Sep 19 2006Scarlett Johansson loves her boobies

First!! Boo-Yah!!

boobie hump comes to mind...

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What a coincidence. I love her boobies, too!

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She's boobtastic

That clutch bag makes her look really flat-chested.

Take those glasses off and it's a date.

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She has a lovely figure. I am jealous because I want Mister Superficial to wag his tongue at me. Hmmph!

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When I die, I would like to be reincarnated as her first child. That's probably the only way I would be able to suck on dem titties............

Unless of course we meet in person, because, we'll you know, I am the Italian Stallion.............

Yeah, what a fatso. Damn, does she really have to make excuses for not looking like the Cryptkeeper?

Mmmm... I love her boobies too, and im female. She's pretty hot, and respectable, as opposed to the normal trash we get on this site. Good job fish !

Boobies, schmoobies...check out tattoo-head, mental patient photo-boy in pic #3.

That's some crazy shit, yo.

Why would she want to be so tall at 5'11?

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She looks like some chick you meet in a midwestern mall and trick into blowing you in the bathroom. I usually just turn the sound down when her movies are on anyway. She practically induces spontaneous premature ejaculation, if I can be repeatedly redundant.

She is hands down the sexiest woman alive.

She is boobalicious!

BLAP!

i just touched them with my mouse, cursor, hand thing.

@8 I heard a rumor she has a thing for Australian aboriginal instruments, and rumor has it that you own one. Maybe she can show you how to play it properly?

That makes two of us. Scarlett is exactly what a celeb should be like. Cute as hell, full figure, not a whore, and super charming.

Paris, Hohan, Britney, and Nicole - you should look at this clasy lady and take some notes.

I'd give Brain Embolism's left nut to marry her and make her my sweety-smoochie pie.

That makes two of us. Scarlett is exactly what a celeb should be like. Cute as hell, full figure, not a whore, and super charming.

Paris, Hohan, Britney, and Nicole - you should look at this classy lady and take some notes.

I'd give Brain Embolism's left nut to marry her and make her my sweety-smoochie pie.

yep, she's hot.

too bad she cant act to save her life. she is by far the most overrated *serious* actress working today.

LoL @16.........

My didgeerdoo, when played well, squirts out juices like Jewels gum.............

#12 - because being 6" tall is way better than being a midget who blends into the crowd.

Is it any wonder Lindsay wrote all that nasty stuff on the bathroom wall about her? All those bitches are obviously just jealous. I'll take healthy Scarlett's side in this argument over those skanky cryptkeepers any day!

If she took her shirt off I'd like'em too.

Damn, just think about all the starving kids in Africa she can feed with those things.

#24 - I'm willing to starve myself AND move to Africa...

I really don't see the big deal with her...she actually has a funny shaped face and nose.

She cleans up good, don't she:

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I'd hit it.

Finally, someone exits a watercraft without showing us her vag.

Refreshing.

I have nothing bad to say about this girl. A class act.

So hot. Want to touch the hiney.

PORNOGRAPHY! REPORTED!

Oh, and Bono wants his Fly shades back, sweetie.

The last time I saw tits that nice, I was getting dressed in front of my mirror this morning.

I don't really understand her overblown sex appeal or popularity. She's pretty and has a big chest ... that's about it. Not especially sexy/charismatic/talented and very "made up" looking. Give me Raquel Welch or Sophia Loren any day.

#30 - Edna, I have an extremely large penis and I hear you Christian chicks swallow. Please just draw a Target logo on your face and allow when to wack off on it. Many thanks.

All female celebs should use her salon for their spray on tans. She had it done right. Not too dark, not too orange.

She's just recently started acting respectable. If I was Josh, I couldn't get past the fact she fucked Benicio del Toro.

Glad she's so full of herself, how unusual to find a conceited young woman nowadays. She'd better love those tits - and share them with us asap. I had the extreme misfortune of sitting through the Black Dahlia last weekend and let me just say she may love her body, but her acting leaves a lot to be desired. Can you believe she offered to show her tits in The Island and assclown Michael Bay turned her down? Thanks Mike, go make another explosive shitfest no one's going to see or care to remember.

33--You mean Raquel or Sophia back in the day, right? Not the current septuagenarian versions. But if you're complaining about too "made-up" I mean, Raquel and Sophia are not necessarily au naturel, capice?

Well good gravy, of course she does: they're beautiful! It'd be weird it she /didn't/ like them, eh?

i think she has the hottest body!

jesus lord she's hot.

i'd hit it. twice.

but that's based solely on her looks. if on her acting, i'd punch her in the face.

I've only seen a few minutes of one movie she was in. I watched until she was thrown off the horse.

Rich is right. Plain Jane from the midwest with nice, white straight teeth. Dime a dozen. We all have nice, round, firm tits in the midwest, but we're not all plain.

I love Scarlett.

She has a nice everything. Nice eyes, nice lips, nice breasts,nice legs...hell, even her feet are nice looking.

#41 - As long as no one tells my wife, I'd be happy to accost any of your nice midwestern tits in the handicap stall of the men's bathroom in the mall.

#33 - Didn't Raquel Welch have some ribs removed to keep her shape? Yea, exactly the kind of classy chick I want to fantisize about. Just thinking of the saw sound on those ribs makes me wanna lose my lunch.

Firstly, #36, too fucking true, shitfest is a more than accurate term for that god awful movie (Bay must be a flaming homo and just naturally figures if HE doesn't want to see her tits then nobody does...where's a lynch mob when you need one...) and second, all I need is a strap-on, then I would ride that bitch like a wild pony...yee-haw!

What a coincidence! I love Scarlett's tits too!

she is my favorite, end of story. The only one who actually looks healthy, and you know what healthy means!? mu-hahahahahha......

@43: I think she had the ribs removed so she could fold herself over like a garment bag.

#32 care to share. J/K

Resist...urge...to...spank...monkey...

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Yay! Edna's back.

I covet her tits. Actually, I'd like to squash them against mine while she sucks on my earlobe.

#47 - You just made me spit pizza sauce on my monitor. Thanks for that.

#43

I fondle mine all the time. In fact, I shut my office door so we can be alone. My staff knows to knock before abruptly entering.

I just reread comment 34 and I realize Edna's got me so horny, I wrote 'when', instead of 'me'. I must have meant 'when' as in the phrase "Say when BITCH!!!". My bad.

I, like the elegant Scarlett, enjoy my boobies. Not too big, not too small. I even get FREE breast exams from this nice young fellow, can you believe that!?

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#26 if by funny shaped you mean "Bukakke Dream Perfect" than I agree with you whole-heartedly.

Damn! Is there a full moon or something? Folks is HOR-NAY today!

Great cans. I just wish she wouldn't wear sunglasses big enough to cover both of them if she wore them on her chest.

11 - That's what I was about to say! That tatt-headed photographer head is more interesting than she is

#57 That's eye protection for...well you know. I likes a girl that comes prepared.

#56 - It was Edna's fault. She's such a cum sucking whore.

#59 - HA!!!

Edna...put your glasses on.

does anyone else notice the concrete cock in the background, I have the same effect when looking at scarlett.

If I had her glands, I'd caress them alllllll theeeeee time.

What the hell? Look at her, she's not "curvy" at all -- she's skinny, just with a pair of big tits.

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I agree - why the hell does she have to apologize for not looking like a skeleton?

She's not curvy - she's thin with big boobs...

She's gorgeous. Thank Shiva for a woman whose clavicle isn't a dangerous weapon!

17/18 - "not a whore" um, perhaps you never heard the story of her having sex with Benico del Toro (yep, the ugly one) in an elevator!

she's very attractive but can't act her way out of a paper bag.

Can't blame her for liking them, I know I do too LOL

I feel sorry for this chick once gravity takes over in a few years... she'll end up like tit-hips Simpson by the time she's 25.

jrz:

Well, yeah. If I want foreplay, I have to do it myself!

Is it me, or does she have freakishly small hands, like a midget? I don't think she could masturbate us both simultaneously with those little digits.

yup, she's on top of the world, but those big natural funbags just mean she's two tons o fun at 30.

Aye, and I like 'em, too!

Size of the tits doesn't matter. She can just get them fixed when she gets older. That's the beauty of science. When I get tired of getting black eyes, I'll get these puppies pulled back up to their original shape and size.

#70 that's the beauty of it all...you can use the fun bags to make up for the small hands. life is about balance.

#74 - That's very zen of you, kinda like saying "Confucious say put rooster in freezer and come out with hard cock". Those crazy old Asian guys!

If somehow Scarlett and Jessica Simpson could make a daughter......one super-boobed human being.

ROTFLMAO

She looks a billion times better here than she did in that pick with the nose ring. She looked like a disgusting cow in that one. I had to stop humping my monitor with these pics.

Her bust size is only exceeded by the size of her big honkin' sunglasses.

Woweee. She has boobs. What an amazing thing. And so big, too. Wonder how they pumped up in contrast to her boobs in Lost in Translation. Anyone have any ideas how that could have happened?

What difference does it make how big your boobs are when you have no sense of style? Kulottes are so 80's...and not in a good way.

She's not at all curvy. She's just as thin as most hollywood girls, she's just got big boobs.

I love her. she is so classic and beautiful. she's got great knockers too!

Best she's ever looked. This girl's people have had her on a program. She's looking pretty strong and athletic. And by athletic I mean lean with no breast reduction.

In "Lost in Translation" she was the straight character to Bill Murray's Oscar performance and she looked downright frumpy.

Someone has this girl on an excellent program. For some reason, I remember talking to some girls her age and mentioned her name. Both of them didn't have one good word to say about her and wouldn't say why.

Hmmm

Remember the movie Ghost World? With BIG-boobed Thora Birch? Scarlett was the co-star back then. The movie got great reviews. All for Thora. Now, Thora's career suffers in obscurity while this bitch with her AVERAGE sized boobs gets the press.

THORA! Why don't you and your giant tits email me? Go to my fake flamer account at
sharon_marchese3@hotmail.com

When I get something from your website, I know it'll be true. Oh, Thora! I wish it were YOU getting all this attention!

(wow, I hope she emails me)

:)

Who doesn't like Scarlett's boobs? She's got a great rack. Those sunglasses are fugly, but the rest of the outfit is OK. Esp compared to some of the getups we've seen on other people. And she's not orange, for the love of cheese. Let's be grateful for that. As 20-something starlets go, she's the pick of the litter, seems to me. She's the Gen Y Uma Thurman.

She's great... not into the white shorts but who cares

Lord, I love her boobies! They are just wonderful!

@18 Angry Ferret- Take my right nut. My left one got blowed off in a hunting accident.
It wasn't pretty.

I'm not going to need them much anymore anyway... not with this brain thing.

#90 - Funny, I still smell fucking walrus... or is it banana fucking troll I smell? I can't really tell, but it's close... fucking trolls.

Hopefully Mischa is getting in the car right now with a troll, becomes delirious due to lack of sustenance, and over-indulges in apple mar-fucking-tinis, while reciting her old OC lines as if she were speaking in tongues. The dream ends with her grabbing the wheel while screaming "Fuck food!!!", steering them both into a vast chasm, mimicking the abyss that is both their sense of humor and acting abilities, respectively.

Oh this is the Scarlett thread? My bad...

Hey Rich, lay off the Walrus, he's reformed himself.

Come on over to my site for a visit.

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Say Rich (#13), I live in Chicago, might you be so good as to point me toward one of these malls? Oh, and change "blowing you" to "eating you out".

She's not alone in loving her fun bags, I love them as well.

1. Who has better boobs, Scarlet or Jennifer Love Hewitt?

2. I can't believe in almost 100 posts nobody mentioned the dude with the spiderweb tatooed on the top of his dome in pic 3, above.

3. She's far too hot to be wearing glasses that ridiculous.

Well, she's just joining a large group of people who love her boobies. We have a convention every year, and we have to rent out the entire state of Montana for our meetings.

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her knees need lipo

@94 read #58, that is all...............

Ok, I do agree that Scarlet has great breasts, but I don't know if I would classify her as "curvy." For that, I think her line of thinking is flawed. By Holleywood standards, sure, she's curvaceous. The average American woman is something like a size 14, plus sized and curvaceous, no doubt. Scarlet certainly doesn't, as the above photos demonstrate, have an exaggeratedly rounded set of hips, legs, or ass, for that matter, hardly qualifying her as curvacous. Beyonce is curvy, Kate Winslet; also curvy. Scarlet looks more like a Kate Moss than a Kate Winslet. Scarlet Johanssen merely exaccerbates the Hollywood body dismorphia by claiming she has real curves through and through, when she's really just kind of top heavy. Bad, Scarlet, bad.

i could spend a lazy afternoon going to town on dem milk puppies!

#98 Curvaceous doesnt mean obese either. Kate Winslet and Beyonce sure as hell arent size 14s. They're tinier than the average American u can bet on it!

Who cares, she's an ugly cow.

she's sooo 10 years ago. manny & lo fans represent!

I HAVE THOSE SHORTS. OMG. I HAVE THEM. I HAVE THE SAME SHORTS!!!!!

Great breasts, no hips. I miss women with hips in hollywood.

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#98- I completely agree with you. SJ isn't curvy... she's just top heavy. If you look at the rest of her body its all straight. And I never really understood what all the hype surrounding her was about. I personally don't find her super-attractive. She's just average looking in my opinion.

I think she is beautiful,but her attitude kinda sucks-what else is new

I'm I the only one who thinks she's really ugly? Sure she has pretty big boobs but her face is really screwed up. And she can't act to save her voluptuous chest.

She ain't as great as she is young. BFD - so they are standing up @ the age of 19. And can someone give me the BARF F'g BAG if I hear that F'G euphamism "curvy" one more time?! When Scar says "she comfortable in her own skin" can we do a mass hurling to fill the Grand Canyon? It's the Butterfly Effect. They barf after eating....we barf after hearing them talk. Would some F'ing humility kill these f'ing stars?! How GD F'ing STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPID are these celebs to respond to dumb ass MF'ing questions about their F'ing body parts?! THINK ABOUT IT. PS: She's major league pidgeon toed. Every pic on the red carpet (the red carpet where she's loving her boobies)her left and right big toe are kissing.

I used to love Scarlett because she was the beautiful version of Cristina Ricci but now she's the 21th Century Slutty version of Marylin Monroe who is so VINTAGE, wich mean SO PAST SEASON!
boring.....

Yea she's pretty, but she ain't all that.
They are not really that big.
Big enough though. I like small ones anyways.

yeah, i agree - she clearly loves her boobies