of humor about things and so on...but that's just a horrible thing to do! What a fucker!

It's funny.

@ 122 - RichPort, I like the planet you're from. The one where terrorists can be reasoned with, we all need to pay more taxes, and AIDS was created in a laboratory to kill Blacks and Homosexuals.

#114: maybe you should watch less of any crap tv and read more... would certainly help your vocabulary and eloquence.

His ugliness is the only thing I find offensive. I rarely give a fuck big enough for a celebutard that I get offended when one has a laugh at another's expense.

UNWASHED - Do you really wanna go there with me? I mean I respect your views and all, misguided as they are, because it's one of the few things we have left, this insane right to express ourselves. The only way to stop terrorism is to stop practicing it. By our country's own definition or terrorism, we are the leading exporter. The way to 'reason' with terrorists is to stop the economic terrorism we wage daily. Religion is and has always been the side issue.

Ever drive down the road or need a police officer? That's right buddy taxes pay for that. Now you may wanna return to the rural nostalgia that was America a century ago, but that sort of thing just isn't realistic now. When tax dollars pay for illegal wars that serve only to placate extremism, we have an issue. So, no, don't raise taxes, just don't give all the money rich fucks while ignoring ever expanding poverty and sky rocketing debt owned by the Chinese and Saudis.

AIDS was probably not created in a lab, but it wouldn't be the first time the government has used its own citizens as science experiments (Tuskegee...? Liberal brainwashing!!!), and the government's reticence and reluctance to leave untouched what was thought to be an ethnic and homosexual issue assigns it specific culpability.

Like I said, choose another target. Your factless dribble doesn't work with me. Stick to being funny, you're good at that.

Biatcho,
I think most of us on this site can come up with better shit than this. Most of it is coming off of someone elses site. Its being done by someone who has an hour a day to contribute to it. Outside of a full time job. I think its time to maybe move on!

"going as a stingray with a steve irwin attached to your tail would have been way way funnier!"

Oh my god that's hilarious. Lighten up, folks. I was as upset as anyone when Irwin died, but come on, I didn't know the guy personally. I wouldn't recommend parading around like that in front of his wife or anything, but he was going to a private party.

RichPort - I'll go anywhere with you. I don't consider the right to express oneself "insane". Go ahead and blame America first, the USA is of course worse than Nazi Germany. Overlook all the good we do in the world and point out which dictators we helped prop up or who we sold arms to. "Economic Terrorism", sounds like someone's been listening to Minister Farrakhan. We deserved 9/11, as I'm sure your fav Bill Maher would undoubted agree, for all the evil we poison the world with. And your assertion that religion is a side issue reflects either your ignorance or naivete. Open a history book and you'll see Islam at the root of countless conflicts over the past centuries. In the Koran itself is admonitions to kill the infidels (the definition of which is anyone who does not accept Islam). They seek to kill, not convert, and they despise our way of life. Taxation is a necessity, however excessive taxation is not. The useless spending the federal government engages in negates any and all arguments otherwise. Until the government ceases utilizing taxpayer dollars to pay for $900.00 hammers, rolling out the red carpet for illegal immigrants, or funding artists who's work is so controversial they cannot make a living selling it, they need to lessen the burden on taxpayers. But keep towing the liberal line. Rights for terrorists, no wiretapping to prevent future attacks, repeal the tax cuts that inspired the best economy in 12 years, and - when at all possible - blame America for everything and anything.

#129: well said, thanks!

#132: you may have some points somewhere, but a) Nazi Germany is over 60 years ago...but if you want to bring up WW2, don't forget Hiroshima. Vietnam was far more recent. massive destruction made in America (including testing chemical warfare on its own SOLDIERS. how sick is that????!!!!) If you want to go WAY back in history (as you obviously do) then consider the epitome of massive holocausts: the systematic annihilation of the Native Americans (just about). Oh, and by the way: no institutionalised religion of this world is innocent... check out the crusades, maybe you haven't heard of them?

and since you wallow in self-pity: America is being blamed mostly because it is the superpower and the small guys like pointing fingers and saying nasty things about superpowers. otherwise, why would you be on this website??

conservatives have had all the power in america for 6 years (white house, senate, house of reps, judiciary, governorships). they've done nothing but fuck up, even though they had unprecedented national and worldwide support after 9/11. trillions in debt, thousands of soldiers dead, in the process of losing iraq and afganistan to knuckescraping militias. whine all you want about "liberals" (who've been absent for years, in terms of any real power), conservatives had their chance and screwed the pooch. your time is up.

shut the fuck up all of you. God just shut the fuck up and stop being such fucking buzz kills all the time. Jesus....eat some fucking Dots or FunDip and have a bong hit.

Where is Stallion when I need him?

133 - You pretty much make my point for me, unwittingly of course. Every nation has it's shame, there isn't a country that is pristine. I have a problem with people who seem to take delight in singling America out. Your post reveals you to be a sufferer of moral relativism. The examples you cite neglect the causation, only the ends. Hiroshima, horror that it was, cannot be compared to the genocide of Nazi Germany because the reason for it was the cessation of a war - not the cause of one. The Japanese were given several opportunities to surrender prior to Hiroshima, but they chose not to. They did not even surrender after Hiroshima, which necessitated Nagasaki. With Vietnam again you overlook the nature of the conflict. We went there to check the advance of communism. Whatever morass it decended into, it is not the moral equivalent of the Nazis. As for the Crusades, there has been a lot of revisionist history lately. Every one of the crusades was started by Muslim incursions, either into Europe or accepted holy lands. So before you go off pointing the finger at radical christians, understand that whatever was done in the course of the crusades was in response to an initial Islamic attack (see the parallels with 9/11?). Finally, I do not wallow in self-pity, I thank God every day I was born an American and not a Chinese, Saudi Arabian, or North Korean. I like coming to this website to read the often witty posts that rake celebs and their ilk, and to be honest dislike getting pulled into political debates. So lets stop bickering about geopolitics and shit all over Paris, Lindsay, and the celebutard du jour.

I want to poke my eyeballs out with a rusty scissor right now. Thankfully I am one of those people who fall in the middle of the road and I let other people worry about the state of affairs in the world while I sleep happily at night. Try it sometime...

We need to really cut the left/right thing out. Were here to make fun of these ass bags they call "Hollywood". Whos turn is it next?

#132 - Okay tough guy, here we go. I'm not too sure where you get your 'history' but it really is the same tired crap being incessantly relayed by those who best personify ignorance. When one is a proud citizen of a nation, one must take responsibility for the good and the bad. The problem with you right wing nuts is you see the world with rose-colored glasses. I thought being Christian meant being humble, but you fucks seem to have let humility die with Christ. Whenever anyone is critical of the US, you nuts lump them together with the BAF crowd, rather than the Fix America First crowd. Keep living in that glass house buddy. And keep thinking we are nothing but a force for good in this crazy world. Freedom is not free, but it sure does make people dumb. Economic terrorism is a reality you may not read about on FoxNews; i.e. we threatened sanctions against Singapore for not importing our chewing gum. Best economy ever? Uuuhh, ok. You must be one of those CEOs making a Brazilian dollars... if so, kudos. The rest of us make $100K and see an extra $40 a check. The genesis of the Islamic/Christian strife is religion, but its utility as a tool of fear mongering has nothing to do with who worships whom. The Bible is equally violent. Read it, the stories may surprise you. And who does the government buy those $450 screwdrivers from? Why your friends at Halliburton and KBR, good off-shore non-fucking-tax paying Americans that they are. You want to reduce the tax burden? Make corporations pay their fait share. Radical? I'm not surprised. The truth is so painful to the misguided. I've voted on both sides of the aisle, not just because I think fucking elephants have nicer ears. I respect your political view (note the singular), but that whole "You're with us or with the terrorists" line is old, your patriotism is not better than mine, and the GOP is and always will be afraid to debate any issue of substance. Really conservatives are leaving your party in fucking droves and the Christian right will be sitting this one out. At our best we are the greatest force of good this planet has ever known. At our worst, we’re the GO fucking P. Again, stick to being funny. At least you’re good at that.

SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THE POLITICAL SPEECHES, YOU FUCKING COCK-GOBBLERS! Nobody gives a shit what you think.

And is that a photoshopped picture, or is Bill Maher actually a dwarf?

it's called thinking. if it hurts too much to read it, just close your eyes and it'll all be over soon. here..."lindsay lohan is a firecrotch!" there, that make you feel better? not a scary world anymore? soon we'll change that diaper and get you a treat.

127 you should kindly shut the fuck up. What I watch on TV beats that lefty panty waist surrender be nice to the islamic nuts bullshit you watch. You're a The View watcher aren't ya. You're probably a card carrying CNN watcher. Air America is failing, MSNBC is failing, CNN is failing. The Democraps are FAILING they are just too stupid to admit it. Is that even a real fucking name. Laikiska, what is that some kind of Klingon lesbian.

RichPort - First off, I am a tough guy. Secondly, my IQ has been clocked at 157 and I hold a Bachelor's in Criminal Justice, so the whole "ignorant" thing really doesn't hold water with me. What's your vitals? Can I venture a guess? You're not a homeowner, otherwise you'd be less inclined to disparage tax cuts. Probably still in college, on the seven year plan. And the class warfare ranting smacks of a fascination with Karl Marx. Look, I'll stick to being funny just for you, sweetcheeks. You do the same.

>>"it's called thinking. if it hurts too much to read it, just close your eyes and it'll all be over soon. here..."lindsay lohan is a firecrotch!" there, that make you feel better? not a scary world anymore? soon we'll change that diaper and get you a treat."

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PEDANTIC MOTHERFUCKER! I COME TO THIS SITE TO GET AWAY FROM GIBBERING DORKS LIKE YOU! IT'S NOT CALLED THINKING --- IT'S CALLED BEING A FUCKING HUMORLESS LOSER. TAKE YOUR INANE HALF-INFORMED VIEW OF THE WORLD TO DAILY KOS OR WHEREVER THE HELL ELSE YOU FUCKING MORONS HANG OUT AND LET US TALK ABOUT PARIS HILTON'S HERPES IN PEACE! FUCK!

istn't it funny that the moment people feel threatened and insecure they have this need to become insulting? shame... oh, by the way: CNN is the biggest bullshit propaganda 'international' tv news station. Even BBC is better. As I said, I read. Several languages. Online and on paper. THAT's interesting, varied and with different standpoints. But one can only do that if one is actually multilingual.

Seriously, what kind of fucking morons come to a celebrity gossip site to post political essays? I'll bet your the same fucking losers that watch cartoons and try to explain to people that that couldn't happen in real life.

Hey assholes, nobody give a fuck what you have to say about Iraq or Halliburton or Diebold or Hillary Clinton's vagina. Just shut the fuck up.

Holy fuck, look at these people, bragging about their IQs and being tough guys and all the languages they speak. Hey, do you speak English? Listen carefully ... SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SANCTIMONIOUS PRICKS!

man, skippy, you're waaaay too easy a target! lmao. but glad to see your caps key is working. just like when you go abroad - try english, and if that doesn't work, try loud english.

Oh, tell us more, you sophisticated multilingual international traveller! You guys are so smart, I'm so glad that when I'm sick of reading the news and come to this celebrity gossip site to blow off steam and talk about Tom Cruise and his cock-sucking habit, people like you are here to parrot the bullshit the rest of us are trying to avoid. Thanks for that! Now I'm off to some political blogs to talk about Ivanka Trump's boob job!

You stupid fucking wankers. You're not impressing anyone, so SHUT THE FUCK UP!

STFU!
TCLTC!

I've been around this site laughing my ass out for quite some time, but this is my first post.

So, first of all: enough with the fuckin politics. Jesus.

Second of all: ok, so I think this guy's costume sucks, only because it really sucks, not because its offensive.

By the way.. for all the "too soon" bandwagon, how long before we can actually start mocking about the death of this motherfucker?

Is there a deadline or something? Like we did with 9/11 and AIDS?

Ok BM we get the joke and although it is funny, here is where it is distasteful. Steve Irwin never made funny of anyone or did anything to garner this sort of joke. However if Dennis Miller died by eating spoiled eggs, you can make fun of him all you want because he made a living off of making fun of people. Same thing goes for opinion columnists or anyone who makes a living ranting.

Second, his show which is ok, this coming from a conservative, is his attempt to push his agenda. Now how can he consider himself worthy of being heard and taken seriously when he does shit like this. Norm McDonald made fun of Irwin, but he doesn't try to tell me how my government should be ran. Pick one, BM, either way you have lost all crediability.

#144 - Funny thing is, all the property taxes in my area went up in conjunction with the cuts in federal taxes. The residual effects have been to make state government and municipalities raise taxes locally, thereby raising the tax burden and cost of services overall. The terrorists fault? Nah, we've squandered more money in Iraq that the NCLB act ever will. Not all homeowners agree with your reverse Robinhoodism. You skillfully assign the class warfare tag when corporate profits are concerned... odd. I don't doubt your credentials, you seem like an intelligent enough (tough) guy. But the overall argument does smack of parroting GOP talking points (you must be on the mailing list). My saying my 'vitals' is pointless, because I can say I have a 200 IQ and 12 degrees... John Ashcroft was a lawyer and Attorney General, but ignorant none the less. Our greatest days came when class struggle was discussed and more parity was introduced in the system. It's not Marxism, it's Americanism. Keep waiting for those tax cuts to trickle down.

I'm sure we can agree that we both hate the French and that TCLTC. Other than that, I'll stick to reading history and engaging in critical analysis, and try my damn best not to echo what cable news tells me. Thanks for agreeing to sticking to being funny, cupcake. Your 157 IQ really comes in handy with that.

Everyone else, sorry for ruining your party, but there were other threads here as well. In closing, bite me.

This doesn't surprise me. Even though some of Maher's commentary is excellent, this is bullshit. Yeah, Irwin was a goofy guy, and he lived a bit recklessly, but I never remember him being an asshole, like Bill can be, and the South Park guys are. I remember Maher left a seat empty for a full week on his Politicially Incorrect show when Barbara Olson was killed in one of the planes on 9/11. Barbara was a frequent guest of his. That was very respectful. This ain't. Grow up, Bill. You are capable of better than this...

What a complete ass. This is way too soon to be mocking anything Irwin's done.

>>"Everyone else, sorry for ruining your party, but there were other threads here as well."

And there are a million other fucking websites where you can post retarded political analysis, so why don't you fuck off to one of those?

#151

Exactly.

I think the costume is horrible, but not because I am offended, but because it looks really terribly put together.

And that doesn't even look like a sting ray barb.

Total cocksucker! Talentless piece of shit
and if i ever see him in person , I'll spit in his face.

skippy i envy the peacefulness your child-like mind must bring you (except when you're throwing these tantrums). here's a lolipop.

What a piece of shit he is! Seriously, I usually like Bill Maher, and his bluntness, but he went too far with this one. Steve Irwin was a good man, and will be missed by many many people, including his loving family who is still mourning their loss.

haha! he reminds me of a proboscis monkey! (am i insulting the monkey by saying this????)

http://www.geocities.com/RainForest/Vines/5257/gdc5.html

Some fun facts about Bill Maher:

1. He is and always has been ugly as shit *self evident*

2. He is widely considered as much a philosophical terrorist/propagandist for the far left as Bill O Reilly is for the far right.

3. His show hasnt been watchable since its inception. It has always reeked of the overblown and self congratulatory pompousness that most likely pervades the tea time of ever Ivy League ivory tower.

4. He is about 40ish, balding,ugly as shit and his current girlfriend is former C List black Porn star turned Rap Tattler Karrine "Superhead" Steffans

5.If Bill Maher is considered "edgy" by anyone in the world, Sam Kinson's life was utterly in vain.

6. Bill Maher has been served with more papers from ex lovers than a paper route to go along with his bus seat.

all in all....Bill Maher is exactly what the picture above makes him look like...a pathetic 40ish almost was but not really loser whose only consolation for his eternal mediocrity is to make crass jokes about the decent people of the world.

#156 - Skippy - You're absofuckinglutely right. I should never have allowed myself to be goaded into a political dicussion on this apolitical forum. Especially since UNWASHED has been known to rip quarters in half with his bare hands and spit bullets with the accuracy of a Special Ops sniper... my bad. As punishment we will take turns boning your mom (me first)... that'll teach us. Your rants mad me laugh heartily; many thanks for that. Also, thanks for making your point more times than UNWASHED and I posted in total. You have set this ship back on course.

Oh yeah, and in quoting me you left out a huge point: Bite me.

I'll let you assrape my mom with a big splintery piece of wood if you'll only SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR RETARDED POLITICAL VIEWS, YOU FUCKING SELF-RIGHTEOUS KNOB-SLOBBERS!

I thought the shit was funny, but ony because Bill looks wasted...or drunk...or drenched in sweat...or water...or piss...oh hell...

Oh you know what would be even funnier? if he walked in to the Irwin home while the kids were sleeping and burst in and yell "here's daddy!" now that woul dbe the funniest shit ever!

What a fucking asshole!

Being made fun of is all part of being a Celebrity.. Weather you lose weight or gain weight or die. your gonna be mocked and made fun of..
Its NOT the same if your husband or family member died because they aren't celebreties. its a cruel joke but its funny and hes the type of guy who has balls to walk in at a party looking like that and maybe he feels like irvan was an idiot for fighting aligators and swinging his baby next to the aligators teeth. irvin was on a death wish and he got what he asked for... I'm a huge fan of irvin and it was sad to see him die. its a twisted joke thats all it is.

So, I just wasted my time signing up for this message board to alert the 'oh it's a joke get over it blahblahblah' folks that being on cocaine in your parent's basement at 4 in the morning does not qualify you as a comedian, just as it does not qualify Bill Maher as being a comedian. Really now, the 'me generation' happened like 30 friggin years ago. Nowadays, we have something called tact.

THIS DICKHEAD AND ANYONE WHO LAUGHED AT IT DESERVES TO BE PUNCHED IN THE FACE.

steve irwin was a frickin legend, what the HELL HAVE YOU DONE? BITCHES

DICKWAD!

Irvin was swimming wtih aligators and playing freeze tag with snakes, i think thats more retarted then being a cocaine addict

Signs your career is in the toilet: You dress up like a dead person to see if some of their glory rubs off on you. Steve was a positive icon, BM is trash, it'll take more desperate stunts than Bill Maher could contrive in a lifetime to make anyone care if he's dead or alive.

I love Bill, regardless.

that's being a bitch