I'm sure she has the biggest pussy in America also...............

good one stallion.. you took the words right outta my mouth..
she also has about the fugliest hands on earth and underneath all her clothes she's just a wrinkled old lady with lots and lots of saggage and scarrage..

At least she has a husband who does more than glom off of her. ;-) Could be why she still has some money. I wonder if she spent $100,000 making a nursery for her kids?

Those hands...I think that comes from being so thin, and the exercising, really. My sis is a size four, rides her exercise bike about 500 miles a day, and her hands are just like that. Frankly, I have better things to do, like, you know, make a living, and read The Superficial.

I don't mind she has money--what I mind is her holier-than-thou attitude about morality now that she's gone all religious. So typical. And boring.

Money can't buy class, just ask Britney and Kevin...

Damn you Stallion, nothing I could say would even remotely top that. Funny fucker!

Madge is 6 years younger than my Mom. And I'm 35. (Yes, I was the result of a teen pregnancy, shut the fuck up about it.)

So put that in your Kabbalah pipe and smoke it Madoona.

Madoona. That's funny.

If I had that kind of money I would hire somebody to carry all my shit for me. What gives Madge? Get a fucking purse, or by a Treo.

PS - My Grandpa called, he said he wants his hat back.

by = buy

F.U.

Stallion, you said it.
Shut this thread down.
No more posts.

What's up Angry "Ode to Ramen Noodles" Ferret?

Her age is are really starting to show. Although she can afford to have the wrinkles removed anytime.

Speaking of big pussies... She looks like she raided Big Pussy's wardrobe with that Rock Steady Crew like track suit. All of you assholes who bought her concert tickets should be forced to prune her bushes with your teeth. And of course by bushes, I mean back up dancers.

Wrinkly ol' gramma hands. Apparently, she doesn't use Palmolive. Madge, yer soaking in it...

Your date with Lucifer is looming, Madge. Soon your Faustian bargain will demand the payment of your soul. For all eternity you will be forced to listen to your musical travesties while being turned out as Hell's greatest whore, servicing the legions of the damned in the most vile and repulsive ways. And good one converting to Kaballah, a Jew mystery religion. There are a lot of Germans in Hell, my dear, so much so that the demons have acquired something of a taste for saurbraten. I'm sure they will appreciate your red string and $100.00 bottle of cancer-curing water. And Oprah - there's a lovely canyon crevice with a gorgeous view of the river Styx. It has your fat ass all over it. Hitler may have birthed the Holocaust, Stalin had his Purge, but you have given us Dr. Phil and Rachel Ray on top of your own horror show. Burn in hell, you mocha bitch.

She deserves it. She's a goddess.

Everytime Unwashed makes a post I start to wonder if I am angry enough. I mean, that is some seriously deeeeep anger there. It's beautiful, like a delicate butterfly on a flower.

What up Brain? How's your hammer hanging?

Surprising that dessicated ego on a stick isn't walking around in a robe and crown of thorns. Being the heroine of so many gay men and aging female fans has given her a real messiah complex. The track suit is an improvement over the purple granny hooker outfit she's worn in the past, though.

Ferret, anger is like food--sometimes it's sour, sometimes there's a hint of sweetness to it. Anger, like food, comes in all varieties and all flavors. Your anger may have a slightly different tang, but is no less potent than the anger of UnwashedMasses. I find both satisfying and highly tasty. Especially when your mighty angers are directed at Paris Hilton or Madonna.

I had a picture in my cell phone from one of the time I met Madonna and said huge pussy!!!!!

Click the link...........

That "You are not authorized to view this page" page, looks nothing like a huge pussy. Thanks for getting me all worked up for nothing...

It was huge after I got done with it!!!!!

they failed to mention that her vagina only made a paltry $18 million last year...twenty dollars at a time. since she's getting on in years, she's thinking of retiring her vagina and restoring it to the spledor of it's 80's heyday and giving paid tours...her own 'graceland' of sorts. Mammoth Cave, indeed.

how many canaries have to die?

wow, 23 posts and jzrmommy hasn't posted yet...what's the world coming to?

I don't know how she can walk down the street without seagulls trying to dive bomb her pussy.

Hey! Isn't this bitch supposed to drink only Kabbala water? That is a Volvic water bottle!!! Shame on you Vadge shame!!

EWWWWWWWWWWW Stallion, that was hideous! Trying to get back at me for the Babs S no bra post? No more clicking your links, babe!

RichPort - try again, it will come through.

I remember when Madge was cool and cutting edge - then she just went whack and kept on going.

You know how Madonna earns more money that Britney? She works. She puts out albums, tours, does stuff that might bring money in instead of sending potential buyers screaming and CPS out to her house. And Madonna has a husband who has a little bit of earning potential (yes, his movies haven't been doing as well but he has some talent) and isn't a giant, money sucking vortex of loserness.

I'm Rich, B*tch! (honk, honk) he,he,he...

http://www.blackbeatpress.com

Hey at least she wasn't the most succesful shildren's book author!

And at least that money ain't going to K-dick.

Is she carrying Madonna Kabbalah water?

wow 24 posts to get to the asshole center of the tootsie pop!

So Madonna makes $50 million a year and she can't afford a backpack or something to carry her shit around in?

I meant children... fucking madonna she makes me stupid.

doesn't look like her

woah jzrmommy, you are so funny. can you teach me some tricks?

woah jzrmommy, you are so funny. can you teach me some tricks?

36 (and 35)--okay. First trick: how to hit POST YOUR COMMENT just once.

Is she carrying fucking weightlifter gloves? If so, the size of them proves it -- Madge is officially a Maury.

#21 - "Gee you have a big pussy, gee you have a big pussy"

thank you oh great one. is there more?

it worked. =]

How cool is it that so many major earners are older women? Madge, Nicole Kidman, Oprah Winfrey, J.K. Rowling, Simon Cowell...
It's a wonderful thing!

On her way to another mock crucifixion?

http://www.celebslam.com

40--yes, grasshopper, this one involves a hunting rifle, your mouth and your big toe....

I absolutely hate this bitch. When will she shrivel up and die already?

#44, are you always this bitchy? lighten up a tad bit. it might do jzr some good.

While Madonna has always seems narcissistic to me, I admire what she has done. She has stayed on top of her game for a long time, and while she can't act she still convinces people to let her star in movies. I like her shear determination. Strong women rock!

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

Her stylist deserves a raise. I mean, matching her weight gloves and water bottle cap to the stripes on her sweatsuit... who does that? Blue sunglasses would have completed the look, but I guess even Madge the-used-tampon-string-on-the-wrist-wannabe Jew isn't perfect.

I prefer Shrew or Shrew-like. Hey, I'm all about keeping it light, espesh on a Friday.

I'm ashamed to share the same birthday with Madonna, or Esther, or Egolia.

shrew's are ugly. i bet you are hot.

50--*batting eyelashes* you sure are a sweetalker to someone who just told you to go blow off your own head. :)

She missed Haley's Comet???

Sorry, that would be Hale-Bopp's comet...
http://www.geektimes.com/michael/family/milestones/1997/12/21/cometHaleBopp/heavensGate.html

"after earning more than $38 million" earning??? give me a break...she didn't earn a damned thing...she SUCKS!

I wish it had also been reported that she zipped one of her chins seconds after this picture was taken.

She might have Britney Spears bested, but it really comes down to how she spends it...

I imagine Britney pissing her money away faster than her fans can print it.

number 2, she also has the fugliest face, teeth, hair and everything else. NOTHING about this woman is beautiful. it just goes to show ya, you can take the girl out of the white trash neighborhood, but you cannot take the white trash outta the girl. She's just a whore who learned how to capitalize on it. She did make a good business decision when she decided america was dumb enough to accept her "act" and "talent". I guess it created so much hype most people became deaf and blind to natural talent and beauty.

Whoa, did anyone notice that all of those people are women with the exception of Simon Cowell? [Insert obvious joke about Simon having a vagina here.] I can't believe people are still harping on the whole feminism thing. Maybe there are some babysteps to be taken in other industries but it looks like women have totally conquered entertainment.

Yeah #58, check my comment, #42...

maybe theres another reason to want to fuck a milf now, other than wanting to fuck a milf of course, i will add all these people to the list of celebreties i would like to fuck get pregnant, take the kid, get crazy child support payments, and with the money buy me a panda fur coat an alligator wallet and some baby seal boots

Singer?!?!, surely there must be some mistake, of all the things this....*ahem* person is, singer is not one of'em.

missed ghis let me look at the thgread

#2 wrinkled old lady... sounds like# our idea of heaven :)

#6 its ok h....y, i assume you always knew

#14 you make it sound like...
...you wouldnt have done the same

41 i guess some of you noticed :)

#56 think you're right, love that charity thing

...and we're back :) ...back to the start

higher than you could imGINE

hey babe, doing ok
no training [needed]
all done soon

She is, was, and always will be a shitty, no-talent slut. and now for her bad qualities...

I dont care how rich she is.. She still looks like a combo of Mother Theresa and a white Buckwheat.

www.whatthesha.com

She is nothing more than a useless bucket of human feces. She sounds like a dying cat when she sings and I don't care that people think she's in "great shape for her age" because she is near 50 and wears leotards and looks like a shriveled up shrew. You can look great for your age without having to show us your fucking thighs and tired looking tits. Her husband is fucking hot and it boggles my mind that he would stick around with tired old pussy like that. I think the thing I hate about her the most is the jew.

Ooo, Anti-Semitism... How classy, biatcho.

I'm sorry, but are we supposed to be surprised that she beat out that red-neck twat for highest paid?

PS We're all going to munch rug for her now. Why? Because Madonna just bought every last fucker who posts here. Myself included.

BLucky - make sure you atone for your sins tonight!

you can reach me at Colbert's hotline he set up for you guys... called 1-888-Oops-Jew.