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Beckham didn't bend it

Oh yeah. Those look real...

Her nipple reminds me of the cap on top of a gallon of milk. It's the only thing keeping the silicon in.

http://www.celebslam.com

Oh, well... if she likes fake boobs...!!

She is Milftastic

She looks like Robert Smith from the Cure. Except more manly.

My Gawd. Doesn't she ever smile??

That is the nicest nipple that I have ever seen on a piece of citrus fruit.

Too bad she has so much botox in her face that she can't make any expressions.

who the hell is the inferno she's clinging to??

Oddly, I have a hankering for a rubber chicken for dinner tonight.

Tell me that is not Beckham that she is holding on to! WTF is up with that shirt? No wonder she is pissed!

I promised I wouldn't tell anybody that I licked her left testicle, and I'm going to keep my promise!

Dave has really let himself go since England dropped him from the squad.
(But it does look like he might have on a CK wife-beater)

This is the US Of fucking A. No one cares about this English freak of nature.

I think that hitting that would be very similar to hitting an inflatable love doll.

Only the love doll would probably be a lot more fun to talk to afterwards, and a bit more lifelike.

Cock-Ninja - she kind of looks like that picture of your sister that you sent me. Hehe!

who is that gay robot escorting her?

http://www.funderpants.com

@16 Ferret:

I was in Dick's Sporting Goods and I mistook her face for a stiff baseball glove, so I greased it up, fucked the shit out of it, wrote Jim "Catfish" Hunter on her forehead and left.

Wow normally Mr. Superficial is funny...but you must be a faggot for bashing her. She looks absolutely amazing.

She's got the tits of this cheap Asian porn star I saw in a Chinese Take-In Part 37. Only not as classy or realistic looking. Plus, I think you'd only get away with face-slapping her with the cock juuuust once... she looks like a mean fucking bitch. Dave is obviously the girl in this relationship.

@20 RichPort:

Did the Asian porn star have Jim "Catfish" Hunter written on her forehead?

Hopeless

#19 - Reminder me never to leave my leather jacket lying around you anywhere... especially if I have tangerines in the chest pocket. I though Terminator looked amazing, but I still wouldn't wanna fuck 'em...

that's the first time I've seen her face not look all broken out and spackeled with make-up and grease...

You are some twisted chinese sporting good sex-havin mother fuckers, mother fuckers!

She is the MALE and the FAG she is holding is the FEMALE
since she looks like an evil-faced macho man, tunerd into a monkey all teh time, in all the pics of her entiree life.

Does she smile at least when she comes during sex?
As if she ever could reach an orgasm. Mr. Beckham must be the WOMAN while in bed.

pic #2

I see TUNA.

What is it with these rich bitches and their cheap ass fake tits? I bet that dress cost more than her boob job. Her, Tori Spelling, and numberless others wouldn't blink an eye at dropping 300K for a sports car or lavish vacation/shopping spree, but when it comes to inserting bags of silicone or saline into their chest they bargain shop? Christ, those things aren't even under the muscle! They sit on her breastbone like Snap-on tools. I bet she even has bad scars. Her butcher... er, I mean surgeon, probably went either under the tit or around the nipple - gifting her with a nice ridge of scar in either place. No belly-button or armpit for Posh, that would cost too much and look too natural. Maybe that's what it is - they want them to look as fake as absolutely possible so that you know they spent money on them. Just like the orange tans. They look like carrots because they paid for their tans, they didn't lay out and get it for free like the rest of we vermin.

#25-"Does she smile at least when she comes during sex?
As if she ever could reach an orgasm."

In her defense, it is hard to orgasm when you have no nerve endings left due to 93.5% of your body being botox soaked plastic.

Wow, with the Superfish having a niece...
That means* he's a human.

Posh's "Fierce" look is what scares away the food.

She aint bad - would look so much better if she smiled though. I seen these pics like two days ago. I say bring the hair extensions back it takes the attention off the sour face.

@15 - You're American and your nickname is DiabetesExplosion !! Clever !!

Victoria Adams looks like a rat. A male rat.
She never taught of plastic surgery ... on her face ? And who's the giant fag ?

Check out this close up of her face. It looks like an orange rind.
http://posh-madness.net/photos/displayimage.php?pid=12724&fullsize=1

Haha nice shirt that guy is wearing ... looks like the wallpaper from grandma's house. When did David Beckham morph into a gay Lancashire hairdresser?

#27-"Christ, those things aren't even under the muscle!"

She has msucles? Its hard to get the implants under the muscle when the person you are doing surgery on looks like Skeletor.

I see "Cambry" likes to "quote" what everyone says.

@36 LilRach

I'm trying to figure out when the quote, "She has msucles" was used before?

What the fuck is/are msucles?

Why don't you msucle my nuts!

Hopeless

God. Sorry for making a typo.

I thought msucle's were very small testicles.

@32 - the big fag is BECKHAM

Look closely at that last photo--only the face, not the hair--and TELL ME that wasn't born a man.

It has a pig nose, the word's longest filtrum, and no upper lip.

WTF

I can't believe that's Beckham! It looks like that guy from Revenge of the Nerds and ER. Anthony Edwards.

That is one tall faggot.

#21 - Oh shit. I was wondering what the fuck that was. I mean, I didn't think twice about a Dick's tag hanging from her, but the ink looked to fresh to be a real autograph...

Ms. Beckham, may I introduce you to Jessica Biel??

I love her friend's white velcro sneakers though. So sexy.

He is so gross looking. Like he's scared steiff or something.

I love her friend's white velcro sneakers though. So sexy.

@43 Richport: The 'Spaulding' 100% leather should have been a dead give-away. Get it dead give-away?

@46 Mathilda 'whatthefuckerver': Have you been taking spelling lessons from Cambry. What the fuck is 'scared steiff'? Fucking newbees.

Hopeless

#21, Her face is still in bad shape, check out her forehead in the last three pix. Contrary to Posh's belief, lathering body glitter all over yourself does NOT improve your complexion.

Oops, comment was in re: to #23. Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue...

steiff: verb. Hard and erect.
In Germany a penis that is erected can be called "steiff". Mostly one say:"Ich habe einen Steiffen. "It is very very informal, so one shouldn't use it formally, and I didn't think this was a formal web-site.
So eat me!

@51 Matthilda: Sorry... ummm... tit.

Hopeless

That is some of the worst photoshopping I've ever seen; I can't believe these photos even got posted. Bad site moderater, bad!

Hey 48- Hopeless_ and Hapless
Looks like *51 put the smackdown on yo ass.

Daaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmnnnn!!!

I once had Mathilda's last name on a spelling test.
(Boy did that suck)

She looks absolutely horrifying.. She swapped faces with Michael Jackson in the "Thriller" years and her chest looks like the ass of Incan mummy.

Just another celebrity freakshow to adore..

www.whatthesha.com

I had a bad case of Tómasdóttir one time. It gets in all around your nut sack, and it is abitch to get rid of. I had to find an Albino Goat Herder to rub ointment on it for 5 days straight.

@37 Hopeless - what the fuck are you on. That wasn't even me who wrote the post about the "msucles". If you read things correctly i was saying that Cambry is always quoting what other people say you numbnuts!
Muscle your nuts? Sorry love i can't find my microscope.

@54 - The only person that puts a smack-down on Hopeless's ass is your mom, because she is a useless whore, and the only way she makes any money is when Hopeless breaks her off a little spunk money after he busts a nut on her.

Seriously, I remember meeting your mom one time when she was working in Mexico, as a fluffer in a Donkey show. I still can't get the smell of her cooch out of the bottom of my boots. Holy crap.

Throw down with my buddies and I will pop out your eyes and skull fuck you like Skippy, ass-bag.

Obviously AngryFuckerJones has his head up Hopelesses arse!

PS - I am touching my msucle right now, and it is fantastic.

Good one. Did somebody help you with that or did you string that pathetic group of words together all by yourself?

Her breast impants don't look right, they look like there is too much sag in the front. Reminds me of the pics we have of women whose breast implants went wrong-

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/breast-enlargment.htm

So that's what an orange would look like if you attached a nipple to it.

ecchhh...
Two of the ugliest people that are still alive that I have probably ever laid eyes on...how in hell is this done??? How do you get to be "one of them"??? I am 100 times better looking than that child molester she is hanging onto - and here I am, toiling away 60 hours a week to pay my mortgage, car payment etc etc etc - life ain't fair...

...and Beckham himself is so hot - what the fuck does he see in this bonerack??? Perhaps she can suck a golf ball thru 30 feet of garden hose? puleeeze...he could have any woman he wants, probably even jrzmommy, she is a little whore so I have heard...heh heh

I'd fuck her

She seems super-nice.

#59 - After further review of the tape, I have discovered that it was not Brain Embolism's mom fluffing the donkey. It was in fact, Paris Hilton.

Apologies all around. Especially to the donkey, as it will never get that smell of Paris off it's dick.

Victoria was cute when she was in the spice girls. now she's hideous!

Very bad Photoshopping again. White nipples? I'm getting bored with this site and all the doctored up pictures. The comments are sure funny though.

#15

Err, I live in Western Australia, my dad is American and my mum is Ukrainian, and I don't give a shit about that "English freak of nature" either. I don't think it's just those of you living in the US of fucking A.

Superfish, what the FUCK is with the two random pics of the white guy & the black guy on the sides of my screen whenever I get into your website
????????

I've been waiting for this to happen for a while.

#15 no baby, this is the WW fuckin W.

All freaks of nature are welcome to come under our evil scrutiny, nationality no bar. We are snipers, not Xenophobes.

Hm, Xenophobe. If we bitch up Scientologists, does that make us Xenu-phobes?

That isn't a nipple, it's tit-tape.

Big Red Fag is killing with the "Oh My Goodness!" hand on his chest. He had no idea there would be such a fracas over his little PoshPosh.

Actually, he probably thinks all the attention is directed at him, if he's similar to most gay men I know.

And that is Posh giving her absolute fiercest "model face". Accentuates the cheekbones, you know.

Thanks Ferret, you're one in a million...

Now go pick my cotton!

Quite a few new posters in the past few days... welcome. Hmmmmmmm. Now the game begins. Which, much like Posh's tits, is fake, and which, much like Posh's obsesion with not eating, is Suicidal? I smell the distinct funk of dirty walrus trolling amongst us...

it doesn't look like a nipple to me....just the boobage

GOD! Why does this woman always looks so pissed off!? What a miserable bitch. They should call her Canker Sore Spice.

i think she's cute. maybe she needs to gain 10 pounds and loose the orange skittle look... other than that, for having 2 kids... she's a winner.

@77 you're right, he is the funniest part of the picture. I can hear him saying, "Oh my Gawd! Does this pink flowerdy glitter shirt over a wife beater make me look FAT?"

Oh and he also looks like he has a portable microphone inside his pants. I thought only Stallion had one of those.

u would think she can afford better boobs

#82 - I'm going with Cured Animal Hide Spice myself, but I'm not too sure that'll fit on her next CD cover.

Thank you #71; it's about time someone else commented on the extremely obvious photo shop job!

@85 Damn right............LOL

She kind of reminds me of the girl ape in the "Planet of the Apes" movie. You know the one with the little nose.The only thing is she's not black.............

77--I'm totally giggling at him. I can just hear it...."OMIGOD! Ith that Ruthul Crowe? OMIGOD! OMIGOD! OMIGOD! I'm going to faint! He'th checking me out! OMIGOD! Oh, thweety, your tit ith hanging out again....Do I look okay?"

Who cares seriously.

She must rock Dave's socks off in bed... Just imagine, you could pound her 'til the cows come home, and her tits would NEVER move. Unlike mine, which are REAL, and go up 'n down and all around when I'm getting it seven ways to Sunday. I just consider my tits as a Fuck-O-Meter.

er... have I said too much?

Krisdylee, we all enjoy when you share your sex capades. By all means, go into more detail. Also, I think guys like when our tits bounce and flail around. Hell, I like watching my tits when I'm getting nailed doggy style. Um, did I say too much? Oh who cares, I'm in a fucking mood today.

92 - mine have been known to poke eyes out, knock balls off & kick dicks to the dirt.

@89 Stallion, lol, you are so right, I'm surprised I never made that connection before!!

@85: Didn't we have so much fun at karaoke night in Stallion's pants the other day? Good times, good times.

Pinky, it was fantastic, but you have to learn to share girl.

@73 PrincessMuMu

It's like on Seinfeld when Jerry get's the black and white cookie. They're trying to bring racial harmony to The Superficial.

Look to the cookie PrincessMuMu, look to the cookie.............

@85, 96, 97 There is plenty of Stallion to go around, please, for my sake, share ladies. I have a saddle to fit four..............

@98 I'm willing to bet that its more fun than a ride on the Sybian.

@99 Good bet.............

@96 yeah but you know it was weird how he kept wanting to "crank up the volume" and "louder louder" even though it was already turned up to 11.

Besides that microphone in Stallion's pants isn't square like that guy's. His was regular shaped. Pretty much.

@101 It's more like a didgeeridoo. I know, I know, that's Australian, but whatever..........

@101: I really liked how he kept insisting we "hum" the song and not sing it..

Is that what Clay Aiken looks like? I've never seen him. I heard he was a skinny red-haired guy who is quite possibly gay.

They make a cute couple. Clay's the catcher, Posh is the pitcher, right?

Excuse me but you can at least give me props for my excellent Spinal Tap reference! Damn!

@105: It was an awesome reference....

"Can I raise a practical question at this point? Are we gonna do "Stonehenge" tomorrow?"

@106 sorry the Stallion got busted coming through customs with his "cucumber."

It wasn't a cucumber, it was Italian Sausage. Who knew you couldn't bring that on a plane?

To rip a quote from Zoolander "Victoria Beckham: A model idiot"

To #27 UNWASHEDMASSES and your boob job surgery descriptions:

OW! OW! OUCH!!! OW! OW!!!!!

Those 2 would fit right in at the club that turned down Tara Reid.

THOSE.
ARE.
SERIOUSLY.
THE.
MOST.
DEFORMED.
FAKE.
TITS.
I.
HAVE.
EVER.
SEEN.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL - I'm nearly pissing my pants of laughing when I read your comments :-DDD

My fake old Barbie dolls look ten times better than her. I'd rather have no tits than such tits.

in case no one else said it...wow, david spade has really let himself go.

further i mean.

ali g interviews posh and beckham on tv. and asks her if she takes it in the bum.

hilarity ensues.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P842Tmi6lrc

that shirt?!?! it looks like he borrowed it from a cast member of the golden girls.
umm, mr. scary man? dorothy called. she wants her shirt back.

She was and still could be a total cutie....too bad Celebrity Wacked-Out standards make these women think being "Tan-o-rexic" is sexy. Ewwww. And I heard she think she looks ugly when she smiles....THAT is why she doesn't. She's a cutie and after having 3 sons she's got a killer body....she just needs to nourish it. I would eat, f Becks, eat, f Becks, eat on Becks, and oh yeah, F Becks. Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!

I'd say that seeing Victoria' nipple is like seeing a dead body nipple.
Too Manish & Skinny to look hot. I still can not understand why David married her....
I don't like her at all!

My gawd - fugly is the best I can give her.

I'm just astounded that this anorexic, fake-tanned, grapefruit-tittied, sourpuss insecure little has-been skank is still relevant. Who the fuck cares about this whore that she stays in the public eye?