First!!!

It's been a long time, baby, but I'm number 1! Anyway, Avril has problems. She shouldn't, but she does.

Sober up, grow up, and stop taking this fame stuff seriously or you'll end up like (insert celebrity names here)...

http://www.blackbeatpress.com

Why does everything have to be so complicated?

Ferret - I just read your post about your whorish teenage neighbor and I almost spit out my coffee i was laughing so hard - especially the part about the staplegun... nice work.

Pfft, didn't you know? Hitler is the hottest thing since chers new nose job.....er. (you hear panting in the backround) ROFL.

Man I thought I would get to be first for once....... Oh well....

I would love to have her flash me.... yummy

she's just mad and depressed because she's a has been artist. she changed her style, look, and got married, and has not put out any music lately.
i liked her better the old way.

oh and btw...the bitch is as pale as hohans vagina..yes...i've seen it..who hasn't?

I don't know that I care to see Avril's pussy, put I sure as hell wouldn't mind kicking the stupid bitch in it...........

I'll bet that nasty snatch smells just like Lohans?

What to say? show me more.....

http://celebcorner.blogspot.com/

Avril is a goofball, but flashing panties can be fun! Perhaps we can have a national flash your panties day?

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

And Avril Lavigne is who??

She's the chick on the top of the Superficial.com page but what else has she done, (as if that isn't enough).

#4 - Thanks, I aim to please!

I hate Avril like a bad rash, but damnit she do have some tasty little thighs on her.

THAT is the definition of a conundrum.

is it me or does it look like she is a little 'soiled'? POOP!

AGGHH!!

Do I see 'poo' in Pic # 4??

Holy Shit! Literally!

Let me see...

Avril guzzles donkey spunk.

George Bush is routinely outwitted by inanimate objects.

The sky is blue.

It's 2:23 and I just wanted to make all you people bitching about wanting to go home jelous by saying that I'm leaving work in about 30 seconds. Why, because I'm a senior manager and I'm allowed to do that. Also, I make over a hundred grand a year at a job that is pretty damn easy.

Time to go fuck the trophy wife. A trophy wife who is a doctor.

I know, my life sucks.

Ferret, thanks for the "Will Work For Food" thread on your site, but it's "too little to late".

Wally, you well-hung bastard! Come see my newest post, you will love it.

BigJim - how come you never hang out on the Ferret with us, you funny sum'bich!

My life sucks so bad I can't fucking spell: jealous.

Dude, you must have, like, ESPN or something!

No one can ever accuse BigJim of having anything little, especially that ego.
*kiddin', love you*

Maybe Avril should change her name to "Skid Marks"

O would pay exactly $11.00 (USD) to see Avril's tits. Including Taxes, Shipping,and Handling (of the photos, not the tits.)

O = I

at first I thought that pic was of Rumer Willis going down on Avril. But it's just Avril's weird legs, which look like Rumor Willis' weird back and arm. My bad.

#18 - BigJim, you and I are one in the same, except I sit home on my fat ass, in front of a computer all day, poking fun at celebrities.

The similarities are mind-boggling.

I make 100,000 dollars a year jerking monkeys off. I'm going home to fuck my trophy monkey. I make all this money and I'm to lazy to stop and get the bitch a banana. Did I mention I have a huge chest and a small penis. Life is tough.

Class is dismissed muthas! I don't believe big jim...

BigJim,

I have a friend, not me, who wants to know where you live. She, not me, lives an hr away from you.

Sincerely,

My friend, no me.

I'd bang her and blow my load on her face..

WILF - Waifs I'd Like to F...
1. Avril Lavigne

Isn't she a married woman now? Maybe that was hubby she was angrily texting...
Drunken texting... the bedrock of a solid lasting marriage.

another celebrity wearing boring white granny panties ZZZzzz... if i liked her, i'd send her some of my fundies, but i don't so i won't.

pop art underpants --> http://www.funderpants.com

As much she's a stupid little twat, I have to congratulate her for at least wearing underwear.

What a little skank. At least she has underwear on.

Ewww at pic #4. Looks like someone had a leaky tampon. Or leaky ass. Hopefully leaky tampon because at least that way we know she isn't breeding.

Now I need a drink.

Im not a big avril fan , but at least she WEARS panties unlike some of the other whores fish puts up ... *cough*hohan*cough*

She looks great I want to ride her

Radio:

Tell "your friend" that she can email me at therealbigjim68@yahoo.ca

Does she live in "Rouge Ungulate"?

I think I'm coming down with spasmodic dysphonia - but I'm likely exaggerating the symtoms.
Avril's OK - she shops at Home Hardware.

Radio : Or else contact Deadmonton legislature. Ask for Ralph

short finger nails with red nail polish - eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!

@44 laikiska - I hope you're a "chick", because if you're not... you're quite gay.

brain - don't worry - last time I checked I still had nice boobs ;)

I dont like her music but i wouldnt mind boning her,while she's drunk..in the back of a truck.

http://www.celebriteaze.blogspot.com/

She looks like she smells like Love's Baby Soft & cigarettes

Much better than spitting

http://www.celebslam.com

christalmighty this site sucks. could you make it any harder to register? avril needs to be paddled for pooping her panties. bad girl.

I would snatch that azz UP! Ya dig?

Drinking too much Molson in one night can give you the runz... She is probably typing: "Derek, will you please leave the club already... I am aboot to ruin the leather in the Land Rover in 5 seconds... Oh shit, nevermind."

# 52 - You're right.
She should stick to Sleeman's

what a fucking lame day, i had to read about snoop getting arrested for drugs, brad pitt being a complete idiot and april having laid a turd in her panties .. that's like reading about how the grass is green today and that dogs are barking ?? WTF?! *yawwwn* m(_ _)m ZZzzzz

that's not poo

that's bloody cum-puss oozing out of her 'gina after two servers and a slightly-challenged limo driver fucked her like a tasmanian devil over a crockpot

get the facts straight, people

geez

I'm sorry...you have to be gay not to think she is hot.

E- http://blog.ateava.com/

I'd have to drench her face and mouth with my salty protein juice.

Motherfucking fucker. I am seriously pissed off this motherfucking morning.

Last night I took my kids to their motherfucking elementary school Halloween dance. Here is a sample of some of the motherfucking songs they played:

I'm a Motherfucking Barbie Girl

The Motherfucking Hamster Dance

Y-Motherfucking-MCA (which is essentially the same thing as TCLTC)

And...

Wait for it...

The Motherfucking Maca-fucking-rena.

I've still got that motherfuckering song going through my head.

Motherfucking fucker. I feel like I need to shove a motherfucking powerdrill into my brain to get the sound out.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, Macarena

Something, something, something, Macarena

I hate the motherfucking Macarena

Hey... Macarena!

On the bright side, hopefully you've got it in your head now too, because motherfucking misery loves motherfucking company.

Enjoy your day, motherfuckers.

BigJim:: shame, I sympathise!! But I am happy to report that you didn't succeed in passing it on to me - I am listening to rock at the moment so it is overpowering that slap-stick crap piece they dare call a song.

Angry Ferret and Stallion -- I thought perhaps we were staging a coup to take over this site as well; hmmmmm. I think we could do it.

As for Avril, I'm a woman, so maybe that's why I don't think she's hot. Or maybe it's 'cause she's really not hot, but skanky. These are the questions that haunt me.

And I didn't take a close look at her panties because I just ate breakfast. I don't subscribe to the Nicole Richie Diet Plan, so I like to keep my food down.

Twizz

whaaat was the question :)

why would you be so disrespectful and imagine that you could get away with it?

did you think that you were something special?

why does everything have to be so complicated?

who is alice?

just to remind us all
of how the other end
used to look...

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/3800/avrillavignenotjustaprettyfacezy2.jpg

I love seeing accidently flashed, of-legal-age panties.

However, this viewing pleasure is not without some hazards. I think that in this case we are seeing some pre- or post-red storm remnants on the panties. It is possibly poop but I say it's the "curse".

One takes the good with the bad.

#62: God, she looks like a lizard.

But I kinda like her boots ?

Okay, I guess it’s time I got around to schooling a certain beeyotch.

cole007 @29:

You insignificant, inbred, mentally-deficient bag of cock phlegm. I don’t give a steaming Avril Lavigne discharge what you believe. Please die soon.

Everyone else:

Since I’ve already shared, truthfully, what’s great with my life, here are some of the parts that suck:

-No matter how much I beg or plead, my wife won’t watch porn with me. No luck on the Brazilian front either.

-I live in a city that only has about 100 frost free days per year.

-I look like an orangutan with cerebral palsy every time I try to dance.

-My chest hair is rapidly turning grey.

-Seventeen years; one vagina.

-I think I might be an alcoholic.

-My kids won’t clean their rooms.

-I’m in constant pain.

The end.

Hey, BigJim,

Great to hear from an honest man. Let me tell you -- tell your wife to get a Brazilian wax, it looks great and is well worth it. Tell her she'll also like porn if she gives it a chance. It gets me going :)

Love and smooches,
Twizz

This faux-punk/pseudo-fashionista/posseur-chic does nothing for me.

This ho sucks. Who gives a shit about her?

If anyone thinks she's actually hot, it's because you're a fag who probably likes anime, coincidentally.

I can't say those pictures thrill me by any means or stretch of the imagination...now if it were say antonio sabato jr, or say maybe even cuba gooding, or hey maybe even goran visnjic, it would do something for me, but nuh uh, not avie labean, nope...but i do have a question maybe someone can answer, seriously...is there some kind of significance for the star tat? I've seen it on a couple of different actresses, it's not like a sign that you belong to some secret club like the anorexic's club, is it? I know dumb question, but just curious...

Oh yea, Blackberries are so Punk. Poseur bitch.

she looks, dresses, and acts like a 6-year-old wanna be

You stoopid fucking men that say she isn't hot and you would not hit it, are full of shit. Regardless of how stupid she MIGHT be in real life, I would jump all over her if I was given the chance.

Well I don't know how to break this to you Mr. therapture but I'm only full of shit in the mornings.

This bitch ain't the least bit hot, in fact, she's that girl in school who's all talk and no play. She just screams lousy lay, and smelling from booze to boot OH YEAH she's hot ...not.

That is a flower on her panties not a stain. My mind refuses to even consider the thought of Avril body fluids. *goes to the happy place*

Twizz:

I've got a better idea: why don't I just see you on the side?

#65 with a name like BJ
you shoul dbe so lucky
you make me feel good to be alive

...hey macarena :)

i would still go her. especially when shes drunk cos she would be less likely to snicker at the size of my genitals (cos theyre fukin small)

Yeah, so, she's not all that punk and kind of a bitch and all that... but I wish I looked that cute when I was drunk.

What a sexy bitch

Yeah, she sucks.

YouTubeRoast.com

Fuck Sum 41 too.

Big Jim -- you're on!

# 76
1) Herb: Get out more. That Kermit seems like a decent amphibian.
b) Keep on with the ee cummings 'haiku' crapolla. People are looking for more meaning in life - even if it's Ricky Williams rambling on - they're willing to listen.
# 3) Sorry I burped.
#7 and may or may have not have had 'happy hour'
C) Someone said BJ was his job - but we all know different.

THINGS I'D RATHER SEE THAN AVRIL LAVIGNE'S UNDERPANTS by Jrzmommy

Two hairless dogs humping

My cat's poop

A head-on collision involving a busload of nuns and a freight train full of chickens

48 straight hours of Dancing with the Stars

That frog I dissected in 9th grade

Yanni in concert

jrz:

That nun-chicken thing sounds pretty cool. I betcha we could pay-per-view that sucker and make some good money.

Of course, we'd be going to hell for it, but I think I'm headed there anyway...

Jim--I think it's a given that most of us here are hellbound....at least Sara Jean the Lilac Queen and Edna think so. :)

If they represent the typical resident of heaven, they can keep it.

http://icydk.com/2006/10/30/nicole-richie-collapses-at-hyde/

http://icydk.com/2006/10/30/nicole-richie-collapses-at-hyde/

Is Canadian cooter bushy, you know because of the lack of heat?

The day I get excited about seeing some marginally talented, highly unattractive, prepubescent looking teeny pop star's love nest is the day I nail jagged rusty sewing pins into my eyes, and pull then out with an upward yank while having bratty eight year old rednecks shoot BB's at my freshly waxed nutsack. All while being forced to recite by memory the 1994 GOP "Contract With America", juxtaposed with Ted Kaczynski's Unabomber Manifesto, and the entire set of screenplays for the OC and One Tree Hill.

In other words, who gives a fuck about this bitch?

Does any one actually care about this chick?? What has she done lately besides act like a douche bag, which wasn't really all that douche bag-esque considering all the stupidity in hollywood.

Vacuous and leaky c--t, she has so little brain power she makes Paris look like an intellecual. Move back to your small town Lake Ontario shithole on the highway, and prepare for the rest of your life working at the gas bar of the Flying-J and taking $20 on the side to blow the truckers who stop for gas and a shower.

this chick is so HOT!! I would go down on here in a heart beat! And lick her clean!!!

jrz hope you are
proud

for dissecting

you wos only following orders

the rest of us
will rest while u
go thru ure issues
#
...and then it said
standing alone makes me nervous
i know your'e out there

...dont hold your breath
...but

daddy's gonna buy you a mockingbird

I've ejaculated several times thinking about her trim.

I still think she's so cute. I'd cum in her asshole.

So I talk about Ukrainian strippers and this genius at #95 fantisizes about fucking what looks like a 12 year old in the ass... I guess the term "consider the source" would be appropriate here...

This skank in no way represents Canada. Most chicks up here don't wear any panties.

So just chill out, like whut u yelling for?