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It's not the glasses getting bigger, it's the amazing shrinking head. Headorexia perhaps? Headlimia?

I think her skinny figure is to rebell against her X smut friend Paris for leaving her side.

Or the hot crack pipe she calls a bitch has become her long time friend. Maybe some meth? Some schnay? Who knows. But she is gross looking.

Next.

she's so skinny I can wrap my dick around her neck.

They look like something Pee-Wee Herman would wear.

They gotta be joke sunglasses!

Shes a good example to the other girls here what you'll look like at 60. Whether you're someones grandma...or a baglady.

Overly skinny or not- this bitch is ridiculous..... and I like big sunglasses. The sad thing is if she paid for them, you know the dumb bitch paid hundreds to look like a total ass face!

She looks just like E.T. in the scene where he's dressed up in the wig and shit. OH, how sexy Nicole....you look like an alien in drag.

All I know is that that guy she is with is one big motorscooter and she can wear whatever she wants because no one will have the guadalupes to say, "Hey, you, Praying Mantis, chill!"

Word, that fad needs to die please. Thing is, I bet everyone one of these bitches that wear these windsheilds on their faces think it's "their" signature look.

#9

I have no idea what you just said. English for us Earth people please?

Everything "appears" to grow around her shrinking body.

The only things that are incapable of growing when near her, are penises.

Hello Nicole? My grandma is calling. It's 1980 and she wants her shades back.... you sperm burping gutter whore. (My granny said that- not me!!!- She's got a potty mouth!!!)

jeez.... she looks like a cow in these pictures... Nicole, please go on a diet.

Hahaha # 13. Excellent! Thanks for making me laugh on this day of dealing with a f*n cold.

If she looses a half more pound she can hide in her purse from the paparazzi.

#11

Okay, I'll try.

Nicole's boytoy=bigger than you

Reclusive basement-living nerds=won't say to Nicole's face that they don't like the insect look

Bingo!

the glasses aren't growing. it only appears they are growing, as her body keeps getting skinnier and skinnier. those are probably newborn sunglasses. (do they make those? whatever)

Next she'll be rocking those sunglasses that the senior citizens wear. She will probably need a cane to hold he up....and something to prop that head of hers up....besides a random dick.

I keep hoping if she loses a few more pounds, the weight of gravity will crush her.

#13 - your grandma could totally take her in a fight if she wants them back....

Oh Magoo! You've done it again!

20. granny is willing to throw down. Nicole won't return her calls....

I think she's lost weight.

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It's gotta be one big joke, right?
Nicole just fucking with us. It's got to be.

In the first photo, notice the short hairs sticking up on the left side of her head. That means her hair is breaking off (hmmm, poor eating habits?).

She looks like one of those alien drawings people make after claiming to be abducted.

i live for the day when nicole dangles one of those enormous bags of her wrist and her arm completely snaps in two.

Those glasses look like they're straining her neck

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This reminds me of those joke sunglasses that are super large. You know, the gag gift that you see a drunk wearing at a college party?

This extra big sunglasses thing is really silly looking and makes people look like insects. This is bad for my business as it makes people less sexy and thus less likely to have sex! Stop it people!

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Yeah, Nicole looks like a bug. Ha! Ha!
Big deal.

More importantly... #24 CooterPunch- What happen to your 'comments' page?

Those aren't bracelets... they're cock rings.

Is that Rachel Zoe?

I love how everyone in the backround is looking at her like "what the fuck" happen to that bitch. The guy at the table got up and offered her his lunch.............

At least she is not wearing black fingernail polish

I still want her to die for her BEYOND stupid comment that "No one EVER makes fun of fat people!"..stupid cunt.

Wow, Estelle Getty looks great for a dead broad.

Is she supposed to be in LA? Is it suddenly winter? I don't get the sweater and scarf in September... Maybe she's just cold because she has 0.5% body fat?

I like the sunglasses. They remind me of Gerri Hall. Only, she was hot and nicole's not.

Looks like the little old black lady from "My Cousin Vinnie"....

You know if you stick you wang in her, she would expand to twice her original size... Well, with my wang at least....

#23 - No she's too fat.

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I had something really clever to add, but while I was signing in, I dropped a pipebomb on myself, and my entire frontal lobe has been wiped clean by trauma.

By 'pipebomb' I mean a gaseous bomb coming out of my asspipe.

And my 'trauma' I mean that the olfactory part of my brain would be dancing red on MRI right now.

Her being a method actor & all, I heard she is preparing for a cameo on a very special episode of six feet under.
I think the working title is "buh-by bobblehead"
I know I speak for most when I say, we can't wait.

#38 - they had a black lady in My Cousin Vinny? I thought they didn't allow blacks in the south?

Christ she looks like shit. Her hair looks like it is really starting to thin too. Thats a really bad sign. I'm thinking she might die even before Kate Bosworth.

What a complete waste of bandwidth...and oxygen. Why can't she just fall off the face of the Earth??

*lech voice*

Heelllllllooo Ms. Marple!

The bigger the lens, the smaller the IQ....

She's pulling a Mary-Kate with all of the clothes and bangles used to disguise her protruding bones.

hope she accidently strangles herself with that mile long scarf.

#36 - Nicole is showing us one of her ever so creative ways of hiding the tank of protoplasma that's keeping her alive. Plus, would you really want her to be wearing less clothing? Ewwwww......

#42 - As long as we say things like "Yessum" and "Sho' is nice weatha suh" we're ok. Except when we fuck white women, of course. Then we usually just say things like "Eat me you cracka whore!!!" Good times man, good times.

Someone please introduce Ms. Richie to Jenny Craig. Many thanks.

hmmm...I am sick of seeing this creature. She is about two days away from a coma and about 65 miles from being pretty.

"holy crip it's a crapple!"

#51 - You may want to check your GPS... I think pretty is waaaaay farther than that.

RichPort-
I wanted it be believable, you know like when you tell kids there is a Santa Clause.

It is probably some number like 60345972 tenamilos (which is the standard measure of a lightyear on planet coochie-coochie, where this creature hails from).

I always wondered what Nicole Richie would look like if she were possessed by the spirit of Harry Caray. Now I know.

Those glasses make her look fat.

Pic#2 "No animals allowed" yet they still let her in the joint. badombomp!

BAZZZZING! I'm doing schtick over here.

The big oversized glasses thing is the absolute worst fashion fad in the history of Hollywood.

**Driing driiiing** "Hello, Richie Residence"..."yes, the is the biology department of UCLA calling. We want our skeleton back"

54 wolf- "Harry Caray", that's good.

Well one positive thing here: Ms Richie's lack of body fat ensures no PMS or monthly cycle- cuz hormones don't work they way they should in anorexic women. Ugh, grasshoppers, I mean.

Ugly ass heina...if I was Lionel's daughter I would do everything to be bbbrriicckkhhoouussee...she makes me barf..

In the first picture she looks like she is channeling the spirit of Joey Ramone.

Being an ugly anorexic is her only claim to fame. What is she really famous for, except being the sidekick to that walking STD?

The sunglasses are to disguise her for her plan of extreme cunningness. But I have figured her out. Here:

Picture 1. "I think the man might know I have an animal in my purse"

Picture 2. "I hope nobody sees me take this animal out of my purse and leave it here."

Picture 3. "I better call Barry and tell him I took and left an animal in there. I am so cunning"

Nobody outsmarts Marc.

You have to hand it to her, she knows how to get publicity, even if it means contracting an eating disorder in order to do so.

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On the 3rd pic it's gonna fall down...

On the 3rd pic it's gonna fall down...

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road, indeed.

She looks like a rotesserie chicken.

lose a few more and she'll morph into an olson sister...

Those sunglasses make her look like a 1970s porn star.

Aw, leave her alone.
I thinks she rocks.
She has talent
unlike her simple life costar paris.
Nicole is cute, sexy, hot, beautiful, kind, and sincere.
Paris is a two faced bitch whose jealous 'cause her once fat sidekick got beautiful and makes her look like the ugly duckling she is, not just visually, but personality wise too........ Pooh on you Paris.

NICOLE - YOU GO GIRL!

Besides, I love her dads music, so how can I not love his kid!

71) Talented she may be, but she looks like she's struggling to lift the weight of her own hair. There's a healthy body image for young girls!
She was never fat- she's just moved beyond slender into the realm of frightening. Come on people, Auschwitz was a crime against humanity, not a fashion capital!

Though Paris is an ugly bitch.

With the glasses, she looks like one of those plastic flowers that, when you used to turn music on, it would dance. Except the flower probably weighs more

youre right #34

71 & 72--WHAT TALENT DOES SHE HAVE?

I have never expressed my opinion online about Nichole but now something has to be said. She reaffirmed, through her dad as well as public statements that she is "not anorexic." Ofcourse she isnt, the is totally telling the truth and i believe her..SHE IS Bulimic. Her personality is perfect for it...there is no way this girl could abstain from food...did you see her on The First episode of the simple life? She is excessive....hair extensions, big personality....plus her bones potrude like thos of a person with a disease like bulimia. NO doubt about it.

I have never expressed my opinion online about Nichole but now something has to be said. She reaffirmed, through her dad as well as public statements that she is "not anorexic." Ofcourse she isnt, the is totally telling the truth and i believe her..SHE IS Bulimic. Her personality is perfect for it...there is no way this girl could abstain from food...did you see her on The First episode of the simple life? She is excessive....hair extensions, big personality....plus her bones potrude like thos of a person with a disease like bulimia. NO doubt about it.

She always has her- is that a hand?- outstretched as in that first photo, like the hand of death reaching out to get you. That's not a hand. It's a claw.

75- I have no idea what talent 71 was referencing. I don't watch TV, and I wouldn't have any idea who this person was if I didn't continue seeing her praying mantis proportions leering at me from the grocery checkout. I assume she must have some talent- staying upright and breathing, for example.

YOU ALL NEED TO SHUT DA HELL UP!!!You dont have any idea about fashion Nicole is sexy!!! I luv her sunglasses! Being skinny is hott and doesnt mean she has an eating disorder and if she does it shouldnt concern you white trash bitches!!! NICOLE IS SUPER HOTT!!! Luvs it