September 27, 2006
Victoria Bekcham has the biggest pants ever
Victoria Beckham was spotted shopping in Rome wearing the world's largest pair of pants. I'm guessing either she was having a fat day or she's decided to take up that paper route in Compton again.
More of Victoria Beckham and her fat man pants after the jump.
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Comments
1. Posted by Wampoon.com on September 27, 2006 8:47 AM
That's Gangsta Yo! She'll get shot in my hood.
http://wampoon.com
2. Posted by Obadiah on September 27, 2006 8:49 AM
Oh no. It's the mean-looking pointy lady again. Remind me again why we in America care about her.
3. Posted by griffmills on September 27, 2006 8:54 AM
isn't her 15 minutes over?
4. Posted by ScottInFlorida on September 27, 2006 8:56 AM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,
Tell me your a skank a really nasty skank.
I'll tell ya, I'll tell ya...
5. Posted by krisdylee on September 27, 2006 9:05 AM
Those used to be Nicole Richie's pants before she contracted the anorexia.
6. Posted by jrzmommy on September 27, 2006 9:10 AM
The thing about those pants....they're a size 2 and they're that big on her.
7. Posted by Steeno on September 27, 2006 9:14 AM
so what do these girls do to get so thin? bulemia only works if you don't binge. laxatives don't block caloric absorption.
anorexia is damn hard.
anyone try hoodia?
8. Posted by llllllllll on September 27, 2006 9:14 AM
It's not the biggest pants ever, it's the flattest butt ever
9. Posted by Courtney on September 27, 2006 9:16 AM
Ho hum, I like them. Reminds me of my raver days#!(
...of course, I was also fat back then. Hmm.
10. Posted by Derek Hail on September 27, 2006 9:19 AM
Victoria Beckham most definately has a flat ass.
11. Posted by llllllllll on September 27, 2006 9:22 AM
OK who do you think will win in the flapjack flat ass competition....will it be Beckham or Tara Reid?
12. Posted by Reid on September 27, 2006 9:28 AM
It looks like she went on the Subway diet, and just keeps wearing the pants so she can pull them out and show how much weight she's lost.
http://www.reidaboutit.com
13. Posted by sinbad on September 27, 2006 9:38 AM
Oh sweet Christ, is that my friends and I looked like in our "candy raver" phase during the early nineties? Maybe drugs are bad after all...
14. Posted by Brain Embolism on September 27, 2006 9:40 AM
She still seems posh!
15. Posted by Shaun on September 27, 2006 9:47 AM
I had to argue with a single brain cell to comment on this. The rest all turned their little cingulate gyrus backs on me. That is how boring this person is.
Shaun
16. Posted by jrzmommy on September 27, 2006 9:50 AM
I sware I read something last week that Katie Holmes is going to play Victoria Posh Beckham Asshole in a movie.
17. Posted by combustion8 on September 27, 2006 9:55 AM
She's ugly and uninteresting... nuff said.
18. Posted by Angry Ferret Jones on September 27, 2006 9:58 AM
Goddamn, she has a worse case of "Hey Look at Me" Syndrome than Paris or HoHan combined.
Yeah Posh, you are so goddamn street. Yo!
19. Posted by jrzmommy on September 27, 2006 10:17 AM
First pic--second row of thumbnails....Hey Posh....ya goin' to the movies? Then why ya pickin' your seat????
20. Posted by ch474 on September 27, 2006 10:20 AM
Aww, I wanted to see her trip over her pants and fall on the cobblestones! With those crappy rubber boobs she'd bounce back up anyway.
21. Posted by RichPort on September 27, 2006 10:22 AM
She looks like a little immigrant kid from the Lower East Side in the 20s. How does this girl shit? I mean, I know step one is eating, but she may be the first person in human history to literally have legs attached directly to her waist, foregoing the ass entirely. Maybe she's like one of those birds that digests the food for her spawn, then regurgitates it in their mouths when she comes back to the nest. I remember when the Brits exported cool shit like the Beatles and war... there is simply no excuse for this chick.
22. Posted by CelebSlam.com on September 27, 2006 10:30 AM
All she's missing is a skateboard and a cynical outlook on life.
http://www.celebslam.com
23. Posted by jrzmommy on September 27, 2006 10:41 AM
She looks like she should be standing on a streetcorner yelling, "Extra! Extra! David Beckham is Married to Angriest Woman in the World!!"
24. Posted by 86 on September 27, 2006 11:04 AM
Is this woman ever NOT posing?
25. Posted by FashMags on September 27, 2006 11:18 AM
That's great - giant lame ass pants to go with the giant "PLEASE MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A BUG AND COVER UP THE BAD PLASTIC SURGERY" sunglasses. I hope she is buying some additional "make me look interesting" glasses while in Rome. She certainly isn't there to eat.
26. Posted by happy_bunny on September 27, 2006 11:26 AM
Holy shit! She's almost practically sort of smiling in the first pic after the jump!
Then she goes on to do her magnum and blue steel posey-poses.
Her and Paris Hilton - what's with people who pose all the time? Don't they get sick of themselves?
27. Posted by mike on September 27, 2006 1:27 PM
She looks a bit like Parappa the Rapper!
28. Posted by StanGable on September 27, 2006 1:39 PM
never mind victoria beckham (washed up, leather face). who's the nuggy blonde in the 3rd picture???
29. Posted by BarbadoSlim on September 27, 2006 1:56 PM
This pig-nosed cunt always has an "I'm takin' a really nasty shit" look on her ugly ass face.
I bet she's really fun to be around.
30. Posted by helena handbasket on September 27, 2006 1:57 PM
aww, i don't know... i was a raver back in the day, too (for shame!) and i'll always have a soft spot for little shirts and big pants. it's a cute look and i'm relieved that i don't have to see those grapefruit-halves-stuffed-under-leather-skin boobs of hers for once.
if this b*tch asks me for a back massage, though, well, that's a different story.
31. Posted by BarbadoSlim on September 27, 2006 2:24 PM
#27 nice Playstation reference, brought back memories of how I spent many a college day.
good times
32. Posted by biatcho on September 27, 2006 2:29 PM
Becks likes to see her in those pants because it reminds him so much of the men he likes to fuck when she's not around.
33. Posted by Sakura on September 27, 2006 4:59 PM
I swear I saw those pants at H&M...
34. Posted by nas on September 27, 2006 8:22 PM
I think she looks great, I love her hair, and those trousers are way daring in a skinny jean age... scrumptious... I want to be her!
35. Posted by RichPort on September 28, 2006 5:33 AM
#34 - Do not denigrate the name 'nas' by saying stupid shit, or we will get that ugly bitch Kelis on your ass. That is all.
36. Posted by Praz on September 28, 2006 6:02 PM
When did they change Victoria Beckham into a poor, little homeless boy?
Seriously, this bitch needs to put on some weight.
37. Posted by CarlosKavros on September 30, 2006 8:24 AM
I thought her name was Deborah Carson.
38. Posted by ufos8mycat on September 30, 2006 9:22 AM
maybe she finally ran out of clothes in an attempt to wear something different every single day of her life and decided to wear david's pants...
39. Posted by Beastiephile on October 2, 2006 11:23 PM
When I first looked at the pictures, I thought it was the wrong person. I was looking to see a little orange gnome, but apparently she decided to go natural that day.