Sep 22 2006Lou Diamond Phillips gets charged

Lou Diamond Phillips was charged yesterday with domestic battery and could face a maximum sentence of one year in jail and a $2,000 fine. The charges came from an incident last month in whihc he got into an argument with his girlfriend that escalated into a physical fight which ended up with the girlfriend "pushed and dragged across the house resulting in scrapes to both knees."
That picture probably isn't relevant at all but what better way to convey domestic abuse than a shot of the abuser trying to take a bite out of some woman's head? I guess I could've Photoshopped a bat into there. And not the baseball variety. I'm talking vampire, baby.
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Reader Comments
1. fearsarewishes - September 22, 2006 7:14 AM
Lou Diamond...yup, he's a tough guy.
2. Wampoon.com - September 22, 2006 7:14 AM
Off with his head!
http://www.wampoon.com
3. hav-a-tampa - September 22, 2006 7:16 AM
i'm almost 3rd. wooo hoo. i'm so fuking special..
4. llllllllll - September 22, 2006 7:16 AM
hmmmmm....is that really how she got the scrapes on her knees? There is always three sides to a story, what he says, what she says and the truth.
5. dupababy - September 22, 2006 7:26 AM
my mom used to say "honey never date a man named after a gemstone - you'll end up with perpetually rugburned knees if you do".. damn she was right.. again..
6. RichPort - September 22, 2006 7:32 AM
And his career had been going so fucking good up to this point... What's next? Corey Haim raping puppies? What the fuck?
#5 - HA!!! My name used to be Rich 'Cubic Zirconia' Port, but it was changed for reasons you've already stated.
7. Tracy - September 22, 2006 7:37 AM
After a few days in jail, his knees won't be looking so good either. What goes around comes around, big guy.
8. The Girl - September 22, 2006 7:38 AM
La la la la la battery.
9. Shaun - September 22, 2006 7:44 AM
She probally caught him watching porn screaming "You bought me the wrong viagra bitch!". Then got violent because he was embarrassed.
10. Brain Embolism - September 22, 2006 7:44 AM
Baliff, whack his pee-pee!
Beatcha again Angry Ferret. Ha! Ha! Ha!
Go visit Tranny damn it!
11. Celebrity news - September 22, 2006 7:44 AM
More celebrity news on this blog
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12. jrzmommy - September 22, 2006 7:46 AM
Well, NEIL Diamond never hit a woman. What's with this LOU guy? Must be the second last name.
13. commissioner - September 22, 2006 8:06 AM
If only Lindsay had been there to defend this poor woman. I hear she has a mean roundhouse.
14. Italian Stallion - September 22, 2006 8:09 AM
Mcgruff the crime dog say's take a bite out of crime, not your wife asshole!!!
He must have misheard him...............
15. sometimesboy - September 22, 2006 8:38 AM
diamond in the rough...
16. Brain Embolism - September 22, 2006 8:39 AM
@14- Go Stallion go, show that big ol' horse python love muscle to the world!!
17. Angry Ferret Jones - September 22, 2006 8:45 AM
They also should have charged him with being a talentless, washed-up, loser. I would have shown up to court to testify.
First hyphen of the day!
18. Grunt Big - September 22, 2006 8:51 AM
The highlight of his career was Alien Express w/ Todd Bridges on the SciFi Network. Oh how the heros of our past fall so swiftly.
19. jane's eyre - September 22, 2006 8:52 AM
He's still alive?
Alive and Kicking, I guess.
20. CelebSlam.com - September 22, 2006 9:32 AM
Lou Diamond Phillips? He's still relevant?
http://www.celebslam.com
21. HolisticWisdomcom - September 22, 2006 9:32 AM
Oh, good someone new to visualize at kick boxing class tonight. There ya go Louie, a nice swift round house to the head. Yummy!
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
22. edb87 - September 22, 2006 9:47 AM
Lou Who? He isn't a celebrity. I'm suprised he hasn't signed up for a VH1 unreality show yet.
http://www.edquartersaudio.com
23. bigponie - September 22, 2006 9:57 AM
this fucker wants to be in the next episode of "faces of death #10" by eating human brains.
24. PaisleyMoon - September 22, 2006 9:58 AM
You already posted that awhile back. WTF? At least change the pic or text. Tard.
25. Tracy - September 22, 2006 11:24 AM
#8- Good one!
26. Reid - September 22, 2006 12:17 PM
It's just like my dad always said, when your first wife leaves you for Melissa Etheridge, you're going to be awfully vulnerable in arguments for the rest of your life.
http://www.reidaboutit.com
27. S.P.F.R.S. - September 23, 2006 11:51 AM
#11 looks like you're ripping off this site. Tsk. Tsk.
28. KelKel - September 24, 2006 7:59 PM
Night of the living D list Celebrity
29. HollywoodSnark - April 6, 2007 10:47 AM
wow, he's gone from being a nobody to being a.....nobody