I wonder if they found coke in this bag too

first bitches!

Fuck.

ah well...Lets talk about my bag now...

If the bag is returned with only the coke and ecstasy that's cool.

It's so good to see a witless skinjob like Ms.Hoohum wandering about the streets with a million bucks worth of loot in her purse....Yeah...right...

I think there was a misprint. She lost her 'fag' not her bag. She lost track of Corky and got scared that he's be checked in the luggage with the rest of the animals and pets traveling onboard.

See what happens when you wander around all high? You forget where you put shit. Like the time me and my sister smoked a little bit of the shit that killed Bruce Lee and we came in that night and put our shit down on the kitchen counter and went to bed and the next thing we know our mom is screaming in the kitchen at 7:00 am and lo and behold lined up on the counter is purse #1, purse #2, car keys and big old 1/4 ounce bag of the earth's finest......wait, what were we talking about?

So she left it in the shitter after pulling a couple of rails off the seat... I always do that.

great. now I can sleep at night

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OBVIOUSLY an airport employee stole it and the airline is simply covering their ass as to not tarnish their name!!!! DUHHHHH

ah...guess i was confused...when i heard lohan's bag had been returned i just assumed that meant her mom was visiting...my bad...

So now that she has retreived her bag (which, she either originally THOUGHT was an orange Hermes bag -- and really it was a black quilted purse -- and in her post-grope stupor couldn't tell the difference -- or else she claimed the first designer purse to be thrown her way)is LIndsay going Oktoberfesting? What's with the felt hat with the feather? And photo one looks like her lit-up attempt at the chicken dance...

Shove her skanky ugly ass in the bag, add some cement, lock it and toss it deep in the ocean. Die Blowhan, DIEEEEE!!

I bet it's her mother that leaks all of her personal biz to the tabloids. I bet it was her mom who stole her bag, but then realized she couldn't fence the jewelry so she dumped it.

Thats not a Birkin, it looks more like a Chanel.

BTW she should get the Fendi spy bag it has secret compartments for valuables.

http://www.sybarites.org/2006/05/14/fendi-embroidered-denim-spy-bag/

I was right, the jewelry was borrowed, not her own. Bet you she was really worried she might have to actually pay for something!

What is with the hat and huge sunglasses... is that supposed to be a way to get around incognito?

I hate to break it to ya celebs, but when you look like this it becomes more evident that you are either a celebrity or a criminal. Either way it looks like a five year old hiding behind a glass door saying betcha can't find me, I am hiding!

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What's going on with those gladiator sandals?

seriously..the whore did NOT have anything in that bag that was worth 1 million dollars. she can barely afford to wipe her ass with actual toilet paper..let alone own anything totaling 1 million dollars.

why oh why didn't the person who found the purse pour some heavy duty industrial oil in it, or better yet stick a makeshift bomb in there.

If only someone took in a dump in it, that would be priceless.

They've recovered her missing herpes bag?

I wonder how annoying she is to travel with? Imagine having to take a trans-Atlantic flight with her? Jesus. I imagine all she does is talk about herself and complain to the flight attendants.

Well wouldn't that just figure...

I actually feel bad for her though. I heard her asthma meds were in the bag. I have asthma and I know the panic you go through whenever you lose or misplace the very thing you know will keep you alive.

If she's so worried about her asthma then why the fuck does she suck on Marlboros like they're mother's milk?

She needs to open her fucking eyes and look a little harder when she misplaces something, instead of instantly blaming someone else for her own fuck ups. Just another example of people not taking responsibility for anything they do. Fucking celebrity waste of space and oxygen. Fuck 'em all. This kind of shit is exactly why I rarely go to the movies anymore. Why should I pay money to support these brainless fuckers? I feel only slightly better now. Thanks for listening.

I almost didn't recognize her with all the clothes and whatnot

If she can't keep up with all her personal crap maybe she needs to stick to $12.95 purses from Target.

So basically, you can fit roughly a million dollars worth of blow and a bracelet in a Birkin bag? That knowledge may come in handy sone day...

Child Star + Everything handed to her on a silver platter + Cocaine + Dina Lohan + Terrible Fashion sense + Raging Case of Herpsyphigonoraids = Lindsey Lohan.

Oops, paronnez-moi

LinsdAy Lohan

Fuck, PARDONNEZ-moi

Well, that's it, my day is ruined.

I'm off to drink now.

Am I a bad person because I seriously enjoyed the photos of her crying? Ok, didn't think so.

Maybe she'll think twice about bringing millions of dollars of jewelry around with her... Then again, probably not.

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#25- you always seems to draw a BWAHAHAHAHAH out of me!!!!!!! Oh how I love this site!

Look at the swollen area underneath her nose, especially in that first pic. It's red and puffy and has coke whore written all over it.

I can SMELL her through my computer. Now I'm going to have to spend the rest of the day cleaning just to get the smell of wretched ass out of my house.

Fine, I admit it. I was in Heathrow and I stole the fucking bag. This bitch has been buying all of my dealer's stash for too fucking long now and something HAD to be done, so I opened the zipper and just shoved my whole fucking head in. After running around like a mouse hopped up on crack-laden espresso for about 30 minutes, I forgot where I put the damn bag. I looked a bit like a mime and people started throwing me change. No shit.

Damn lucky I'm amazed she got anything back. Even if the bag's empty, at least she got the bag back. Those Birkin's start at around 10/15K USD.

http://www.exposay.com/lindsay-lohan/1/c/1418/

Fine, I admit it. I was in Heathrow and I stole the fucking bag. This bitch has been buying all of my dealer's stash for too fucking long now and something HAD to be done, so I opened the zipper and just shoved my whole fucking head in. After running around like a mouse hopped up on crack-laden espresso for about 30 minutes, I forgot where I put the damn bag. I looked a bit like a mime and people started throwing me change. No shit.

Damn. Fucking coke made me so shaky I double posted. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some London money to count...

jrz:

Marlboros are called "breathing treatments" to smokers with asthma.

Someone should steal those ugly-ass shoes and those mother-lovin' leggings. Did that crazy bitch steal my wardrobe from 1987? I swear that outfit looks familiar. (Except I sported a pair of Converse hightops.)

35--It's tought being Rebecca of Sunnybrook Fucking Farms...but if I can turn one frown upside down than I've done my job.

Marlboros...They Ain't Your Father's Nebulizer!!

It's also tough typing tough

42 - Speaking of the 80's, why is Corky dressed like an ad for Footloose? If she had multi-colored hair, she'd be Cindi Lauper, you know, without the talent.

#17, I was thinking the exact same thing! If they REALLY didn't want to be seen wouldn't they just try to blend in? I mean who wouldn't stare at this bitch dressed this way? She looks like a FREAK! Oh yeah and it makes sense that she lost her bag because she looks like a bag lady.

@46

She's "burnin', yearnin' for somebody to . . . "

That jacket is a leather "Members Only". Very rare.

"asthma meds" - read Valtrex. The only thing worth a million in that bag was Lindsay's "pain medication" - read 5 kilos of Peruvian White. She got the bag back after authorities confiscated the "pain meds".

how come they look like they rolled around in a dirty clothes hamper and wore whatever stuck to them?

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Does she just ALWAYS look like shit now?
What's her deal? Strung out? Depressed? Jesus Christ, is life that rough?

Oh yeah, Happy Girl on Girl Friday!
http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com/2006/09/happy-girl-on-girl-friday.html
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Ya'll are so funny I had to join this BLOG.
#8 - u made me spit out the drink of water I had in my mouth with that one!

Who cares about her stupid bag, wtf is she wearing? If I were a handbag and my owner was dressed like that , I'd run away from it too. Yes I referred to her as an "it"

these are the wrong pictures, a hermes birkin bag looks like the one i linked to above, this is just her with a chanel bag. so either she messed up which bag she lost or this is wrong.

Gawd, she looks like shit.

I was beginning to wonder if I'd get my Lindsay fix today.

Why are flat sandals so in right now? They look like complete shit.

oooh, tip for terrorists: buy a hermes bag for your bomb.

we don't like rif-raf like her 'rand 'ere! we'll mug 'er

soo, did she find her Precious inhaler or what ? dont want the poor thing to have spend money for a pretty new one. that would eat into her bikini shopping money.

If Lindsay is trying to win the Worst Dressed Person Who Carries Around a Million Bucks Worth of Shit contest, well, misssion accomplished.

And good to know (to all you purse snatchers, carjackers, muggers, etc. out there) that she carries around really expensive jewelry. So I expect the next post to be "Lindsay Lohan mugged outside airport."

C'mon, criminals, you're letting us down! Get to snatchin'!!!

I really do hope that they didn't return her jewelry or her blow. Even if they can't fence it (and they could) why not just bury it somewhere just to be an asshole? What moron carries that kinda stuff in a handbag then puts it on an unattended luggage cart?

Thank God she got her stuff back. I mean, $1 million? Do you know how long that would take to get back? Probably about a 30 second Pro-Active commercial would do it.

Ever notice how Lindsay No Pants is looking more and more like Heidi Fleiss?

Lindsay Channels Heidi Fleiss

Awww hooray for Lindsay...she got her HerPes bag back!! You'd think she'd have a bit more of a cheerful look on her face...

I'm pretty sure that all the bag had in it was some of Harry's dirty man thongs and a Viking hat. What's up with that fugly face she's making in picture 2? It's almost as bad as those tacky sandals. Almost..

...isn't it nice

...when

everything turns out just fine :)

[cue sunny weather]

...it's almost like she was
..."lucky lindsay lohan" again

LLL not 666
ok

its horrid losing stuff
so...
pleased for you babe

now go do some decent acting

Wow, I haven't seen this outfit since my grandmother went on her cruise!!!

Oh I hate, hate, HATE this whore!! I don't think I have ever wanted to see another person suffer more than Hohan, or anybody who would deserve it more, except for Parasite Herpes Hilton. She's just a spoiled, stupid, no-talent bitch who got lucky because Mommy pushed her so she could live out her failed dreams of stardom through her kid. What infuriates me is that this stupid cunt seems to think that she's really something special when she's just another one of the Hollywood whore brigade. I cannot wait to see her in 10 years on "Where Are They Now", hopefully she will be living in a trailer park in Arkansas, with 5 kids by 5 different fathers, 200+ lbs., horribly scarred from a freak accident involving the deep-fryer at McDonalds, lonely and desperately trying to restart her career by posing for Playboy (but getting rejected), and in the middle of an ongoing lawsuit against her mother for stealing all her money. If we get REALLY lucky, Parasite will be her next door neighbor who is basically in the same situation...if this does indeed come to pass, then I will be able to believe in God, but at this point, with useless whores like these two getting everything handed to them, I cannot believe in God. What a bunch of shit.

#68 i think that we can all see

...that you hate, hate, HATE

and it seems to be tearing you apart

maybe try a little deep breathing
counting to ten [if you can]
thinking of your next macdonasld
...your small life
...your lost aspirations
any pleasure you can get [really]

best of luck ?

Yeah. Not a Birkin. Def a Chanel, which are worth FAR LESS.

what the heck is she wearing

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I thought the pics of Hohan crying were funny too.*jumps on the short bus to hell

Seriously...if I found that bag...it would be gone.gone.gone.

Pretty much like her panties.

What the hell is she wearing. I know about bumming around, but she brings it to a whole new level.

I'm sorry - I wasn't listening to the whole "bag" story. My eyes are fixated on her horrible disgusting shoes. I'm blind!