Sep 8 2006Somebody famous is a big fat woman

Ummmm....John Travolta?

It helps that Spanks has had this up all damn day.

Mr. Fish, you need to MAINTAIN.

If he/she kisses men, it's gotta be John Travolta.

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I guess he's a closet eater as well.

Wherever Travolta's closet is, someone should put a landmine right outside of it.

With that horse face it can only be one person
John Travolta.

I still haven't looked to make sure I'm right, but that's definitely John Travolta. The eyes are a dead giveaway. Now Cate Blanchett as Bob Dylan, THAT was a shocker!

Well, the only news here is seeing him as...fat.

John Travolta, that was pretty easy actually. His man hands and eyes give it away. I can just see him coming home from work to wife Kelly Preston and having some interesting role play!

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JTLTC

Lucky for John Revolting in this role, he didn't need to wear a fat suit.

Now comes the evidence of the afteraffects of Scientology Vitamins.... Suri Cruise is an amorphic caucasian/asian baby with a bad toupee, and John Travolta is now a fat woman. Suri might have hit him with the Xenon Ray from her sonogram/earth transport machine.

Beam me up, Johnny!

That's ... wow

Got it immediately.

i would do that helllllz yes girl jk fat people are disgusting i hate them all

i would do that helllllz yes girl jk fat people are disgusting i hate them all

Guessed it immediately. Easy stuff.

Monica Lewinsky??!?!?!?!?!?

It's Roseanne it's it? I know those hairy hands and man boobs anywhere.

what the hell? is he really that desperate? first he's gay, now he's a woman... it's all adding up

haha, i knew that was him! what's he up to this time?

I think the REAL question is...
Why does Scientology make men gay? *pondering*

Am I the only one here that halfway likes Travolta?

BTW I won't be sleeping anytime soon because of that photo. Thanks, Superfish!

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Guessed it right...... after that filming he and Brad Pitt went dancing.....

What's next? Rikki Lake plays Barbarino?

That's a plaid only L. Ron Hubbard could love.

john's just working it for tomtom.. it's another distractionary tactic (like the shrub administration) to keep us from magnifying those vf pics which would reveal a tail and horns on the new alien baby

It really is great to see Carnie Wilson working again.

Whose brilliant idea was this and how much money is it going to cost the taxpayers?

wow, Mink Stole really toned down the makeup for this role.

Obviously John Travolta. The eyes give it away.

Must be a pic from one of their Scientology meetings.

Tom Cruise.

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i'd hit his fat pooper

It's obviously John Revolta fulfilling his lifelong wish.

28--Carney Wilson. Hee hee. Is it just me that noticed like 20 years later that her name is Carney, like what we call the freaks who work for carnivals?? I'm pretty dense about some shit.....the whole Freddy Mercury/Queen irony was lost on me until 2004 and I sware to God I'm not making that up.

Any one hear from Sara Jean yet? Is Hopeless in civil court today?

oops -- spoke too soon. Like I said, I can be pretty dense.

I just read Sara Jean the Lilac Queen's link. I love people who plaster thier lives, inner-thoughts and beliefs for the world to see, even provide a link into it WHILE they ridicule us for exercising OUR freedom of speech by bashing mirror kissing celebrities, and then cry like a bitch when they get made fun of. She's just pissed because she got speared by her own stingray...to keep it current. People who live in glass houses, ever hear of that, oh enlightened one?

Stalking. HA! This chick lives in a fantasy world. She wants to be a celebrity so badly that she now considers what amounts to getting her ass handed to her in a thread war stalking. Mmm hmmm, and all those cars ahead of me on the road this morning were my diplomatic escorts!! yep. Because I'm so fucking important. At least I am when I'm delusional.

Jrz - I think Carney was the bearded lady on Carnivale, that HBO show that was almost as tedious as Wilson Phillip's greatest hits. Freddy Mercury planned that shit... for years people that the Village People were straight, not too mention George Michael. They live amongst us...

Yikes, uuuggglllyyyy, Mr.John Travolta.

John Travolta's my guess too

Wow, the girl on the right is a really good actress, cuz I'd be scared shitless! Unless, of course, that's his boyfriend dressed up like a fat lady too, and there is no "Hairspray" re-make.... hmmmmmmmmmm....

What the fuck?

Yeah, actually it is pretty obvious who it is.

The one on the right looks like the gay guy from Sopranos, the one on the left definitely loves men. Only.

Pretty obvious that it's Travolta.

Yep Travolta!

yeah, how bout most actresses over the age of 30