FIRST!!!! too bad for them. what have they done in the last year anyway?

it's about time they all get their comeuppance!

third? ashley is hot.

My sources tell me they thought they wouldn't have to RSVP a dinner because everyone would know they wouldn't touch the food.

Guess instead of wasting their time making a movie that bombed (New York Minute) they should have read a book on good manners. Just like Paris Hilton should have paid attention in class when they told you how to avoid Herpes...or Lindsay Lohan should have listened when they said that sun, drinking, and drugs would age you....or Tara Reid should have paid attention when the lesson was taught that said being a bitchy idiodic drunk whore could have serious career implications.

Mary Kate wasn't there to eat anyway. They should have put her in a corner to remind her that food is BAD.

Greasy Bear could have slipped in like a cockraoch under the door and Mischa was actually turned away because of two HEINOUS pit stains.

Wouldn't it be funny if Brandon Davis's "plus one" was Paris Hilton? Soon they won't even let her into Walmart.

Are you ever going to mention the fact that Britney had her baby? For the love of God, what is taking you so long? It only happened 12 hours ago. Christ.

Oprah was turned away as well, because she failed to RSVP for two portions. She's claiming it's racist.

Who are they kidding? They don't eat.

http;//www.celebslam.com

9 - I know, I all ready have the baby's picture as my wallpaper.

I love Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen. Why did they have to turn them away? It must have been a typo.

I could have sworn the commercial said "double your pleasure", but with these two its more like "double your terror" and what the fuck are they smirking about, the only time girls smirk that way is when they're looking at a 12" cock. I swear they look like those bratz dolls, big head in a small body.

WTF? They got twin nose jobs a while back but nose number one (on left) looks totally crooked? Too much of the Peruvian Snow I take it?

From:
waiting on her next fix: http://www.olsen-twins-news.com/newsimages/september2006/mary-kate-olsen-filthy-hippie-sep-3-2006-02.jpg

To:
getting rejected from a french "exclusive dinner".

Life is great. :-)

Shaun

oh man.. they should call in the big guns.. munchkin union labor number 666.. or is it the international federation of trolls? i keep getting those mixed up.. this shit is so unfair.. first parisite now marykrate and ashflea.. who's next? princess crystal meth? perish the thought.. the world's going straight to hell in a handbasket..

All is going according to plan: just a few more well-timed rejections/disappointments and these girls will be doing twin lezbo softcore porn faster than you can say Shannon Tweed.

...excellent...

F'ing alien trolls.

I slept with the Olsen twins before they were famous.

I hear their measurements are 36-22-36... but that's only if their standing side by side. It's a shame because they have those slutty little faces, and the bodies of 9 year old boys. YUCK... one of those cruel tricks god or allah or yahweh or bhudda or the dalai lama or vishnu plays I guess...

Maybe they'll learn some manners. Maybe?

I think the world is finally righting itself.

I wish they'd return my calls so I could put them in one of my "Barely Legal" films.

-Larry Flynt

RVSP (répondez s'il vous plaît - please respond) should become a common practice. It weeds out the short attention spanned sponges. Not to mention it saves a lot of money.

http://www.BadBreakups.net

I love that there is a backlash against all of these pathetic celebutards and that fewer and fewer people refuse to kiss their butts. I see this trend very encouraging.

Prediction: Olsen Twins will release an incestuous lesbian 24" double-ended jelly dong porn DVD by 2010.

I would have let them in, but then put them over in the corner at the Kids Table.

Naked.

What have they actually done? I know of them and I know they were in some show as kids but that is all...

@26 you mean they haven't already?!#!":?

Damn the one I have must be a fake, my I get suckered all the time by those out of the trunk of car vendors

ashley - chill the fuck out, it wasnt a great party anyway

mk - love the style. feeling the love. dead by thirty... its what i alsways wanted...and look where that got us :)

someone mention the mickey mouse headreasts...

http://www.olsen-twins-news.com/showpic.php?desc=&pic=newsimages/september2006/mary-kate-olsen-filthy-hippie-sep-3-2006-02.jpg

That picture looks like an ad for phone sex....in Munchkin Land

That picture is from 2004. At the LA premiere of their greatest movie "New York Minute" If you were as big an Olsen fan as I am, you'd know that.

http://photos.olsen-fan.net/displayimage.php?album=84&pos=13

Ha ha, Zoolander impressions.

"Magnum...it's beautiful!"

I've always hated that stupid ass smirk they do all the time.

hahahahhahhhaaahahhahahahha
haheeehehhahahehhehahhahehhehahhhah

sniff

hahahahhhahahahehhehehahahahah

ok, I'm done....

The French may surrender at the drop of a hat, but they are bad ass mo fos when it comes to RSVPs. They will headbutt your ass!

#32 why do i feel...

looking at your picture...
that mary-kate
comes away
with so
much
m
o
r
e
class
than everyone
else present at the event ?

it's sposed to look like some sort of lesbo lusto twino sistero snugglo lovefest no?

cos it does it for us : )

...next

Oh my god, how embarassing... that would def give me an eating disorder.

Eat shit, you weird half-alien half-fish douche bags.

they still have the faces of 5 year olds.

god they're so ugly!! i don't understand how they still get all this attention! they haven't done anything worthwhile in years now and they look like trolls! and what's up with dressing like hobos and calling it style? those bulging eyes and fishy lips really freak me out!

They can come to my dinner party. I'm serving spaghettios hot-dogs, and cherry Koolaid.

#41 - Who are you, Jim Jones?

#42 - Good morning Dirtbag damnYELL, nice to see you perpetuating the "imitation is the highest form of flattery". Trying to sully my name by saying unfunny shit I see. Seriously, go buy a life, if that sort of thing can be paid for with food stamps of course. You were lame in comment #12, and even lamer (from you, not thought possible) in comment #42. I must have really hit a nerve with you. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... Now run along! Breakfast at Trinity starts soon and they'll need you to mop. Just remember: it doesn't work properly if you keep dipping the stick end in water.

Keep studying me bitch. You wouldn't be the first.

Uncle Joey teaches Michelle a lesson in manners on the next special episode of Full House....

I wouldn't let the Olsens and Mischa in either -- they'd monopolize the bathrooms and clog up the plumming with all the post-meal bullimic action.

How hard is it to RSVP an invite? Don't they pay people to do that? All these young starlets still need to learn basic common sense. It's hilarious.

*** bulimic ***

**imposter**

my god the originality this morning. signing in under someone else's name. brilliance. it's simply never been done. wake the kids and call the neighbors, we have a real renaissance maverick on our hands.

Heh. Zoolander.

"Gasoline fight!"

The Olsen sluts are nothing but child-star has-beens. They were both busy snorting coke which is why they 'forgot' to RSVP.

My God...The older and more bulimic they appear the more they start looking like those puppets used for the Dark Crystal movie. They probably frightened everyone when they jumped on the chandelier and began using shards of it to stab the turkey.

I can't even believe most of you can tell them apart. Do you have jobs? If so, are they hiring? Because I'm stuck combing the blogosphere for free like a sucker.

i must confess i hate their faces. and i can't feel sorry for them D: does it make me a bad person-

Really the problem was that Mary Kate was just too fat to fit through the door.

hey! when did bigjim get back??
let's face it, all these hollywood brats have had adults fawning over them all their lives, telling how wonderful and perfect and beautiful they are, so they figure somebody owes them. wastes of space, all of them." tee-hee, they won't turn us away! we're cute and famous!"

gag me with a fork.

hmm. my quote marks seem to have a mind of their own.

oh, well, point made.

Really, why do they always smirk like that? They used to always show their pearly whites on FH. It's not like they have snaggle teeth or fangs like Dunst. Is this their sexy look?

They make Kimmy Gibbler look hot.

57. They're smirking and not showing their teeth in this photo because they both have a mouthfull of [CENSORED]!!! (That's the real reason they wouldn't let them into the party.)