Sep 29 2006Pamela Anderson's nipples look depressed
I'm not an expert when it comes to getting old or having giant saline bags stuffed into my chest, but it seems to me if your nipples start looking like depressed tumors it's maybe time to consult a lotion specialist or a better surgeon.
The NSFW shot of Pamela Anderson's nipple after the jump.



Reader Comments
1. Nik - September 29, 2006 9:07 AM
Oh. Oh my god. Augh! AHHHHHHH! NOOOOOOO!
Can I erase that from existance anywhere? My head exploded. I hope you're happy.
2. supertwink - September 29, 2006 9:08 AM
me thinks the picture was photoshopped.
3. Wampoon.com - September 29, 2006 9:09 AM
I wonder how they would look if they were inverted...
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4. Dashing Dave Ditko - September 29, 2006 9:09 AM
Sick! Imagine sucking on those nasty things!
5. RichPort - September 29, 2006 9:10 AM
Another chick with a sanitation uniform??? What the fucking fuck???
6. mdavis2678 - September 29, 2006 9:13 AM
It looks like someone photoshopped a flacid penis on her tit
7. okiedoke - September 29, 2006 9:13 AM
If that's not photoshopped, then, um...oh wow, I'm speechless.
8. Shaun - September 29, 2006 9:15 AM
Here is a simulated like "after and before image" of what she could look like later on down the road. The face lifts eventually will look "depressed" too.
Nevermind imagining sucking on those.
http://www.brightlightsfilm.com/53/53_images/53pamcharo.jpg
9. Italian Stallion - September 29, 2006 9:16 AM
That's the Haz Mat suit she has to wear for sex, so Kid Cock doesn't get any diseases.
Well, ones that he doesn't already have anyway..............
10. bigdog - September 29, 2006 9:17 AM
You bunch of dumb asses its the way she is positioned. those tits are great, only people that would complain would like a dick in their ass !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11. Stizz - September 29, 2006 9:18 AM
Isn't that the same hideous frock that Scarlett Johannson was sporting last week? WTF?
12. Adult Underoos - September 29, 2006 9:19 AM
funny looking titties are funny and fun
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13. dupababy - September 29, 2006 9:21 AM
well obviously with the janitor clothes, the fucked up hair, the perpetual skank under her fingernails.. she's the one whose been picking screwing up my garbage collection and leaving all those used condoms in the front yard.. as for the nipple, well i bet she picked that out of my neighbors recycling container..
14. pinky_nip - September 29, 2006 9:21 AM
Apparently her nipples are capable of doing sit-ups.
15. alaskanchicsickle - September 29, 2006 9:25 AM
Men everywhere are shuddering. Well, too bad for her. My nipples on the otherhand are still perky and beautiful. I have $100 from a wet t-shirt contest to prove it.
16. Ruby - September 29, 2006 9:26 AM
She's wearing pink high-heeled jelly shoes. ew.
17. hamacus - September 29, 2006 9:29 AM
Mmmmmmmm. I love chicsikles!
18. jrzmommy - September 29, 2006 9:33 AM
Did she borrow Scarlett's jumpsuit? Scarlett better get that shit drycleaned!
19. EazyE - September 29, 2006 9:39 AM
Sometimes the nipples of people with implants fall off, so maybe her body is in the process of rejecting years of artificial stuffings. Or it could be due to excessive bodily molestations by Kid Rock and Tommy Lee. That can't be easy on you.
20. skilzaw - September 29, 2006 9:41 AM
a) totally photoshopped
b) grow some eyebrows freak
21. serial snarkalec - September 29, 2006 9:45 AM
Kid Rock should dip his dick in Zoloft before titty-fucking them.
22. RichPort - September 29, 2006 10:05 AM
That musta been one hell of a purple nurple Kid Rock gave her. Her nips didn't look anything like that in my mouth. Odd...
23. HolisticWisdomcom - September 29, 2006 10:15 AM
That reminds me of this really funny cartoon making fun of what women look like as they age with silicone breasts. If you want a laugh go the my jokes page and look half way down, you will see it. Have a great weekend!
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/sex-jokes.htm
24. CelebSlam.com - September 29, 2006 10:17 AM
Does Pam have, like, hepatitus or something? Shouldn't she be dead?
http://www.celebslam.com
25. Chaste - September 29, 2006 10:22 AM
Just ugh... she needs to have her nipples done, now.
26. CooterPunch - September 29, 2006 10:31 AM
Umm, ew. Is there such thing as a nipple lift?
Oh and hey -
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27. fucking classy - September 29, 2006 10:38 AM
Talk about a bad boob job... those tits look hideous!
28. UNWASHEDMASSES - September 29, 2006 10:46 AM
Bitch hasn't looked good in a long while. Guys who say they'd hit that are either referencing running her over with a car or they are just sick fucks. Aside from Lovecraftian nipples and a haggard face that would make an Afghani woman feel better about herself, look at who she's allowed up her - Tommy Lee and Kid Rock. If that doesn't say Valtrex/Genital Wart Laser Removal/At-The-Very-Least-Gonorreah cocktail, I don't know what does. Her pussy probably grumbles....
29. Angry Ferret Jones - September 29, 2006 10:48 AM
I can't believe Brain used to whack to that shit. Nasty pervert.
Cooter - thank god for G-O-G Friday!!!
30. biatcho - September 29, 2006 10:53 AM
wow, it only took 2 comments before the mac-geeks plagued us with their photoshopping expertise. bubble bursters.
31. skilzaw - September 29, 2006 10:58 AM
and what's the point of photoshopping a tweaked nipple on her? where's the glee? after drawing mustaches on the models in Vogue you finally make the big time? lame.
32. EazyE - September 29, 2006 11:15 AM
She's getting to be like a broken barbie doll. I wouldn't be surprised if next time she appeared she had inexpertly chopped off hair and scribbles of magic marker across her face.
33. shell - September 29, 2006 11:25 AM
She looks like a dried up old bitch with hepatitis
34. Triumph Insult Dog - September 29, 2006 11:36 AM
What do you expect? When you inflate and deflate a balloon longer enough, it stops being round and firm.
Sad day for boobies...
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35. enfilade - September 29, 2006 11:45 AM
Has to be the 12123098 time i've seen those.
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36. DrDanny - September 29, 2006 12:18 PM
What a useless human shit-sack she is. Remind me again why she's famous....
37. Brain Embolism - September 29, 2006 12:33 PM
@ 29 - Ferret, I'd fuck those big fake Canadian titties anyday... anywhere... anyplace.
38. fapfapfap - September 29, 2006 12:40 PM
i'm pretty sure kid rock said he had a seizure with one of pam's nipples in his mouth. so there ya go.
39. stevejuststeve - September 29, 2006 12:44 PM
Hey, Scarlett Johansson was wearing that same outfit. Coveralls must be the rage.
40. Solaera - September 29, 2006 2:20 PM
I came across a picture of her topless a while back (I wish I would have saved it) and her nips are straight out fucked up. I think it is all the scar tissue from having them resized/redone so many times that makes them look all rumply and gnawed on. I think if someone is going to have their tits done over and over don't go the areola insertion route...look at what happened to old frankenboob Reid for example. Ugh.
I love Pammy I do, but she's an attention whore...I think we'd see waaay more paparazzi photos of her topless if her boobs looked halfway decent.
41. beifiori - September 29, 2006 2:30 PM
what's with the garbage man look lately?
anyway, that freak nipple puts a whole new spin on sex goddess...I can just here some men singing "sex bomb, sex bomb, you'rrrrrrrre my sex bomb" even to the deformed boobies...
42. EazyE - September 29, 2006 3:00 PM
yeah, if they weren't deformed she would have had them out of that white bikini top and in everyone's face at her skankapalooza wedding.
even with the deformed nips, I'd love to see a topless wedding photo of her on that yacht spraying everyone with a bottle of champagne held between her legs like a penis. maybe some sparklers sticking out of her hair.
43. Fizzgig - September 29, 2006 3:25 PM
However skanky she maybe....I believe that her nips are just fine..it seems as though they are just in the transition between soft and erect. Wow, for being so enthralled with boobs, men sure don't know very much. And moreover, why it is that it has not been brought up that Pam can go around looking like a trash man but it is totally unacceptable for Scarlett. I am not saying I enjoy the outfit, just mearly making note of a double standard!!
44. duds - September 29, 2006 8:08 PM
Whoa! The nipples are nasty! Glad I don't have to suck 'em....... *gasps*
45. poker_n_d_rear - September 29, 2006 10:04 PM
im glad were really worried about her deformed nipples and thats the reason we wouldnt stick our dicks in her, its not like she has a blood borne dissease anyways right, right?
46. dmarie - September 29, 2006 10:42 PM
hmmm...yet another thing on pam that defies nature... shouldn't NASA be hiring her soon?
47. mirandawilde - September 29, 2006 10:49 PM
I was in London in 1984, and those jumpsuits were all the rage. I don't think that trend ever made it to the US- until now.
Pammie looks awesome wearing it. Scarlett looks pretty stupid. But her whole vibe is stupid to me. I don't understand why she keeps getting voted the "sexiest woman." Intelligence is an important part of sexiness, and I've yet to read that she's ever said anything interesting. I think I'd rather hear what a potato has to say.
48. cap077 - September 29, 2006 11:37 PM
CANNOT BE REAL!!!
49. saggybottom - September 30, 2006 2:07 AM
more photoshop bafoonery...next
50. DrunkBlogger - September 30, 2006 1:10 PM
Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
51. Dirt McGirt - October 1, 2006 2:35 AM
Is it possible for nipples to get Hepatitis C?
52. biatcho - October 1, 2006 8:58 AM
#43 you were totally just kidding about the whole "in-between soft & erect nipples" suggestion, right? You are hilarious, and yet you make it seem like you're being totaly serious!! Wow, I am amazed by your sense of humor, please post some more of the funny for us!!
53. dsmith11 - October 2, 2006 5:23 PM
poor pam. Oversized glasses are perfect for aging stars with crow's feet.
54. dsmith11 - October 2, 2006 8:59 PM
whatever you guys who say her nips are horrible. you know if you were faced with old pam and her gigantors in your face, no matter how old and wrinkly, you'd motorboat that action across the pacific. jerks.
55. KelKel - October 4, 2006 5:03 AM
Her whole look is depressed,Pam-youre looking haggard chickie
56. HollywoodSnark - April 5, 2007 9:06 PM
yeah, she's way past the point where she should be showing people her nipples anyways
57. extra income - June 13, 2007 5:33 PM
of my fucking god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what da hell!!!!!!!!
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