Sep 21 2006Paris Hilton is super generous

since when is "homeless" a noun?

naw.

thats the guy she was having sex with when she "gave up sex".

apparently the sex wasnt good enough for him.

Paris Hilton is the female President!!

maybe she paid him $100 to fight another bum

Well that was awfuly nice of her. I take back all the evil things I ever said about her. So now the slate's clean. Time to fill it up again. I'll start now.

PARIS HILTON IS A SKANKY CUNT!!!!!!!!!

Ok, I feel better now.

Funny how the 100 dollar bill is all crumbled up, Cokewhore!!!!..............

"Paris then reaches beside her and gives the guy a crumpled up $100 bill."

Did she pull it out from between the seat and the console, like it was 'lying around' money

I have quarters, dimes nickel and pennies in that coin holder thing in my console.
I don't think I can find a stray $100 bill in my bank account.

I think Paris saw this as an opportunity to clean out her car. To Paris, $100 is just annoying trash weighing you down, since the richer you get, the more people give you everything for free anyway.

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Doesn't anyone else find it really sad that even homeless people can identify her, considering she's never done anything except possess a famous surname?

I almost hate her more for jsut giving away $100 like it is nothing....

Of course, to her.... What is that, like 90 seconds worth of coke or maybe one shoe lace?

I hate this bitch. Where are the TEARS!! I need the TEARS!!!

That was the easiest $100 I ever made, people.

Yeah right. Like Paris Hilton's anorexic ass eats at McDonalds.

Wow, things really have gotten pretty fucked up for Danny Glover...

I agree... there needs to be tears.
I think I'm going to carry a camera around with me then if I ever have the displeasure of seeing her I can hit her up for $100US that'd be nice...

I can't believe it but this has actually happened before. Except last time it was just a $20 each from her and her mum.

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Black man axing for money from Paris. Now that's TNB! And Paris giving it to him = dumb beotch.

She wants me... she wants me not...

is that the same homeless dude mariah carey posed with?

Picture 1)
Homeless fuck: "Yo, Yo, Yo, white bitch, can a nigga get a dollar?"

Picture 2)
Paris: "Dollar, what's a dollar, here's the hundred I was banging gorilla fingers of coke with last night." "EEEWW nigger you smell like asshole!!"

Picture3)
Homeless fuck: "Smells like asshole? Oh, that must be my thumb!"

Picture 4)
Homeless fuck: "What do you think America, does this look real???"...."Damn, my thumb does smell like asshole!".........

Then Paris offered to blow him to get the $100 back, and he said no.

Then she said she'd do it for $50, and he still said no.

Then she just blew him for free, cuz she's a slut.

Paris and I have something in common - I usually print out a few of those for such occasions as well.
(Just don't get 'em wet)

oh great, now my comment makes no sense. also, first.

good going, Nick Nolte. Another 100 bucks to trash on powder.

Apparently #6 doesn't realize that if you do coke, your bills are usually rolled up, not crumbled up?

Paris actually paid him to give him a blowjob. The poor guy is dead by now.

why were her windows rolled down. obviously it's a dangerous neighborhood.

she should have bought lunch with the $100 at a decent joint.

@24 Details, details, who the fuck pays attention to details? Dick in your mouth, BRUSH YOUR TEETH!!!!

@13

Yeah, I thought he was getting to old for that shit.

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Kinda nice of her to tip Nicole Richie's real dad, right?

i think she stole that car and thats why she has the money, as we all know she would rather give blow jobs then part with cash

Awww...look at Paris she is so nice! She probably thinks she is the next Mother Teresa...no she doesn't even know who she is.

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Had the paparrazzi not been there to take pictures, Paris would have pulled out her mace and sprayed him. Paris took advantage of the free and good pr to give him money. What she didn't know is the guy went to go buy a fifth and got himself piss poor drunk.

Cheers to that!

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My condolences to bearded man. You truly have sink low to be seen with Paris in public. What has the world come to.

Oh come on...she's just looking for another opportunity to make headlines in superfish and others. How about we don't bite?

Pretty sure that's her dealer. Black market herpes cream is the shit.

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LOL @ #13!

I'm guessing she made the ol' dude go dumpster diving for that Benjamin, only he was probably wishing it had been the dumpster behind McD's rather than the one inside her shorts.

lmfao @ #29

Isn't that Lionel Richie? I heard Paris was paying him to keep Nicole on smack.

This type of generosity should not be questioned, as she has been known to throw candy at Iraqi children, pills at addicts, drinks at bartenders, tantrums, and underwear at red carpet attendees. She is also quite generous with the punani, throwing it at anyone with a gold card, bad attitude, or desire to become an infected CDC case study. Rather than being denigrated, her generous actions should be an example to us all. God bless America!

#19 - that is funny.

I would have had a little respect for her if she looked dead in his eyes and said, "Fuck no! Get a fucking job!"

"homeless, black cock is HOT"

jrzmommy...the only reason she probably didn't say that is because SHE doesn't have a job. Whatever it is that she does is not a job, she gets paid to live and it's retarded.

And I bet that guy was really happy cuz for the first time in his life, he got to see what $100 worth of crack looks/feels like.

It is a sad testimony to American society when even our homeless, without access to television or other means to attain knowledge of pop culture, know who this tramp is. It's even more sad that they know she's stupid enough to give them a crumpled benjamin.

I wonder if he tried to get more cash from here afterwards?

Knowing how dumb she is she probably insisted on giving him a blow job before handing over the bills. you know, so he would have to work for his money.

One time I gave a homeless guy $5 and he didn't even say thank-you. So now I just give them sandwiches and burritos.
Paris Hilton is a pimple on the ass of society.

How is it that she's driving? Didn't she get a DUI? I thought that was automatic loss of license for 6 months.

45--Yes, I understand Paris the Whore is useless, but at least tax payer dollars aren't supporting her laziness. (Her parents are her welfare system.)

I know there are the celebathizers who will say that her "music", "perfume" and tv show constitute her working, and, assuming this guy is a bum, then unfortunately Skankbag here is gainfully employed compared to him.

But I HATE to get fucking panhandled by people who could work but choose not to, so I still wish she would have told him to fuck off and get a job.

One time I gave a homeless guy $5 and he didn't even say thank-you. So now I just give them a hard kick right in the teeth.

Well, it's Friday....time to discuss football. Jacksonville has a hell of a lot of potential to pull off an ideal upset over Indy this weekend....they really have Peyton Manning's number, and they have two big SOBS right in the middle so they won't be too good at any running game. and Cincy at Pittsburgh is going to be the best game of the weekend, I think. The Steelers are only favored by 2 at home and that says a lot for the Super Bowl champs to only be favored by so little at home. Another excellent upset opportunity.

Hey, Man! What's with the "crazy black man" and "rape" stuff, huh?!

See, this is why nobody wants to invite white people to functions. They always end up saying or doing something stupid!

It'll be a party full of black folk and a white guy will stand up and say "damn, can't a brotha a piece of fried chicken and watermelon up in this piece"!

Result: DEAD HONKY...

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I suggest that Paris have someone read "American Psycho" to her. Patrick Bateman knew how to deal with homeless guys. For that matter, he would know how to deal with Paris Hilton, too.

Why the fuck am I looking at half of Robin Williams' and Jamie Foxx's face every time I open this site? Is Fish getting $ for having these ugly mugs posted? Christ, man up and use Linday's twat or (insert skank here)'s nip slip as the opener.

I can see Paris hosting the next bum fights series. It suits her personality. :-)

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Hey, that looks like one of those bums from "Bum Fights". Must be yet another Paris Hilton publicity setup.

As a white person I find it annoying to show up fashionably late (45 min - 1 hour) to a black person's party and the host isn't ready for company an not one other guest shows up for three hours. RESULT: Annoyed White Bitch. That's why, #54, I don't care if I'm invited or not so BFD.

LoL @ 54.........

I personally would have asked for collard greens, dem shits is good!!...........

@54 Oh, and kool aid, can't forget the kool aid............

so Paris doesn't hate niggers after all, how nice.

Isn't that blackmail? If she doesn't give the money then the press would be all over her!

Wait a cotton-pickin' minute here. What about this: "So if you pay somebody, then you're gonna be paying for the rest of your life," Hilton said. "My dad always taught me."
BROADCAST MESSAGE TO EVERY BUM: GO HIT PARIS HILTON UP FOR MONEY.

jrz:

I'll stand by the Colts, for now.

I'm inviting T. Owens over to watch a few college games Saturday. Hell, it's not like he's got anything else to do.

The last time I was approached at a McDonald's, I just handed over my Big Mac and called it good.

Commish: I think so too, but I'm going to pick Cincy for the upset over Pittsburgh.

The last time I was approached at McDonald's I maced the guy, but then realized he just wanted to take my order. oopsie!

@65 jrzmommy - Oopsie indeed!

jrz:

I'm not a fair-weather fan. I've been waiting for Indy to not choke in the playoffs for years. I'm gonna work my voodoo-hoodoo magic.

Has Danny Glover fallen on hard times?

It's the "Lethal Weapon" curse. Danny DeVito better watch out.

#65 - And my eyes still burn a little every time I pass McDonald's... last time I offer to super size anyone.

Sorry, Rich. I was PMSing that day.

typical

71--typical what?

It's not so much of a detail; more like blatently obvious, chief.

oh, i was talking about how typical it is of paris to pose in front of a camera for publicity sake....wasn't starting any beef with ya.

74--okay.

that guy is the greatest con-man I've ever seen, I've seen him come out of his beverly hills home and drive away in a mercedes. Either that or Paris is paying him to get away from her.

Now that is one cool thumb

Paris Hilton is 10 times the man Kirsten Dunst will ever be

If you get $100 for being homeless, do you get $1000 for promising not to beat the shit out of her? If so, I'll be stalking Micky Dees all over southern Cali. She shouldn't be too hard to find, I'll just look for the ones that smell like rotting Filt-O-Fish.

is anyone else just struck by the fact that she knows how to drive?

Paris Hilton + bum + crumpled $100 bill = That's Hot!

Sorry, had to be said.

So Generous! She's rich she can afford it!

Aww! I thought that was really sweet of her. She's definitely a cool chick.

thats bribery!!! SHE GAVE HIM A 100 FOR A THUMBSUP!

cause the fact is that paris never get those in public. she she wld happily pay a 100bucks for one (x

also! she looks like she cant bear to part with that note in the second pic. so its not from the goodness of her heart!! booooo!

ok all ya'll need to stop talkin dshit about paris hilton if you dont even know her....i mean what the hell is your problem??? seriously get over it yall are just jealous of her cuz she is so hot hahahaa
well im not sayin i know hr personally cuz i dont but get ur facts straight i mean she made some bad choices but everyone does now GET OVER IT!

ha ha....that's actually cool