September 6, 2006
Lindsay Lohan is really serious about her music

It's not that I don't take Lindsay Lohan seriously as a musician, it's just that real musicians actually train and practice and don't just do karaoke in their hotel room. This is one step up from Paris Hilton's training regiment which consists of taking naps and occasionally crying when she doesn't get her dessert.
One more of Lindsay pretending to play the guitar after the jump.

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Comments
1. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on September 6, 2006 8:31 AM
That reminds me of a picture I took of my little brother trying to be cool... he was ten. Good grief.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
2. Posted by Jayvee on September 6, 2006 8:31 AM
She looks like a German pornstar.
3. Posted by Solo on September 6, 2006 8:31 AM
Guess all the ass grabbing boobs fondling makes you imagine stuff like the ability to sing huh ?
4. Posted by tripmaster on September 6, 2006 8:31 AM
What's amazing is that if people like her and Paris had to actually write their own music, they might not think taking the occasional crap on a treble clef was the artistic process.
Did I just refer to Paris Hilton and Hohan as people? :shudder:
5. Posted by CelebSlam.com on September 6, 2006 8:32 AM
Lindsay Lohan should do a duet with K-Fed
http://www.celebslam.com
6. Posted by combustion8 on September 6, 2006 8:33 AM
I wish I could punch her in real life, oh well I guess my genitals will have to do... for now.
7. Posted by Devil Is Chrome on September 6, 2006 8:35 AM
As a female musician, I am highly offended by the second picture.
She’s living in the fucking Chateau Marmont but can’t afford a guitar that isn’t a piece of crap? Come on Lindsay, at least find a Gibson, Les Paul or Fender to play dress up with!
8. Posted by htherlee on September 6, 2006 8:35 AM
I'm surprised she's not in a bikini.
9. Posted by Angry Ferret Jones on September 6, 2006 8:37 AM
Two word that should never be in the same sentence together: 'Lohan' and 'Music.'
I hate these wanna-be musicians. Check out my hook while the DJ revolves it: http://angry-ferret.blogspot.com/2006/08/chinese-food-makes-me-sick_21.html
10. Posted by dupababy on September 6, 2006 8:37 AM
and she's really serious about her breast health too!!!
http://www.stingybitches.com/stardumb.html
11. Posted by Oh Really Now? on September 6, 2006 8:39 AM
I.....don't get it. What is wrong with this girl? She looked more like a "rock star" when she was in Freaky Friday.
12. Posted by Soar101 on September 6, 2006 8:40 AM
P'shah. Who uses a corded microphone anymore?
13. Posted by memememe on September 6, 2006 8:43 AM
That's just a really old photoshoot.
That was by far the least funny thing I've seen here.
14. Posted by Dina Giolitto on September 6, 2006 8:45 AM
What's she singing? Wild About Harry?
(oh god I crack me up)
15. Posted by roflynsolo on September 6, 2006 8:50 AM
Lindsay looks better when she covers most of her skin up. She looks like she doesn't bathe when she is uncovered.
16. Posted by chubbs on September 6, 2006 8:56 AM
what no 2 piece bathing suit? she looks out of place without the freckle skin showing
17. Posted by jrzmommy on September 6, 2006 8:57 AM
I wish she would have leaned back and fallen out of that window. and then after she landed safely on top of a hedge, the guitar would have fallen out of the same window and impaled her.
18. Posted by RichPort on September 6, 2006 9:08 AM
She's still alive? I could have sworn I heard she got shot filming the new Booby Kennedy movie, not because it's historically accurate, just because someone thought it would be funny. Her freckles look like blood splatter from a murder scene anyway, so it would be appropiate.
19. Posted by Italian Stallion on September 6, 2006 9:12 AM
Lindsay and Paris should do an album together. I would actually buy a couple thousand. I hear it's gonna be a cold winter, and I need something to burn..........
20. Posted by perfect_stain on September 6, 2006 10:01 AM
To the poster of #7 (Devil is Chrome), I don't think anyone said it better than Kurt Cobain regarding the quality of guitars/amps, etc, "Junk is best."
I always thought it was the person playing the guitar, not the guitar playing the person. That being said, Lohan should stick to bad teen movies until she is too smoked out to do so. Music should be left to, um, musicians. Yeah.
21. Posted by Spindoc on September 6, 2006 10:06 AM
Her CD's didn't sell, and her record company was indicted for a payola scheme that involved paying DJ's to spin her songs to get them listed in the top ten, even though they were'n't selling...yeah, she's a musician.
22. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on September 6, 2006 10:52 AM
I hear she's really adept at playing the skin flute. And her current boyfriend is schooling her in rusty trombone.
23. Posted by Devil Is Chrome on September 6, 2006 10:57 AM
#20) Kurt Cobain didn't know sh*t either.
24. Posted by JohnniePolo on September 6, 2006 11:22 AM
#23) Kurt Cobain didn't know sh*t either.
He knows what shotgun shells taste like.
25. Posted by RichPort on September 6, 2006 11:28 AM
#24 - Yea, but only for like a split second.
26. Posted by LaLohan on September 6, 2006 11:33 AM
Her music is quite amazing actually.
27. Posted by jrzmommy on September 6, 2006 11:44 AM
26--by "amazing" you do mean as in you can't believe how much it sounds like an alley cat in heat? Amazing as in "I've never heard anything so stark-raving bad before in my life?"
28. Posted by LaLohan on September 6, 2006 11:56 AM
Nope, amazing as in, "this is some of the best music ever created". Yup...that's what I mean.
29. Posted by jrzmommy on September 6, 2006 12:05 PM
Oh. Well then, I find you amazing. As in, I've-never-heard-anything-so-fucking- ridiculous-and-unbelievable-in-my-whole-life-I-think-you-need-to-get-your-hearing-checked amazing.
30. Posted by commissioner on September 6, 2006 1:08 PM
Did I really read "her music is quite amazing", or do I need to get that MRI of my noggin done sooner?
Did someone really say that? Really? I'm so confused.
31. Posted by Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest on September 6, 2006 1:39 PM
Look at that chest! UGH! Fuckin' freckles are so fuckin' unatractive! This broad is by FAR the UGLIEST of all the teeny-bopper stars. I'd take flat-ass Amanda Bynes or totally vertical-bodied Hilary Duff any day. Even though I might feel like a dirty child molestor afterwards for their lack of womanly features.
32. Posted by Dory on September 6, 2006 4:56 PM
I'm also a female musician and I agree with #20... Why do you have to have a big name guitar to be able to look good or play well. One of my guitars is a great Yamaha with a great clean sound and with a good set of strings on it it sounds fantastic.
Kurt Kobain obviously knew more than shit, what highly popular band are you in??? None?? What a surprise well then he obviously knew more than you didn't he!
And Lastly Devil is Chrome how can you possibly be emabarrassed it's obvious in any picture when the person can play by the way they hold the guitar otherwise its easy to see they are faking and just making a fool of themselves not real musicians.
33. Posted by PacificLight on September 7, 2006 1:31 AM
Hey I know that chord... it's called not a fucking chord on open e.
34. Posted by its me on September 7, 2006 6:04 AM
Oh my god.
35. Posted by EazyE on September 7, 2006 6:36 AM
Where did she shop for that outfit, Maurices?
36. Posted by perfect_stain on September 7, 2006 11:19 AM
(#23) I guess I'm just not a brand-whore. It's like saying that a person's painting is beautiful, then asking what brand of paintbrushes they use as if it had anything to do with their intrinsic talent. I'm not defending Hohan, I'm stating a musical fact.
Kurt used anything from Univox (they don't make them anymore) to Mosrite guitars, both of which you might not have heard of. Who knows.
I feel that Kurt did know alot, and it makes you seem like you have something against him that's personal when you make fun of him. I mean he's dead (12 years now) and you seem to think it's funny. I'm sorry you're so cynical to the worth of a human life, or a death. To those of you who think suicide is funny, I'm sure the world has plenty of pity for you. I know I do.
37. Posted by missmaiden on September 7, 2006 12:45 PM
um. sg's rule.
she shouldn't worry about her music career while her fat ass is expanding at this exponential rate. oh my god, she's a heffer. Really, she shouldn't swallow. Everyone knows Harry's love juice is fattening. Jesus Lohan, go on a friggin diet, you're putting Britney to shame.
fatass.
38. Posted by Fatty_McButterpants on September 15, 2006 1:13 PM
#20 - As a musician for 20 something years I can attest that, "Junk", is not best. It's just affordable when your buying Heroine in Seattle. :D