Her nose might fall out of her bra slippage. First bitches!!!!!

Better to see her underwear, tacky as that is, than to see her unclothed.

http://glossedover.com

Hilarious! Doing the BS "Ugly Hat" Celeb dead giveaway....AshLeeeeee, you might want to actually BUTTON UP YOUR SHIRT if you don't want to be noticed.
Such BS - all the women out there know that you FEEL IMMEDIATELY if your blouse went open, so lads, don't buy it that it was an accident. Was about as accidental as Janet Jackson boogalidge slippage and liposuction.

Looks like Jessica has a new career - opening doors for her baby sis (check out last pic).

I enjoyed envisioning her breasts popping free from beneath their captors.

Thank you.

So, is this a breast competition between two sisters? Because I'm always happy to watch.

http://theblemish.com

At first glance I thought it was one of the Olsen's. She's got that whole pouty thing going. LOL@#4!

Are you guys gay? This chick has some hotass tits. She looks way better now than she ever did.

eye-dish your post doesnt make sense bro.

Ash is sort of cute - maybe she should learn to sing or something.

these photos really did it for me. I even blogged about it. BTW: What's so great about being first?

ashley got hot.. id do her.. she needs to help her sister out now

As much as I would hate myself afterwards, I must admit that I would enjoy stuffing my cock inside her.

can i watch lukie? i loooooove sock sex

[Megaphone]

"Alright Simpson, We have u surronded FREE THOSE HOSTAGES!"

Joe Simpson took his dog Ashlee to the vet, to find out what breed it was. Turns out it's a Jessica Simpson X Ashley Olsen X Nichole Ritchie crossbred. I would agree, looking at that second photo in particular.

God-freaking-dammit. Another Simpson twit with her jeans tucked into boots. Gahhh!!

Did Papa Joe tell them it was a good look?

Boobies!

( . )( . ) Heh. Heh.

Wonder if it was daddy takin the pics?

Uncap them headers!!!

I'm embarassed to admit I have a raging hard-on right now

http://www.celebslam.com

Hmmm yummy. She's so much better than that harlot man-face looking sister.

C'mere baby and let check out some of that.

Her dad thinks this is a really good look for her.

Dudes, I'm all fuckin' itchy right now.

http://www.popsugar.com/42972

Sexy, non????

I couldn't give two shits about this talentless wanna-be. I'd love to watch her and her brain-dead sister be eaten by a wild pack of hungry aids-infested beavers.

Fish, get me a picture of that shit, and I will be impressed.

she still looks like an incest baby. the fucked up face and too much lint in her pussy are just the obvious issues.

I second #13's comments. But I wouldn't feel bad. I'd rather it be her than Jessica.

http://www.edquartersaudio.com

I wish she would stop "showing it off," and start "taking it off." Derpa, derp derka derk, derpa derpa he he!

YouTube Roast!

Notice how Ash keeps looking down, like she can't believe how cool she is that she's showing her bra? Very funny.

http:www.HolyCandy.com

*off-key singing*

"I love how you can tell
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of me"

har har har

Wtf is that on her head anyway, a snakeskin safari hat?

"She's so much better than that harlot man-face looking sister." Yeah, yeah! What's up with her sis' pointy-nose rat-face?

Anyway, this morning I find myself sexually attracted to breasts for some reason.

the most shocking aspect of this photograph is the fact that daddy creepy with his hand cupping that global sphere called his daughters right breast has been mysteriously photoshopped right out of the frames.. who did this? who bastardized the integrity of this picture?

If you look really close at her boob, you can see BigJim jism.

couple of more operations and she'll successfully be the female Michael Jackson. she's lookin wretched in that last pic

hey asshole,
RAPE is an act of violence, not sex.
a woman showing a bra, or her panties or even a completely nude woman should not lead you to believe that she automatically wants to have sex WITH YOU. and believing that forcing her to have sex with you is your right and privelege makes you an unbelievable shit-for-brains jack-off.

I think the veeelchop is feeling a little cunty today.

Hmm...is it just me or does Ashlee look wayyyy different? I haven't seen her in a while, and it definetely looks like she's had some stuff done. I'm pretty sure she had a nose job.

Oh and veeelchop, you shouldn't take things personally on this site, the guy is just messing around. To make it humorous ha-ha. So, to even the score female VS male, I will rape any guy who has his shirt unbuttoned or showing his boxers, because he wants it. The good thing is that they won't even put up a fight. No lawyer needed ;)

I am going to go ahead and rape a few of you dudes too, but not to even up any kind of score or anything. I'm just crazy into sex like that.

so... rape is when a chick shows you her tits and then you fuck her right? But like hard from behind, right? Right? That sounds pretty cool...

@37

This rape thing is this guy's idea of a joke. I usually think that The Fish is clever and I like his style, but not so much this time. On the other hand, the guy posts 20-30 times a week so he is going to post some losers along the way.

I am surprised that it took 37 posts for someone to call him on it, though. He posted a story about a year ago where he suggested everyone kick some pregnant starlet in the stomach. Jesus Fucking Christ!!! Nearly every whiny cunt on this site went nuts. "Hey, Fish! It's not funny to kick a pregnant woman in the stomach!"

Thank Jah that all those people wrote that shit. I thought that I had to kick every pregnant woman in the stomach that crossed my path.

I love Ashlee's boobs. They're so pluffy.

-Joe Simpson

http://wampoon.com

@42-

I think some people just take thing a little TOO seriously. This is a freaking celebrity humor website, I don't think that anyone (including the writer) would take that comment as a free pass to run around, raping women, or kicking pregnant women in their stomachs (although with 99% of those pregnant women's spawn turning out to be the kids who throw tantrums in public and generally ruin my good time, I've been tempted many a time to kick a pregnant woman in the stomach). I think we all know better, and people just need to chill the fuck out. Please. And people being too sensitive is also why nothing ever gets done in our government, because the pols are so scared of "offending" some whiny-ass "special interest group" that they are paralyzed with fear, and cannot make ANY decisions. Everyone needs to just get the sticks out of their asses, and their panties unbunched, and just chill the fuck out all-god-damn-ready! Offending people is FUN though, and very, very entertaining :)

@42-

I directed my previous post at you because you seem to be pretty normal, and fairly thick-skinned. I agreed with you, so don't think I was bitching at you, ok?

I think it's only okay to kick pregnant wiggers (Oops, sorry, I meant blonkeys) in the stomach.

After you finish raping them, of course.

Thank God that Satan's cock still has many heads.

Tsarina- Your post is exactly right. People take everything so fucking serious these days. They can't (or won't) see what is obvious humor, however sarcastic or rude it may be and get their little feelings hurt. Or they'll go out and kick pregnant women in the stomach and don't take responsibility for their actions because someone "told" them to do it. I, for one, want no-holds-barred, outrageous, offensive humor simply because it's fucking funny. Laugh for a little while about it and then go about my day feeling a little better. Pretty goddamn simple concept, don't you think?

Uh, I'm not sure I understand what I should be doing here. Everyone was talking about Joe Simpson giving it to his daughters and I guess I got the impression that it's okay.

Does you guys mean that's actually NOT okay? Should I take my cock out of my daughter's ass?

@46.. BigJim, my heartthrob, you can ass-rape me anytime with your huge blonkey dick.

I like that name Dick. I wished my parents had named me Dick.

Dick-Pierre! It kind of goes together, don't you agree?

'Does you guys mean that's actually NOT okay? Should I take my cock out of my daughter's ass?'

See how she feels about it first Jim.

Take the greasy make up off and Ashlee will look like another person.

Thats about all I have to say about her.

http://www.digital-six.net

@44 and 45--

Is reading comprehension just a concept to you?

#44 ~ too many words. My eyes hurt. Can everyone keep their posts down to a few sentences.

nice rack gal, now lets look at Jessica's so that we can compare them :)

playpacman.net

http://www.ednabambrick.com/Gallery.html

Hey, if I'd paid as much for mine as she probably did for hers, I'd be showing them off top!

the regulars at this site are impossibly lame

#26 - krisdylee: sexy, oui!!!!

Butterface.

on the topic of photoshopping - at least they didn't try to turn this into a 'nipple slip' shot. there's no integrity in the papparazzi today

yo #58. don't be a hater

I'd fuck her...
.....if she let me

Who doesn't like to get raped? At least someone is willing to have sex with you.

no, #58 is right

biatcho=retard

duh!

what's the point...
[snip]

oh i see... hi ashlee, nice bra :)

I think I could make a huge improvement on how her face looks, simply by adding my balls on her chin. Well, it would look better to me anyway.

PaisleyMoon = friendless fag hag

I totally forgot what a loser paisley moon is because after the last time it got attacked on here it hid for weeks. fagass.

As the Terminator circa 1991 would say "I'll take your fake nose, your boobs, and your dignity."

Papa Joe can keep what he already hasn't taken.

Women and those of us who want to end rape are not "whiny cunts" or a "special interest group." A rapist's excuse -- that women dressed in a lot-cut top or skirt are "are asking to be raped" -- is a VERY REAL DANGER to all of us. This website can be funny about celebrities and even their underwear without making violent and mysogynist comments. And until it rises above threatening to rape women whose bras are visible, I will not read it anymore.

@72.

...HAHAHAH?! Get raped.

I tried wearing a "rape me' sign on my back (subtly - and not near the bum - sorry boyz) for a number of weekends, but unfortunately - all my female friends don't seem to take me seriously.
The Horror...the horror...
(In regard to lame comments - I feel the best way to approach sites like this is -
A) Just glance at the pic
2) then only read your own comments)
(NP - Binky)

Rape is wrong, there is no arguing that.
And flashing your breasts by undoing your shirt and wearing a low cut bra, even if you are "completely unaware" due to your lack of attachment to your fake boobies does entitle me to a free feel.

Or at least several strokes.

Ashlee, come closer so I can pet your fake boobies.

I'm so excited, I can hardly contain myself. My most recent blogpost is up. It's yummy, it's all about cupcakes. No not Aleq sillies, the kind you eat. Nothing would please me more if you would click my link and view it.
Hugs & Kisses

p.s. Aleq rapes me every night.

Silly me! Here's my link.

http://lamplighter-gallery.blogspot.com/

They are some sick people in here...

And her transformation to Jessica the second is nearly complete... shes even been taking lessons to get the facial expressions down pat.

Does she have the same hair colourist as that horsey-looking hag Longoria?

wow, before this broad had plastic surgery most y'all (yes goddamit I said y'all) were hating on her. Now she's had her nose fixed, PROBABLY her titties fixed and now she's jackoff material. What a bunch of fucking hypocrites you are. Now I have to schedule my boob job for next week instead of next month you ass clowns.

#76 damn you.. I am hungry for cupcakes now. :/

Erm, am I the only one who thinks this idiot has TINY breasts??

SoupaSarah....three things:
1. Dont be so hard on yourself.
2. I dont know you but I dont think your an idiot.
and 3. No one cares if you have tiny breast. Tiny is such a relative term. I for one like to date girls with "tiny" hands to make my peenaynay look "huge". "Huge" another relative term.

Im gonna go sit in the corner and cry now.

someone hold me.....

#15 - HA!!! Her milk crates are her only redeeming quality.

#37 - I'll say it slowly... get... over... your... self...

#46 - You are one fucking funny canuck

#58 - And yet, you're reading every fucking comment. And where exactly is the funny in your post? You're the kind of moron that farts then turns around screaming "SHUT UP ASSHOLE!!", aren't you? The Focus on the Family website, where rape is treated as the woman's fault, is easily found on Google. Simply lift your keyboard and wack yourself on the head repeatedly, until QWERTY appears backwards, then press enter. Oh, then go fuck yourself.

I don't know nothing about rape, but I will say that there's grounds in my cup of coffee this morning and THAT pisses me off.

I could have had a perfect week in my football pool if perhaps maybe the Dallas Cowgirls tried to play football instead of wandering around looking at all the pretty "T.O.D." signs in Philly yesterday. That AND crappy coffee....it's like God looked down and said, "Happy Monday, Jrzmommy, I hate you"...don't talk to me about the rape debate, I have enough problems of my own.

Oh yea, only 8 more wins until the crown is back in Flushing. It pisses me off that we had our Yankee smackdown outsourced to those foreigners in Detroit, but that's what happens when inferior overpaid teams step up. Off the topic? Fuck it.

Let's Go Mets!!!

Come on, Superfish Guy, post the story on how Anna Nicole Smith, a.k.a. Mother of the Century, didn't attend her own son's funeral service. PLEEEEEEEEASE!!!

Jrz - You're gonna piss off Chocolate Starfish Machinery and the Apologists.

I see jrzmommy & RichPort are in full voice today, just itching to dive into that first Monday morning thread. :)

I calls em like I sees em!

METS in six in the World Series !!!

Rich that sounds like an acid rock band...Chocolate Starfish Machinery and the Apologists.

#58 - And yet, you're reading every fucking comment. And where exactly is the funny in your post? You're the kind of moron that farts then turns around screaming "SHUT UP ASSHOLE!!", aren't you? The Focus on the Family website, where rape is treated as the woman's fault, is easily found on Google. Simply lift your keyboard and wack yourself on the head repeatedly, until QWERTY appears backwards, then press enter. Oh, then go fuck yourself.

clever retort. i especially liked reading the part where youzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

#92 - Amazing. The only thing coherent there is what I wrote. In honor of your penchant for italicizing my rantings, I have my middle finger slightly tilted for you. That's right buddy, you're #1.

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amazing what a bit of plastic surgery can do huh?
the "After" ashlee is hot

New York Mets rule but I will not gloat about how the Yankees choked because I don't want to jinx the Mets. All I know is that they better fucking win or I will have to choke a bitch.

#92 - your cutting & pasting and then referring to RichPort as "youz" like you're some sort of jersey assbag is possibly the MOSst clever retort EVER! Nice job. (Oh & yes I get what you meant by the zzz's but I am just pointing out that you're an idiot. Go hang with Paisley Moon you both sounds like boring wastes of oxygen.

#96 - Someone just wants attention, maybe a disgruntled Giambi fan. Who knows. I think stfu stands for Stop Trying (to) Follow Up, advice that should be taken by those who respond on key at a time.

The Yankees fans need the same kind of puppy eyed treatment they've been given us since they served us in 2000. I've always thought 'A Rod' was just a euphemism anyway.

youz, that's very clever. sorry about your mom's botched abortion.

Is "clever" Pee Wee's word of the day or just the "SAT" word you just learned & are trying to fit it into any sentence you can?
Just curious...

hey guys! lets not hate on the yanks!

cant a gal read some superfish on a manday morning and not be reminded of the HORRORS of the weekend? makes me want to punch a bitch, come here ashlee!

Biatcho, someone is obviously bored. Until stfu says something remotely funny, I think I'll hold off before scaring it from ever coming back.

RichP, I prefer to thin the herd as frequently as possible so as to keep this place more interesting. But I'm also an asshole.

pee wee's phrase of the day is "inflated self-importance"

e.g. "I think I'll hold off before scaring it from ever coming back"

lmao

YUMMY! I got an instant boner from that one.

http://wampoon.com

#103 - I thought one of my balls was hanging lower than the other one... it must be because you're swinging on them. Odd, I haven't seen you on any other thread. Please practice gargling with seltzer water and broken glass. Many thanks.

ASHLEY SIMPSON SHOWS OFF HER EYE LIFT AND NOSE JOB!

The sad thing is, after that surgery she still isn't hot. She just looks normal now.

Rich Port - stop taking Superfish comments so seriously, that's when it gets really pathetic.

#107 - There goes my other nut I guess. So I'll name one testicle stfu and the other HELLpenis... that'll scare the wife. However, none of you has the privilege of having my dick named after you. Except Jessica Biel, of course. I'll name the ol' zipper dragon Bielicious in a cocaine heartbeat. In closing, blow me.

i'm scared. hold me.

I just wanted to thank you for not making up stupid nick-names. Sooooo lame.

nice call-back. and i see RP is still lame here.