Jesh, lets just change the name of the site to The Superlohan

Nice ring. Nice bracelets. She's a whore. I give it a month.

And he's sporting a mullet.

Can we all be sick of her now and never speak of her again? Please?

look at those nasty shit stain freckles, the diamond should be big enough to blind all those that look at her.

She has sausage fingers.

9 Lohan stories in the past 5 pages...

Does anyone else smell divorce on the horizon, or is that just more rank snatch?

He has that 'I just got caught fucking my couch' look on his face.

hopeless.

I prefer when she's showing off her cunt.

That obviously came out of a cereal box

http://www.celebslam.com

He looks like Jason London's slightly retarded cousin.

Now all she needs is a carni-trailer and a crystal ball so she can be the worlds fugliest fortune-telling gypsy.

Accessorize a little more you fucking gypsy-ass-slut-bag-whore-bush-stinky-slut-fuck-dumb-ass-cock-chewing-gutter-slut!!!!

I FUCKING HATE YOU! DIE DIE DIE!

Did I mention dumb-ass?

hopeless

I don't need any more proof she is engaged -- it's legit. You know what says it is so??

That smug-ass shit eating "bridezilla grin"!

This beaming lip-gloss-and-Chicklets smirk will radiate triumphantly from the cover of tabloids throughout the whirlind engagement and through to the slightly tacky, overblown ceremony of which we will have a helicopter's eye view-ful.

The groom's look of smiley despair will be equally proportionate throughout said events.

He'll start looking truely happy again in a year after the marriage blows out like a semi's retread while barreling 160 MPH down the interstate. Then the bride's look of downtrodden woe will be proportionate to his new found, strip club hopping, heiress bangin shit eating grin.

And so it goes ....

I was so sure the next picture taken of those two was gonna be harry dick-slapping lohan. I give him props though, that's a pretty impressive CZ.

You can't make a ho a housewife.

23 Hohan blogs in 6 hrs is overkill don't you think?

hollywood vs reality...

way to tell...

which one has people dieing of starvation

...enjoy your visit

Whatever. They'll make big wedding plans. Then it'll all be called off. Paris Hilton will somehow be involved. Lindsay will dye her hair. Someone's cell phone will get hacked. And that's pretty much everything that's going to happen.

She's gonna have like 22 bridesmaids and her mother is going to get butt-wasted and do something fucking classic at the reception! I cannot wait for the Hohans to plan a wedding.

My engagement ring is bigger. He's cheap.

Is it me or does it seem he's too good for her?

Yeah like that will last. Who want's to start a pool on when it will end?

I think they need pre-marital counseling with Dr. Phil.

Man, that would make for great ratings during sweeps!

they're both americans...#

there's very little hope...

Casarse?

Lindsay?

NOO!

no lo creo, lindsay es muy joven para casarse ademas ella no creo que quiera casarse igual es un simple añillo que le regalo nada más ^^

Alberto,

me no nintendo!!!

betcha anything it came with the sparkly bracelets--loaners for sure.
a big ol RUSE.
You know they didn't think of it on their own, but look, it worked--everyone believes someone would marry her---come on people.

PLEASE NO MORE HO-HAN!!!! I can't take it anymore.

See girls, some guys DO buy the cow.

Let's see, she's not drunk/stoned, she's not flashing body parts, she's not wearing a bikini, and she doesn't appear 90 pounds underweight. Wow, our little whore's growing up!!!

The only thing I'm engaged to is cocaine baby! Yeah!!

Who in the heck is Harry Morton and furthermore,why do I care?

bigponie !

I don't speak english

i just speak spanish catalan and french

Sorry

#30

Oralei, homes!!!

As someone observed yesterday, Hollywood is high school....I would add, with money.

And this prom picture features two of the "C" crowd; you know, that guy that no one likes but the teachers pass him because his daddy's a big shot, meanwhile he gets his ass kicked on the playground. And his g/f, the white trash skank who's slept with the entire basketball team and can't believe that she's hooked up with Prince Charming, but he's just looking for some easy pussy and is going to dump her as soon as someone else comes along.

Osama Bin Laden will become president of the U.S. before these two 'tards get married.

#31

add my e-mail if you want :

the.book.of.shadows@hotmail.com

Asin nous pourrons parler

He so knocked her up! ;)

I need to go off subject here, but the picture of the ring reminded me of how much I dislike the diamond industry...

They are pretty rocks that look just like Cubic Zirconias and are made expensive just so greedy people can make money... they really don't have that kind of value.

However, the realy reason I refuse to buy them is the fact that many of them are actually causing harm to children.

Hopefully her fiance made sure to buy a "conflict free diamond" for her considering that the marriage will most likely last for five minutes and I would hate to think that someone was harmed or died for that ring.

http://www.amnestyusa.org/diamonds/index.do

#34 no way...everyone just saw her grocery receipt a couple of weeks ago where she bought rubbers. I mean, why would she buy rubbers if she was already (or on her way to getting) pregnant?

I mean, celebrities will only go so low...surely no celebrity would ever FAKE A PREGNANCY!!!

16. & 22. Herbie I've said it b4 and I'll say it again... I think I love you... better frog than Kermit that's for sure.

Albert - bonjour etc - i don't speak spanish catalan and french. Sorry

Don't give out personal details like email - there's nasty trolls on here! - pls someone translate that 4 me.

Im sorry :(

no lo sbaia T.T

#38

#37 is correct, there is a person in here (HWMNBN) infiltrated typekey and pissed of all the kwel kids.

Albert? is french ok?

N'écrivez pas les choses personnelles comme l'email. mauvaises personnes autour

Spanish? No escriba las cosas personales como el email. mala gente alrededor

now translate in xenu

I can't wait for Lindsey to go full on Britney on that guy, and baloon up to 300 pounds.

42. "You will all worship the cock. Bow your head before the phallus. It is your friend. That's right - stroke it - it wants to make you happy - but not in gay way cos that's wrong - wrong I tell you, wrong! hahhahhahhhahhah..."

Sorry, my Scientology is a little rusty.

I don't actually find her ugly despite everyone elses comments shes not bad but he on the other hand is ANYTHING but hot. I mean for starters WHO THE HELL SLICKS THEIR HAIR BACK... he would look so much better if he had it shaggy like in those boring beach pictures... in fact that would have looked cool with a suit but this. Ew, I have never even seen a proper picture of him till this one and I'm really not that impressed.

Does anyone else thinks he looks like her mother?? Creepy!

I remember there was a time when i used to visit superfish everyday with the knowlege i would get a good laugh from the stories and the comments made by the good people who post here, and now the time has come where i visit superfish and see nothing but this spotted cuntfart's ugly mug. /sniffle

What's this world comming to - lets bash someone else

This chick could stick coal in her firecrotch and make her own diamonds.

Does he realize how frekly their kids would be?

OK ENOUGH OF LINDSEY LOHAN! like really now! what the hell is so cool about this disney star turned whore! she has been in like what 3 movies? and they were disney. she's such a slut! and UGLY i just dont get it. noone cares about her dumbass

Is it just me or does this guy remind you of Federline?

what is that diamond doing on my grandpas hand?
even her hands are ugly.

nevermind 30, this bimbo will hit the wall by 25.

Lindsay getting married??? SO!!!!

Lindsay getting married??? SO!!!!