I'll hit that

We couldn't live with out at least one Lohan thread a day!!!

What the fuck is she wearing? I mean, how is that even remotely stylish? Ed Grimley shorts up to her neck, "shirt" 200 sizes too big for her, that fucking hat, them leprechaun looking shoes.

Yeah... I always think about going out of the house like that. Oh, wait, no, I have some decency.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

FAKE!
That's all I'm going to say, and I'll say it again.

FAKE!

#5 - the boobs or the photo? : )

Booobies

If I didn't know any better, that's micheal jackson, his transformation is now complete. Now he's truly "bad"

I think LL has a very advanced case of "Hey Look at Me" syndrome. The poor thing.

Luckily, I have the right medication.

Right here. In my pants.

Please.

i think there needs to be an official limit on paris hilton and lindsey lohan posts..may i suggest 3 per week each? this gives you plenty of useless information and incentive to stalk other more important celebrities. of course you should go over the limit in an emergency..like when doctors discover a new incurable strain of gonnorhea in paris's asshole or when lindsey reveals she is actually only 17 and every actor in hollywood is charged with rape.

"The milk's gone bad, Charlie Murphy!"

#9- I totally agree. See that little smirk on her face? UGH! Can someone slap some sense into her! Better yet, someone back-hand some fashion into her. Yes, that'll do quite nicely.

If I could take a moment to be vulgar (suprise), is that the worlds longest tampon string on her right calf? Holy crap!

Dear Lindsay,
You are NOT, repeat, NOT Kate Moss so please stop trying. And harness in those fake boobies. Next stop of the Hohan train is Playboyland!

you would think that after all the cazillion hours of plasticfication she's had her freaking boobage would stay up.. this is skank to the skankiest and she is whoreable.. maybe hairy m. likes this kind of peekaboo shit but really, she needs to cover it up when she steps out the door because the rest of us have got our lunches that we are trying really hard to keep down..

E! is overdue for a True Hollywood Story.

http://www.celebslam.com

If she went into a dead sprint, those 'saggers' would kick the living fuck out of her.

@9 Angry Ferret: You are the mother-fucking Guns of Navarone!!

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Hopeless

She's apparently given up on ProActiv as well.

That is the last time I will bring that up. I think.

Hopeless

she looks like a walking tampon.

Man, it's the same news with this chick. Bikinis, nip slip, tacky clothes, nip slip, bikinis, nip slip, Hairy Harry, nip slip.

Come on Linds give us something new. At least Paris gets into trouble with the law from time to time.

Hopeless ya cocksucker, if you haven't already, read post #22 on the Leonardo Dicaprio thread!

she looks like she just walked out of Boy George's closet.. minus teh color.. cuz she does sorta look like him.. in a way lol

those are just some ugly ass mothafuckin shoes lol

Hopeless_
P.S. It does me heart good to see you're still linking Spanks.

Hopeless--I'll click on the link only if you promise me it's not lewd because my company turns into a jealous fat wife whose husband surfs the net for porn when someone goes to the forbidden zone...

This isn't the forbidden zone?

I was going to wear that very same outfit today. But, since I am the boss, I need to set an example and not carry ugly purses to the office.

P.S. My tits would like amazing in that top.

she looks 60 from the waist down

#8, I thought the same thing about the whole Michael Jackson look! What is that? Who dresses this girl? Obviously she dresses herself. And the hat w/the feather? WTF???

BARF! I want the old Lindsay back. The one that doesn't come with the herpes and the coke.

http://www.edquartersaudio.com

How Hohanish can she get! Is there no bottom? And yes....I'd hit that...twice!

I always thought she had fake boobs, but do fake boobs sag like that?

Rich--no dude, I mean like porn and shit.

Hohan looks like Sinatra and that Ricola yodeling mother fucker had a baby.

What's with the fugly black jazz shoes? Did she just come off the set of her new upcoming musical, "My Fair Herpes"?

White legs + black shoes = yuck

Could you please stop harassing my beloved Sarah Jean? She meant you no harm.

34--No I believe she's starring in All That Jizz

jrz: It's just a blog-site. It's not porn. You are going to love it.

Hopeless

Just click it.

gee, i wish my boobs hung down to my knee caps.

Do we dare click on his name?? If we do, will we be like, zapped into the 12th dimension or some shit?

Um..it is just me or are her nipples pointing in completely different directions? .. I'm scared..somebody hold me..

Hopeless--some random fuck just walked by my office and asked if I always laugh at my computer. Said he heard me down the hall. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

who is the garbage loving wood nymph? Is that her?

That's beautiful. He does look a lot like the guy who played the Wizard. The cup on the dog's head is great.

My post in #39 was in reference to the name in blue in post 35.

She makes the people on the Springer show look well-dressed.

I don't care what anyone says....she has beautiful tits.

jrz:

It says, "blah, blah, blah".

In summary, at the very bottom, "blah, blah, blah . . . . there is nothing you can do about "cyber-harassment".

It's not illegal to make fun of someone. It's also not illegal to be stupid, which explains why Sarah Jean the firecrotch is still wandering among us.

she's wearing pasties, you can see them.

@41

I like the car in the garbage pics. Was she channeling Tawny Kitaen? I always wanted to roll around on a dirty 1978 Chevy Impala.

Blech.

peter pan called he wants his virginity back

I'm sorry but those boobs can't be fake! They're way too saggy! I though Drew Barrymore was bad but jesus... You'd think with all her money she'd be able to buy gorgeous lingerie!! What's wrong with these people?

She doesn't even have the kind of tits you can get away with going braless with. Only chicks with small tits can pull that off. I really don't think there's anyone in Hollywood quite as annoying. Even Paris is looking better and better every day in comparison. Someone needs to chop this bitch's fucking head off.

Hey #11: "Hmm, Hmm, I wish I had an extra pair of hands... so I could give these titties 4 thumbs down!"

Ha ha, nice boob job, Lohan. You look like Kitty from Arrested Development.

i fucked peter pan and all i got was this lousy hat

You people just don't understand! Underwear adds four ounces to her body, and that makes her look hippy.

http://www.reidaboutit.com

That's not Lindsay Lohan. That's Ann Coulter with dyed hair, freckles, and breast implants.

I love the little white pasties she is wearing underneath so he nips don't show. See, she really does have klass after all!

is it just me...or does she have lopsided nipples?

If anyone thinks that her boobs must be real because they're sagging -- fake boobs sag too, people! Just look at Tara Reid's titties, and Britney's.

Say what you want about this ugly ass hag but at least she has real tits. Now, now, now. Don't try to tell me they are fake! I'm an ass and leg man myself but I know a pair of real titties when I see 'em.

Let's say it together people....OVEREXPOSED!!!

The way she's aging I'm reminded of the scene from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom where the Nazi drinks from the wrong chalice, only slowed down ever so slightly.
Ha ha, Lindsay, you chose... poorly.

Now smell my finger.

Before the year is out I predict a) her pap smear, b) an x-ray of her pelvis and/or c) a blurry absolutely unidentifiable smudge of a youtube clip which will be purportrated to be her fucking someone. At all three you folks will masturbate then post venom for her out of shame.

#61 you know what the really irritating thing is about prognosticators?

They never know how to fucking keep their predictions to themselves-- especially when I'm trying to dump the contents of my coinpurse onto my keyboard.

Go stop the haters on Nostradamusblog.com, and quit farting in my phonebooth.

couldn't she have gotten attractive leg implants instead.

@ #17 I just pissed my little pink hearted thong.

I love sarah jean ballard, that little chihuahua cooch licking whore.

-G

johnny depp wants his hat back

Jesus Christ, enough Lindsay Lohan. Im so ridiculously sick of this girl i want to puke. She isnt even attractive. Her tits are more fake than the beef at Mcdonalds. Someone tie a bag around her head with holes in it for site only.

i am getting really sick of lindsay lohan. i come on here everyday. and some more bull shit lindsay shit is up.

sick and tired of this girl. other people manage to stay out of the light . what the fuck is wrong with this girl.

i seriuosly can't take it anymore.

i am begging no more lindsay lohan.

and i am sick of her dressing "classy" when she is trash. she is ruining my psyche

Those are the nastiest looking tits and legs I have ever seen! It's really sad that this bitch is only what, 20? She looks like a 45 year old who is desperately trying to be "hip". From now on, Hohan should ALWAYS cover up from neck to ankles, preferably in a baggy burlap sack. Nobody should EVER have to see something that horrible again. And she's got a boyfriend? Who the fuck would want that nasty, diseased, dried-up freckled whore? And you just KNOW that he's going to be shocked when his cock has pus-filled blisters on it, and he's pissing blood and green slime....idiots. Yech.

I had a top like that and it dropped off the shoulders so unless you had a strapless bra it was fine to go without one.

Problem was that in normal lighting you could not see through it, but when it was bright you could.

Getting dressed in the morning inside I did not see this. Made the mistake once and can assure you it did not happen again. LOL I walked around with my arms in front of my nips for the rest of the day.

Celebs have to know about this because they have bright flash lighting up their clothes all the time, so I figure they must be pretty daring and like flashing people.

Now, am I disgusted? Hell no, I think nudity is great! I say go for it if you have the courage and a body to flaunt!

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

Thanks! I could have lived the rest of my life without seeing Lindsay's freckled nips.

Hmm...horrible body, horrible skin, horrible personality, work ethic, attitude, existence....

Why are we paying attention to her again?

You know what's pretty cool? I just rearranged the letters of "LINDSAY LOHAN" and amazingly, they rearrange to spell out "UNPROFESSIONAL WHORE Z"

It was unbelievable! Sure, there was an extra letter Z that I had to place at the end, but still, pretty amazing!

What the fosse is this crazy freakshow wearing?
She looks like Mr. Peanut.

www.whatthesha.com

Weird story.

I stopped trying not to cum on the faces of women I meet on the street. Now, I just shoot my load at their eyes and run. After telling the girls I love them like a priest. That always slows them down while they wipe jizz out of the cornea.

I guess she figures since she paid for those boobies she's got to show em off

74: trannygranny
You are actually pleased with yourself about that post? Myself, I would have sat back, thought a little more into it, and then typed.
We're all different I guess.

God, she's always wearing the fugliest shoes...

Tranny Granny rules... sick and wrong, just the way it should be.

RE Lohan: I'm too tired to come up with yet another way of saying what a sad mess she is. Why is she determined to dress as badly as possible? Is she trying to win a bet, or a contest? The Shittiest Wardrobe in Hollywood 2006 Awards? We give up. You win, Lindsay. Now take your award and go home and put some clothes on. Damn.

She doesn't realize how sad she is. Does she thinks Meryl Streep did this sort of thing, too? (No.) And she thinks she's like Meryl.....

Crowners are tiny, but she's rich. With a double condom, I guess I'd hit it.

See the stupid smirks on her face? She knows what she's doing... what a whore-bag.

That smirk is bugging me too.

So much easier to snoot some coke for that "I'm the fuckin best" misconception, rather than unskank yourself with fake tan and a bra. If the fake tan and bra weren't cheaper, I might try it myself. Be out the house quicker in the morning. But no! I wouldn't bother getting to work on time because I'd think I was too good to bother, right Lindsey?

32 - I was thinking the same thing. If her boobs are fake and sagging like that, she may want to get a refund. More money to spend on bad fitting bikinis and Marlboros. Hooray!

#74 - I agree, giving a chick the Zombie is the best compliment you can pay them. #76, if you thought Tranny's post sucked, why the hell didn't you come up with something even close to funny? Glass house idiot.

In the third image, the woman in the bg looks like they were both binging for the night. Glossy and pie eyed.

I also agree with Poster # 81. She is not a dumbass. She knows wtf she is doing for sure. Even when she gets wasted and goes public. She is still useless though.

Shaun

Doesn't she know that underwear is fun to wear!!??

I don't think I've ever seen a more unflattering outfit on a person and I know there are other things that are blatantly wrong with what she's wearing but, a brown bag with black shoes and a black hat? Someone call the fashion police.

I'd donkey punch that.

...assumed she was saying
...thanks to the paps
...for getting her
...bag back

anyway... meanwhile in other news...

linds being linds :)) ...

2006-09-12 12:39:16 - The 'Mean Girls' star and her lover Harry Morton were invited to swanky English manor Cliveden House where they spent the evening in a tent set up by trendy London club Boujis.
Lindsay, 20, left Harry fuming after spending the entire night glued to DJ Sam Young.
One guest said: "She was all over him like a rash." Boyfriend Harry, the 25-year-old heir to the Hard Rock Café chain, told Lindsay she "was not paying him enough attention" to which she replied he should "stop being so insecure".
Another guest told Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "Once they got in the Boujis tent, Lindsay made a beeline for Sam.
"She soon got carried away and she and Sam ended up DJing together. Then she began stroking his back and being really playful. At one stage, they even swapped numbers! "Harry kept trying to drag her away. In the end Lindsay got so fed up with him she went out to the balcony, had a blazing row and gave him a mouthful - then she went back to flirting with Sam." Wild child Lindsay was recently reprimanded by film producers for partying too hard, and her family were said to be delighted she had found love with Harry, as he has had a calming influence on her.

she's a hoooooooooooooooooohan. are those supposed to look real?

She is one ugly chick, and just think shes only 20 years old or something like that.

She is one ugly chick, and just think shes only 20 years old or something like that.

omg we give up...

http://metadish.com/news/lindsay-lohan/lindsay-lohan-shows-off-her-hooha.php

btw...

been to cliveden and its not swanky
...something similar sounding... a homonym maybe?

oh and we have that same nappa grey leather, but the perforated one with a/c.

nice orange jacket btw...

oh fuck it...

get your act together you wh***

Lindsay is a silly tit.

She should wear this to court...

See court docs:
http://cdn.digitalcity.com/tmz_documents/lohan_docs.pdf

She should wear this to court...

See court docs:
http://cdn.digitalcity.com/tmz_documents/lohan_docs.pdf

Time to bring back pointy bras!

So you could see her nipples through her blouse/shirt/kilt-what ever. SO FUCKING WHAT????? Never been to a topless beach before??? Never seen a nipple in real life? Are you, INDEED, that SAD? Let educate you, nipples are those fleshy stumps on your torso, women have them to feed babies, men think women have them so they could turn it around like they are trying to receive a signal from outer space or something, in the naﶥ hope to satisfy the girl. Girls freaking hate it and think of turning the guys dicks around and around till it turns purple and falls off. So, nothing to get too excited about, really.

If you people have such a problem with lindsay lohan's boob pic's then DON'T LOOK FOR THEM! Lindsay will always have pics like that online because she's a hoochy momma! The girl don't have one outfit that doesn't have half her tits hanging out! Have some respect for yourselves GIRLS!