Sep 27 2006Victoria Bekcham has the biggest pants ever

That's Gangsta Yo! She'll get shot in my hood.

http://wampoon.com

Oh no. It's the mean-looking pointy lady again. Remind me again why we in America care about her.

isn't her 15 minutes over?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,

Tell me your a skank a really nasty skank.

I'll tell ya, I'll tell ya...

Those used to be Nicole Richie's pants before she contracted the anorexia.

The thing about those pants....they're a size 2 and they're that big on her.

so what do these girls do to get so thin? bulemia only works if you don't binge. laxatives don't block caloric absorption.
anorexia is damn hard.
anyone try hoodia?

It's not the biggest pants ever, it's the flattest butt ever

Ho hum, I like them. Reminds me of my raver days#!(

...of course, I was also fat back then. Hmm.

Victoria Beckham most definately has a flat ass.

OK who do you think will win in the flapjack flat ass competition....will it be Beckham or Tara Reid?

It looks like she went on the Subway diet, and just keeps wearing the pants so she can pull them out and show how much weight she's lost.

http://www.reidaboutit.com

Oh sweet Christ, is that my friends and I looked like in our "candy raver" phase during the early nineties? Maybe drugs are bad after all...

She still seems posh!

I had to argue with a single brain cell to comment on this. The rest all turned their little cingulate gyrus backs on me. That is how boring this person is.

Shaun

I sware I read something last week that Katie Holmes is going to play Victoria Posh Beckham Asshole in a movie.

She's ugly and uninteresting... nuff said.

Goddamn, she has a worse case of "Hey Look at Me" Syndrome than Paris or HoHan combined.

Yeah Posh, you are so goddamn street. Yo!

First pic--second row of thumbnails....Hey Posh....ya goin' to the movies? Then why ya pickin' your seat????

Aww, I wanted to see her trip over her pants and fall on the cobblestones! With those crappy rubber boobs she'd bounce back up anyway.

She looks like a little immigrant kid from the Lower East Side in the 20s. How does this girl shit? I mean, I know step one is eating, but she may be the first person in human history to literally have legs attached directly to her waist, foregoing the ass entirely. Maybe she's like one of those birds that digests the food for her spawn, then regurgitates it in their mouths when she comes back to the nest. I remember when the Brits exported cool shit like the Beatles and war... there is simply no excuse for this chick.

All she's missing is a skateboard and a cynical outlook on life.

http://www.celebslam.com

She looks like she should be standing on a streetcorner yelling, "Extra! Extra! David Beckham is Married to Angriest Woman in the World!!"

Is this woman ever NOT posing?

That's great - giant lame ass pants to go with the giant "PLEASE MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A BUG AND COVER UP THE BAD PLASTIC SURGERY" sunglasses. I hope she is buying some additional "make me look interesting" glasses while in Rome. She certainly isn't there to eat.

Holy shit! She's almost practically sort of smiling in the first pic after the jump!
Then she goes on to do her magnum and blue steel posey-poses.
Her and Paris Hilton - what's with people who pose all the time? Don't they get sick of themselves?

She looks a bit like Parappa the Rapper!

never mind victoria beckham (washed up, leather face). who's the nuggy blonde in the 3rd picture???

This pig-nosed cunt always has an "I'm takin' a really nasty shit" look on her ugly ass face.

I bet she's really fun to be around.

aww, i don't know... i was a raver back in the day, too (for shame!) and i'll always have a soft spot for little shirts and big pants. it's a cute look and i'm relieved that i don't have to see those grapefruit-halves-stuffed-under-leather-skin boobs of hers for once.

if this b*tch asks me for a back massage, though, well, that's a different story.

#27 nice Playstation reference, brought back memories of how I spent many a college day.

good times

Becks likes to see her in those pants because it reminds him so much of the men he likes to fuck when she's not around.

I swear I saw those pants at H&M...

I think she looks great, I love her hair, and those trousers are way daring in a skinny jean age... scrumptious... I want to be her!

#34 - Do not denigrate the name 'nas' by saying stupid shit, or we will get that ugly bitch Kelis on your ass. That is all.

When did they change Victoria Beckham into a poor, little homeless boy?
Seriously, this bitch needs to put on some weight.

I thought her name was Deborah Carson.

maybe she finally ran out of clothes in an attempt to wear something different every single day of her life and decided to wear david's pants...

When I first looked at the pictures, I thought it was the wrong person. I was looking to see a little orange gnome, but apparently she decided to go natural that day.

ha ha...i bet she just stole them from a fat guy