Sep 28 2006Paris Hilton is a master of disguise

oh that paris - so clever and crafty!

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Unfortunately for Paris, nose job or not, you can recognize her beak from a mile away.
I am so sick of all of these wenches!
TCLTC anyone?

It looks like she murdered a gay leopard for those.

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Holy Shit, what a fucking Green Beret Ninja!

WOW!!!!

C'mon, she's already said she's, like, not that smart! And when you're knot that smart, that seems like a great disguise. Dumb bitch.

BTW, who is this Kim chick? She seems to go everywhere with Paris now.

*not

I would also like to add that the red light district seems like a good place for Paris.

The disguise is no use Paris - the paparazzi can smell your skanky arse from a mile away.

Fuck travis' ex must so badly want to kick her arse. I'd love to see that - catfight on!

Dear Paris,

Just thought I'd say hi. Haven't talked to you in a long time. Well, see you around.

Signed, Reality.

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She should disguise herself as a person who is actually interesting.

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man, i wish i was rich and famous for no reason at all

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Jenna,
Kim Kardasian is a fixture on the young Hollywood scene. AKA: Known For Doing Nothing! Her older sister Kourtney starred in the E! network 2005 reality series "Filthy Rich: Cattle Drive."
Kim was apparently a former semen receptacle for Nick Lachey.
She's also the daughter of late O.J. Simpson pal and lawyer Robert Kardashian (who, after helping O.J. get off*, died of esophageal cancer in 2003.) Instant Karma baby. It's also happened to Johnnie Cochran, but when is O. J. going to get his?
*Remember when Simpson returned from Chicago after he murdered Nicole, Kardashian met him at the airport and handled his luggage, some of which disappeared?

She's hot. They're hot. That's hot.

Seriously.

That Kim chick is a babe... Terrible taste in friends though... Says a lot about her.

#11 - Karma for sure. I danced on Cockrings grave. That bastard is burning in the hottest pit of hell...

No one would care so much who she's dating if she didn't try so hard to hide it. After all, the attempts to disguise herself are more interesting than her love life.

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I'd hit that... with my fucking Acura. Her chest looks like Posh's ass.

in the red light district...dressed like a hooker. maybe she isn't that stupid

She's in Amsterdam to take her place among the other working girls in the sidewalk fuck rooms. I think she'll forget to pull the shades before gobbling down.

kim is way hotter and probably less AIDSy

Hey–I posted this back in the story about Paris shilling for the German canned wine, but the Super moves fast and I posted a little late, just before it was pushed off, so I just wanted to say it again, and change it a little and make itr shorter, as I worked hard on it. Hope you don't mind :)

Thing is, most Americans would refuse this bitch, too, if they had the choice. Before you had her shoved in your face (figuratively, now) if someone had asked, "Are you interested in somebody who has no interest in you, who has no talent, who never had to work, and will buy more real esate for you to rent, and will get richer by doing nothing?"
You'd say, "fuck off," and "Hell, no!"
But the mainstream media is very powrful. Don't doubt it for a moment–it hypnotizes people, and does a fine job of it.
The few who own all the tv, radio, and print media love a creep like Paris. All she is, is somebody who wants to be famous. She's already rich, she already doesn't have to work, she already has it all, but she wants to be worshipped, too, so she took her money and connections and plastic surgery and got on TV. And TV is for the well-connected, not you. Technically speaking, we own the airwaves, but we've given them away to these corporations. Ever wonder why there isn't a few hours set aside each week, on every channel, for oridinary people to be on TV? That used to be called the "public access," channel, but it's slowly being phased out–we won't even have THAT anymore. You think we have a "free press?" We don't.
The only difference between our media and that of a commie country is that the commie TV is full of old bastards spouting propaganda, while our media is full of people who are either talking about, or showing off, their genitals.
So Paris wants to be famous. She's rich and connected, and she gets on TV, but that ain't good enough–she wants to stand out. So she stages this "sex tape" thing. You find me a woman who allows herself to be taped while sucking dick, by a guy she isn't serious with. IT WAS A STUNT.
And, it worked. Instant celebrity. Endorsements galore. Front pages in real newspapers all around the world, when she shows up for something. She's part of the system, now. And the system does not question itself.
Real newspapers put her on the front, without asking themselves: "Why are we running a pic of this talentless cocksucker?"
If they did, they'd have to admit they were taking a spoiled, stupid whore seriously, and admit that they were no better. HERE, it's cool, because we all call her a useless twat. Why does she excel, though? Because the media owners love Paris, as she is an empty vessel. All she wants is to be famous, and since she will never speak for the poor of the world, she gets what she wants, because as long as she is gobbling up ink and soundbite time, YOU won't be, and serious stories WON'T be.
Think of Paris as an enormous false-flag operation–a hidden campaign of censorship, hidden in plain view.
Here is what is happening: The middle class is being destroyed, on purpose. The jobs are going to Fuckistan so you will be forced to compete with Fuckistan. In order to compete with dirt-poor Fuckistanians, you will be paid shit wages. The War on Terror is a lie, and can never be won, as you cannot beat a concept. End result? A police state. Our national debt is close to nine trillion dollars, which is far more than all our cash and all our assets (the Federal Reserve accomplished this by creating money out of nothing), which means we cannot pay off the debt and have money to make the economy function at the same time. We are all debt slaves. Sooner or later the bankers are going to fuck us all like they did when they created the Great Depression. When that happens, we will no longer be competing with Fuckistan.
We will BE Fuckistan.
The New World Order is engineering slavery for humanity, and on the way there, our media is filled to the brim with gossip and twaddle about people like Paris, the people who not only don't have to work today, but will end up owning you tomorrow–as slaves.
Think about it–50 years ago one man could carry a household, but now two full-time incomes are needed, and you still can't make it without going into debt. That leaves you despearte for all the cheap labour you can be called upon to do, because the NWO crowd have debauched our currency. The dollar is now only worth about 4¢.
You think that's wacky talk? Nah, wacky talk is Scarlett Johannsen telling us how she felt before her first Brazillian pussy wax; Screech's sex tape, and Paris showing up looking like an idiot again.
Keep watching the circus, America...go back to work...vote on American Idol...and then one day the NWO ruling class of Elites is going to turn you into a FUCKISTANIAN.

YAWN

A sneaky bitch, that Paris Hilton

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That hint of cleavage makes my penis unhappy.

That Travis sure does have great taste in women. *barf*
Seriously though, the man has CHILDREN and he is hanging with little miss walking petri-dish o'disease??? Someone call DCS quick!

First!
(Actually not kidding, since it's my first post here, ever)

Anyway, not that any of you give a Paris' herpes, but both the Mansion and the Absinthe club are actually not situated in the Red Light District.
Although there are a couple of 'windows' or 'sidewalk fuck rooms' (nice one) near Absinthe, the Mansion is a trying-to-be-hip club just around the corner from the poshest street in Amsterdam.

But then again, fuck it.. to foreigners the whole city is a red light district, Amsterdam isn't even a city but an entire country, every inhabitant is chronic-ally stoned and TCLTC.. To the latter of which i must say i concur.

Say whatever you like about PH, but she does get around. Amsterdam is the greatest party city on this planet.

God, she's so fucking stupid. Even if she were to wear a full-on Big Bird costume that hides her beak and everything, all the papparazi has to do is follow the trail of herpes. It's kind of like that fairy tale (NOT!!)where someone leaves a trail of breadcrumbs...or is it cookie crumbs? I forget. I can't even remember which fairy tale. Is it Hansel and Gretel? Darn, I can't even remember who the hell it is who left the crumbs. Was it Hansel and Gretel or was it the witch?

She'd tried to hide, but the herpes found their way home anyway.

Uh, #19, you might be happier hanging out where someone gives a flying fuck about what you say.

No one at the 'fish gives a flying fuckistan about political commentary. We only want to hear about who is fucking who and what kind of nasty diseases they're spreading.

Go back to slate.com you sacksucking cockmaster.

#19 - THAT'S the short version? What up verbal diahrea.

PS: How the fuck do you spell diahrea? It just doesn't look right.

fearsarewishes - you annoyed me the other day. Just thought I'd let you know... now go back to listening to The Cure & finish that term paper.

One word:
PEDOPHILE.

#19 - You must be a blast to watch TV with on a Tuesday... Holy black helicopters, Batman.... Trim that goatee and lay off the goddamn espresso...

#29 - Diarrhea... And I concur...

I am quite pleased to know that I have annoyed you. You are too easy.

Thanks for playing.

#19 - While I agree with your thesis, you can't throw blood in a shark tank... it's just asking for trouble.

#4 Mr Ferret- Didn't you mean, "Holy Shit, what a fucking Green Beret "COCK" Ninja!"

Even in absentia... cock-ninja must be remembered.

Sid, you made sense, but it really doesn't matter. I read HuffPo and other political blogs everyday. I come to the Superficial because it's just that--totally superficial shit. That's why it's fun. Just because I'm superficial for 10 minutes a day doesn't mean I'm not pissed off about the state of the world the rest of the day. And besides, KNOWING we'll be Fuckistan someday doesn't make me any more able to stop it than if I didn't know, because I'm already there. So let me make fun of Paris's D&D's, K?

dear biatcho,
i know ppl are fcking stupid but please dont degrade the cure by putting them in the same basket... .. thank you

She looks like a $2 whore in that dress. WHY is Travis still seeing that fucktard?

P.S. What's a petri dish?

I think she forgot to get dressed and her rope is popping open. That is what happens when you are in a hurry to get to one meaningless party after another. Work, work, work.

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20, 28, 29, 32:

Christ, guys, it's not like I do that all the time. I know this website is for fun. Whenever somebody talks about Scarlett's tits, I mention how much I loved Thora Birch's BIGGER tits. I'm here for a good time, too.

Sometimes some of you put a few jokes in per story, and post in all of them. I post a few, and the last long thing I did was an answer to Janet Jackson demanding Fijian water, in which I wrote a story and imagined shoving 2L bottles of Jolt cola up her poonaner. No politics there!

So you got nothing to complain about. If I were taking long tracts from other places and reposting them here, that would blow. And, I too enjoy ripping on Paris and the rest. It's just that every now and then, it's good for somebody to point out what's really going on.

Is that so fucking wrong? Why do you get so angry over it?

Your answers, which have no reason to be angry, with all the cliches of goatees and shit only show what a bunch of dicks YOU really are. I guess you tards not only hate Paris, but you hate people who hate her and wish she would fucking disappear, unlike you guys, who are really only looking for better idiots to follow.

Now, I'll get back to playing with my beard and the espresso, and I'll let you get back to jerking off and eating corn chips....IS THAT CLICHÉD ENOUGH FOR YOU???

Seriously, who the fuck cares if I leave a long post? Text takes nothing, even on dialup. As for my "diarrhea?"

My diarrhea is better than your diamonds.

WORD

BTW, Travis Barker isn't looking down to avoid the cameras. He's noticing the growing sores on his penis.

I SWEAR that's a man in drag. Look at its sternum! MAN CHEST! WTF is she wearing btw?? I thought everyone agreed to leave the 80s behind forever...didn't we? She looks like a walk-on on Falcon Crest

@19, sid,

nice discourse, er, conspiracy theory.

replace the emotional appeals with facts, make sure the statements logically flow, and you'll have a valid argument.

like nick naylor said in 'thank you for smoking,' "as long as you argue correctly, you're never wrong."

Steeno - nothing sexier than a lady that can use movie quotes to get her point across.

Brain - Where's the ninja been?

thanks afj, my sweet.

it's a damn good quote. won many an argument with that nugget.

#39 here you go. Basically a dish used to culture fungus, bacteria and other nasties.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petri_dish

Kim Kardshian is the hottest piece of ass in LA. Oooga!

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i guess her sister i going to have to shave her head in order not to look like her retarded sibling

She looks an awful lot like her sister with that 'disguise' on.

By the way, why are you people trying to make a big deal about yet another piece of fame-for-nothing trash? (aka Kim Kardshian) Ugh.

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It's Cameron Diaz on the last pic, no?

44: I hope that was a compliment :)

I wish Paris would fucking disappear.

I would like to talk about honest whores like Summer Cummings and Skye Blue, and a few other porno starlets. Where are they eating? Who are they dating? That would be fun to know. Then it could be like: "That colossal slut is at Wendy's," and she'd say, "Hi. Yeah, I am a giant pig. If you can get a shower and pull a grand outta your wallet, let's go."

Y'see, Paris would never do that. She's always waiting for another rich asshole to bring her, oh, I don't know, a house, or something, before she blows him.

Hee hee :)

Know what's truly esoteric??? These snobby douchebags that come to the party here at Superfish and talk down to the rest of us who are just here to have a few laughs at the mirror-kissing celebutards expense. It's a mystery to me why they come to a website with the name The Superficial. They should stick to places like, elitistfucktardsociety.com -- they'd fit in a little better there, dontchya think, #51?

I know this is reachinig and I'm not one to defend Paris Hilton, but did anyone see the movie Enough with J-Lo?

** Spoilers **

Around the end of the movie, J-Lo's psycho ex-husband had this big black guy following her around. J-Lo found a body double to disract the black guy and J-Lo went off in the other direction. Maybe Paris saw the same movie, but figured she didn't need the body double...?

Did she and Travis slip away to a romantic night complete with moonlight, roses and canned wine?

19--stop beating around the bush....tell us what you really think already!

Gross! I seriously don't know anyone who is a bigger train wreck than Paris. WTF? She has got to be the worst dressed thing on earth. Even if she pulls off a decent outfit her freak feet ruin it and she ends up looking like fucking Minny Mouse w/the stick legs and giant feet. She's also just not pretty. She's so doped out looking most of the time... but she does give us endless time to fucking rip on her stupid ass!!! Wow- that's her only good quality... walking joke.

#33- biatcho must be PMSing trying to stir up shit.

you say pistachio, i say biatcho.
pistachio, biatcho
let's call the whole thing off.

#54 JRZMOMMY: I saw your comments about that Colorado rape incident- I want to know more about it yet cannot find the story online. Do you know of any links???

Hate to say it but she does look good in that red dress and ooohh those TITS her friend has!!!

I60--you can find info on it on cnn.com and msnbc.com. it's hideous. the latest is that they found a suicide note from the pig that was delivered to one of his relatives. So if his intent was to kill himself why couldn't he just be a good little pussy and off himself wtitout terrorizing kids and taking one with him? fucking piece of shit cocksucker. hope it sucks there in hell.

wow, MW, pistachio & biatcho. that's clever! Did you stay up all night thinking of it? You probably should have just sat up all night contemplating suicide which would have been much better/funnier for all.

Jesus, Sid, have a fucking coronary! Touchy much? Heaven forbid anyone question you--if we do, we're all dicks and 'tards. Well, you're an asshat. Big deal. Get over yourself.

Paris Hilton and Travis Barker were spotted at The Mansion club and Absinthe Bar in the Red Light District of Amsterdam. As seen in this photo - Mr. Barker glanced down when he was about to enter the limo only to realize that his prick had become diseased, rotten and fell to the curb as a result of it coming into contact with Ms. Hilton. Although gallant efforts where made to recover the blacken, shriveled penis from the gutter - the keys to the limo could not be retrieved from Ms. Hilton's vagina. The penis has pronounced "DOA" only a short time later.

Why is she hiding anyway? The skank fucked in front of a camera for shit's sake. It's not like she's shy. Wouldn't run over someone's grandmother getting to the flashbulbs. Minds attending the opening of a can of catfood.

With the size of their noses, kissing must be an exercise in futility for these two.

Should that skanky ho Paris wander by here..a bit of info for her reading pleasure...

The CDC’s Sexually Transmitted Diseases Treatment Guidelines, 2006, supersedes its 2002 guidelines. These guidelines establish the standard of care for STDs, also known as sexually transmitted infections (STIs). New diagnostic considerations and treatment recommendations include the following:

Genital herpes: Because prognosis is influenced by the type of herpes simplex virus (HSV), both virologic and type-specific serologic testing should be performed. Treatment options for recurrences include two shortened regimens: 1-day famciclovir or 2-day acyclovir. Suppressive therapy should be considered for infrequent as well as frequent (>6 times a year) recurrences. Moreover, suppressive therapy with valacyclovir decreases HSV-2 transmission in discordant, heterosexual partners.

Gonorrhea: The prevalence of quinolone-resistant Neisseria gonorrhoeae is increasing in the U.S. Quinolones are not recommended for the treatment of gonorrhea in California or Hawaii or for infections acquired during foreign travel. Patients failing quinolones without gonorrhea reexposure should be culture- and susceptibility-tested and reported to the local health department.

Cervicitis: This condition is redefined to include: purulent or mucopurulent exudate visible within the endocervix or on an endocervical swab, sustained bleeding provoked by gentle endocervical introduction of a cotton swab, or both signs. The presence of >10 white blood cells per high-power field in a sample of vaginal fluid may also reflect cervicitis associated with either chlamydia or gonorrhea.

Trichomonas vaginalis: Recommended treatment regimens for nonpregnant women now include tinidazole. In addition, two new FDA-approved, point-of-care diagnostic tests for detecting trichomonas are available.

Chlamydia: Azithromycin is now considered safe and effective for treating pregnant women.

Lymphogranuloma venereum: Previously considered rare in the U.S., this condition can cause severe proctocolitis and should be suspected in women who have anorectal sex and develop rectal discharge, anal pain, constipation, fever, or tenesmus.

^^^^ Little known fact, she actually has that tattoo'd on her back. Just ask Brain.

Must be her warning label. That's why she always pairs up with guys too stupid to read.

lol with #2.
Paris is shit.
Nicole is great.
Paris is ugly.
Nicole is beautiful
Paris is jealous.
Nicole is nice...

Need I go on?

sid you have such a sarcastic cynical and derranged view of what the world truly is i almost want you to molest my children so they could be as whacked out as you are, and learn to hate everything that doesnt want to save every single fucking whale or every african baby that is starving and whose mother is dying of aids, but the wife probably wouldnt like it and the kids would most likely learn to hate me and not the world so sorry

72: It's too late for a good spat now, but I just get pissed when you guys do the clichés. If you're gonna rip on me, get original, man. Entertain me.

I did say the guy was looking at his Paris-infected dick, too, y'know. I'm fun!

I give as good as I get.

Peace out, muthafuckas.

Kim Kardashian looks like a skanky Jessica Alba.

Ew. I thought Travis was more "hardcore" than to ride the hilton express. he's supposed to be from fontana (fontucky to all you locals.) like, the silver teef and the cocky attitude....and the drop-dead beautiful shanna (who i still believe is a whore who churns out babies for $$$) but nonetheless, i believe a reporter put it best after interviewing the infamous sex-socialite..."pretty feathers, ugly bird." NO DOUBT. Get a nose job.

ha ha...like she's really gonna throw the paparazzi off

Please keep Paris Hilton and her mother off the TV airwaves! They are both sluts that should be working the streets.

The fact that she cried and got out of jail is making a joke of our justice system.

Paris Hilton is a "Skanky Slut" and I will make sure that I will not and will see that over 120 sales reps NEVER STAY IN A HILTON AGAIN.

This jail stink may teach her a lesson. We may not know for a while how much she learned from it but I believe it is a bit humbling for the princess. She will grow from this.

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Oh my goodness... I guess I am opening myself up to get shot down here... oh well.. *shrugs shoulders*.. here we go!! hehe

I think Paris Hilton is a very beautiful girl.. she has the disadvantage of having her life magnified.. I can not even imagine.. she makes mistakes like you and I make..

Do you think possibly it may be a little of "envy"? People wish they had this type of lifestyle and of course we would ALL do it better if given the chance..

but we were not...

Why not leave the poor girl alone.. she comes from a very nice family.. one that is active in giving back to the community ...

If we could focus on our own lives we would be far more enjoyable to be around..