Sep 6 2006Lindsay Lohan doesn't wear panties
I wasn't sure whether or not I should post this just because I wasn't sure whether or not it was real. The above shot is allegedly Lindsay Lohan arriving at the Venice Film Festival to promote Bobby yesterday and getting off the boat without any panties on to show off her freshly shaved, um, vagina. Which sounds pretty good except that it looks severely Photoshopped and oddly cartoonish. Sort of like what I'd draw in fourth grade if you told me to paint a vagina onto this picture of Lindsay Lohan. Only my version would have a dragon's head and be breathing fire. And maybe in the background there'd be Batman swinging on a rope.
A ton more after the jump, although the one above is the only NSFW questionable one of the bunch. Thanks to everybody who sent this in. You know who you are, you perverts.
UPDATE: A lot of readers are claiming that in the original shot she's wearing pink panties, but until I see them for myself I have no choice but to leave these up with this shocking caption: "Lindsay Lohan flashes her bald coochie in this totally real 100% authentic photograph of realism!"
*UPDATE: It's officially a fake. Here's the original image.
**UPDATE: Turns out this one is real and the version with panties is the fake. A quick check of the EXIF data and the original photo agency confirms it.
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Reader Comments
1. Jedi Kevin - September 6, 2006 8:55 AM
I feel like eating a taco now.
Yo quiero Taco Bell!
2. thatshot - September 6, 2006 8:57 AM
looks like brandon davis was wrong....
3. MelMel - September 6, 2006 8:57 AM
Second nah
4. vainandlovingit - September 6, 2006 8:57 AM
Hooray for SKANKS!!!
5. jrzmommy - September 6, 2006 9:00 AM
she's looking a little protective of that area in a few of the other photos.
it's a shame that pretty dress is wasted on such a slut.
6. al rarow - September 6, 2006 9:01 AM
Looks like she's storing some silver dollars in that ol' saggy coinpurse of hers.
Reminds me of that famed interweb picture of the squirrel with the big, floppy nutsack.
7. enfilade - September 6, 2006 9:04 AM
20,000 different swimsuits, no panties...
http://www.wehateeverybody.com/
8. HollyJ - September 6, 2006 9:07 AM
Um... I think Superwriter missed anatomy and physiology class.
You can't see her VAGINA from that vantage point. Her gtube is INSIDE, people.
That's her vulva. VULVA. Say it with me: VULVA...cuz it's funny to hear people say 'vulva.'
VULVA
9. Italian Stallion - September 6, 2006 9:07 AM
The bitch has balls..........
To see the whole shot go here:
http://www.spankcheeks.blogspot.com/
10. hendero - September 6, 2006 9:11 AM
well, given the progession on the superfish over the past couple of weeks, from side boob to ass grab to boob grab, it only makes sense her pink taco now makes an appearance. Next time I ever need to lose a hard-on, I'll just stare at this pic for 30 seconds
11. RichPort - September 6, 2006 9:12 AM
I thought it was Sharon Stone with that wrinkly neck. I wish I would have left good enough alone and NOT gone to Spanks to see the actual firecrotch. Thanks a fucking lot Stallion...
12. bigponie - September 6, 2006 9:14 AM
thanks alot stallion, i was eating oreo cookies when i clicked on the link, do you know how oreo cookies look like when you spit it out, fucking gross.
13. CelebSlam.com - September 6, 2006 9:14 AM
Skanks for the memories Lindsay
http://www.celebslam.com
14. Angry Ferret Jones - September 6, 2006 9:15 AM
Here is the sad thing, she actually started the day wearing a brand new pair of panties, but they were dissolved by the firey, acid-like fluids that her body generates.
Ew, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
TCLTC
15. Pearly - September 6, 2006 9:16 AM
Is it necessary really for us to have to view every celebs nasty junk? Ugh..Paris was bad enough..now this?
16. Proteon - September 6, 2006 9:20 AM
HA! I've been saying for months that the sole purpose of this site is to inch toward Lohans vagina. All that's left is the pap smear. I expect it before October.
17. Obadiah - September 6, 2006 9:24 AM
All I have to say is that I love Karl Wang. I want to marry Karl Wang. Also, I'm sorry that I had to post this next to a picture of Lindsay Lohan's secret parts. That is all.
18. jonesy - September 6, 2006 9:24 AM
it was a Harry-queef that puffed out the dress. thank got it went back down - you didn't want to see what was going to come out next.
19. HollyJ - September 6, 2006 9:24 AM
9 Italian stallion - thanks for the site... I think... >
Her meat lobes look like haggis.
I HATE when people ruin comfort food for me. =(
20. Italian Stallion - September 6, 2006 9:29 AM
My bad everyone, but if I had to suffer, I figure why not bring you guy's down with me. Told you the bitch had balls, that should have been enough of a clue..............
21. jrzmommy - September 6, 2006 9:34 AM
Did anyone see the post of her recent shopping receipt on socialitelife.com?? Hot Pockets, Trojans, Unisom sleeping pills and a shit load of cold medicine.
http://socialitelife.com/2006/09/05/at_least_shes_playing_safe.php
22. combustion8 - September 6, 2006 9:36 AM
looks sloppy.
23. biatcho - September 6, 2006 9:47 AM
may I have an order of roast beef curtains with genital herpes on the side please?
24. RichPort - September 6, 2006 9:47 AM
She looks like she's wearing a flesh colored pair of Always with wings...
25. tracyp - September 6, 2006 9:50 AM
#14 with you on this one.
#21--did you notice the three other items after? in order: condoms, excedrin, tums, sleeping pills. Did she subconsiously put those up on the belt in that order?? hhhhmmmmm...
26. maiira - September 6, 2006 10:00 AM
Why do I look at this site while eating?
A perfectly good muffin ruined.
Thanks a fucking lot, Stallion.
27. HolisticWisdomcom - September 6, 2006 10:01 AM
Looks like we finally get a glimpse of a firecrotch, so that is what they look like.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
28. Spindoc - September 6, 2006 10:14 AM
That looks like one beat up piece of hamburger.
Seriously, it looks like Tom Cruises ass after bending over his couch and letting the entire NHL use him as their "Party Hole"
29. spatz - September 6, 2006 10:14 AM
i very innocently opened up spankcheeks.com to see what spanks had for us this morning and an UP CLOSE bare shot of linds nutsack was looking right at me. i swear that thing has eyes.
30. FashMags - September 6, 2006 10:30 AM
Photoshopped, and not well.
31. SweetPeazy - September 6, 2006 10:32 AM
Looks like balls to me. Somethin' you wanna tell us, Lindsay?
32. UNWASHEDMASSES - September 6, 2006 10:49 AM
Apparently we now know where her boyfriend got the name of his taco joint. Linds' legs aren't the only part of her anatomy that looks like an old lady's. That clamshell looks like she borrowed it from Betty White.
33. saltpeanuts - September 6, 2006 10:49 AM
Ahhh, there is nothing better in life than a young, tight, freshly shorn vagina staring you in the mouth, unless it is a young, tight, fresh and clean chocolate starfish. Looks tasty. And, according to my doctor, HSV2 transmission from vagina to mouth is relatively low-risk as far as sexual behaviors go, so quenching ones thirst with Lindsay's trim is virtually risk free. So, dine at the Y, and enjoy your meal.
34. happy_bunny - September 6, 2006 10:53 AM
Someone needs to brush up on their photoshopping, because that sucks.
35. edb87 - September 6, 2006 10:58 AM
Fake or not, I think I'm gonna hurl.
http://www.edquartersaudio.com
36. RichPort - September 6, 2006 11:03 AM
#32 - Aaaahhhh... I remember seeing Betty White's juicebox when watching some of the unauthorized outtakes from Golden Girls. Just me, a few candles, some smooth jazz, my DVD remote, a bottle of Jergens, and some Ben Gay for my elbow. Good times man, good times.
37. LL - September 6, 2006 11:20 AM
#36: Betty White is a handsome woman... remember her as the horny chick on Mary Tyler Moore? Ay carumba!
Have not checked out Lindsay's alleged crotch, really don't want to. Seen one, seen 'em all.
I was more surprised than anything that the dress she's wearing is actually pretty. Makes her look a teeny bit preggers, but all in all, not bad. And it's not a bikini, that in itself is amazing. She has decent-looking clothes and can throw them on every once in awhile. She seems to be doing better than Paris right now, sad Paris who can't get into clubs and is forced to hang out with that greaseball.
In fact, in the Paris-Lohan Stakes, I think Lindsay has pulled ahead by a nose.
38. Dr.Rokter - September 6, 2006 11:20 AM
Large orange bush located in the pubic area of the human body. Forest fire crotches are known to occur most often in Ireland and Scotland. quote: "I have a fire crotch and if you mess with me I will burn your fucking face off you fucker." Don't touch that fire crotch...it will burn off your hand,or maybe even your tongue. Caution:
These people have the ability to light cigarettes without the use of an incendiary device purely by placing their crotch in contact with it! I need to scrub my brain with acid and a wire brush now.
39. happy_bunny - September 6, 2006 11:28 AM
#36 - never ever EVER put Ben Gay on your - um - you know - "elbow".
40. babydollz217 - September 6, 2006 11:57 AM
ok adn eff Lindsay Lohan she is such a whore. can someone please arrest her for under age drinking?
41. Tracie - September 6, 2006 12:00 PM
Definitely a photoshop. Her "lips" would actually be parted and stretched a wee bit by the action of raising her leg to step out of the boat. Funny shot nonetheless.
42. shierkahn - September 6, 2006 12:04 PM
Look like Billy Idols lips. When I saw it, in my head I heard "It's a nice day for a White Wedding"
43. Bucksluva - September 6, 2006 12:06 PM
Here is the original photo:
http://serv1.imagehigh.com/view.php?id=3801552_63854_LindsayLohanbusted_123_478lo.jpeg&path=/imgss
44. Adult Underoos - September 6, 2006 12:07 PM
thank you superdooperfish for posting this pic! firecrotches are funny!
i'm going to mail her a pair.. no, a box of my funderpants and ask that she wear them all at once (and put the box on her head)
pop art undies --> http://www.funderpants.com
45. Mike - September 6, 2006 12:12 PM
Holy crap! It looks like she has E.T.'s finger down there between her legs.
46. Nikk The Templar - September 6, 2006 12:47 PM
Once again, Ms. Lohan is rocking the shoes that don't fit.
Way to go, Smokey The Firecrotch.
47. MyWellRehearsedMistake - September 6, 2006 2:53 PM
38. hey Dr, good to see your back from where ever the hell you were (in Peru or somewhere we heard?) stitching people's legs back on and all sorts we were told... bet that doesn't compare in grossness to looking at this skank's firecrotch.
48. cayana - September 6, 2006 7:49 PM
She has weasel teeth.
Check out this pic:
http://thesuperficial.com/2006/09/06/lindsay_lohan_venice_upskirt_flash_04.jpg
:-E
Sorry but her vagina doesn't interest me. It's like, been there, done that.
49. RichPort - September 7, 2006 5:15 AM
#39 - Let's just say that's something you'd never do TWICE... damn you Betty White, damn you to hell!!!
50. Ms. Sass - September 7, 2006 7:42 AM
Aren't freckles a sign of cancer?
51. upskirtr - September 7, 2006 11:00 AM
even though they are faked, it made a quite astonishing buzz around the net ;-)
52. v1cious - September 7, 2006 4:01 PM
ok so now there's speculation. that this is a coverup, and that pic actually. was real.
53. HollywoodSnark - April 11, 2007 1:16 PM
ugh...the shaved beaver....shy creature of the south...
54. kuluvas - October 29, 2007 4:38 PM
its fake , i have the real photo