Wow, she can kick pretty high.

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Doesn't she know you're not supposed to smoke if you have a broken bone? It impedes healing.

Crack is whack Lindsay.

high as a kite

Lohan is a publicity whore but she's doing. I will give her that. Drunk or railed up, lol, she is some what smart. Three brain cells is all that is required in the Lohan family. Paris is still at one.

for what she's doing* - typo

oh its ok everybody--shes just dancing to 'cocain'

the truth is that she is not using her high kicks to fend off evil invisibles.. she's using the air that swooshes from between her legs when she does those high kicks to destroy anything within a ten mile radius..

She's fightin bravely against the cooties that are trying to fly to her cooter.

Like flies to shit. The attraction works the same.

That sixth picture of her standing on one curved leg is sooooo funny...she looks like a lamb chop hahahaha

LMAO!!! Wow...reminds me of when I was like 5 and I used to take my walkman outside and listen to Madonna and sing along and get really embarrassed when I'd turn around and see one of my neighbors standing in their yard. Only it's really sad for Lindsay, cuz she's 20.

Someone told her high karate kicks, get's rid of crabs..........

That and she's obviously all coked up.........

Break a leg Lohan.........

Did she have this with her?

http://www.sybarites.org/2006/09/15/minox-dc1011-carat-gold-plated-digital-camera/

#1--Her mom was a showgirl, must be genetic.

I wish the paparazzi would have caught her doing karate CHOPS with that busted up arm and then nailed the bitch for fraud!

Anyway, this one is months from a Margot Kidder Moment.

I think it's quite endearing!

I always go to a well lit parking lot teeming with photogs when I need to be alone. What's the problem with that?

#15. You don't say? {{refined Grey Pupon voice}}

Funny, I don't see her Hattori Hanzo sword............

Cocaine my ass-she'd still be holed up in a booth, chewing through her cheeks and yapping her speckled head off.
That's pure MDMA-induced joy-kicking.

Cocaine is a helluva drug

CROTCH ON FIRE!! CROTCH ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!

Yeah, but can she break a board with her head?

Ferret, Angry Ferret... come out, come out where ever you are??

The real Dancing Queen is 'Abba'.

She learned her moves from Fergie's ex-boyfriend.

That's the Fire Crotch Dance. It's pretty underground as of now and not everyone can do it as it requires skill, balance and a continuos burning 600 degree fire in your crotch region.

She's just trying to stay limber. Some (un)lucky guy is getting some tonight.

looks like she's trying to work a kink out of her bald vagina...

firecrotch of fury

In Every Generation a slayer is born

Fish, can you please post another cooch shot? It's Friday, and I need a little pink to get me through the weekend. Or, in Lindsey's case, a little greenish-pink.

New post is up bitches.

Freaky Friday

http://myspace.com/ihateperezhilton

Judo-CHOP!

She's practicing for her future....if she is in one more movie that bombs the only way she'll get another part is by throwing her legs over her head.

Dumb bitch, with all this talk about global warming, keep your fucking fire crotch closed.

I always dance around at night, outside, in the parking lot, when I stay at hotels. Glad to see the trend is catching on.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

Where's a pirate when you need one. Talk about a showdown!

http://www.celebslam.com

She's just flexing for her next movie: Herbie's Vagina: Fully Loaded. Nothing to see here.

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that's the way she farts, she has to raise her legs in order to release all the gas.

And there is a fine line between Justice and Fury that half of Hollywood has now walked...

And by "walked" I mean injected with man sauce...

great sequence...

1. i can resist the wind of change

2. in fact i can see you hiding up there, amongst the shrubs and bush's

3. bugger... that itch just gets worse and worse, lift that leg hun and let's give that a scratch

4. ooo that's better, i could do a riverdance impression... thats how good i feels

5. oh, that might have been a scab coming off, let me try again with the other leg...

6. oh yes... thats *so* much better, thank gpd for that creme.

7. fuck... didn't notice that thing in the corner before... is it a vw wrapped in cooking foil?

8. no couldn't be. must be the drugs, try spinning around a few times, let's see how that...

9. hang on, is that a fucking camera?

10. oh hang on... dont drive away... let me give you my autograpg :)

This is sad, we really need new celebrities or something. Copy/Paste from other sites must be fun.

Stalk me at least I'll be funny AND flash some privates.

It's called Angel Dust, and it's a pity she's not experiencing its magic while on a high rise rooftop or her little karate-inspired routine might end with a ten story swan dive onto pavement, a la Art Linkletter's daughter.

Stop, drop, and roll doesn't exactly work for vaginas. She has to cool it down somehow.

I want whatever she's on. I really, really, really do.

I think she's either practicing to be Street Fighter's Chun Li, or the pink ranger in the new Power Rangers movie.

...oh, my bad. neither of those is in production.

"cocaine is a hell of a drug."

It's not the cast that they recognized - it was the sickening, plunger-working-on-a-hairball sound of her twat popping open with every leg kick.

One two three kick SPLORT.

/With Ferret-hyphenated goodness.

Check out the video on TMZ. The guy videotaping says "Hi Lindsay" and she sorta hunches down and starts coming toward the camera then she starts to wander aimlessly again.

This really is the beginning of the end for her. If Harry did break up with her, I see an overdose or slashed wrists in the near future.

heard you err "split" from whatdjumecallit

...so single again

hey babe :)

Linsday Lohan = afterbirth of a mongolian grudgefuck. May a disease infested Yak drag its gonads through her soup!

#47 - I love it when the Amish post.... Keep bringing us more of your humble wisdom....

LMAO (Yak gonads...)

I was just doing the same thing!! Only I stayed in pose Row no 1, Pic On Right, for like, 23 minutes. It was awesome.

xo
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This makes me wonder how boring she must be when she’s sober

yeah, doing a shit load of drugs will make you do weird stuff.

Ill have what she's having.

so... yo chief...

that's two portions
of whatever
no 52 is having

thanks :)

This is your brain on drugs...any questions?

playing to the paparazzi again...

It would appear that she's practicing her Monty Python super silly walk. I do believe she may earn a grant for that walk from the ministry.

...we understand the new
...acceptance speech
...goes like

"fuck off and die"

babe ! get a grip

you must know someone useful