Oct 30 2006Anna Nicole Smith to unbury her son

Just give it a couple of days. She'll forget she ever even had a son.

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Well I do believe this is the most entertaining thing I have read all morning.

She must be crazy to do that

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I'd bury my bone in her

She's gonna make that jew lawyer/fuckbuddy of hers dig up the body and then she is going to whack him over the head with the shovel in a drugged out rage and bury him on top of her son just so that her son can be tormented for eternity after being buried with his murderer. Then she'll go to the nearest bar & have some 19 year old swig body shots off of her and will impregnate him. You just can't make this shit up, folks.

i'm just glad for any story this morning because of tired of being greeted by Avril's cooter every time i open this page.

wtf, anna has put a new meaning to 'rest in peace'.

Actually she is digging him up for two reasons.

1. She has a red carpet event and just like last year, foreign adopted Children were the must have accessory this year dead children are. She'll be taking him to all the red carpet events.

2. She's having money troubles now that she doesn't have a rich boyfriend and was hoping to sell off some of the drugs still in his system.

Man, I wish this kid could have had the peace in death that he could not have in life. Leave him alone Crazy Lady!!

Ha! This reminds me of that scene in Goodfellas where they have to move that captain's body and when they're digging it up, someone says "I found a leg! Does anybody want a wing???"

While she's at it, she might trying exhuming her fucking career.

Can someone explain to this dumb hick that Daniel's body isn't a "woobie"....you know how kids carry that ONE object with them wherever they go--blankie, teddy, binky.....

#6 Right on- sick of that stupid story and I am so crabby today :(

On one hand, I feel bad for the family. On the other hand, "Weekend at Anna's" should be a box office smash.

@13 still the king.....

I've heard he's dead against a move.

I see a "RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES!!!" episode of Law & Order in the making.

Papa, LOL - I was thinking the same thing!!

Tomorrow is Samhain (Halloween), so maybe she will dress him up and they will go as "Dawn of the Dead" characters.

Yeesh - she can just cremate him and take his urn along with Marshall's wherever she goes.

How DOES someone that stupid survive? It must be horrible just trying to remember to breathe! ARGH!

Can you feel bad for a corpse? Because I do.

I am suprised she is not doing it tomorrow during Halloween, and selling the rights to the highest bidder so they can broadcast it as "Anna's Totally-Zombie Halloween Special."

If she treats him this poorly after he's dead, I can only imagine what a gifted parent she must have been when he was alive.

Even in his dead, rotting, decomposing state, he is still considered the smarter of the two.

I'm sure he smells better than her signiture perfume.

I don't understand why she was having a problem getting his body to the States for burial in the first place. Wasn't he a citizen?

She has gotten so ugly, I think she should have stayed fat

an anna nicole smith hiaku:

your son is still dead
you were never that pretty
please eat shit and die

tada! http://www.funderpants.com

Ohhh, fuuuuck me. So now we have to watch another DRAMATIC funeral? the poor kid can't even rest in peace.

Does anyone have a mailing address for this idiot?

For more entertainment, we could mail her a copy of that movie, The Serpent and the Rainbow... in her dumbass state - she will dig him up - run to Haiti and then she can watch him become a shambling zombie..........

Now THAT would be great Reality TV!

She must have needed a babysitter for Danielynn.

Even in his ghost form, I think Daniel could win custody of his little sister. He's a better option that his fucked up mother, the Conniving Jewish Lawyer or the Money Grubbing Surfer/Mimbo that pity-fucked her.

I know- such bad language today.

Just as soon as I had casted my ballot for Kate Moss as Mother of the Year, I teeter back to the Anna Nicole side of the fence. Those two are truly in a dead heat for the title.

Smells like Teen Spirit.

@27. What bad language?

Ah, My favorite-the f-word, so many different uses. So satisfying to use and also to get, when you can.

My mood is improving, I must say.

#29 Ahh, the f-word, my personal fav. So many uses and very satisfying to use (or get-if you are lucky!)

You people are cheering me up with your funny comments and very Halloweenish theme I might add.

Sorry, but the site dropped me so I re-wrote.

Bad mood returning......

Since she's running out of money, can she just stuff him in a duffle bag and have him checked in as luggage, or is there some law against that too?

I guess it's a good thing he wasn't Jewish.

i think he croaked a while back, and was just made to look alive with animatronics or voodoo. i mean look at that pic. vacant gaze, blue lips, pale skin. deader'n something ... really dead.

Of course she going to exhume her son. She's Anna Nicole Smith

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PrettyBaby: Fuck is the most versatile word ever.
verb: To fuck
noun: Anna Nicole is a fuck.
adjective: Anna Nicole is telling fucking lies.
part of an adverb: Anna Nicole eats too fucking much

Wonder what country she'll head to next? She's making it painfully obvious that Howard K. Stern is not the father. Her actions are speaking so much louder than words. She's a total mess these days and someone needs to intervene. That poor baby. If she was honest and just did the paternity test, she'd be able to move on - covering things up and hiding is only going to make everything worse.

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It's Smith's proclamation that the exhumation to the Prozac Nation was a computation for renumeration. She's got retardation and toxification, but she likes fellation, so what the fuck.

What an asshat.

Can we say drama. Some people are addicted to it. I would say she is a true junkie.

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She's digging up the son so nobody else can do it to prove he's the real father of the daughter. The "airline" will then conveniently "missplace" the body in transit, somewhere over the Bermuda Triangle would be my guess. Anna will then be splashed all over the headlines resurecting her once promising career and a celebrity endorser as she is signed for a 13 week run to pitch anti depressants. She will then retire to a double-wide just outside of Houston where she should have been for the last 2 decades anyway.

And we will never speak of this sorded mess ever again, so long as we all shall live.

#37 demonstrates that those who learn the intricacies of the word that is "Fuck" can engage in a lively, intelligent conversation. Try it at work for enjoyment!

sad to say but maybe its a lame attempt for him so that he can get away from his stupid mom. and maybe this way, she will leave him alone.

#43, If you already don't know- I can be an airhead occasionally so I have to ask you to pardon me but I don't get it.

@33...she could just label him carry-on cram him in the overhead compartment. That's what we did with grandma. *shrug*

Fuckin' A, man! I do believe she is the stupidest human to wander aimlessly on this planet looking for hand-outs. What a train wreck. It's sad, really.

It would be great to see upon the opening of the casket, they found Paul McCartney's ex-wife's missing leg. Then Anna would eat it, shouting, " A leg is a leg God Damnit! It ain't got to be chicken to be good!"

Mmm, Daniel is dead sexy.

Nice, just read some 19 year old admitted to raping his own mother. I mean someone else's mom, ok? But his own mom? Somehow, I think these two stories are related:

http://www.nbc11.com/news/10175427/detail.html

"Oh no I di'int just go there. Oh no I di'int."

When did the Fish become a Puerto Rican New Yorker??

49--brings a whole new meaning to MILF, I suppose

Papahotnuts,

Welcome back to both you and your nuts.

yoyo. dat shit is wacked! boyeeeee!

Slight Oedipal complex from the redneck in Alabama....

Isn't there some other process that's a little easier for the indecisive?

Like CREMATION???

RichPort - she was assaulted in her trailer home. Bet her son's middle name is Earl.

He did it to get even with his BROTHER. Yeesh where is Ole Sparky? Fire that bad boy up and have a bbqin!

I can imagine Anna, much like Zeus, standing and bellowing 'Rise from your grave' Altered Beast style.

The bahamas is a shit-hole it's an insult to be buried there. Nothing like good ole US soil.

Anna, if u ever see this post...just want u to know....I LOVE YOU!!!

we should really just leave her alone for a while