What a tough life.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com/

That's an effect of the herpes.

http://www.celebslam.com

What a wonderful world. Wouldn't it be great if all of the conceded, arrogant and superficial people were told to go get a heart and conscience and come back when they did? Although, we would have less buffoons to be entertained by... but I can live with that. This just made my day.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

as it turns out, hollywood is highschool.
Can you imagine having a conversation with these dipshitz. They never progressed past the age of 13. Clear case of arrested development.

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F*cking CLASSIC!
Do we know the fate of Bloated Brandon that night?
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Based upon what I've seen of where Parisite and Tara Reid hang out..with all the bad music and the stupidity....I'd rather be in a dive bar in Alaska in the middle of winter looking for quarters at the bottom of my purse so I could play "C'mon Feel the Noise" in the jukebox. And then go Clubbing.

For seals.

Paris is a sad panda.

Designer Dress: $3000.00
Designer Shoes: $650.00
Bag of Peruvian Nose Candy: $50.00
Paris Hilton being denied at Bungalow 8: FUCKING PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Paris, Paris, Paris. How many times do we have to go over this? You are a skanky rich girl who sleeps with skanky rich boys, and periodically video tapes her sleepovers for my amusement. You drive / wreck expensive cars. You embarrass your family on a daily basis. You have a penchant for tiny animals. You are nothing more than that. You can't sing. You don't belong anywere near the MTV Awards, or at any of the after parties. Useless skank.

If this doesn't prove that God exists, I don't know how else to tell you. Awesome.

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Aside from the fact that.... SHE'S PARIS HILTON... anyone who wears their hair like that deserves to be shunned by society.

this post caused me to fall to my knees and weep with wild abandon.. the splotchy makeup, the red eye (the wonkier one just a shade more red), the buckled ankle and defeated bootie, the tiny and fragile ego broken like so many shards of glass from that bottle of two buck chuck she'd just consumed..
what tragedy.. what unnerving gall of those who would not allow the princess enter.. what horrific means used to cause this poor dear such great misery..
oh mister superficial man, you really do rock..

Karma finally caught up with that walking case of herpes. Amen.

Her tears fuel my inner joy... Oh, how I wish I could taste them....

Awww baby.
Did princess get denied entry?? It's almost as bad as the one and only time daddy said "No you cannot get another pony for your 10th Birthday Paris" isn't it?
Maybe someone at the MTV cries everytime they hear your album too, but for the complete opposite reason you do.

And Paris honey, remember "That Look" you gave ex besty Tara Reid when she got denied entry yet didn't cry... just think how she's rolling around at home laughing her arse off. Karma is terrible isn't it.

That girl looks like OJ Simpson's daughter... Talk about priceless! Imagine if it was her!

who the hell is that girl she's with and why is she behaving like her lover?

#14 - Don't taste that. You might catch something.

i swear if i was as rich as she is my tear ducts wouldnt even work anymore.my hot asian slut/assistant would literally have to put visine in my eyes at funerals.i'd be smiling so damn hard all the time people would mistake me for the joker.especially after i squirt acid in their face and laughing maniacally at their pain.

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I think I just spontaneously orgasmed.

Has anyone else noticed the hideous amount of eye make-up she's wearing? Is she a Japanese Geisha all of a sudden?

Don't get me started on the boots.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *beathe* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

stupid cunt hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I was meaning to say: Breathe... not beathe. She is still a stupid cunt.

I think she cried the fake orange tan right off her fugly face.

You know... despite me bagging her out earlier she really looks quite sad and pathetic there. I mean who crys over not being let into a club, even if you were totally embarrassed when the bouncers laughed at you after you declared... "But I've GOT to be on the MTV Music awards list, I'm a musician, an artist" So am I Boo Hoo Hilton- learn to play an instrument them you might get some respect.

Wuhoo! There is nothing funnier than this..LOL! Pity her though..Don't cry girl...

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Somewhere, up in heaven, god has fallen off his sofa laughing histerically with tears of joy streaming down his cheeks...

I don't understand. She rich, and famous, and shallow, and she has an awful album full of bad dance music out. Why wouldn't she get into an MTV party? She's the role model.

http://www.reidaboutit.com

Wait- number 8, a bag of peruvians finest is 50 bucks where you live?
Is that as in 50 USD?
call me, no really.....call me.......

I don't know why, but banging Paris in the ass (with a condom, of course) with her crying hysterically about her pathetic life is highly erotic to me.

I almost feel bad for her. "Pity" I think is the word. That kind of thing is all she is about. She'll just have to settle for being ridiculously wealthy, the spoiled brat.

Yippedy doo-dah! Loving that white makeup with red eyes/nose look: she looks like a ferret.

See here for more Paris shots (minus makeup but apparently spayed and vaccinated).

How beautiful also to see fat boy Brandon being shuftied along by some dude in uniform. Bet he hasn't been touched by a poor person since he last visited a nail bar.

when did Paris and Michelle Rodriguez start dating?

#29 & # 8.. That's about the same over here lol (Belgium)

This really is priceless, she could always drown her sorrow in the Hyde afterwards and dance the night away on classics like "Footloose"

Ow and Ace Ventura wants his hair back

Man she looks like Ace Ventura gave her some serious smackdown.

ace ventura! THAT's what that hair reminded me of, thanks.

am i a complete loser for finding this the most entertaining thing i've read in weeks? or ever?

is it me or is this bimbo self-destructing faster than we thought?
this will all end very badly for these idiots.

Guys, look at the first picture in large. What's wrong with her right leg?

At least Tara Reid didn't cry. And what's that dude from House doing there?

I just realized she even tried walking in with her requisite negro, Puffy. He apparently went in with out her. I thought he told you that he don't stop! She looks like she just got ass reamed by Ron Jeremy.

Is Paris Hilton touring a village in Kenya? Who are all of those black folks following her and since when does she hang out with black people????

Is that Brandon Davis about to get beaten by one of NYC's finest?? That would be beautiful.

# 39 that leg is as wonky as her eye!

I guess that happens when you try to come in, looking like a talentless big bon bon.

Even more: actually she reminds me of Ace especially when he was wearing that tutu in the retarded home.
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and this little piggy went "waaaah waaaah waaaaah" all the way home.......

#37--Ed Grimly came to mind when I saw the pic--Ace Ventura is a good one too!!!

LOLOLOL!!!

Wow... i remember me & my friends looking just like this (except for the herpes)during the world trade center attacks a few blocks away from us... but surely this is much more upsetting & harder to get over I am sure.

Ha ha, look at that pathetic bitches mug. Maybe if the Hilton Bimbos didn't call everyone fat and exclude them all the time, there wouldn't be 46 comment's about how she deserves it. Her album blows.

That's the face of someone who's slept around A LOT, haggered. She got more respect when she did nothing at all.

Why is this thread not ragging harder about Paris being a total lezbo here? She's hugging up and holding hands with some nasty looking crack-whore & we're not dogging her about infecting both sides with some unknown VD now?
C'mon people, I know that we're all enjoying the fact that justice was served & that she showed her true shallow self, but the crack-fest has GOT to step it up a notch.
Let's talk about how these two nasty bitches spent the entire time after getting rejected licking the open sores that surround their nasty vaginas while the rest of the entourage whacked each other off!!

Can she not afford decent shoes? Why else is she wearing skanky ankle boot stilettos from 2001?

And is that P Diddy walking beside her? I'm willing to bet he got in just fine.

Which is more absurdly juvenile and retarded: Paris crying over a denied entry or me loving watching Paris cry over a denied entry?

why the hell does she always dress in wrapping paper and bows? you are not a gift.

Look at Brandon's nicotine-stained fingers. That completes the picture. These two are hideous beings.

Karma's a bitch, twat.

WE really don't know if she is crying or that if she got semen in her eyes.

Gawd, she is such an ugly waste of space. And I love the pic of Bloaty McBloaterson being man-handled by the police. Priceless.

What's with those hideous fucking boots all night, too? She wore them in her Bjork Swan-dress reincarnation at the VMA show, and now she's wearing them again that night with what appears to be a jaquard damask tablecloth.

I am at work sick....waiting for my day to end, and then I read the GREATEST bit of irony ever! It's a miracle, I felt better with every horrific pic of that shrew I saw!

Thank you thank you thank you!

I heard that Paris was stabbed in the twat by a stingray, and the stingray died.

The rest of this story is that she was with Diddy and Brandon Davis and they made such a huge fuss the cops showed up and roughed up Brandon! Yay!!! I still don't get why they wouldn't let in Diddy...oh yeah, he sucks.
->can't tell you how happy this story made me :)

1. This Brandon Davis guy disgusts me. I want to spit, no...hit his oily pudgy face really really hard. And dont even get me started on those shaped/waxed eyebrows of his! what a retard.
2. Those brown boots do not go with her dress, and whats up with her hair??

and oh yeah....whahahahaha!!! this news just made my day.

I think the most surprising thing about this is that Paris would actually deign to be seen with that disco-reject sasquatch. But then, I'm guessing she's filthy rich and, as Paris proves, you can be as hideous as you want as long as you've daddy's money.

#61, she doesn't have daddy's money. her daddy doesn't even have any money and what he has, he isn't sharing. hilton corporation has all the money. she makes her own money off of being an ugly publicity whore. 7 million in 2006.

God she is SO FUCKING UGLY!

So, does this mean mean she really DOES have a heart & feelings?

Nice Blue Eye Shadow.

Who is the bitch with her and why is she wearing shoes from Walmart?

#29
You would be surprised!

Paris paris paris...

En españa solo hablan de ti!!

y me gusta saber que eres famosa aqui tu disco esta bien ^^

pues si una injusticia que no te dejaran entrar !

Arriba paris arriba! ^^

Maybe she's crying because she didn't realize she left the house wearing a shiny potato sack.

....the face of the ultimate celebretard in a time of rejection, humiliation and utter defeat - in a word, priceless

The Paris look-alike girl would make a better Paris, because she'd actually be good at something. And since the real Paris has no substance, nobody would really care.

Paris, take it from the good ol' Milli Vanilli tale: Which one would you like to end up as? The overdosed one, or the one who made himself substancial?

I LOVE PARIS HILTON SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL STAR AND DIVA

Call me crazy, but doesn't she look better after just crying than she does normally? Some emotion, wow. Although, I can't really talk because I don't show any emotion myself, Hollywood jaded me and now Trott Felipe is going to take all you cocksuckers out. haha.

Talk about dramatic, she looks like she was just ass raped and on the verge of collapse.

Which new best friend allowed this outfit to make the cut? God, can you imagine how bad the "test" outfit had to be? Anyone who would wear boots like those deserves to cry. Ugly should hurt.

okay. the shoes are ugly - but certainly expensive. and she is standing on the side of them?

part of the tantrum, i'm sure. but is she four?

oh yeah. mentally she is.

Hopefully, there's more rejection for her to come. It always makes my day when someone like Paris Hilton suffers even just a little. Shit, I lost my entire home and belongings in hurricane Katrina and I handeled it much better than this. News flash Paris, you're nothing like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana and not everyone likes you, your music sucks and your nose reminds me of the wicked witch from Wizard of OZ. Get a life!

waaaaaaa, my pride was hurt, I got denied entry into a trendy club. I think I've cried once my entire life, when my dad passed away. Women are baffling.

Wow Ange, you are sad. I'm sorry that you cannot find a better role model with all the strong, beautiful, talented, classy women who have actually DONE SOMETHING IMPORTANT with their lives (you know, like helping others, etc) out there. Too bad God doesn't exist, or I would pray for you because with that skanky whorebag as a role model, you will most likely end up sucking cock for quarters behind the Denny's, hoping to get enough cash scraped together to pay for your Valtrex RX so you can finally get the burning and itchy, pus filled sores to go away. Just please don't make us educated women who actually CARE about important things foot the bill for your welfare, ok? Thanks :)

On topic, I really wish Parasite Herpes would just DIAF. I have never, EVER seen another more useless, worthless, disgusting waste of humanity. I hope this is the beginning of the end of her "career". I think pretty much all of us (with intelligence and self respect, that is) want her to just fade away into obscurity, and only see her in 20 or so years on "Where Are They Now", having lost all her money and living in a trailer park, fat, with a horribly scarred face from the "accident" at the acid factory. Oh please, I cannot think of ANYONE who deserves it more than this useless whore!

LMAO! Karma's a bitch... that's what she gets for treating Tara like that.

Don't dish it out if you can't take it! She needs to stop deluding herself into thinking she's such a great celebrity and better than everybody else when she's not!

well, you guys probably arn't even looking at this anymore- but wendy, not surprised- HEARTBROKEN!!!- round here,triple, TRIPLE.
And for what? 53 percent max. HEARTBROKEN.

#79 if thats your point of view how come you are reading superficial? hmm? surely you're not also interested in such fickle things as the celeb world when you could be out campaigning against poverty or fur or something important?
I for one, like paris hilton, and her album. however, it is HILARIOUS that she is finally not getting her own way! hahaha!!!
her shoes are christian louboutin so are most likely over $400...

that's sad. really.

didn't she give this club notoriety by dancing on tables there?

and why is that big black girl humping paris' leg and licking her lips?