her face is.....wide

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Curves are good.

My dick has a curve in it.

Curves? Where the fuck are the curves? The only thing that's ever been curved on this chick are her arms around a fucking palm tree. And what the fuck is Pee Wee Herman doing in that second pic???

all i can say is richport is my hero..

I dont care what anyone says, that chick has legs up to her face...I could eye hump her all day!!!!

All that Czech goodness going to waste on James Blunt. God, the injustice. Who's next? Heidi Klum marrying Seal? Paulina Porizkova marrying Ric Okasik? God I wish I was fugly and could carry a tune...

All protein diet huh!

Ferret, there's one more e-mail awaiting you in your inbox.
Can you tell I have to much time on my hands?

I should be eye fucking her right now, but for some reason I'm fixated on the pockets in the last picture.

So I assume they were sewn in just in case she need to rock the JCPenney Pantsuit pose.

I love the ads at the top for "Lose 20 Pounds in 3 Weeks" and "Overweight People." How fitting. Perhaps someone could share those with Petra, since it seems she's always looking for some new diet.

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Oh how hard I would rail that.

As much as I'd love to make some witty comment here, I just can't think of anything particularly interesting to say about this little tidbit of celebrity gossip. Because it's boring.

Come on there has to be something more interesting to write about than models talking about dieting.

How about the all seawater diet she did for 18 hours a few years ago?

cOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY HER FACE LOOKS THE WAY THAT IT DOES IN THAT FIRST PICTURE? CAN ANYOME SAY CARNIE WILSON?

#4 ARMS CURVED AROUND A PALM TREE! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Oh yeah, I'd screw her like Bush back on the bottle. Assuming of course he was ever off the bottle... fucking pretzel chokers!!!!

#13 - Wierd thing about that diet, it usually doesn't kill you, but someone close to you dies...

I wonder what her dirthole tastes like.

Would it be cruel to run up behind her and yell out "TIDAL WAVE!!"?

Oh boy. Can you hear the wheels turning?

"That rail thin bitch is complaining about maintain...wait, you mean this is the poor, dear woman who lost her boyfriend in that terrible tsunami? Shame on you Mommy and the rest of you Godless heathens!"

In Pic #1 it appears she still has a bit of man-jelly on her left thigh. So at least we know she is eating SOMETHING.

In Pic #2 I am pretty sure that she is getting ready to pinch a loaf in that storm drain. A thin, tan, curvy, sexy loaf.

In Pic #4 I believe she is involved in a very intense game of "where is my tummy", playing against Brain.

Mmmmmmm. I loves 'em dumb.

Godless heathen? No. Mean-spirited, cold-hearted shrew, YES, but Godless heathen, no.

Little Known Ferret Fact # 145 - The word 'Nemcova' translates to 'Necrophilia' in English.

That is some true shit.

I just want to say i LOVE her outfit. And i think she is a good size, not ridiculously skinny.

yOU'RE SO BORING #24 ugh ..I reccommend for you www.teenbop.com

Wait a minute there #24..is that you Mary Kate Ashley?

#25 - mk actually stands for My Kock. Fucking Europeans have a hard time with Amewican Engrish.

Is anyone else saddened to see that we now live in a society where it is perfectly acceptable to discuss laxative use as a recreational drug?

Shit. The other brown meat.

I would break her in bed.

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#27- UMMM SHOULDN'T IT BE cock?

oh never mind

Are we sure that tidal wave shattered her pelvis and that it wasn't some deep dickin'? She's a freakin' size 0. No wonder why her boney wittle pelvis broke!

I'm trying for that all-elusive Size -1. Someone pass the laxatives and a tomatoe.

Whatever if they said they were getting rid of the fatties she would probably be saying her diet consists of weight gainer, creatine, and my black one eyed snake because we all know models gain weight taking anything over 8 inches...

32--Nope, pretty sure it was the 500,000 gallon seawater enema at 400 mph that did her in.

HollyJ, everyone knows a Size -1 is the new Size 12. What are you now? A Size 2? What a fucking fat ass. Unless we can see your spinal column poking out from the front, you'll never be beautiful.

Maybe... Jrz... Those freakin seawater enemas are a bitch! She's still carring some seawater weight in her face though...

water retention is a bitch!

Brain - were you in New York recently?

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#38- So is Paris Hilton but I just can't seem to get rid of either of them.....

I am glad she admits this, but really does anyone still think that this weight is normal or healthy for a woman?

This feels like the re-run of the 80's when people actually were shocked to learn what models do to stay thin. Except... no one is shocked anymore. Just wish we could change what we consider beautiful when it comes to six foot, 95 lb models.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

And yet she still outweighs that Blunt dude but at least 50 pounds. Those two need to eat something aside from each other.

The only time Petra weighs over 100 pounds is when James Blunt is on top of her.

@39- I think you've mistaken me with Cock (penis) Ninja

Catch the similarity???

Thanks for inquiring though. Very thoughful.

Cooterpunch rules!!!

Nichole Ritchie thinks that is one fat bitch.

#33, God, you greedy pig, how could you even think of eating a tomato???? what the hell? don't you know it's a diet of air and pathetic desire to make it big in the world of "working" by way of getting pictures taken of you for people to jack off to? what were you thinking???? step away from the tomato otherwise gilles won't take your picture because you're too fat! come on now, you can do it, put it down...there, there, good girl, now we can see your ribs and pelvis, so lovely

She doesn't look like 94 lbs to me...

http://www.exposay.com/london-fashion-week-2007---pre-fashion-show-party-for-julian-macdonald/p/4506/1/?f=Petra%20Nemcova

Petra Nemcova. I'm going to tell you this in a nice way: YOU'RE THE UGLIEST MODEL EVER. Your face looks like something between Tori Spelling and a truck accident.

petra: it's easy to lose over 100 lbs of unattractive, uneccessary weight!

... just dump your boyfriend.

i saw her at SFO last month and she does not weigh 97lbs. she's more than that, and she looks good.
#48. let's see a picture of you. i'm sure you look better then her everyday.

I'm all for curves but her face ??
She looks like a chipmunk ... her eyes are slowly being swallowed by her fat cheeks ...

she's showing some sign of rug burn on her knees, it could only mean 1 of 2 things.

1. she's a good little catholic girl who often prays at the alter.

or

2. she gives plenty of head.

Seeing that she's going out with James Blunt, I'm gonna have to go with numero uno.

I want my spinous processes poking out of my back like Alien. You can all call me Stegabitchasaurus and hang your coat on them. Now pass the required bigass Jackie-O plate sunglasses that all the beanpoles are wearing.

If she's 94#, then I'm Mark Wahlberg, third nip and all. And you people are my Funky Bunch.

BTW, does anyone know why she's standing with her knees locked and her pigeon toes 6' apart? She looks like she's bracing for a wall of water or somethng.

If I won a huge powerball, I would have a leprechaun change me into the insoles of her shoes. I would be in heaven everyday having her walk on me. And I would get a boner also.

Gee what a surprise... You mean shes really not skelators grandaughter... who would have though

I'm more interested in BigJim's curved dick....

#50

I don't want to be a party killer, but I'm actually a man. But hey...whatever turns you on, right?

1. Why would anyone wanna fuck a twig? It's like doing a sack of bones. Not a pretty site. Its like me saying I wanna get laid by male models. I prefer my guy to actually have an ass and work out at the gym instead of sniffing coke to keep off weight.
2. She has a chipmunk face. She should look into investing in some microliposuction for that.
3. Why do many good looking women models end up with ugly hideous men. I MEAN HEIDI KLUM DID YOU FALL ON YOUR HEAD?!?!?!?!

58. OK, you're a dude. You're better-looking than Petra Nemcova?

Nothing new here, but she forgot to mention cocaine binges - those really help keep the (food) cravings down!

#47
AAAARGHHHHHH..
How much botox has that bitch had ??!

I just wanted to say that the guy who writes this posts is a funny man. Very funny stuff on a consistently basis. Congrats. :)

Sorry to bust up the party, but that's actually Nadia, the transexual winner of 2004's Big Brother. But you'd have to be a Brit to realise it. James Blunt LTC.

Petra Nemcova

Ugh! She used to have nice meat on her bones. The hollywood diets are so common these days. She must be taking lessons from paris. - http://www.petra-nemcova.info - Any three of the first images you see look nothing like her now.

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She is not attractive at all.

I think people may be confused - she's been down to a zero, but there's no way she's a zero now if she's really 5'10". 4 or 6, maybe. She's thin, but not repulsive.

However, she either has seriously stumpy legs or that outfit is really unflattering.

I don't see why people think she's so hot. She's got the chubby cheeks thing going on.

http://theblemish.com

Is she even aware that taking laxatives to lose weight is not a diet? It's bulimia.

im kinda glad that a model wants to stop the routine of super skinny models that way 13 yr old girls dont grow up with the idea that the perfect body is super thin and allow themselves to mature mentally and not only physically, on the other hand there goes my fantasy of finding a woman small enough i can balance on my dick and then spin