Sep 20 2006Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock finally have sex
More than a month after getting married, Pamela Anderson has announced on her official website that she and Kid Rock have slept together, saying:
"Not pregnant yet. But we have consummated the marriage!"
Which is sort of like a shark saying: "I have a lot of teeth and I bite things." Pamela could've made the same statement during the reception and it still would've been accurate. The only way these two didn't have sex before, during, and after the wedding is if Kid Rock's penis fell off. And even then I'd just assume he used the stub. Or scar tissue. Whatever, I'm not a doctor.
RELATED STORIES

Reader Comments
1. Wampoon.com - September 20, 2006 6:23 AM
And the world is complete. Yay.
http://www.wampoon.com
2. Wampoon.com - September 20, 2006 6:24 AM
And the world is complete. Yay.
http://www.wampoon.com
3. MollyPoo - September 20, 2006 6:25 AM
I don't think these two should breed.
4. krisdylee - September 20, 2006 6:26 AM
Cletus McStumpydick and his set of boobs, er, wife, will obviously stop at nothing to make me vomit.
5. pinky_nip - September 20, 2006 6:27 AM
They are at a fair! How perfectly white-trashish!
6. MollyPoo - September 20, 2006 6:27 AM
Why is she wearing her terry cloth bath wrap out in public? And why is he wearing shower shoes? And is it just me, or does it look like the honeymoon's already over for these two?
7. Brain Embolism - September 20, 2006 6:32 AM
Yeah, and if my aunt had a dick, she'd be my uncle!
8. honeycomb's_big_yeahyeahyeah - September 20, 2006 6:32 AM
I love Pam, but I think she had missed her Hepatitus medicine, 'cause she's looking awful yeller. And that Kid Rock looks like one of the feral children from Road Warrior, all grown up.
I don't have anything witty to say, I just like making random mean observations about people's appearance because it makes me feel better about my lack of married-yaught-sex-on-a-pile-of-hundred-dollar-bills life.
9. jrzmommy - September 20, 2006 6:32 AM
Not pregnant yet! Excuse me now, I gotta clean up the vomit all over my desk.
Their kid(s), the SPFs and Anna Nicole's daughter will make one big happy Special Ed class.
10. reflight - September 20, 2006 6:38 AM
I'm just glad she got her 50-50 tickets before the drawing.
11. Italian Stallion - September 20, 2006 6:38 AM
I'm glad to see she bought tickets for the "wheel go round" before they ran out.............
12. BigJim - September 20, 2006 6:39 AM
Will somebody please hold down Kid Rock while I give him a vasectomy with a rusty tin can lid?
I like to give natural selection a hand wherever I can. Yay, Darwin!
13. Italian Stallion - September 20, 2006 6:39 AM
LOL at 10, get out of my mind........
14. magickal - September 20, 2006 6:39 AM
Wow, he must really love her to be willing to contract her Hep C. Then again, that's probably the least of the diseases he's carrying and she probably already gave it to him during their first go 'round. Can you imagine what the mediciine cabinet in THAT house must look like????????? They are both disgusting as hell, and, I agree - any demon spawn they breed will undoubtedly be swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool.
15. reflight - September 20, 2006 6:40 AM
Shit, wait a sec. Those are the ride tickets Kid gave her for the first time...
Damn, if she rates that many, imagine what the Tilt-A-Whirl costs.
Mind-boggling.
16. reflight - September 20, 2006 6:43 AM
Stallion - I'm gonna go shower now.
It's not you, bro. It's the thought of Kid clutching a wad of tickets and asking if he can go again.
Please Mommy Please?
17. reflight - September 20, 2006 6:46 AM
And again, the Fly goggles are getting passed around.
Bono should get a licensing fee.
18. Italian Stallion - September 20, 2006 6:46 AM
Maybe they are tickets to the dunking booth. "Gather up children, it's time for ya bath's"...............
19. Brain Embolism - September 20, 2006 6:50 AM
Her website is almost as gaudy as Sarah Jeans.
http://www.pamelaanderson.com/diary.aspx?menuNo=3
20. jrzmommy - September 20, 2006 7:02 AM
That's one hell of a camouflage hat he's wearing...fucking redneck.
21. commissioner - September 20, 2006 7:26 AM
You think the hat's redneck? Look at his fucking HOUSESHOES! She might be Canadian, but she's got some backwoods hillbilly blood coursing through her veins if she's okay with a mullet-headed, houseshoe wearing white trash piece of shit.
22. hisforalways - September 20, 2006 7:27 AM
And in other news: Kid Rock Contracts Hepatitis C.
23. Angry Ferret Jones - September 20, 2006 7:40 AM
I have wanted to hit that since the day I was old enough to walk. But there's no way it would be worth the Hep.
PLUS - how do you satisfy a woman after she has been with Tommy Lee? It would be like throwing a pencil down a well. I would have to slap it from side to side just so she would know I was there.
24. jrzmommy - September 20, 2006 7:46 AM
Carnies.
25. Samuel L. Jackson - September 20, 2006 7:51 AM
Isn't this like 8 year old news?
26. mrs.t - September 20, 2006 7:53 AM
I always find myself scrutinizing her inner thigh area, looking for dripping fluids. Anyone else?
27. clamofdeath - September 20, 2006 7:57 AM
it was a medical thing. a silicone plug had formed in her vagina after years of ginormous leaky implants. kid rock thought it was an ipod and didn't want to break it.
28. Brain Embolism - September 20, 2006 8:08 AM
@23- Especially if you have a little Ferret dick... Ha! Ha!
Am I right people???
29. Angry Ferret Jones - September 20, 2006 8:12 AM
That is MR. Little Ferret Dick to you.
30. PaisleyMoon - September 20, 2006 8:12 AM
Kid Rock shaves his legs?
31. UNWASHEDMASSES - September 20, 2006 8:36 AM
By consumated she means anal followed by ass-to-mouth. Those two romantics. As for Kid Rock not being afraid of contracting Hep-C, if you recall Pam only announced she had the Hep AFTER her initial fling with Kid - not after years of marriage with Tommy Lee. So, in my mind, the jury's still out as to who gave who the liver-buster. The only thing I am sure of is that she didn't contract it thru a dirty tattoo needle. A filthy, disease-riddled cock is more likely the culprit. Kid Rock's C-and-B (cock and ball) set probably resembles an apple fritter that's been left out in the rain and picked at by birds and snails. Yum. And Pam's crotch smells like Red Lobster after an electrical outage and a field trip of retarded adults with loose bowel syndrome.
32. krisdylee - September 20, 2006 8:37 AM
http://www.stars-masculines-nues.com/tommylee01.jpg
Long, yes, thick? NOPE.
33. HolisticWisdomcom - September 20, 2006 8:40 AM
His penis is probably still attached, although that made me think of the news story we ran about the man who got confused and cut off his penis thinking it was a chicken's neck, and then his dog ate it. Makes Pam and Kid not having sex almost seem possible.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/cuts-off-penis.htm
34. jrzmommy - September 20, 2006 8:49 AM
If you're heppy and you know it act like whitetrash!
If you're heppy and you know it act like whitetrash!
If you'er heppy and you know it and you want your mullet to show it, if you're heppy and you know it act like whitetrash!
35. jane's eyre - September 20, 2006 8:50 AM
Does any else see a similarity between SNL's Rachel Dratch and Kid Rock?
http://www.changeforkids.com/images/DSCF0012.jpg
36. cv - September 20, 2006 8:56 AM
"More than a month after getting married, Pamela Anderson has announced on her official website that she and Kid Rock have slept together."
Translation: we have been having sex for weeks and I finally got out of bed to post something about it for the horndogs out there.
37. Jacq - September 20, 2006 9:14 AM
There is a spare penis in Taiwan that no one is using. Four inches sound good?
38. Jacq - September 20, 2006 9:18 AM
How many threads will contain an ATM reference? Please say all of them...
39. CelebSlam.com - September 20, 2006 9:30 AM
Did I just have sex with Pam Anderson or a barrel?
http:/www.celebslam.com
40. edb87 - September 20, 2006 9:38 AM
Poor Kid. First he loses career and now his dignity. Wait, which came first?
http://www.edquartersaudio.com
41. Jacq - September 20, 2006 9:38 AM
#37 - My bad - it's in China...
42. reesestet - September 20, 2006 9:38 AM
To get pregnant one must have unprotected sex. To have unprotected sex with a hep carrier is just plain stupid. If she was broke, not perfected with plastic surgery and worked in a factory somewhere Kid Rock,and every other man for that matter, would not give her a second thought!!
43. Celebrity news - September 20, 2006 9:48 AM
Wow pamela is sttill good looking,
celebrities
http://new-celebrity-gossip.blogspot.com/
44. Zahra - September 20, 2006 10:13 AM
The only way to get Hep C is through unprotected ANAL sex. Straight vaginal sex is safe.
45. HollyJ - September 20, 2006 10:24 AM
She and Britney must be related.
On a Hep C website:
Hepatitis C is most often spread through contaminated blood, but you don’t need a transfusion to catch it. Although the virus is probably in semen, it appears difficult to catch from unprotected anal or vaginal sex. Shared needles (even tattooing needles), razors, toothbrushes and sex toys can all pass the virus between individuals.
I'm thinking Pam got it from all her nasty tats. Maybe a sex toy?
46. jrzmommy - September 20, 2006 10:36 AM
come come now, she got it from tainted seafood.
speaking of tramp stamps.....has anyone seen the topless-taken-from-the-back photos of cindy crawford's 5-year old daughter modeling with a (hopefully fake) tattoo on her back? class-say.
47. jonna - September 20, 2006 10:56 AM
They both look like they just took a good long soak in the biohazard hot tub on board the good ship Men's Urinal. Somebody please give them some decent clothing and street shoes and call Haz-Mat.
48. Amy3000 - September 20, 2006 11:07 AM
@ number 44...are you fucking retarded?, Hep C can be contracted via sharing needles, sharing bills/straws while sniffing coke or other snortables,blood transfusions from unscreened blood, dirty tattoo needles and any kind of unprotected sex, not just Anal sex you DipShit. Did you know you can also contract it by sharing a toothbrush or shaving razor with an infected person?...hell, you can even contract it if you have a cut in your mouth and they cum inside it. One word for you #44 "RESEARCH" geez this site brings out the local fucktards eh?
49. Amy3000 - September 20, 2006 11:21 AM
and in response to jrzmommy's (#46) post about Cindy Crawford's Daughter modelling with that tatty...here is the link so you can see for yourselves. He said it best Class-say.
http://hollywood.outsidethebeltway.com/2006/09/cindy-crawford-allows-daughter-to-model-swimwear/
50. jrzmommy - September 20, 2006 11:26 AM
you can also get it by having too many wedding ceremonies.
51. bella420 - September 20, 2006 11:27 AM
Why would somebody with Hep C be trying to get pregnant? I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure that if the future kid had a say, it would be "no fucking thank-you".
52. commissioner - September 20, 2006 12:10 PM
@49
Thanks. I'm going to show it to my ten year-old and tell him to stay away from fast little girls like that.
@48
Obviously #44 never worked in the medical field.
Unfortunately for Pam, the only "cure" is a liver transplant. And they don't do 'em vaginally.
53. jrzmommy - September 20, 2006 12:15 PM
52--Is it bad parenting if I get my 6 year old's hood pierced? I mean if Kaya Gerber can have a tramp stamp, then can't Jrzdaughter have a piercing? I turn to you, oh moral compass....
54. LoneWolf - September 20, 2006 12:18 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Mr. & Mrs. Joe Dirt
55. Tracy - September 20, 2006 12:22 PM
It's not the first marriage to be consumated on the Tilt A Whirl, at least not in West Virginia anyway.
56. ValeWolf - September 20, 2006 12:37 PM
Finally someone deflowered her.
57. PunjabPete - September 20, 2006 5:53 PM
I think I catch a disease every time the fish shows a pic of Pammie....
So far to have dropped.... She is now my Anti-Wood.....
58. emeraldcityrain - September 20, 2006 6:13 PM
Jeezzz....the hostility in here is incredible. So they want a baby..big frigging deal! Why are you all getting so riled up? These 2 people don't deserve your venom. What have they done? There are targets like Paris Hilton and Firecrotch available for some justified bashing and they are WAY more fun and far more deserving! Kid and Pamela have never pretended to be anything but who they are.They don't act superior to the rest of us. And since when are the only people who go to the fair "trailer trash"? They took her kids out to have some fun, and for this they should be bashed? I guess it would have been better to have their nanny take them, like other celebrities do, right?
On the other hand, Lohan and Hilton act like they're better than everyone else. Hilton is trailor trash in a tiara, and as for Lohan, although a bit smarter than Hilton (who isn't)..well...jeezz.. I don't think there's anything to say about her that hasn't already been said...but if I can think of anything original, I'll be sure and post it.
59. emeraldcityrain - September 20, 2006 6:42 PM
FYI- A baby can be delivered to a Mom with Hep C by C-Section, which brings the risk of tranfer to almost zero. Since so many are attcking Pam for having Hep C, I assume not one of you have EVER contracted an STD...right? Sure.....And since you didn't know your partner had an STD beforehand, (as I assume you wouldn't have slept with them otherwise)I guess you can consider yourself lucky that you didn't get Hep C, because you don't get to chooses which STD your partner gives you. It's just that simple. Why would you bash her, when she is the victim here?
And Zahra (post #44) read post #45 by HollyJ CAREFULLY. She posted good info.
I am always amazed that in 2006 people can be so stupid and uneducated. Please go research STDs before you do anything else.
60. Angry Ferret Jones - September 20, 2006 7:34 PM
@58-59 - Understand this, I and others like me, are on a mission from god. We are the equalizers in society. Fuck Kid Rock, and Fuck Pam Anderson (with a rubber of course.) It is our god-given mission to tear down anyone who puts themselves out in the public eye, and then makes an ass-puppet out of themselves. They signed up for this fucking rodeo, and they are probably tough enough to take the silent criticisms from the mental lepers (including me) on this board. That's what this little roller rink call the Superficial is all about.
Also - Pam can deep throat Tommy Lee's cock. I don't think she needs YOU to stand up for her.
Good luck with your medical career. If my dick ever starts to turn black, you'll be the first person I call. But until then, take that self-rightous vomit-inducing tripe back to WebMD, and stopping shitting in my living room.
CNLTF
61. Angry Ferret Jones - September 20, 2006 7:35 PM
PS - I am all about the rubbers, 24/7. Just ask Brain's sister.
62. ValeWolf - September 20, 2006 8:13 PM
LOL. Well put.
People if you don't understand the concept of the site, why do you bother coming and registering an account and then bitching to people for saying nasty stuff about celebrities? Grasp the concept of the site, please! And then type your lectures.
Go to the IMDB.com where fans butt lick nice and no one who voices their true opinions doesn't get bombarded by self righteous mothers with no sense of humor.
63. stonefoxhippie - September 20, 2006 8:45 PM
did she really think she needed to let us know they consummated the marriage?? like gee, i wonder whether they've done it yet, i mean pam doesnt usually fuck until she's known you for like two seconds at least right?
64. bella420 - September 20, 2006 9:00 PM
59- "almost zero"
Exactly.
If I was a unborn person choosing my parents and god (or whoever hands out parents) said to me, "what about these two? they are really fun and there is an almost zero chance that you will contract Hepatitis C at birth."
I would say "Hepatitis hey.... uhhh can I take another look at those Federline people?"
65. Amy3000 - September 20, 2006 11:38 PM
@ #60....Dirty talk makes me hot...I think Im in love with you...(and no, I dont have the Hep or the herp)
66. Brain Embolism - September 21, 2006 4:36 AM
61- Nice Brain reference Ferret.
Now I'm going to go and kick your old mans ass!
67. RichPort - September 21, 2006 4:49 AM
I'd still hit it, but I swear I wouldn't respect myself in the morning. I mean shit, I'm almost done with my liver anyway.
#4, #12, & #23 - HA!!!!!! Thanks for those.
68. emeraldcityrain - September 21, 2006 3:54 PM
Hey Valewolf..That was my opinion.
It happens to be different than yours. Grow up.
69. Zahra - September 26, 2006 6:24 PM
@52, 59 - I am aware of the diff. way in which Hep C can be transmitted, however, this was not relevant to the discussion. I was only addressing what others called Kid Rock's stupidity in having sex with an Hep C carrier. As #49 said, the possibility of getting it from sex is low compared to other ways, as as far as sexual activities go, anal sex is the most dangerous.
70. HollywoodSnark - April 11, 2007 12:16 PM
yeah, sure - if anyone believes that they're smoking crack