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1. Posted by mrs.t on September 8, 2006 5:00 PM
Ummmm....John Travolta?
2. Posted by mrs.t on September 8, 2006 5:01 PM
It helps that Spanks has had this up all damn day.
Mr. Fish, you need to MAINTAIN.
3. Posted by CelebSlam.com on September 8, 2006 5:01 PM
If he/she kisses men, it's gotta be John Travolta.
http://www.celebslam.com
4. Posted by Binky on September 8, 2006 5:03 PM
I guess he's a closet eater as well.
5. Posted by anchower on September 8, 2006 5:10 PM
Wherever Travolta's closet is, someone should put a landmine right outside of it.
6. Posted by tjplaw on September 8, 2006 5:11 PM
With that horse face it can only be one person
John Travolta.
7. Posted by This is a Rock 'n Roll Takeover on September 8, 2006 5:16 PM
I still haven't looked to make sure I'm right, but that's definitely John Travolta. The eyes are a dead giveaway. Now Cate Blanchett as Bob Dylan, THAT was a shocker!
8. Posted by Cruzadas on September 8, 2006 5:17 PM
Well, the only news here is seeing him as...fat.
9. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on September 8, 2006 5:37 PM
John Travolta, that was pretty easy actually. His man hands and eyes give it away. I can just see him coming home from work to wife Kelly Preston and having some interesting role play!
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/article_sex.htm
10. Posted by HollyJ on September 8, 2006 5:41 PM
JTLTC
11. Posted by Tracie on September 8, 2006 5:45 PM
Lucky for John Revolting in this role, he didn't need to wear a fat suit.
12. Posted by stingybitchsuzy on September 8, 2006 6:05 PM
Now comes the evidence of the afteraffects of Scientology Vitamins.... Suri Cruise is an amorphic caucasian/asian baby with a bad toupee, and John Travolta is now a fat woman. Suri might have hit him with the Xenon Ray from her sonogram/earth transport machine.
Beam me up, Johnny!
13. Posted by thesarahficial on September 8, 2006 6:07 PM
That's ... wow
14. Posted by Giggles on September 8, 2006 6:36 PM
Got it immediately.
15. Posted by steveirwinRIP on September 8, 2006 6:36 PM
i would do that helllllz yes girl jk fat people are disgusting i hate them all
16. Posted by steveirwinRIP on September 8, 2006 6:37 PM
i would do that helllllz yes girl jk fat people are disgusting i hate them all
17. Posted by sionus on September 8, 2006 7:03 PM
Guessed it immediately. Easy stuff.
18. Posted by Chaumbrai on September 8, 2006 7:29 PM
Monica Lewinsky??!?!?!?!?!?
19. Posted by best regards on September 8, 2006 8:02 PM
It's Roseanne it's it? I know those hairy hands and man boobs anywhere.
20. Posted by k10 on September 8, 2006 8:12 PM
what the hell? is he really that desperate? first he's gay, now he's a woman... it's all adding up
21. Posted by Russell_Reyes on September 8, 2006 9:11 PM
haha, i knew that was him! what's he up to this time?
22. Posted by HollyJ on September 8, 2006 9:41 PM
I think the REAL question is...
Why does Scientology make men gay? *pondering*
23. Posted by edb87 on September 8, 2006 11:03 PM
Am I the only one here that halfway likes Travolta?
BTW I won't be sleeping anytime soon because of that photo. Thanks, Superfish!
http://www.edquartersaudio.com
24. Posted by ImaCracka on September 9, 2006 1:39 AM
Guessed it right...... after that filming he and Brad Pitt went dancing.....
25. Posted by muckfichigan on September 9, 2006 2:54 AM
What's next? Rikki Lake plays Barbarino?
26. Posted by Lala on September 9, 2006 3:22 AM
That's a plaid only L. Ron Hubbard could love.
27. Posted by dupababy on September 9, 2006 3:26 AM
john's just working it for tomtom.. it's another distractionary tactic (like the shrub administration) to keep us from magnifying those vf pics which would reveal a tail and horns on the new alien baby
28. Posted by RichPort on September 9, 2006 4:59 AM
It really is great to see Carnie Wilson working again.
29. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on September 9, 2006 5:20 AM
Whose brilliant idea was this and how much money is it going to cost the taxpayers?
30. Posted by biatcho on September 9, 2006 11:17 AM
wow, Mink Stole really toned down the makeup for this role.
31. Posted by Trashley on September 9, 2006 11:47 AM
Obviously John Travolta. The eyes give it away.
32. Posted by melady2952 on September 9, 2006 1:30 PM
Must be a pic from one of their Scientology meetings.
33. Posted by strikeab0920 on September 10, 2006 7:42 PM
Tom Cruise.
www.strikeabargain.net
34. Posted by Sarah-Jean on September 10, 2006 7:43 PM
Please read my link.
35. Posted by jonesy on September 10, 2006 9:40 PM
i'd hit his fat pooper
36. Posted by jrzmommy on September 11, 2006 5:19 AM
It's obviously John Revolta fulfilling his lifelong wish.
28--Carney Wilson. Hee hee. Is it just me that noticed like 20 years later that her name is Carney, like what we call the freaks who work for carnivals?? I'm pretty dense about some shit.....the whole Freddy Mercury/Queen irony was lost on me until 2004 and I sware to God I'm not making that up.
Any one hear from Sara Jean yet? Is Hopeless in civil court today?
37. Posted by jrzmommy on September 11, 2006 5:35 AM
oops -- spoke too soon. Like I said, I can be pretty dense.
I just read Sara Jean the Lilac Queen's link. I love people who plaster thier lives, inner-thoughts and beliefs for the world to see, even provide a link into it WHILE they ridicule us for exercising OUR freedom of speech by bashing mirror kissing celebrities, and then cry like a bitch when they get made fun of. She's just pissed because she got speared by her own stingray...to keep it current. People who live in glass houses, ever hear of that, oh enlightened one?
Stalking. HA! This chick lives in a fantasy world. She wants to be a celebrity so badly that she now considers what amounts to getting her ass handed to her in a thread war stalking. Mmm hmmm, and all those cars ahead of me on the road this morning were my diplomatic escorts!! yep. Because I'm so fucking important. At least I am when I'm delusional.
38. Posted by RichPort on September 11, 2006 6:28 AM
Jrz - I think Carney was the bearded lady on Carnivale, that HBO show that was almost as tedious as Wilson Phillip's greatest hits. Freddy Mercury planned that shit... for years people that the Village People were straight, not too mention George Michael. They live amongst us...
39. Posted by Darby on September 11, 2006 7:23 AM
Yikes, uuuggglllyyyy, Mr.John Travolta.
40. Posted by JennSTX on September 11, 2006 7:48 AM
John Travolta's my guess too
41. Posted by GirlyGirl on September 11, 2006 4:23 PM
Wow, the girl on the right is a really good actress, cuz I'd be scared shitless! Unless, of course, that's his boyfriend dressed up like a fat lady too, and there is no "Hairspray" re-make.... hmmmmmmmmmm....
42. Posted by DrunkBlogger on September 11, 2006 5:38 PM
What the fuck?
43. Posted by CP on September 11, 2006 7:22 PM
Yeah, actually it is pretty obvious who it is.
44. Posted by Jacq on September 12, 2006 12:22 PM
The one on the right looks like the gay guy from Sopranos, the one on the left definitely loves men. Only.
45. Posted by japaknees on September 12, 2006 1:14 PM
Pretty obvious that it's Travolta.
46. Posted by Michele on September 23, 2006 4:54 PM
Yep Travolta!