Sep 7 2006Paris Hilton gets cuffed

never bee first!!!!!!!

I mean been, I have never been the first poster! WOOT!

It took four men to nail that cunt?

Seeing the outfit on Paris, it's very obvious that the officers are actually the Fashion Police. Good for them!

Four police officers to take her in shows that while they are arresting someone who deserves it, they are still like many people under the celebrity trance.

Seems like lately Paris is getting some karmic payback. Restores one's faith in life doesn't it?

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I feel special I've never been handcuffed, course I live in a town of 9,000 withabout 9 cops total. This is just more publicity for this "Why Is She Famous" person.

I came a little to these pics.

#3 - Usually "It took four men to nail that cunt" is followed with a "..." or a "!", but never a "?" when refering to Poruous.

I hope the next time I'm arrested it's in an ugly-ass eighties looking outfit.
Oh wait I forgot, the eighties are back. For some ungodly reason.

I am fairly certain that she has been in this position before - only in a bedroom.

Bad Ho
Bad Ho
Whatchya gonna do?
Whatchya gonna do when they come for you?

Evidently the police heard her CD.

i can't even get into the story line for being distracted by that 1978 outfit she's wearing.. red shoes and red belt? who told her in advance she'd be getting busted like a hooker down on la cienega? she's my scumbelievable lady..

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paris is so awesome!

Wow Ive never been 15th before.

shh shh....I think I can hear Shannen Doherty laughing hysterically all the way here in Jersey!!

Imiganine for just one moment... Just how proud her folks must be.... Blowing some dude on video, acting like a retard on national TV and now a DUI.

At least the second in line for the obligatory LAPD celebrity blow job had the brains to put keep his helmet and boots on.

He might just survive to see his second round of antibiotics.

In related news, when she was taken to the station she said "Fucking aliens... The aliens are responsible for all the wars in the world." Then she asked one of the deputies, "Are you an alien?"

Then she said, "What do you think you're looking at, Sugar Dick?"

Sweet Heavenly Jesus, it's like my birthday, Christmas, and the 4th of July all rolled into one!!! In fact September 7, might need to become a new world holiday. Paris Hilton was arrested this morning by Hollywood police for DUI. She blew a .08 BAC, the legal limit in California. Paris was pulled over by police after they observed her driving erratically, a field sobriety test was administered and the officers determined that she was indeed intoxicated. Paris's booking
photo is not being released and she was only detained for 90 minutes when the police's standard operating procedure for DUI arrests is a 3 hour detention minimum. When the Hollywood police department's spokeswhore was asked why Paris received different treatment, she responded, "we're a bunch of starstruck pussies."

Although not technically retarded, Paris's spokeswhore, Elliot Mintz came up with the following bullshit excuse:

"She didn't appear in the least bit to be intoxicated… (they symptoms)were probably the result of an empty stomach and working all day and being fatigued."

I know this guy spends a lot of time around Paris and Nikki Hilton and therefore has probably forgotten that the rest of the human population is more intelligent than a hamster but that excuse is just insulting. Also, Paris was working all day?!?! WTF? This is news, what does Paris Hilton do? When has she ever done work? Is being a vapid whore
24/7 work? I fucking think not. I also take issue with the claim that Paris had one margarita. You could feed that rat dog of hers one margarita and it wouldn't blow a .08.

It has always been horrifying to me that Paris Hilton has a license at all.

just one margarita would not cause someone her weight to blow .08 - not even on an empty stomach. someone is lying.

Is that a boat hoist in the background of the first picture?

She's not drunk - she's just wearing painfully awful denim that is too long, therefore constricting her ability to drive (like someone who's not drunk). Duh!

hey, mister superficial guy....you wanna know how to stop that 'out of control' erection...scroll down to the pics of nichole richie in the next story...guaranteed to make an 'innie' out of an 'outie' in 5 seconds flat...everytime.

hmm...the last time paris blew a .08, brandon davis had his pants down to his ankles...see, his penis is gherkin..

From the big ass shot - for a moment I thought it was her sister Nicki

OK, I know now. There IS a God. I believe.

Why is one of those cops wearing a helmet? I think he must have misunderstood when someone told him to wear protection against herpes...

So if you are famous you don't need cuffs? Nice. Never seen them uncuff average joe before... Asshole cops.

#17 - her parents don't love her enough (or at all) to care. That has been very clear to me over these years laughing at Paris.

First crying, now arrested. I can't wait to see what's next. She'll probably be grabbing Linsday's ass on some beach.

She looks like an old hag from the 80s. Not that she was ever that hot, but what's with the pants?

This shit seriously made my day

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28---HAHAHA

Come on now, she wasn't drunk, she had inhaled her the fumes from her boyfriend for too long and it got her a little woozy.

I've gotta say... that sure is satisfying to see...

she blew how many?

I have done the math over and over and I am not sure how 1 drink gets you a .08

http://www.ou.edu/oupd/bac.htm

That must have been one big ass drink.

You mean she wasn't arrested for impersonating a celebrity?

I'd like to see her get handcuffed and then thrown into a pool of rabid stingrays.

I sooo enjoyed seeing Paris cry after being denied entry to Bungalow - now this?!?! What, oh what, did we do soooo right?! Too bad she sould have already been locked up tight for spreading disease and crimes against fashion. I wonder if they de-loused her down at the station?

Paris, look at the clock. 14 minutes and counting, on your bizarre 15 minutes of fame. I can't wait to see you on VH1 "Where are the Crack Whores Now?"

Superficial was too nice to her, I roasted her like a fucking chestnut:

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Someone please, I appeal to your sense of humanity and absolute bitchiness, please RELEASE THAT MUGSHOT!!!!!

hello officer...can i help you with that nightstick?

(boom-shicka boom-shicka boom-shicka boom boom)

#38 - You'd be reported for cruelty to animal charges.

Her blood alcohol level was released, however they did not comment on her blood ejaculate level.

Well its about time, remember the TMZ video where she drove off from a club at like 50 mph? I mean seriously, why can't she just hire a driver?

Aw, how cute, Paris Thunderpussy and her new bracelets & boyfriends. Nice to see the boys in blue doing their job. One drink is such B.S. if you know the BAC content for alcoholic beverages! The Skank was legally DRUNK!!! I wish people would stop defending her actions trying to portray her as an innocent. She is always in the club scene drinking and behaving like she is above the law and everyone else is the "little people" around her. Where was her greasy fat closeted homo boyfriend night in shining armor to beat the cops off her this time? Would have loved to see her cry like she did in NYC. The east coast dont like you and your antics. How does it feel to be a little people? And those who defend her, read up on drunk driving laws. Is it gonna take her to kill someone or run them over like Lizzy G. before people see her for what she really is?

Come to think of it, perhaps all those cops were ther because the gal promised them all ONE NIGHT IN PARIS! HAHAHA....

As she left the club, drunk as a skunk, the air was filled with the sacchrine sweet chords of Kenny Loggins' "Dangerzone". She should have taken it as foreshadowing.

Why couldn't we have the old LAPD for just this once for a little old-fashioned police brutality??? A couple taser shots, a nightstick to the jaw a few times, a boot to the throat.....pussies.

in pic #2 it looks as though the first cop is opening the door for Paris, the second cop is helping her in, the third cop is helping the second cop and the baldy is making sure they get the job done right. I just don't think they're real cops.

44 LOL!!

I haven't been this happy since ...*thinking really really hard* ...um.. well.. I haven't been this happy. Period.

Maybe she DID only have one margarita...served in a 5-gallon bucket... What a lying stupid whore. I hate liars.

50 - I think you're right. They're being helpful, careful, and organized. NO WAY they're LAPD.

BTW, in a city with so many shootings, why DID it take four cops to arrest her? Were they hoping she'd get sexually excited and invite them all to enjoy her g-cave?

Looks like that guy holding her arm is checking out her flat-plate ass. EW

mugshot, mugshot, will there be a mugshot?

I'd say the cop with the helmet on is probably one of those cops who rides around on a horse.
I heard he was stopped for doughnuts, came out of the bakery and saw Paris giving his horse a blow job. She swallowed and apparently, the horse had been drinking, that's why she ended up with a .08 BAC.
Damn cops are always setting up innocent celebrities.

YOU KNOW she's saying to everyone, Look how much the world is paying attention to me AGAIN! I'm on the regular news, not just Access Hollywood and E!

Her ego is so fucking out of control that she doesn't realize that the world couldn't wait for her to fall on her sore-infested ass to laugh at her!

That's hot!

What is that thing in the first picture? It looks like "vehicle" the Clampetts rode into Beverly Hills on in the Beverly Hillbillies

The cops look lke they are keeping their distance cause they are afraid they will catch "something" haha! OMG this picture totally made my day...Looks like Miss Hilton is having a shitty week. I LOVE IT!

[insert herpes related joke here]

Wonder how Tara, Nicole and Lindsay and everyone else whose life she has made miserable are taking this today!

#17 thats Imagine.

my life suddenly has meaning

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Not a good week for Ms Hilton - first she gets denied from a club now a DUI!

I think the world is finally taking some action against this bitch!
Poor little rich girl

How many police officers does it take to screw Paris Hilton? None she'll do it herself bahaha nice one Paris DUI!

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"...because this erection is getting out of control."

haha

This is clearly just an attempt at gaining street-cred for that highly elusive, yet highly desirable redneck-fratboy-wigger-thug-wannabe demographic.

ICY HOT STUNTAZ Y'ALL!!!!

Ugh, WHY are those hideous skinny jeans in style? Yes, I am THRILLED that Parasite Herpes Hilton was arrested (even though you just KNOW they aren't going to do shit to her), but I'm more scared about those jeans coming back in. I swear that if all the stores start carrying them and I cannot find some decent bootcuts or flares, I will go crazy on these celeb's asses. Who REALLY thinks those things look good? Who? The 80's fashion was horrendous enough the FIRST time around, we do not need to relive it again! I guess the only people who can get behind it are the tweens who are too young to remember the ugliness of the actual 80's. And MEN wearing tight jeans now? WTF? I don't want to see your packages guys, thanks but NO THANKS. Oh, and the terrible haircuts on men also? That longish, shaggy, effeminate mess that's so popular with all the emo assholes? All these people who brought this crap back should DIAF already!

MAD PROPZ TO THA ICY HOT STUNTAZ, Y'ALL! Word up, homies! They be da BOMB!

#67 - i totally agree - when skinny jeans first came out i was like WTF!
I went shopping last night and that's seems to be the only style jeans you can buy now. I was born in the 80's and used to crack up laughing looking back at the photos of the styles back then! FREAKY! Now its back to haunt me. I am going to treasure my bootleg jeans i have now before you can't buy them at all.
Before you know it we will be wearing corsets and victorian style dresses again like back in the old days! TIME WARP!

The only possible way this could be better is if they haul away K-Fed too.

I can't get over her rep saying "She hadn't eaten anything and had worked all day" Give me a fucking break - this girl needs to be put to sleep or just die. The cops shoulda pulled a Rodney King on her and beaten the living holy shit out of the skinny skank!

...and a .08 BAC? Fuck that....She had Kim Stewart (the second biggest skank in town) riding shotgun with her. I'm guessing they were both shitfaced rocking out to Paris' new album. The only reason she'll get away with it is because she's a "celebrity". If this had been any regular person the cops woulda kept them cuffed, and held them in the drunk tank for the standard time. Makes me fucking sick how these "famous" people can always get away with shit and have no reprecussions for their actions. And to think some of them dare to consider themselves "rolemodels"....

"When I go out I don't get drunk. All those photo's you see of me drinking, it's just red bull."

... I wonder if she cried?? Again?? Then again what's a little arrest or two. Getting barred from a club is bad for your image, getting arrested just makes you a "rebel"

First Paris is rejected and crying outside a night club, and now this DUI. This is, without a doubt, the BEST WEEK EVER!!!!

I know it sounds evil, but every time something bad happens to Paris it feels like a little hug from Jesus.

The only question I have now is, did she call any of the arresting officers "sugartits"?

Because that would be awesome.

drunk driving kills and maims. paris shouldn't get off just because she's rich.

....they probably had to rip out and set fire to the backseat of the cop car after her infested ass was in it....and you just KNOW she probably peed in it, too!!

**note to self: get a CARFAX to find out the history of your next 'used' car!

Why did they pull her over? If she was driving erratically, how is that different from her normal driving? I think they should just pull her over every time she gets in the car.

LilRach-I would wholeheartedly embrace the return of the corset over the vile skinnyjeans. And if that means a bustle and a powdered wig, so be it. Even our scrawny 19-year-old babysitter looks like a fatass in her skinnies. I shudder to think what they'll do to my 37-year-old mom-ass.

And I bought a pair 2 weeks ago. The only way they'll be less cute is if I gain a few pounds and add the "muffin topper" effect around the waist.

Is it true they busted her at the corner of Nick Nolte Blvd and Gary Busey Drive?

First, getting refused admission to some party now a DUI? What's next? Blowing Hugh Grant in the front seat of her money mobile?

Paris, Paris, Paris... that outfit looks like it came off an extra from Footloose... and a non-union extra at that.

YES!

Thats the Superficial Guy we know and love.

This is just classic. I only wished they'd release the mug shot. Then my penis would literally explode.

An o yeah....

Tom Cruise is Gay

That bitch finally gets what she deserves. There may be some justice in this world after all. Let this be a lesson to you, whore: what goes around comes around. Never underestimate the power of karma.

I don't like Paris, nor do I hate her. The weird shit that happens to her is just plain fascinating to me. But in this case, I must say, I feel sorry for her.

I wonder what Kathy Hilton has to say about this. And Nicole Richie. And Rick Hilton. And Rick Solomon. Ha, I guess Lindsay has got her own problems to think anything of Paris right now.

And then Paris says, "Officer, is there ANYTHING I can do to get out of this?"

Then out of nowhere comes the pumping bassline . . . the red spotlight turns on . . . you get the picture . . .

Damn, if she is 5'9 and weighs 110 then her BMI is 16.2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yikes.

I suppose that's why she has an "empty stomach" and can't concentrate on the road.

In Australia we have huge campaigns against the dangers of driving while fatigued (it can be as dangerous as drink driving), she should be ashamed for driving if she was that tired.

Caption for Pic 2:

"Quick boys, into the back seat! Which one wants to go first? Ooooh, handcuffs! Kinky!"

You can just tell those cops are enjoying the divine justicey spectacle of Paris Hilton finally getting arrested.

#27 - Thank you. I said that earlier today.

Too bad they weren't taking this bitch to some place where they educate people...or execute them for that matter.

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Paris:"Wow,Handcuffs...That's hot".

Now that's a BangBus episode I would really like to watch.

# 35 -

37... in a row! LMAO!

Four (4!) policemen to arrest her! Four?!

Some small $100 tickets and everything is going to go into the order!! don't be afraid!

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Paris gets arrested...cops should have searched her, her giant designer handbag and that bazillion dollar car, right? No sneaky pouch was discovered? Nope, I don't believe it...unless she hid it VERY well.

Ah, what must be going on in that police car.

*pictures car rocking back and forth Wawa pedal in background*

Wha wa ca chi ca wha wa

Yes yes yes yes!! 7 September IS my birthday and I could not be any happier!! Let's hope they make an example of her- she has made everything else of herself!! Oh man it is so exciting, DOWNFALL!! Please please please. What a stupid stupid woman!! hahahahahahaha

Loves it!

That's Hot!

Just four Nazis to take her away ? LOL The US has become a Corporate Fascist's paradise.

#84-How gullible are you?! She wasn't tired she was drunk. It was a LIE! And as for her parents, who do you think taught her her "values"? Her belief that she is better than everyone else and therefore entitled to do and say whatever she pleases as no one else matters anyway. She is an extremely narcistic selfish b*tch. Her unwillingness to take responsibility for her actions, or have the humility and decency to apologise highlight her total lack of character. Instead she makes up an obvious lie. Nothing is ever her fault. Very immature. I'd call her white trash with money but even white trash have some values. They need to throw the book at her, she definitly needs a wake-up call.

hello people! did anyone not hear her excuse that she was hungry and just trying to get to in and out b/c she hadn't eaten anything all day? whats interesting is 5 seconds earlier she said she worked on her shoot all day, then went to dinner w/ her sis and her girlfriends and then went to the benefit. um, which is it paris? i know the herpes is eating your brains, but did you not eat anything all day or go to dinner? the only explanation is paris has reinvented "dinner" to mean "i went to a building where my hoes and i sat around and compared who had the best brazillian. Nikki won b/c my herpes got in the way causing a lot of in growns". yes its gross, but so is this skank. Why couldn't she have crashed into a pole.

Wha wa cha chi ca wha wa

what the hell; Paris Hilton is a fricken drunk pigon. she got fricken rejected from her hotel for god sake! she is a total player and steals others boyfriends. whore.

hmm well then

This probably isn't Paris' first time in handcuffs, wink wink. In fact, we could probably find evidence of that somewhere on the internet.

She is going to become washed up reaaalll soon, the pattern is already obvious. She's going down, down, down.

Maybe the cops should bust her for attempted theft and fraud e.g. for attempting to defraud the Hilton branded hospitality empire, because she is a very bad fraud from England (not U.S.A.) with a fake accent that's true name is Sarah Harris, and then they could deport her back to England where she could remain...forever!

ha ha...to bad it wasn't like a real prison scene with forced sodomy at the end